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00:05Oh, my bad, bro.
00:16Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:19My bad about your face.
00:21You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:24You're still on that, bro.
00:25Chill.
00:26All I did was ghost you.
00:30How about this?
00:31We run it back.
00:32Run it back?
00:32Yeah.
00:33I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:37Please stop talking.
00:38Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:40How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:41We get you VIP.
00:43We get you all backstage.
00:44I said stop talking.
00:48What the fuck?
00:55Did you just?
00:57Did he just?
01:02Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
01:04Ooh, wear something hot.
01:05Good morning.
01:08Are we still on for tonight?
01:11Hey, got off work.
01:19I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:24But this isn't one of those times.
01:41Miss, are you ready to order that?
01:43Just a few minutes, please.
01:46An hour.
01:47I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:53Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:55I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
01:58Go touch some grass.
02:04In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
02:09No.
02:11No.
02:12Worse.
02:13It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
02:16Mommy, forget about Josh, babe.
02:18Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
02:20I have an idea to cheer you up.
02:22You're coming to the party with us tonight.
02:24I don't know.
02:24I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
02:30What?
02:32Why is it doing that?
02:33I have no idea.
03:01D.Va.
03:03Period.
03:04Period.
03:04Let's go to the party.
03:07This is coming with us.
03:18You can, bro.
03:19You can.
03:20Woo!
03:20Yeah, all right.
03:21I'll catch y'all.
03:22I'll catch y'all.
03:22Hey, what's up?
03:47You can't do it.
03:53I can't do it.
03:53Chill. All I did was ghost you.
03:55Don't touch me.
03:57How about this? You run it back.
03:59Run it back?
04:00Yeah. I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
04:04Please stop talking.
04:05Ooh, I like it when you're frosty with me.
04:07How about you bring your hottest friends?
04:09We get you VIP. We get you all backstage.
04:12My set! Stop talking!
04:16What the fuck?
04:23Did you just? Did he just?
04:31Bro! Where am I?
04:35Welcome!
04:44Let's get started.
04:52I can't believe you killed him.
04:53He's dead.
04:54And that's a bad thing because...
04:56He's not dead, okay?
04:57I didn't kill him, come on.
04:58Okay, then what happened?
04:59Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof!
05:02He just disappeared into thin air, so I don't even know...
05:04I'm gonna try it.
05:06Wait!
05:21I'm still here.
05:24And your face looks freaking perfect.
05:27Drop-dead gorgeous.
05:30Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
05:34Holy ghosting shit.
05:37To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
05:41One night only.
05:45Ooh!
05:55As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com,
05:59but the way I'll be playing the male lead,
06:00they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
06:05Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend
06:07right after you knocked her up?
06:08What are you talking about?
06:09Delilah says hi.
06:12And bye.
06:38My baby, my sweet.
06:40She meant nothing to me.
06:42My fangs only thirst for you.
06:44You're my one in...
06:51Hey, sexy.
06:52Who'd you come here with?
06:54I bet your blood tastes delicious.
06:58Oh, honey.
06:59Watch your step.
07:00I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
07:04Oh, really?
07:16You stupid, pathetic girls!
07:18Do you know what spencer my costume is?
07:20It's made in a town?
07:22It is city and ill and you can't even pronounce!
07:24No more excuses.
07:35Let's welcome our new member,
07:38Conrad from Finance.
07:42Hello, Conrad from Finance.
07:46Oh, God.
07:48Yo, hey, lady.
07:50I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
07:52You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
07:58Oh, God.
08:00You sound just like her.
08:01Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
08:05The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
08:14Quiet!
08:15Repeat after me.
08:18Other people's feelings are valid.
08:24Other people's feelings are valid.
08:33This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating.
08:39And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
08:44Where down the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
08:48The whereabouts of the ghosting are not yet known.
08:55That's not love bombing.
08:57That's like being romantic.
08:58Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
09:01I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
09:11Zoe!
09:16Did you ghost me?
09:18Josh?
09:19Did you ghost me?
09:22Wow!
09:23Really?
09:23You got nothing.
09:24After you just ghosted me.
09:25I mean...
09:26Zoe, come on.
09:27You're better than this.
09:27Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
09:30Look, I was gonna show up, okay?
09:33I...
09:33My phone died.
09:34For the whole day?
09:37Why are you making this such a big deal?
09:39Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
09:43Oh, what were you going through?
09:44I...
09:46You know what?
09:47That's actually not the point.
09:49The point is, you're being selfish.
09:51A second chance.
09:52It's the least I deserve, Zoe.
09:54Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
09:56I can change.
10:06Maybe you are.
10:07Josh.
10:09I just really don't give a...
10:12Whoa!
10:13What the...
10:15Oh, my God.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:21Repeats after me.
10:23I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
10:28I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
10:35Good!
10:36Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
10:42Josh.
10:48Hi, Josh.
10:50Oh, my gosh.
10:51Oh, my gosh.
10:52Oh, my gosh.
10:54Oh, my gosh.
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:57Oh, my gosh.
10:57Oh, my gosh.
10:59Oh, my gosh.
10:59Oh, my gosh.
11:00Oh, my gosh.
11:01Oh, my gosh.
11:02Oh, my gosh.
11:03Oh, my gosh.
11:04Oh, my gosh.
11:05Oh, my gosh.
11:06Oh, my gosh.
11:07Oh, my gosh.
11:08Oh, my gosh.
11:18Oh, my gosh.
11:35Oh, my God, man.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my God, about your face.
11:52You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
11:55You're still on that bro chill.
11:57All I did was ghost you.
11:59Don't touch me.
12:00How about this?
12:01We run it back.
12:03Run it back?
12:03Yeah.
12:04And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
12:07Please stop talking.
12:08Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
12:10How about you bring your hottest friends?
12:12We get you VIP.
12:14We get you all backstage.
12:15I said, stop talking.
12:19What the fuck?
12:26Did you just?
12:27Did he just?
12:33Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
12:35Oh, where's that good hot?
12:36Good morning.
12:39Are we still on for tonight?
12:42Hey, got off work.
12:50I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
12:55But this isn't one of those times.
13:12Miss, are you ready to order yet?
13:14Just a few more minutes, please.
13:17An hour.
13:18I've been sitting here for an hour.
13:24Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
13:26I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
13:29Go touch some grass.
13:35In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
13:40No, worse.
13:43It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
13:47Oh, me.
13:48Forget about Josh, babe.
13:49Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
13:51I have an idea to cheer you up.
13:53You're coming to the party with us tonight.
13:54I don't know.
13:55I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
14:01What?
14:02Why is it doing that?
14:04I have no idea.
14:35Let's go to the party.
14:37Hey, this is coming with us.
14:47Hey!
14:49You can't, bro.
14:50We're coming.
14:51Woo!
14:51Yeah, all right.
14:52I'll catch y'all.
14:53I'll catch y'all.
14:53Hey, what's up?
15:00Oh!
15:04Oh, my bad, bro.
15:15Yo, Zoe.
15:17My bad, about your face.
15:19I thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
15:22You're still on that, bro.
15:24Chill.
15:25All I did was ghost you.
15:26Don't touch me.
15:27How about this?
15:29We run it back.
15:30Run it back?
15:30Yeah, I give you backstage passes to my next set.
15:35Please stop talking.
15:36Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
15:38How about you bring your hottest friends?
15:40We get you VIP.
15:41We get you all backstage.
15:42My set!
15:43Stop talking!
15:47What the fuck?
15:53Did you just?
15:55Did he just?
16:02Bro!
16:04Where am I?
16:06Welcome!
16:16Let's get started.
16:23I can't believe you killed him.
16:24He's dead.
16:25Not a bad thing because...
16:27He's not dead.
16:28Okay?
16:28I didn't kill him.
16:29Come on.
16:29Okay, then what happened?
16:30Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
16:34So I don't even know...
16:34I'm gonna try it.
16:37Wait!
16:53I'm still here.
16:55And your face looks freaking perfect.
16:57Drop dead gorgeous.
17:01Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
17:05Holy ghosting shit.
17:08To all the baddies.
17:10Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
17:12One night only.
17:25As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com,
17:29but the way I'll be playing the male lead,
17:31I'll be giving you layers that no one's ever seen before.
17:35Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
17:39What are you talking about?
17:40Delilah says hi.
17:43And bye.
18:09My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
18:12And my thing is only thirst for you.
18:15You're my one in...
18:22Hey, sexy.
18:23Who'd you come here with?
18:25I bet your blood tastes delicious.
18:29Oh, honey, watch your step.
18:31I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
18:35Really?
18:47You stupid, pathetic girls!
18:49Do not spend some of my costumers!
18:51It's made in a town, in a city, in Illini, you can't even for now!
18:55No more excuses.
19:05Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
19:13Hello, Conrad from Finance.
19:17Oh, God.
19:19Yo, hey, lady.
19:21I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
19:23You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
19:29Oh, God.
19:31You sound just like her.
19:32Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
19:36The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
19:44Quiet!
19:46Repeat after me.
19:50Other people's feelings are valid.
19:55Other people's feelings are valid.
20:04This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are… celebrating?
20:10And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
20:15Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
20:19The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
20:26That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
20:29Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
20:32I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how…
20:42Zoe!
20:47Did you ghost me?
20:48Josh?
20:50Did you ghost me?
20:52What?
20:53Wow!
20:54Really, you got nothing.
20:55After you just ghosted me.
20:56I mean, so, come on, you're better than this.
20:58Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
21:02I was gonna show up, okay?
21:03I…
21:04My phone died.
21:05For the whole day?
21:07Why are you making this such a big deal?
21:10Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
21:14Oh, what were you going through?
21:15I…
21:17You know what?
21:18You know what?
21:18That's actually not the point.
21:20The point is, you're being selfish.
21:22A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
21:25Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
21:27I can change.
21:36Maybe you will, Josh.
21:40I just really don't get it.
21:43Whoa!
21:44What the…
21:52Repeat after me.
21:54I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
21:59I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
22:05Good!
22:07Now, let's all welcome our newest member, Josh.
22:19Hi, Josh.
22:21Oh, my God.
23:06Oh, my God, bro.
23:17Oh, yo, Zoe.
23:21My bad about your face.
23:22You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
23:25You're still on that, bro.
23:27Chill.
23:28All I did was ghost you.
23:30Don't touch me.
23:31How about this?
23:32You run it back.
23:33Run it back?
23:34Yeah.
23:35I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
23:38Please stop talking.
23:39Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
23:41How about you bring your hottest friends?
23:43We get you VIP.
23:45We get you all by state.
23:46My seg!
23:47Stop talking!
23:50What the fuck?
23:51What the fuck?
23:57Did you just?
23:58Did he just?
24:03Can't wait to see you hot stuff.
24:05Ooh, where's something hot?
24:07Good morning.
24:10You still on for tonight?
24:13Hey, got up for it.
24:21I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
24:26But this isn't one of those times.
24:43Miss, are you ready to order yet?
24:45Just a few more minutes.
24:46Please.
24:48An hour.
24:49I've been sitting here for an hour.
24:55Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
24:57I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
25:00Go touch some grass.
25:06In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
25:13No, worse.
25:14It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
25:18Chloe, forget about Josh, babe.
25:20Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
25:22I have an idea to cheer you up.
25:24You're coming to the party with us tonight.
25:25I don't know.
25:26I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
25:32What?
25:33Why is it doing that?
25:35I have no idea.
25:37Yeah.
26:03D.Va, period.
26:06Let's go to the party.
26:08Hey, this is coming with us.
26:19You can't, bro.
26:21You're coming.
26:22Woo!
26:22Yeah, all right.
26:23I'll catch y'all.
26:23I'll catch y'all.
26:24Hey, what's up?
26:31Whoa!
26:35Oh, my bad, bro.
26:45Oh, yo, Zoe.
26:48My bad about your face.
26:50You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
26:53You're still on that, bro, chill.
26:55All I did was ghost you.
26:57Don't touch me.
26:58How about this?
27:00We run it back.
27:01Run it back?
27:02Yeah.
27:02I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
27:06Please stop talking.
27:07Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
27:09How about you bring your hottest friends?
27:10We get you VIP.
27:12We get you all backstage.
27:13I said, stop talking.
27:17What the fuck?
27:23Did you just...
27:26Did he just...
27:33Bro, where am I?
27:47Let's get started.
27:54I can't believe you killed him.
27:55He's dead.
27:56And that's a bad thing because...
27:58He's not dead, okay?
27:59I didn't kill him.
28:00Come on.
28:00Okay, then, well, what happened?
28:01Because you sprayed him as a joke
28:03and then, poof, he just disappeared
28:04and said, then here so I don't even know...
28:05I'm gonna try it.
28:08Wait!
28:08Wait!
28:24I'm still here.
28:26And your face looks freaking perfect.
28:28Drop-dead gorgeous.
28:32Maybe this can save everyone
28:33from all the ghosters.
28:36Holy ghosting shit.
28:39To all the baddies,
28:41hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
28:43One night only.
28:56As I was saying,
28:58it may seem like any other
28:59forgettable rom-com,
29:00but the way I'll be playing
29:01the male lead,
29:02they're giving it layers
29:03that no one's ever seen before.
29:06Are one of those layers
29:07ghosting your hometown girlfriend
29:09right after you knocked her up?
29:10What are you talking about?
29:11Delilah says hi.
29:14And bye.
29:40My baby, my sweet,
29:42she meant nothing to me.
29:43My things only thirst for you.
29:46You're my one in-
29:52Hey, sexy.
29:54Who'd you come here with?
29:55I bet your blood tastes delicious.
30:00Oh, honey, watch your step.
30:02I don't want you falling for me
30:04and getting wet.
30:05Oh, really?
30:17You stupid pathetic girls!
30:20Do you know how expensive my costume is?
30:22It's made in a town,
30:24it is city and illity,
30:25you can't even for now!
30:26No, no more excuses.
30:36Let's welcome our new member,
30:40Conrad from Finance.
30:45Hello, Conrad from Finance.
30:48Oh, God.
30:50Yo, hey, lady.
30:52I need to get back to my shareholders,
30:53all right?
30:54You're here because you use work
30:55as an excuse to be selfish
30:57and negligent
30:58of your partner's needs.
31:00Oh, God.
31:01You sound just like her.
31:03Do you even understand
31:04how hard it is
31:05to maximize shareholder value?
31:07The problem is
31:08the world
31:09hates to see young guys,
31:12young men
31:13like me
31:14be successful and secure.
31:15Quiet!
31:17Repeat after me.
31:20Other people's feelings
31:22are valid.
31:26Other people's feelings
31:29are valid.
31:35This Halloween,
31:36serial ghosters
31:37have disappeared
31:37all over the city
31:38and women are
31:39celebrating?
31:40And it's all thanks
31:42to the mysterious ghost hunters
31:43that went viral
31:44on social media.
31:46Where on the street is,
31:47they can ghost your ex
31:48with a special spray.
31:50The whereabouts
31:51of the ghosted
31:52are not yet known.
31:57That's not love bombing,
31:58that's like being romantic.
32:00Speaking of,
32:01you are gorgeous.
32:03I never believed
32:04in love at first sight,
32:05but looking at you now,
32:07I don't know how...
32:13Zoe!
32:18Did you ghost me?
32:19Josh?
32:20Did you ghost me?
32:23Wow!
32:25Really?
32:25You got nothing.
32:26After you just ghosted me.
32:27I mean,
32:28Zoe, come on,
32:28you're better than this.
32:29Josh,
32:30I was sitting in the bar
32:31alone for over an hour.
32:32I was gonna show up,
32:34okay?
32:34I...
32:35My phone died.
32:36For the whole day?
32:38Why are you making this
32:40such a big deal?
32:41Did you even think
32:41about the possibility
32:42that maybe I was
32:43going through something?
32:44Oh,
32:45what were you going through?
32:46I...
32:48You know what?
32:49That's actually
32:50not the point.
32:51The point is,
32:51you're being selfish.
32:53A second chance.
32:54It's the least
32:55I deserve, Zoe.
32:56Come on,
32:56I didn't even do anything wrong.
32:58I can change.
33:08Maybe you will,
33:09Josh.
33:11I just really
33:12don't give up.
33:22Repeat after me.
33:25I will not hurt others
33:27with my emotional
33:28immaturity.
33:30I will not hurt others
33:33with my emotional
33:35immaturity.
33:36Good!
33:38Now,
33:39let's all welcome
33:41our newest member,
33:44Josh.
33:49Hi, Josh.
33:54Ah!
34:05Oh!
34:07Oh!
34:36Oh, my God.
34:39My bad, bro.
34:48Ho, ho.
34:50Yo, Zoe.
34:52My bad about your face.
34:53You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
34:56You're still on that, bro.
34:58Chill.
34:59All I did was ghost you.
35:02How about this?
35:03We run it back.
35:04Run it back?
35:05Yeah.
35:06I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
35:09Please stop talking.
35:10Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
35:12How about you bring your hottest friends?
35:14We get you VIP.
35:15We get you all backstage.
35:17I said stop talking.
35:21What the fuck?
35:27Did you just?
35:29Did he just?
35:34Can't wait to see you hot stuff.
35:36Ooh, there's something hot.
35:38Good morning.
35:41We still on for tonight?
35:44Hey, got off work.
35:52I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
35:57But this isn't one of those times.
36:13Miss, are you ready to order yet?
36:15Just a few more minutes, please.
36:19An hour.
36:20I've been sitting here for an hour.
36:26Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
36:28I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
36:30Go touch some grass.
36:37In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
36:42No.
36:44No, worse.
36:45It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
36:49Mommy, forget about Josh, babe.
36:51Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
36:53I have an idea to cheer you up.
36:54You're coming to the party with us tonight.
36:56I don't know.
36:57I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
37:03What?
37:04Why is it doing that?
37:06I have no idea.
37:34D.Va.
37:35Period.
37:37Let's go to the party.
37:39This is coming with us.
38:05Oh my bad, bro.
38:17Oh, yo, Zoe, my bad about your face.
38:21You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
38:24You're still on that, bro, chill.
38:26All I did was ghost you.
38:28Don't touch me.
38:29How about this?
38:31We run it back.
38:32Run it back?
38:32Yeah.
38:33I give you backstage passes to my next set.
38:37Please stop talking.
38:38Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
38:39How about you bring your hottest friends?
38:41We get you VIP.
38:43We get you all backstage.
38:44I said, stop talking.
38:48What the fuck?
38:55Did you just?
38:56Did he just?
39:03Bro, where am I?
39:08Welcome.
39:17Let's get started.
39:25I can't believe you killed him.
39:26He's dead.
39:27And that's a bad thing because...
39:29He's not dead.
39:29Okay?
39:30I didn't kill him.
39:31Come on.
39:31Okay, then, well, what happened?
39:32Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
39:36Hold on.
39:36I don't know.
39:36I'ma try it.
39:38Wait!
39:39Wait!
39:54I'm still here.
39:57Your face looks frickin' perfect.
39:59Drop dead gorgeous.
40:02Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
40:07Holy ghosting shit.
40:10To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghost her.
40:14One night only.
40:27As I was sayin', it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
40:32the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
40:37Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
40:41What are you talking about?
40:42Delilah says hi.
40:44Bye.
40:46Bye.
40:54Bye.
40:59Bye.
41:00Bye.
41:11I like Ramona.
41:11My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
41:14My things, only those for you.
41:17You're my one and…
41:23Hey, sexy.
41:25Who'd you come here with?
41:26I bet your blood tastes delicious.
41:30Oh honey, watch your step.
41:33I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
41:36Oh really?
41:48You stupid pathetic girls!
41:50Do you know how expensive my costume is?
41:53It's made in a town, in a city in Italy, you can't even pronounce!
41:57No more excuses.
42:07Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
42:15Hello, Conrad from Finance.
42:18Oh god.
42:21Yo, hey lady, I need to get back to my shareholders, alright?
42:25You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
42:31Oh god, you sound just like her.
42:34Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
42:38The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
42:46Credit!
42:48Repeat after me.
42:51Other people's feelings are valid.
43:05This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
43:11And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
43:17Where down the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
43:21The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
43:28That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
43:31Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
43:34I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
43:44Zoey!
43:48Did you ghost me?
43:50Josh?
43:51Did you ghost me?
43:54W-wow!
43:55Really, you got nothing.
43:57After you just ghosted me, I mean...
43:59Zo, come on, you're better than this.
44:00Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
44:03Well, I was gonna show up, okay? I...
44:05My phone died.
44:07For the whole day?
44:09Why are you making this such a big deal?
44:11Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
44:15Oh, what were you going through?
44:17I...
44:19You know what?
44:20That's actually not the point.
44:21The point is, you're being selfish.
44:24Second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zo.
44:27Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
44:29I can change.
44:39Maybe you will, Josh.
44:42I just really don't get it.
44:45Whoa!
44:46What the...
44:47What the...
44:50What the...
44:52What the...
44:52What the...
44:52What the...
44:53What the...
44:54What the...
44:54Repeat after me.
44:56I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
45:00I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
45:07Good!
45:09Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
45:13Josh.
45:20Hi, Josh.
45:24Hi, Josh.
45:25Hi, Josh.
45:28iero...
45:34Hi.
45:35Hi, Josh.
45:37Hi.
45:39Hi.
45:41Hi.
45:41Hi.
45:42Hi.
45:42Hi.
45:42I will Hong so-grand before the ingo scribal.
45:45Hi.
46:08Oh, my bad, bro.
46:19Oh, yo, Zoe, my bad about your face.
46:24You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
46:27You're still on that bro chill.
46:30All I did was ghost you.
46:31Don't touch me.
46:33How about this?
46:34We run it back.
46:35Run it back?
46:36Yeah, and I give you backstage passes to my next set.
46:40Please stop talking.
46:41Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
46:43How about you bring your hottest friends?
46:45We get you VIP.
46:46We get you all by state.
46:48I said stop talking.
46:52What the fuck?
46:58Did you just?
47:00Did he just?
47:05Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
47:07Oh, there's something hot.
47:08Good morning.
47:11Is he still on for tonight?
47:15Hey, got off work.
47:23I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
47:28But this isn't one of those times.
47:44Miss, are you ready to order yet?
47:46Just a few more minutes.
47:48Please.
47:50An hour.
47:51I've been sitting here for an hour.
47:57Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
47:58I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
48:01Go touch some grass.
48:08In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
48:13No.
48:14No.
48:15Worse.
48:16It can make you feel like you simply...
48:18Don't exist.
48:19Oh, me.
48:20Forget about Josh, babe.
48:22Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
48:23I have an idea to cheer you up.
48:25You're coming to the party with us tonight.
48:27I don't know.
48:28I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
48:33What?
48:35Why is it doing that?
48:37I have no idea.
49:04D.Va.
49:06Period.
49:08Period.
49:08Let's go to the party.
49:10This is coming with us.
49:20Yes!
49:21You can, bro.
49:22We can.
49:23Woo!
49:24Yeah, all right.
49:25I'll catch y'all.
49:25I'll catch y'all.
49:26Hey, what's up?
49:35Oh, my bad, bro.
49:41Oh, my bad, bro.
49:46Oh, yo, Zoe.
49:49Oh, my bad, about your face.
49:52You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
49:55You're still on that, bro.
49:56Chill.
49:57All I did was ghost you.
49:59Don't touch me.
50:00How about this?
50:01We run it back.
50:03Run it back?
50:03Yeah.
50:04I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
50:07Please stop talking.
50:09Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
50:10How about you bring your hottest friends?
50:12We get you VIP.
50:14We get you all backstage.
50:15I said, stop talking.
50:19What the fuck?
50:25Did you just?
50:27Did he just?
50:35Bro, where am I?
50:39Welcome.
50:49Let's get started.
50:55I can't believe you killed him.
50:57He's dead.
50:58And that's a bad thing because...
51:00He's not dead, okay?
51:01I didn't kill him.
51:01Come on.
51:02Okay, then, well, what happened?
51:03Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
51:06So I don't even know...
51:07I'm going to try it.
51:10Wait!
51:25I'm still here.
51:27And your face looks freaking perfect.
51:30Drop dead gorgeous.
51:33Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
51:38Holy ghosting shit.
51:40To all the baddies.
51:42Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
51:44One night only.
51:58As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
52:03the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
52:08Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
52:12What are you talking about?
52:12Delilah says hi.
52:15And bye.
52:17Oh!
52:25Oh!
52:41My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
52:45My things, only thirst for you.
52:48You're my one and...
52:54Hey, sexy.
52:56Who'd you come here with?
52:57I bet your blood tastes delicious.
53:01Oh, honey.
53:03Watch your step.
53:04I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
53:07Oh, really?
53:18Why don't you eat stupid pathetic girls!
53:22Do you know what sense in my costume is?
53:24It's made in a town, it is silly and ill-in-you can't even pronounce!
53:28No more excuses.
53:38Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
53:46Hello, Conrad from Finance.
53:50Oh, God.
53:52Yo, hey, lady, I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
53:55You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
54:02Oh, God. You sound just like her.
54:04Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
54:09The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
54:17Quiet!
54:19Repeat after me.
54:22Other people's feelings are valid.
54:28Other people's feelings are valid.
54:36This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
54:42And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
54:47Where on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
54:52The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
54:59That's not love bombing. That's like being romantic.
55:02Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
55:05I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
55:15Zoe!
55:19Did you ghost me?
55:21Josh?
55:22Did you ghost me?
55:25What? Wow!
55:26Really? You got nothing. After you just ghosted me. I mean...
55:29So, come on. You're better than this.
55:31Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
55:34I was gonna show up, okay? I...
55:36My phone died.
55:38For the whole day?
55:40Why are you making this such a big deal?
55:42Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
55:46Oh, what were you going through?
55:48I...
55:50You know what? That's actually not the point.
55:52The point is, you're being selfish.
55:54A second chance, it's the least I deserve, so...
55:58Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
55:59I can change.
56:09Maybe you will, Josh.
56:13I just really don't get it.
56:16Whoa!
56:17What the...
56:18What the...
56:21What the...
56:22What the...
56:22What the...
56:22What the...
56:23What the...
56:25Repeat after me.
56:26I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
56:32I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
56:37Good!
56:40Now, let's all welcome our newest member...
56:45Josh.
56:51Hi, Josh.
56:55OWN HOI!
56:56AHHHHH!
56:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.