Me And Eddie Interviewed A Bunch Of Absolute Lunatics At Fantasy Fest In Key West

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00:00 That's my husband, that's my boyfriend.

00:03 And then I turned 40 and I was like,

00:04 fuck it, it's time to party, let's do this.

00:08 And he was like, really, you wanna do this?

00:09 I was like, yeah, I wanna do this.

00:10 - If you've watched my videos before,

00:11 you know what time it is.

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00:29 in America.

00:30 Now this video is wild, and I need you guys to buckle in

00:33 because Key West Fantasy Fest, it's something.

00:36 It's all presented by Power Water.

00:38 Let's go.

00:39 - What can we expect at Fantasy Fest?

00:40 - A lot of sex, a lot of alcohol.

00:42 Don't take your kids here.

00:43 - I was starving, and then we had pizza.

00:47 It was delicious.

00:48 - Tap it out!

00:53 - Hey, is that thing custom?

00:58 - Yeah.

00:58 - We came here, we wasn't sure what this was all about.

01:01 It's our first time, so we wanted to hit it big.

01:04 - Friday night.

01:05 - Friday night.

01:05 - Friday night, when's the party start?

01:07 - Sir, are you more proud of the shark tooth

01:10 around your neck or the way your nugget's looking tonight?

01:13 - Both.

01:14 - You know White Sox, Dave?

01:15 He's got the biggest nugget in the Midwest.

01:17 I think you got it covered in the South, though.

01:19 If you ever wanna come to Chicago for a nugget-off,

01:22 you're in.

01:23 John, can we get a spin?

01:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27 Oh yeah, we're doing sheiks tonight.

01:29 - Why is it so much fun at Fantasy Fest?

01:30 - Because if you can't have fun,

01:33 what is life worth living?

01:35 - Nothing.

01:36 - Exactly, my man, exactly.

01:38 Meeting beautiful people at a beautiful time.

01:42 I love love, I love love, I love love, I love love.

01:47 And if you don't love love, get the fuck out.

01:51 (laughing)

01:53 - That's my husband, that's my boyfriend.

01:57 - And then I turned 40 and I was like,

01:58 "Fuck it, it's time to party, let's do this."

02:01 And he was like, "Really, you wanna do this?"

02:02 I was like, "Yeah, I wanna do this."

02:03 And then he was like, "Okay."

02:04 - So basically, she said, instead of being in a lifestyle

02:09 where you're going through different people all the time,

02:12 to find someone that was suited to both of us.

02:15 So, Adam is our boyfriend.

02:18 - He's your boyfriend, too?

02:20 - Oh, absolutely.

02:21 - We're both straight, we just have a lot of fun.

02:23 - Just the boys.

02:23 - If she was in the middle, how fucking gay could it be?

02:27 - You tell me.

02:28 - Swords have never been crossed?

02:29 - Oh, listen, incidental contact must happen.

02:32 If you're doing a DVP, something's happening, okay?

02:35 - You're just like DBs, like you said,

02:37 incidental contact's gonna happen.

02:38 - Yeah, it's gonna happen.

02:39 - Day two, he waxed.

02:41 Last night, chilled, got some crazy people, as you guys saw.

02:45 This is really the big day.

02:46 Yesterday, we just kinda got in, just chilled.

02:48 Let's go around and around town, baby.

02:49 We're looking for a good old Pyro Water.

02:51 And drinkpyrowater.com told me you're here.

02:55 - They were hiding on us, boys.

02:56 They were hiding the P-Dub on us.

03:01 - Chana, what flavor we got, Miami Vice?

03:03 - This is Miami Vice, I missed it.

03:05 - It's a beautiful town for Miami Vice.

03:07 - Do we have to get to find anything?

03:09 - Some men's costumes.

03:10 - We have a few police left.

03:16 You're an extra large, obviously.

03:18 - Pirate here, Dana.

03:19 - We got pirates?

03:20 - Yeah.

03:21 - Oh, we can be pirates.

03:21 - Might be a little hot for pirate.

03:23 - Yeah.

03:24 - Can we talk about what she said to me?

03:26 Did you get that?

03:27 - I got that.

03:28 - She goes, "You're an XL, obviously."

03:29 - You didn't have to say obviously.

03:31 - I'm not obviously, I'm actually a double X.

03:33 (laughing)

03:34 - That's kind of a compliment.

03:35 - So it might have been a compliment.

03:37 - I'm gonna be an Afro pirate.

03:38 - Buy me another Afro pirates pastooli

03:40 and I'll pay you a hundred bones.

03:41 - You can't do it.

03:42 - Captain Deerzy.

03:43 - Ready to put on a show tonight.

03:45 I'm gonna put on a clinic tonight.

03:47 All right, everyone.

03:48 We're here in Key West on our golf cart.

03:50 This video is presented by one and only,

03:53 Piratewater.

03:54 - I am a pirate with an Afro.

03:56 - I don't know what Eddie is.

03:57 - The boys are about to go rip up Duval Street.

03:59 - Throw back some Piratewater into our gullet hole.

04:01 - And really find out why everyone's dressed

04:05 like absolute maniacs.

04:06 - Fantasy Fest 2023, Piratewater, let's do it.

04:10 - I'm here live with who?

04:11 - Bonnie.

04:14 - I've been dying to see that pussy muncher.

04:17 Can you unzipper that and let us get a peek?

04:19 (laughing)

04:20 That's what I'm talking about.

04:21 - Yeah, take a look at those eyes.

04:23 - Look deep into my eyes.

04:25 Before I bring out a nace of spades,

04:27 with a special offer on the back.

04:29 It says, "Redeemable for one free nipple nibble."

04:32 - Do you do the nibbling or do they do the nibbling?

04:33 - I do all the nibbling.

04:35 You gotta put yourself in the hands of a professional.

04:37 I actually got a double nibble earlier.

04:39 I had one woman who said,

04:40 "My boobs get real jealous of each other."

04:43 - Really?

04:44 - If you're gonna do one, you gotta do 'em both.

04:45 And I said, "Okay, if I have to."

04:48 - Sir, if you had to compare your penis

04:50 to one of the 52 cards in the deck,

04:52 what card would it be?

04:54 - Give me 54 cards, we'll go right to the Joker.

04:56 God bless you.

04:57 - God bless you.

04:58 - And you.

04:59 - God bless you.

05:00 - And you.

05:01 - God bless you.

05:02 - And you.

05:03 - I won.

05:04 I won the God bless off.

05:05 - It's not about the why, it's about the why not.

05:08 - Can you explain that a little bit?

05:09 - It means if it's not hurting anybody,

05:11 hurting me, him, anybody else,

05:13 then why the hell not?

05:14 He's my dirty devil.

05:16 - Oh.

05:16 (imitates engine revving)

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05:20 drinkpiratewater.com, 10% ABV,

05:25 greatest malt beverage in the universe,

05:28 Key West, Fancy Fest, come on.

05:30 - I can touch all the heads.

05:32 - Thank you.

05:33 - I like heads.

05:34 I like head, I give head.

05:35 I'm the biggest Baltimore bitch you're ever gonna meet.

05:38 And I am not afraid of anybody.

05:40 - How many tits have you seen this weekend?

05:43 - A lot, but most of them are like the,

05:45 they otherwise would keep 'em in their pocket, you know?

05:49 - Runny eggs hanging on a nail.

05:50 - Fuckin' Fantasy Fest 23, yeah.

05:53 Come on!

05:54 - What's the name of this costume?

05:55 - Mr. Swat.

05:59 - Mr. Swat.

06:00 What's your favorite part about Fantasy Fest?

06:02 - All the titties, all the ass.

06:04 (laughing)

06:05 Look at that, ooh, you're right.

06:07 You're a fine ass.

06:08 (laughing)

06:10 - Anybody does what they want.

06:11 It's all fun time, everybody loves everybody.

06:13 It's happy, happy times, man.

06:15 - Do you have any unusual skills or party tricks?

06:19 - You don't wanna see my dick, so maybe not.

06:21 - Do you have any party skills or party tricks,

06:23 unusual that you wanna show the people?

06:26 - I'm uncircumcised.

06:27 - Any inspirational words for the people back home?

06:29 - No, absolutely, like let go of any fears,

06:31 any handicaps that you have, like insecurities.

06:34 Like you only get this one time.

06:36 I know it's pretty cliche, but man,

06:38 you only get one time to live this life,

06:39 and there's no guarantee for tomorrow.

06:41 - I've seen you before.

06:43 - Oh, is that true?

06:45 (laughing)

06:47 What does that mean?

06:48 - I've seen him before.

06:50 - I got something to tell my kids.

06:52 You're fucked, bud.

06:53 This inheritance is for my dick.

06:55 - This guy right here.

06:56 - We're going back to the house,

06:57 we got lots of fucking bitches with us,

06:59 and we're fucking all night long.

07:01 - Do you have any unusual skills or party tricks?

07:03 - Just my cock, bud, just my cock.

07:05 - Balls and all, bud.

07:07 - If I put my dick in, I'm putting my balls in.

07:08 - Me and this guy, lots of bitches.

07:11 - What else?

07:12 - Lots of bitches.

07:13 - Pussy.

07:14 - What else?

07:14 - And money, money and bitches.

07:17 - What else?

07:18 - My dick.

07:19 - I love to shake my ass.

07:26 - It's a scene and a half.

07:28 - Listen, it's a lot, a lot of people here

07:29 need the power of water to get us through.

07:30 Whether you're about it or you're not,

07:32 the people are really enjoying themselves.

07:34 - There's been zero animosity, zero, what's the word,

07:39 when you don't like each other, animosity.

07:41 - That's animosity, correct.

07:42 - It's just people having fun, and we're here to cover it.

07:45 - Is it out of bounds if, you know,

07:47 we reenact a Baywatch and you guys

07:48 do a little jog towards the camera?

07:50 - Oh yeah, we can do that.

07:52 - I'm here live with Twat.

07:58 - What made you go with a clown costume?

08:00 - Oh, 'cause we all float down here in Key West.

08:05 - Boys.

08:06 - Yes.

08:06 - You're firing me up right now.

08:08 Can you fire the people back home up a little bit?

08:11 - Woo!

08:12 - We're here live with who?

08:13 - My name?

08:15 - You don't have to say your real name.

08:17 - Oh, yeah, Mike.

08:19 - Mike?

08:21 - Hey, Stripes, you're Stripes.

08:22 - Stripes.

08:25 - Stripes.

08:26 - Jason, do we have any unusual skills or party tricks?

08:30 - Not that I can show on camera, no, no, no.

08:34 Jason!

08:35 - Is that a tattoo?

08:36 - Of a pineapple on my penis,

08:38 and when it gets erect, it's upside down.

08:41 Boom!

08:42 - Is that true about Jason?

08:44 - I can neither confirm nor deny that.

08:47 - Yeah, I can, I could.

08:49 - He's got a pineapple boner, ladies and gentlemen.

08:51 - That's a wrap from Fantasy Fest.

08:53 Shout out to the one and only Pirate Water.

08:56 What a scene, man.

08:57 - Lot of boobie tattoos.

08:59 - What a scene.

09:01 Oh my goodness.

09:02 Fantasy Fest 2023, Key West, we're out.

09:05 (upbeat music)

09:07 (upbeat music)

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