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00:00Welcome to episode three of One More.
00:02Today, we have Nick Terraney.
00:04Cheers, bud.
00:05My good pal.
00:08I do have to figure out something.
00:09Yeah.
00:10I've noticed throughout my first two episodes, you do a lot of the talking,
00:14and you don't have...
00:15I wasn't.
00:16Oh, okay.
00:18The guest does a lot of talking.
00:20Okay.
00:20And there's not really, like, time for them to drink the beer.
00:23Should there be, like, a drink break?
00:24That's what I'm...
00:25There should be a designated drink break.
00:27Do you want to finish these?
00:28Yeah.
00:28I was hoping you'd say no.
00:35So you grew up in West Virginia.
00:37Yes.
00:37What was that like?
00:38To me, it was normal, right?
00:40Yeah.
00:40And then I moved to Columbus, Ohio, moved to New York, moved here,
00:44and I realized that it's, like, kind of a weird place.
00:46Yeah.
00:46Because not many people know much about it.
00:48A lot of people don't know it's a state.
00:49I've never had an Uber driver that knew what it was.
00:51You can say whatever you want about it, and people will just believe it.
00:55Yeah.
00:55Which has been the huge benefit.
00:57Like, we can just make stuff up.
00:58Yes, yeah.
00:58Or stuff that's based in truth, or make up fake people.
01:00And nobody will really fact check you, because they don't know.
01:02Well, I feel like what I know of West Virginia is the college, which is where you went.
01:05That is?
01:06Yes, West Virginia University.
01:08You're right.
01:08That's what I think of when I think of West Virginia.
01:10That's fair, because that's kind of all they have, right?
01:12Yeah.
01:12They have West Virginia University.
01:13They have Steve Harvey and Brad Paisley.
01:17Paisley's from West Virginia?
01:17Paisley, yeah.
01:18He went to high school with my mom.
01:19Did he?
01:19Yes.
01:20He's like, I don't know if that was going to be mean, but he-
01:22Has he ever?
01:23No.
01:23Is there anything about Wheeling that you've grown to miss?
01:26So, I used to hate it, but now I go back and I miss it.
01:29But it's like, you go into the grocery store, you're guaranteed to see somebody you know.
01:33Yeah.
01:33I miss...
01:37Say it.
01:39Nothing.
01:39Nothing.
01:41That was good, yeah.
01:43When I was in college, I was pissed, because there weren't cool parties at a D2 school with
01:482,500 people, and I applied to West Virginia.
01:50They'll just send out acceptance rates to people that didn't apply.
01:53Yeah, I remember I saw Buddha Bend, his I'm Schmacked video that had the rapper in it.
01:58Huey Mack?
01:58Huey Mack.
01:59Yeah.
01:59On St. Patrick's Day.
02:00Welcome back to Morgantown.
02:02This is the second best view in the city.
02:04And I'm Huey, welcome to West Virginia, baby.
02:06And I was like, I need to go here.
02:08And I applied, and my parents were like, no.
02:11You would not be alive or on a ludicrous amount of opiates?
02:17Yeah, it was that or Arizona State.
02:18I don't see you as an Arizona State guy.
02:20No, I'm not.
02:20You're a drinker, not a fucker.
02:21No, you can have a break to drink.
02:22Okay.
02:26I feel like people don't really realize how big of a sports fan you are.
02:30Yeah, I kind of keep that under the radar.
02:31You're a Mountaineer sicko.
02:33I am.
02:33I watch everything.
02:34Is that your number one?
02:35Mountaineer football, Mountaineer basketball, giant gap, Pirate Steelers.
02:38Is it school pride, or is it just like...
02:40Well, I grew up with it.
02:41My dad went there, and it's like, that's the state's pro team.
02:43Dude, I remember when I found out Pat White fucked a chick from my high school when she was in
02:47college,
02:47and it was like, it was the best thing that's ever happened.
02:49At West Virginia, you majored in graphic and web design.
02:53Yes, but that was not what I initially wanted to do.
02:55Did you have a passion for that at all, or was it just...
02:57I liked logos.
02:58I've always been obsessed with logos and fonts.
03:00Famous new?
03:01Fuck.
03:01It's everywhere.
03:03It's probably on this screen right now.
03:05It's a fucking play.
03:08What's your favorite font?
03:09So I'm a classy guy.
03:11I like Garamond.
03:13I think it's beautiful.
03:13I like a serif.
03:15My sophomore year, we would, on the weekends, play beer pong.
03:19And so I made uniforms for everybody's beer pong teams.
03:21That's how I started making logos.
03:23What were the team names?
03:24My team was called pubes.
03:25What was it?
03:26It just said pubes really poorly, and what looked to be shaved pubes.
03:29Did you have an exercise ball shaped nun as a principal?
03:33Did you talk to Kyle?
03:34No.
03:35Well, speaking of Kyle Dean.
03:37Oh, boy.
03:38You knew each other.
03:38You went to the same schools.
03:40Yeah, we went to the same, like, small school.
03:42But you weren't friends.
03:43He was probably doing his wrestling thing, and I was playing World of Warcraft.
03:47So we never crossed paths.
03:48I was at WVU, and my buddy, Casey Hancock,
03:51was always trying to break a world record for the largest Connect Four tournament.
03:54Yeah, as one does.
03:56Yeah, and so he had all these Kent State people come in,
03:58and I was facing off against Kyle.
04:00I was like, holy shit, dude, you're hilarious on Twitter.
04:02And he goes, dude, you are too.
04:03Let's go.
04:04I didn't have a Twitter.
04:06He just didn't know what to say.
04:07He just didn't know what to say.
04:08You could go to the Facebook page for the world's largest Connect Four tournament,
04:12and we're on the header of it,
04:13and there's me on one side and him on the very far other.
04:16Wow.
04:16Yeah.
04:17When you saw each other, were you having conversations?
04:19No.
04:19Or were you just like, what's up?
04:21No.
04:21Never had a full conversation to this day.
04:28I don't think I have either.
04:30Like, what's up, Dean?
04:31No.
04:32And then I went off to be a graphic designer,
04:34web designer at Ohio State, live in Columbus.
04:36So fucking bored at that job,
04:38I just start tweeting nonsense, right?
04:40Yeah.
04:40I like that.
04:53I like it.
05:27And he reaches out to me, he's like, hey man, could you make some graphics for a blog?
05:30And it was the most famous person from every 50 states.
05:33And he was like, can you make the graphic?
05:34It was like, that's easy for sure.
05:35Were you guys DMing at all before that?
05:37No, no, no.
05:38He's the reason I went viral for the first time, which I guess was...
05:41He tossed you a retweet?
05:41He tossed me a retweet on, it was this tweet of just like, snuck a bunch of snacks into the
05:46movie theater.
05:46I remember this one.
05:48I'll never tell you how I did it.
05:50I remember that one.
05:51And he retweeted it.
05:52I look at my phone, I have like a thousand likes.
05:54And I'm like, holy shit.
05:55Those were the days.
05:56And he hit me up, he's like, would you ever want to work at Barstool?
05:57I was like, never on camera, just as graphics.
06:00I wanted to live in New York City.
06:01And I was interviewing with the New York Mets for their like, Jumbotron graphics.
06:06Really?
06:06And then I was interviewing for Fox Sports, which is the studio we're in right now, which is very weird,
06:10as an art director.
06:12And I was in the final stages of the interview for that.
06:13I was lying on my resume saying that I lived in New York to get the interviews.
06:17And so I was bussing overnight on a mega bus.
06:20And so I told Kyle I was going to be there.
06:22He's like, well, hey, would you want to just pop in and interview at Barstool?
06:24And so I did.
06:25You interviewed with Quigs.
06:26Quigs and Gaz.
06:27What was that like?
06:28Quigs didn't give a fuck.
06:30He was just like, yeah, your stuff's good.
06:31And I was like, cool.
06:32He was like, I've never done this.
06:34He was like, you want to talk to Gaz?
06:36I was like, all right.
06:37He fucked me.
06:38And then he's like, you want to talk to Dave?
06:41Dave looked through my resume.
06:43He was like, well, you don't want to be on camera, right?
06:46And I was like, no.
06:46He's like, good, because you're not electric.
06:48Really?
06:48Yeah.
06:49He's like, I don't think you're electric.
06:50I would give you six months.
06:51He was like, would you want to work on foreplay?
06:53Dave was giving the final say on graphic designers?
06:56I don't know.
06:56I had 60,000 followers on Twitter.
06:59And so he was like, what's your goal?
07:00And I was like, I would love to help write behind the scenes.
07:02I'm not good on camera.
07:04I've never done anything on camera.
07:05I would love to make graphics for blogs.
07:07That's kind of like the position I made up in my head.
07:09The bloggers come to me, and I would add these images that enhance the blogs.
07:14He was looking through my resume.
07:16He says, you're a Steeler fan?
07:17And I was like, yeah, sorry.
07:19And he goes, what are you sorry for?
07:21I was like, well, I don't know.
07:23And he's like, no, what are you sorry for?
07:24I said, Jesus, bud.
07:28Back off.
07:29Yeah.
07:29And then he was like, how much did Fox offer you?
07:31And I said a number, and he offered me 5,000 less.
07:34Really?
07:34I called my mom, because I talk to my mom every day.
07:37Yeah.
07:38And she was like, well, this one's paying more, but is it going to be as fun?
07:43And I was like, wow.
07:44And so I accepted the barstool.
07:45That's nice.
07:46Yeah.
07:46This is the second film in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
07:51Once a year, large crowds gather in New York City to joyously celebrate the dropping of this large structure.
07:58Two towers.
07:58From 1999 to 2009, Lance Armstrong only lost one of them.
08:05A ball.
08:06Due to a federal law, local police will not respond to emergencies pertaining to victims from a different race.
08:15No.
08:16Area code.
08:36The only time my parents put their foot down for me being, like, kind of weird was, uh, I tried
08:43to switch my major in college to puppetry.
08:45Really?
08:45And my dad called me and was like, what the fuck are you doing?
08:48I was like, dad, it's one of the only two puppetry programs in the nation.
08:51And he's like, yeah, why do you think there's not many puppetry fucking programs?
08:56What do you think you would be doing if Kyle never DM'd you that?
09:00That's a really good question.
09:02I don't think I would have an online presence.
09:04I wanted to teach graphic design at high school.
09:06I think everyone, everyone goes through a, uh, I could be a high school teacher phase.
09:10Whenever, you know, Barstool is done, hopefully a very long time.
09:15I would love to still do that.
09:16You get to Barstool, you sign your contract.
09:19Yeah.
09:19And so your role is as a graphic designer?
09:22I go into the office at 9 a.m.
09:26Nobody's there.
09:27Right.
09:28And so I just text Kyle.
09:30I'm like, dude, there's nobody here.
09:31What the fuck do I do?
09:32He's like, just sit at my desk.
09:33So I sit at his desk and I think people just assume that I'm content.
09:36So I got pulled into some sort of morning.
09:39It wasn't Barstool breakfast.
09:40I got pulled into something.
09:41And then I went back and I was just like waiting for any sort of assignment and it never came.
09:46And then I got pulled onto the yak as a new person.
09:50My dad serves beer on airplanes.
09:53He has like this cart that he pushes down the aisle.
09:54So he'll serve beer and snacks.
09:57Your dad's a stewardess.
09:59No, my dad's like a bartender like on a little like mobile bar on a plane.
10:04It's like the two coolest things.
10:05It's beer and flying.
10:06Wait, so you're saying that your straight dad is a stewardess.
10:13And then at the end of the week, there was still the radio.
10:16And Dave was just like, so what did you do your first week?
10:18And I was just like, well, I did this with Donnie does.
10:20And I think he just assumed that I was content.
10:21This is the first time I've ever moved my desk.
10:23I want to be beside Nick.
10:24I'm not too happy about it.
10:26He's a chatty guy.
10:28He's a handsy guy.
10:30I'll get over it.
10:31I have no choice.
10:32Yeah, Big Cat was pulling me onto the yak.
10:34I had zero experience.
10:35I was nervous.
10:36My voice was trembling.
10:37And then he was like, hey, man, like that was fun.
10:39You have a good chemistry with Kyle.
10:41Every time Caleb's out, I would love to have you fill in for Caleb.
10:44Okay.
10:44If Caleb ever comes back, I'm probably off the yak.
10:47Right?
10:48Because I've just been filling in.
10:50True.
10:50You are a filmmaker.
10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:52You don't, you don't, you don't, get him, get him!
10:55Oh, oh, oh, fuck!
10:56Brandon and Nick are handcuffed.
11:01Brandon and Nick are handcuffed together.
11:04They're handcuffed together.
11:05Fuck yes!
11:05The master play.
11:06I remember like one of my early rundowns, I like intentionally made a coffee.
11:11It was right when Joe Judge got fired.
11:12And I waited for Joe Judge to come up in the rundown.
11:15Rowan, it's three o'clock in the afternoon and you're drinking coffee.
11:18You okay?
11:19Who are you to Joe Judge?
11:22Fuck yes, bro.
11:23That's a love of playing and coming together.
11:25Fucking Nick.
11:26And everybody was like, how, how the fuck does he?
11:29And meanwhile, that took me 12 hours.
11:32How the fuck does he do?
11:34That was, that was very good, Nick.
11:37That's very good.
11:38Fuck it.
11:39Did you ever have the ambition to be on camera or was it just like, if it happens, it happens?
11:45I think I prefer when like you write a joke for somebody and it lands.
11:50Like for some reason, I get more satisfaction out of that.
11:53That person feels good and that person likes you a lot more.
11:56Did you ever have a masturbation hiatus where you're tempted to jack off to any local skaters
12:01with a super fat ass?
12:02Caked up Kevin.
12:05A new untold story.
12:06How did that, uh, how did that hatch?
12:09So I hatch.
12:11Yeah, that's fine.
12:12That's fine.
12:12I'm just starting at Barstool.
12:14I guess I'm content.
12:15I have the smallest following out of all the content people.
12:18And this is when the call her daddy IP drama is happening.
12:22So all of these third party watchers are refreshing these IP websites and I'm seeing screenshots
12:27of like what Barstool owns and people are meticulously refreshing.
12:31And so Kyle and I just start putting out clips of a fake show called A New Untold Story,
12:35shortened to Anus, and just to see if Barstool would purchase Anus.
12:52And then one day we refresh and we fucking seep.
12:55They got it.
12:55Yeah, they got it.
12:56And we were just doing fake clips.
12:57We thought it was funny.
12:58Ha ha.
12:58You know, we're fucking over the people that pay us.
13:03It's the start of Grease Week.
13:05It's Grease Week.
13:05That's right.
13:06Okay, so you only have a minute 30 to make your decision.
13:08I'm going to take Grease.
13:09Fuck.
13:12Good pick.
13:30You did your research this year, huh?
13:35Right.
13:36You're up.
13:36Yeah.
13:38Really threw a wrench in what I was going to do.
13:43I'm going to go Grease 2.
13:44Sure.
13:49After COVID ended, I went back to the office and recorded.
13:51Anus was bored.
13:51We've always been either intentionally or unintentionally self-sabotaging.
13:55We were like, let's make the ads like 90% of it.
13:57Today's episode is brought to you by Fart Sound Effect number 7.
14:03Do you remember when you threw me under the bus when Zillion Beers was taken off?
14:07What?
14:07Yeah.
14:07No, I didn't.
14:08Yes, you did.
14:08Yes, you did.
14:09I threw a lot of people under the bus.
14:10I hated you.
14:11I threw people under the bus, but not you.
14:13I drank seven beers on camera on a fucking Saturday and got more fucking followers than
14:18fucking all 10 of the new people you've hired in the past two months.
14:21I said all these new people that started here.
14:24I was the only new people.
14:28I have more followers than all these new people.
14:32No, I wasn't talking about you.
14:33It was just me.
14:33I was talking about Trista Craig.
14:35It was just me.
14:35I was not talking about you.
14:37Well, guess what?
14:38The fucking shoe fit.
14:39So Anus, they tell you to turn it into a pod.
14:42Yes.
14:42Where does it go from there?
14:44We were just like, okay, let's be a little bit different.
14:46Let's have this be a fully scripted podcast.
14:49Luckily, former NSYNC member JC Shazay and his team, Team Shazay, reached out to us last
14:54minute and offered to fully produce our video as long as they had full creative control.
14:59We happily obliged, and the video format shouldn't really change other than that.
15:03It's tearing up my heart.
15:19We would go meet at a bar and write forever about what this could be, and then you record
15:25it, and it's like, okay, that was 19 minutes.
15:27And so our first pods were like under 20 minutes.
15:30Really?
15:30But it was like pages and pages of like memorized lines.
15:33And you would do that once a week?
15:34Yeah.
15:35That's a lot.
15:36Today, Kyle and I are ranking the five things we don't think should exist.
15:39For my number five, I went with juicy fruit gum.
15:43My number five, I went with child soldiers.
15:46And just, I'm always very anti-child in war.
15:49I think war should be left for the adults.
15:51I like kids in school and playing with friends rather than being blown up.
15:56Show the list.
15:57Show the list.
15:58This is freaking stupid.
15:59Kyle.
16:01Sticky tack?
16:02Okay.
16:02We can just put these as a graphic.
16:04We'll put them side by side.
16:05We'll just ask people.
16:06No, no, no, we're not fucking doing this.
16:07It's fucking stupid.
16:09It's not stupid.
16:09Nobody cares.
16:10Kyle, your list is running.
16:12We're about to poke.
16:12Your list is stupid.
16:14What does our opinions matter?
16:15No, I'm not fucking doing it.
16:17I remember once, holy shit, Dave was leaving the office and Kyle and I were doing like a writing
16:21session, and Dave took a picture of us.
16:23We each had a beer.
16:24I remember this.
16:25It was horrifying.
16:25At the bar.
16:26Horrifying.
16:27The most scared I've ever been.
16:28He was like, what should we do?
16:29What should we do?
16:30I was like, I don't know, man.
16:31But I had my computer out at the same time, and I was photoshopping myself out of the picture.
16:37That was the only time Dave's been on me, actually.
16:39What was the pork off?
16:41That's our worst video ever.
16:42You're riding high when you're the new person.
16:44It's just like everything is new to everybody.
16:46So it's like, oh, this is fresh and new.
16:48And you think like, oh, I'm never going to have a miss.
16:52And then you put out the pork off.
16:55As the Hallmark Channel presents the 2020 Anus Pork Off World Championship match, it is
17:03the two friends, the one seed KB, the juggernaut against the two seed Nick.
17:08How did they get here?
17:10Everyone already knows KB with blowout wins in the Elite Eight in the Final Four over Jason
17:14Mraz and Kira Sedgwick.
17:16And Nick made the championship after that thrilling OT victory over Jon Hamm.
17:22These two have been two of the best competitors all season long, but neither has ever won a
17:27world championship.
17:29We went to like 10 different bodegas, different restaurants, and bought so much bacon.
17:33And the premise was like, who could have more bacon?
17:36I think we wanted like a Korean audience.
17:37Dude, I don't even remember what the fucking premise of the pork off was.
17:41I don't know if that was a Kyle question.
17:42Wait.
17:42They are ready to go only about 2.45 until the opening pork off.
17:48Dan, don't forget folks, coming up at halftime, American Idol runner-up Bo Bice is impersonator,
17:53Bo Bice will be performing in the halftime show presented by Vista Plantation.
17:56This is the first and like, I think only time I called Gaz.
17:59We had finished the pork off and I had published the blog and it wasn't getting published.
18:03I called Gaz.
18:04I was like, I have a blog that hasn't been published yet.
18:06He was like, I'll log in and do it.
18:07And then he texted me.
18:07He's like, this was for the pork off?
18:14I was like, he doesn't fucking get it.
18:17He doesn't.
18:17As soon as the pork off comes out, I'm at SNL.
18:21I got it.
18:23Oh, fuck Kyle.
18:24He was in on this.
18:24He set me up for a trap.
18:26Are you talking about the pork off?
18:30Dude.
18:32When you called me, I knew it had to be pork off.
18:34Dude, I think about the pork.
18:35I still get nightmares about the pork off.
18:37Dude, I just re-remembered it this morning.
18:41Didn't we have like a payoff or was there a joke or did we just have a lot of bacon?
18:44No, it was just a lot of different meats of the cured variety.
18:49Dude, I told Dana, I think like we had a lot of good videos before that and we were just
18:52riding high.
18:53We were just like, we can't miss.
18:54Let's do a pork.
18:55Dude, I thought that was going to be like massive.
19:00We put so much time and effort.
19:02I was devastated when it flopped.
19:05How did these guys not like the premise of us having bacon to Morgantown?
19:11Remember when I called Gaz and asked him if he could post it early?
19:18Oh, man.
19:20I remember throwing bacon at the camera.
19:22I'd imagine you'll be on this show.
19:23Why the fuck did you?
19:24You fucked me.
19:26He's not going to talk about the pork off again.
19:28I didn't want to be there.
19:32All right, man.
19:33How great is to see his girlfriend there in the stands, cheering on her lovely boyfriend.
19:39She seems pumped.
19:40During COVID, what were some of the highlights for you and Kyle?
19:43Some of the content you guys are putting out?
19:45Dude, that was the first time I worked with Wonton Don.
19:48Yeah.
19:48We started doing this thing called Virtual Vacations.
19:50I think it was Wonton's idea.
19:52He's brilliant.
19:52I don't have a passport and so this is going to be great.
19:55I'm hoping we go to Greece.
19:57I'm never serious.
19:58I have this bad boy, sarcastic reputation, but I'm actually really excited about this.
20:03I would recommend hitting up New York lunch for a hot week.
20:06It's also a notary.
20:12What the fuck?
20:13That evolved into rediscovering America.
20:15Yep.
20:15If I had the list of the 10 coolest experiences in my life, that has aided it.
20:20I look a lot like Riggsie, like a younger Sam.
20:24Is he on the other side, Sam?
20:26Yeah.
20:28Scottsdale.
20:31Why are you laughing?
20:32But there was another transition here now again.
20:36Sort of like a transfusion thing.
20:38But then we started a show called Fictional Debates with Jeff D'Lo, Coley, Trill, Ken Jack.
20:45Ken Jack.
20:46It was a blast.
20:47Incredible.
20:48All right.
20:48We're live.
20:49Welcome.
20:50Welcome to this thing that we invented.
20:53We're going to debate fake five-on-five basketball matchups.
20:57And that's when I saw Kyle work, like, how he writes.
21:02First up, we have Leos.
21:03At center, 81 years old, 5 foot 9, 134 pounds, well-known assassin, Leo.
21:22I was like, holy shit, that's Leo.
21:25And so, like, that, like, changed my perspective.
21:28Like, wordplay.
21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:30Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has become a part owner of the Denver Broncos.
21:35He's the first owner in pro sports since Donald Sterling, who knows how to really take advantage of a race.
21:43Dan Snyder, owner of the Commanders, welcomed him with open arms, saying if he wants to meet any of the
21:48cheerleaders in Washington, he's welcome to F1.
21:54What a lot of people don't know about you and your role here now is that you've leveled up in
21:58a way to not just what you see on the yak and on anus.
22:02You have your hands in a lot of things in terms of leadership.
22:05A lot of people come to you for advice.
22:08They come to you for, you know, what should I do with this video?
22:12What's something funny I can add to this video?
22:14So how has that been to, like, become somebody that people come to for advice?
22:21It's, like, super touching and that's, like, my favorite thing.
22:24Yeah.
22:24Right?
22:24Like, if somebody's going through something or, like, they don't know what to do or they feel lost, like.
22:28I remember when I started, like, and I was, like, doing content now and I was, like, so, like, Kyle,
22:33what do I do?
22:33Yeah.
22:34And he was, like, that's up to you.
22:35And it's just, like, you can get this job and feel really lost.
22:39I'm lucky I started this job at 27.
22:41If I was just out of college and started this, I don't know how I would be able to handle
22:44it.
22:44So, speaking of KB, why do your creative visions work so well together?
22:48I'm my most comfortable self when I'm working with him.
22:51Yeah.
22:51So, like, if Kyle laughs at something, I know it's good.
22:55NFL is kicking off soon and excitement is not only here in the United States.
22:59Germany will be hosting their first NFL game, but they're having heavy Florida representation.
23:04Tampa will play this year and Miami next.
23:08A Dolphin, Germany.
23:09Oh, no, not again.
23:14It's nice to get that instant feedback because, like, if you're recording something, you're, like, I hope this is funny.
23:18At least if Kyle's laughing and enjoying it, it's, like, okay, that's the audience I want.
23:22Oh, I can't believe I forgot this one.
23:24Oh, fuck.
23:25How did I not ask this?
23:26Oh, fuck.
23:27Did you ever play hide and seek?
23:31In high school?
23:32You have a billiards phase?
23:35Yeah.
23:40It was the night I was supposed to lose my virginity.
23:42I'll just read what KB sent me to ask.
23:44Yeah.
23:44Did you have a traumatic experience while hiding under a pool table during a game of hide and seek in
23:48high school?
23:48Yeah, it was a girl.
23:49In parentheses, you were supposed to hook up with blank.
23:52Yeah.
23:52We did hide and seek.
23:54The plan was, like, I was the last virgin of my crew.
23:57My buddy, he had the house to himself for the weekend.
24:00He was, like, let's have her over.
24:01And, like, we had a party and he was, like, let's, like, plan a hide and seek.
24:04Have yourself being somewhere really hideable.
24:06When she finds you, try to kiss her.
24:09It's like, perfect.
24:09God damn it, she found my best friend first.
24:12And he just went with the plan.
24:13And they fucked on top of the pool table when I was underneath.
24:18The girl I had a crush on.
24:21He did what he had to do.
24:25That feels too crazy to be true.
24:27It is true.
24:28I could call my boy Cleveland.
24:30He fucked her on top while you were laying underneath?
24:32Yeah.
24:33Was it loud?
24:34He was fucking her so hard.
24:37What is this?
24:39Gaines.
24:40Cleve.
24:40What up?
24:41I'm on an interview show right now and somebody asked, has anybody ever fucked on top of a pool table
24:46while you were underneath?
24:48Oh, shit.
24:52Cleve was there.
24:53You were hiding behind that boxing dummy.
24:55You wanted her to find you.
24:58Yeah, dude.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:02Who comes up with a question like that?
25:04Dude, so this interviewer reached out to Kyle?
25:08Yeah.
25:08Yeah, shit.
25:10Okay.
25:10What a night that was.
25:11I'm going to come and laugh my ass off.
25:14Dude, I remember we made eye contact because you were hiding behind that boxing dummy.
25:19I looked over at you and shrugged.
25:24You know what?
25:26That was a typical night for us.
25:27All right.
25:28Fuck off.
25:29All right, buddy.
25:30Love you.
25:30All right.
25:31I love you, too.
25:31Bye.
25:33That's Cleve?
25:34Yeah.
25:36What the fuck, dude?
25:38What's going on?
25:39That's crazy, Nick.
25:41What the hell?
25:42Dude, yeah.
25:43I was bummed.
25:44All right.
25:44That's pretty much all I got for your story.
25:46I'm glad you squeezed that one in.
25:50I want to do Final Final, which is the last segment where we do some rapid-fire questions.
25:56We'll get out of here.
25:59Favorite yak moments?
26:01KB, first time you ever got wet.
26:02Who makes you laugh the most at Barstool?
26:05Wait, Socks Dave.
26:06Who do you want to work with more?
26:07Kate.
26:08Have you ever chewed a calculator?
26:11Did you talk to my mom?
26:13I talked to your amazing fiance.
26:17I had braces.
26:18In middle school, I was chewing on a calculator.
26:21It had a rubber grip on the side.
26:22The mouthfeel was good.
26:23And the calculator got so stuck in my braces that I had to leave school and go to the emergency
26:29orthodontist.
26:30And an emergency orthodontist appointment to get the calculator.
26:32I had a fucking full-ass fucking calculator stuck in my mouth.
26:35Did you ever ask a neighbor about their titties?
26:38But it was a male and they were just fat.
26:40Mr. Bechtel, my next-door neighbor.
26:42He was having a party on his back deck and I asked my mom loudly in front of him why
26:46he
26:46had titties.
26:49All right.
26:50Last question.
26:50What the fuck?
26:51Oh my God.
26:52Last question.
26:53Do you want to finish this?
26:54Yeah, let's do it.
26:59Nicky, you're the best.
27:00I love you, buddy.
27:01That is the episode.
27:02Thank you guys for watching.
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