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00:00Okay, so it's before the doorway, before the bridge, like the shitty bridge.
00:06The damp, yeah.
00:08The damp, dark, crappy shit bridge.
00:10The moldy-looking bridge.
00:14Huge anus.
00:16Yep, yep, that's what Blitz recommended.
00:20Are you ready to meet Mike Hawk?
00:24Wow.
00:25Go together, perfect.
00:31There ain't no way.
00:35Dalton, there's no way.
00:38Are you ready?
00:40What?
00:40Let me guess, the haircut?
00:44Yes!
00:45There's no way we picked the same haircut.
00:48Uh, and brother?
00:50What?
00:51I have a gift for you to borrow, for now.
00:53Oh, sweet.
00:55Now I can stop showing my nasty legs off.
01:07Oh, that's so nice.
01:10I can't believe you've got the same hairstyle as me.
01:21I wonder if anyone's going to do a seamless co-op for this.
01:26Because didn't...
01:27Two just got one.
01:30Wow, aren't you strong.
01:33I have to two-hand it.
01:43Wait.
01:49Um, are you low health?
01:51I'm, like, missing a quarter.
01:55Yeah.
01:57Yeah, I think he damaged me there somehow.
02:01Weird, right?
02:02Weird, right?
02:14Yeah.
02:15To be able to not fat roll, I have to then equip my helmet.
02:20It's rough out here.
02:22Bruh, that's chunky, boys.
02:24Oh, fuck.
02:27Oh, yeah, did you want to fight the Hellkite Dragon or save it for another day?
02:31You decide it's your run.
02:33Let's do it another day when we're a bit stronger and can just heal the vehicle.
02:39Heal the vehicle.
02:41Now, I don't know if this still heals you, but I'm going to ask this.
02:46No, no.
02:48Now, do you want to fight the Black Knight?
02:51Yeah, after we kill these guys?
02:53Yeah.
02:55So, we're going to run up.
02:57We're going to run up.
03:12Uh.
03:14Oh.
03:16That other one came out of nowhere.
03:19Alright, I'll come back for that.
03:21And you know what else sucked?
03:24I kicked the one, and it did nothing.
03:27I wasn't able to hit him after.
03:31That ain't right.
03:34No, it kind of sucks.
03:38Oh, God.
03:39Sliding down the ladder scares me, dude.
03:42Go.
03:43Into the nether.
03:44Have to force quit.
03:45In the same spot.
03:47Yeah, I had to run.
03:49Dude, I can see that Gravelord Servant down there still.
03:57Whoops.
03:58Maybe he loves the game.
04:00Maybe, man.
04:11Dude, I'm standing on it.
04:16Let's go.
04:18Really?
04:19Yeah, I was standing on it.
04:21I didn't even have to move.
04:22I could feel your haircut.
04:25Reverberate through my whole body.
04:27What color is yours?
04:28Brown.
04:29I'm not lying.
04:30Okay.
04:33Yeah, as a hollow, I look awful.
04:38Yeah, same.
04:39And I did not sit down, so I can tell.
04:43It just makes it easier.
04:53My cock first.
04:56Before my huge amus.
05:00Alright, I'm doing the same thing.
05:02Holy fuck.
05:07I'm going first.
05:10Okay, maybe not.
05:15Um.
05:16What?
05:18Yeah, remember.
05:19Backstab the thing?
05:19You can backstab its anus.
05:26Yes.
05:28Huge anus.
05:29Get in there.
05:29It's not dead.
05:32Oh, it's here, dude.
05:35Um.
05:35Um.
05:41He uses so much stamina.
05:47Do you want its helmet?
05:49No.
05:50It's decently strong.
05:53Better than my knight.
05:55Well, for now.
05:57When it's heavy.
06:02Like, you may not be able to roll even with the hat over it.
06:05Ah.
06:08That corpse just dripped down.
06:10Did you see that?
06:10Nope.
06:12Okay.
06:26What?
06:27Wait.
06:29He got up to die.
06:31That was weird.
06:33Alright.
06:34I'm gonna swap equipment.
06:38Ugh.
06:39Damn it.
06:43Alright.
06:43Are you ready for this jelly?
06:45Oh, yeah.
06:46This one-shot jelly?
06:50So, should I block you on the steps?
06:53Yeah, if you want.
06:54I'll do it to you.
06:55Are you fighting him up here or down?
06:57No.
06:57No, I'm leading him.
06:58He's roaming.
07:02Kidding me?
07:03You want to fight that thing in here?
07:04I wasn't sure what your plan was.
07:08If we get the ultra, are you going to use it?
07:10No.
07:11Oh, it's so heavy.
07:16I'm glad I didn't do what I wanted.
07:19Wow.
07:19Pretty good.
07:20I did so much.
07:26Oh.
07:33What's up, E-turn?
07:41You saved me.
07:46can't get a backstab at all
07:51i unblocked for one second and got shit on dude
07:55i heard it hit you
07:59also i forgot to sit at the bonfire so i have no more heals
08:04because i'm i'm not using dark souls man
08:08wait what the what what is he doing
08:12you like stunted on him
08:16all he gave me was another chunk
08:19if you want we can uh go die and i'll just resummit
08:22i should
08:24alright come this way jump down the ladder brother
08:29just tap me and you don't
08:35no i went to the fire
08:37oh you just burnt yourself
08:39yep i don't know if you're still here eternity in hell how you doing
08:46sometimes when you
08:47i feel like they miss things when you say something
08:49alright it gave me my five
08:52just let me sit
08:57i'm racking up souls doing this though with you
09:00good
09:02how you liking that ring
09:04dude
09:05i don't have to look at my pale white
09:07i'm whiter than you would ever guess
09:22i'm whiter than you would ever guess
09:23oh they also are playing dsr
09:29originally we weren't gonna play the remaster
09:31we were gonna play prepare to die
09:34there's a there's a way to play it together still
09:37where's that sign at
09:38put it down
09:41there it is
09:43uh but his would not cooperate
09:46yeah it just did not work
09:48so we're gonna circle back and play that one some other time
09:54brother i left my gloves on just for you
09:58oh
09:59i i zoomed like i started with in view your your thong
10:08you look hairy
10:13seamless co-op
10:15um
10:16no it's got a weird name
10:18it just restores the online functionality
10:22and you have to launch it through the exe and not steam
10:27so windows likes to block it
10:30for some odd reason
10:33alright hugeanus follow my cock
10:36i don't like to sprint in this area
10:38cause
10:40you have the camera
10:41fly right off the map
10:46well i got chipped two times of the weapon
10:49really
10:50yep greatsword and now the ultra greatsword brother
10:58the naginata is left in the
10:59marsh
11:04would you use that
11:05no
11:07i've been burned by the katanas in this game
11:10so many times
11:12it's a halberd
11:13oh
11:16they asked if
11:17we want help in the same
11:19area
11:20if your sign goes down
11:23i'm sure he'd summon you
11:32but isn't it level based too
11:35yeah it's level based
11:36unless you do a password
11:38that guy just went
11:40damn
11:42they can go a little crazy
11:46oh my poise
11:47it does nothing
11:50they're
11:50they're
11:51oh wow
11:51they're level 25
11:54oh shit
11:55you're gonna invade i'm calling it
11:57get out of the way you fat
11:59anus
12:00isn't that a bit out of our range
12:02per level
12:03no
12:04oh
12:06we're
12:07we're
12:08already
12:08i'm level 12 already
12:10my character
12:11yeah
12:13alright what's this item
12:16nevermind
12:18gravity
12:32just a large soul
12:35should we give them like one minute to put their sign here
12:39why not
12:40and then if not
12:41you know
12:41we continue on
12:43i guess it is already 4
12:45i don't know how light you want to stay up
12:48i don't know
12:58my left trigger is just to
13:00walk
13:01eeeeh
13:05you know it really sucks
13:07the estus
13:08suck
13:10he says he's here
13:13alright if it doesn't pop up the next minute
13:17we're leaving ya
13:20it has been very fast with the summons though
13:23so
13:25yeah not like old comcast days
13:28yeah
13:31back in
13:322018 or so
13:35yeah those were terrible times
13:37and then remember
13:38OG when it would
13:41not work because your name was too long
13:43yeah
13:45man that was such a dumb issue
13:51anything
13:52anything
13:53nope
14:04they haven't upgraded our weapons either so that might be the issue too
14:26nothing
14:26nothing
14:28we don't have password on right
14:29nope
14:30i already checked
14:34nice ringing password no password
14:46i guess we commence
14:49sorry eternity
14:51yeah i'm not seeing it
14:56maybe you're just too much for us
14:59maybe you're just too much for us
14:59it could be the item level thing too
15:05we have yet to get to Andre
15:07right
15:09yeah
15:12he thought he said you're good guys
15:14well
15:16maybe if you stop by some other time
15:19cause i'll have to do the run as
15:22as the
15:24non hollow or whatever
15:26yeah
15:27if you're here i'll summon ya
15:30if not no worries
15:33i did not like that
15:35transition
15:37my cock was in huge anus
15:42dude you just flat
15:46yeah but it's my whole stamina bar except the smidge
15:53i can't even body block you
15:56fuck outta here
15:57did you see that
15:59get outta here
16:13oh now it works
16:16my cock won't fit in huge anus
16:19but before you just pushed me to the side
16:22like that was nothing
16:31behind me
16:32i know i can
16:33i can feel em
16:35that worked
16:36he upstood my kick
16:41whatever
16:44oh
16:44i'm not needing
16:46i'm not compensating or anything
16:50inverted penis
16:52eww
16:56careful
16:57the front door
16:59do you remember this area
17:00i do
17:02i've been here
17:03many
17:05no
17:07do you remember this doorway up here
17:09isn't this where that guy was
17:12which was
17:13max armor
17:15and he started spewing
17:16oh it was a little bit after this
17:19okay
17:25there's gonna be two more
17:26there's gonna be two more
17:28one to the left and one ahead
17:35i
17:35what
17:36he acted like i hit him
17:38uh he might pair you so be careful
17:40i'm scared actually
17:42oh
17:44i did no damage to him what
17:46what
17:47yeah i hit him and it
17:48he like did a weird animation like i hurt him
17:51and it
17:52it didn't do anything
17:54now it's mega knight
17:55with the mage above us
17:59uh
18:03just so you know i only have one estus
18:06cause i only have two
18:08when i get summoned
18:09i forgot
18:12you got this
18:13we got this
18:17wait
18:17i can't backslip
18:21my guy like flinched
18:23from what
18:23oh he's got like a aoe
18:26on his hips
18:29i took no damage though
18:31yup
18:32what
18:33what
18:36he sharded for me
18:40i'm gonna go clear the outside
18:41looking in
18:50alright i hate the backstab system
18:55wait
18:57he's synchronized
18:58grok the orc
19:01grok
19:04he's wearing the
19:06yeah he's wearing the katarina set
19:10interesting
19:12should i?
19:13might as well
19:17grok shows up
19:18i'd be able to do this in one go
19:19yup
19:23interesting
19:24i hope that grok shows up but not eternity
19:28yeah whoever
19:29this is
19:30it'd be funny if this was blitz
19:32dude wouldn't that be wild
19:37oh dude he is looking
19:40yeah he's uh
19:41he's a thick boy
19:44he's got a fat roll
19:48oh
19:51oh
19:53i gotta get my
19:54my fire
19:55my fire uh
19:56what is it?
19:57firekeeper soul
19:58i almost said firelink soul
20:00threw me off
20:01up the steps
20:03this tank can go first dude
20:05yup
20:10dude what
20:12dude just horrifying
20:15that's all we gotta do now
20:16i'm scared
20:19cause it'll take
20:20one hit
20:21for me to get fucked up
20:23alright
20:23be careful they are buffed
20:27see that dude
20:27they got buffed by the mage
20:30cause it'll do extra damage
20:32oh
20:33oh
20:39he killed the mage
20:40and then i'm gonna go talk to lawtrek
20:43and we're gonna fight the boss
20:45he's a god
20:53good
20:54move
20:55as you drag the body
20:59item
20:59all the way over here
21:24i'm not gonna summon you i don't really care
21:27just push you off firelink shrine when we get back
21:31i want that ring
21:33favor and protection
21:34is that what it was?
21:35oh yeah
21:36i'm glad we're never gonna leave our fingers
21:38without the brakes
21:39yup it's such a good ring
21:42yup
21:43health, stamina, and equipment loaded
21:45oh yeah the one item in here
21:49the booty item
21:52they have so many chairs
21:56they have so many chairs
21:56why not?
21:57it's a church
22:02um
22:03um
22:03you guys are one
22:06they are the one at home
22:09oh it didn't work that time
22:11now we're one
22:12a human centipede
22:14oh i can't summon him cause you guys are here
22:17Solaire?
22:18yeah
22:21what the fuck?
22:22the booty just
22:23he's buffing
22:30he's gone
22:33i want this tail though
22:35you can watch the cutscene when you guys get in
22:39oh i can't skip it
22:43damn
22:47he's taking a lot of time
22:49he's taking a lot of time
23:06he's taking a lot of time
23:12wrong boy
23:20he knows the assignment
23:22he got it
23:25he did get it
23:32he killed the other one before
23:37he killed the other one before
23:37that got here
23:39and i got the guard
23:41wow that one's already dead
23:46he's a beast
23:47wow it keeps you guys out of the ass
23:51alright i'm gonna go ring the bell and talk to this dude
23:54alright
23:55and we should probably be done
23:57unless you want to do your run real quick
24:00would it be quick though?
24:02probably not
24:03i can't do that
24:03but i'm not
24:03i'm not
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