00:00I'm Marcy.
00:02Hi, I'm Daphne Sparkles.
00:08You're hit again.
00:09No, you don't like it.
00:11It's just, it's too, it's strippery.
00:17I'm sorry, but it's not right.
00:24You need something elegant.
00:31You're Maura.
00:37Dad, what are you wearing?
00:42So I have something to tell you.
00:44They started calling her Mapa.
00:47Mapa?
00:47Yeah, like Mama and Papa.
00:49Do you still want to date women?
00:51Yes.
00:52So you're a lesbian.
00:54Well...
00:54So we got gay married before it was fashionable.
00:59Ellie, you didn't have one of these.
01:01Are you kidding?
01:02What?
01:02Sarah, I'm gluten-free.
01:03Not a word.
01:04Nada.
01:05Ninka.
01:06Nein.
01:06And the girl at the cash register said,
01:09I need to see some ID with that credit card of yours.
01:13And you know what that's like, right?
01:18And I just knew, I said, this is going to not be good.
01:22This is going to get ugly.
01:24And so, she just kept looking at me.
01:32And then she said,
01:36Oh.
01:38I just want those like, those like nice sculpted arms,
01:42and then like a nice little waist, and on the big ass.
01:44Like a little waist, big ass.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Good job getting any food on me.
01:49Oh, thanks.
01:49Put it on my tombstone.
01:51She always didn't know much to order.
01:52I'm sorry.
01:53Chin up.
01:54Miss.
01:55He said chin up.
01:56Chin up.
01:57Did he call me sir?
