00:02Okay, so this is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I'm playing on Game Boy Advance Emulator.
00:13I played like a few minutes just to see if this is something I even wanted to try playing or
00:20doing a let's play of.
00:23There was nothing about the starry sky that night to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening.
00:34As unsuspecting muggles slept, a huge motorbike with a giant astride tumbled down from the darkness.
00:44The giant named Tigrid left a blanket wrapped bundle on the doorstep of number 4, Privet Drive.
00:52Nestled in the bundle was a baby, Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
01:00For the next 11 years, Harry lived with his dreadful step-parents, the Dursleys, until...
01:10That fateful day when he received a letter inviting him to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
01:20Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley to purchase a most unusual list of school supplies.
01:27Soon after, Harry caught the Hogwarts Express from Platform 9, 3 quarters and left the muggle world far behind.
01:40Harry sat beneath the sorting hat, hoping that he would not be chosen for Slytherin House over Gryffindor.
01:48Not Slytherin, eh? said the hat in his ear.
01:51You could be great. It's all here in your head.
01:54And Slytherin will help you on your way to the greatness. No?
01:57Well, if you're sure, it better be Gryffindor.
02:02Hello, you must be Harry. I'm Ron Weasley. I'm glad we're both in Gryffindor.
02:06Looks like we'll be joined by that know-it-all harmonia, too.
02:10Anyway, we need to go to defense against the dark arts on the third floor.
02:14I'll see you there. Oh, and watch out for Peeves, the poltergeist.
02:18I've heard he's causing trouble again.
02:27Well, if it isn't the famous Harry Potter, you want to watch the company you keep Gryffindors for mudbloods and
02:33riffraff.
02:34I'll certainly be more careful about the friends I keep than your friends seem to be.
02:53Ooh, an ickle first eel. What fun.
03:13Quiet at all times. Consider the rights of other students and the irritability of the librarian.
03:20It's locked.
03:31Defense against the dark arts class is this way, Harry.
03:44No cursing allowed.
03:56Good day, class, and welcome to Defense Against the Dark Arts.
03:59I am Professor Quilwell.
04:01And today we are going to learn the, uh,
04:06Far-Filipendo-Knockback-Jijinks.
04:08This is particularly useful when cornered by gnomes or when getting past pufferpods.
04:18To learn the spell, repeat my wand movements.
04:24To learn, uh, Filipendo, you must follow Garrel's wand movements.
04:28Press your control pad in the direction he waves his wand to match the movements left, right, down, and up.
04:40Impressive wand work on that assignment. You have learned for filipendo. Now let's try to perform at a harder level.
04:56I'm very, very, very pleased, Mr. Papata. That's 25 points for Gryffindor. I'm curious if you could try these harder
05:03motions.
05:19The-the-that was amazing, Mr. P-Potter. Some of the b-best work I've ever seen. 25 more points.
05:28Oh, for Gryffindor.
05:32Now I'd like you to go into the next room, Potter, and collect the six g-g-golden stars you'll
05:37f-f-find in there.
05:38Oh, and watch out for the gnomes. Use filipendo to knock them b-b-back. Are you ready?
05:51You are starting your first class challenge, the filipendo challenge.
05:54To win this challenge, collect six gold stars and leave through the same door you used to enter.
05:59This challenge is when you begin to cast your first spell, filipendo. To cast a spell, press the B button.
06:11During this challenge, you'll encounter a switch for the first time. Switches activate nearby bridges, doors, or platforms.
06:18To trigger a switch, cast filipendo on it.
06:22Filipendo can also be used to move objects out of your way and tip over buckets that might have treasure
06:27or goodies in them.
06:28Filipendo.
06:47Iron card crusade.
07:02Some rooms in the challenge are occupied by gnomes.
07:05To open the locked doors to leave these rooms and advance, you must knock out all the gnomes
07:10by casting filipendo on them.
07:35Ugh!
07:41You can save your game at floating books located throughout, walk to the book and press the
07:46yay button.
08:05You should be in defense against Dark Arts with my brother Juan.
08:08It's on this floor, Potter.
08:09Better hurry up.
08:19It's not letting me go.
08:24Oh, maybe because it's in here?
08:35Oh, I have to do this again?
08:48I'm not going to read this again.
08:50I'm not going to read this again.
09:22Three down, one left, one up, two up, one down.
09:52Flipendo!
10:01What's so hard is, like, I had to line up my shots with those gnomes, and since they're
10:07like all over the place, it was really hard to line it up the way so you would hit them.
10:47Filipendo blocks make ideal bridges.
10:49To slide them into place, cast filipendo from the proper side.
10:53Once a block has been moved, it can't be moved again.
11:06Uh, Bertie Botts, every flavor bean.
11:09Mmm, root beer.
11:14I've never been for one, like, jelly beans, but even root beer, that's a flavor I would
11:21try.
11:38Hmm.
11:47Oh, no.
11:50I gotta do this room all over again.
12:09I thought I hit it, did I just not?
12:11Come on.
12:19Oh, my goodness.
12:20Oh, no.
12:41Here we go.
12:41Let's jump.
13:00Raspberry.
13:02Raspberry.
13:32I don't know.
13:49I don't know.
14:29Okay, where am I supposed to go?
14:31I don't know.
15:08I don't know.
15:16Wait a minute.
15:19That's it.
15:20You need to...
15:21If you don't hit it from the right direction, then it's not going to move.
15:27Okay.
15:29That's why they say you can only hit it once.
15:31Let's go.
15:33Let's go.
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18:06Let's go.
19:33There we go.
19:56Did it say liver flavor?
20:17Open the door to face Bowser.
20:22Mario reference, Mario 64, when you gotta collect the stars to open the castle doors.
20:37I don't know if this chair's not the right height or something, it's just... I always feel
20:42like I'm leaning over when I'm playing these, like playing games on the computer, and it
20:51just makes it very uncomfortable.
20:58Crunchy almond.
21:10You mastered the filipendo challenge, your reputation will get pushed now.
21:18Well done, Potter, that's 20 house p-p-points for Gryffindor, your p-p-points next with Professor
21:25Susha Shape.
21:26You don't want to be late, so run along.
21:28Oh, d-d-d-don't go ch-ch-ch-trying out the filipendo jinx on your fellow-fellow students.
21:35You n-never know who m-might be watching.
21:39I got a-I got a good idea.
21:42Staff.
21:44Teachers.
21:45Professors.
21:50Just a thought.
21:52You're Harry Potter.
21:53I know all about you.
21:54You're in my modern magical history book.
21:56I've learned all my books by heart, of course.
21:59I'm Hermione Granger, by the way.
22:02Am I really in that book of yours?
22:04Goodness, didn't you know?
22:05Well, anyway, we'd better get to potions class in the dungeons.
22:08I hear Professor Shapes very strict.
22:37Boo!
22:37Oh, hello, peeves.
22:39You didn't jump, thirsty.
22:42I'm getting used to you.
22:43Better get scarier then, hadn't I?
22:45Don't let me catch you walking out the halls late at night, or I'll call the prefects on you.
23:22No, that's not it.
23:41Why would you have a classroom on one side and the girls' room on the other?
23:45Wouldn't the bathrooms be in the same, like, vicinity?
23:49Because, so...
23:54Again, I'm reading.
23:55I know I'm reading too much into it.
23:57You don't have to tell me that.
24:03Transfiguration.
24:04This is where I had to go.
24:06I think.
24:09Treat inanimate objects respectfully.
24:11They may be your classmates.
24:25I thought that's where I was supposed to go.
24:28It's always funny until someone gets hurt or turns into a bird.
25:01Potions is this way, Harry.
25:02Hurry up.
25:14Hurry, Harry.
25:15Potions class is this way.
25:17They say Professor Shape is very strict.
25:20Well, don't ditch me then.
25:42Ah, yes, Harry Potter.
25:44Our new celebrity.
25:45Since you're the last one to class, Mr. Potter, go fetch...
25:50Uh, six glass vials from the basement.
25:52Hurry up now, don't keep the class waiting.
25:59Yes, what could possibly happen?
26:04I mean, I could think of a few things getting lost.
26:07Who knows what tweet show is down here.
26:15Ah, well, that's one.
26:31So, what do you think of a people- Guειan?
26:33Is it the only way to do this?
26:33I don't think it's the only way to do this because it's a game.
26:37Oh, I can't wait.
26:39I don't think it's time for you to run.
26:40Yeah, you have to stop.
27:04Oh come on
27:10I'm stuck
27:15Yeah
27:16I'm stuck
27:21Just kill me
27:23It'll probably be soon
27:25Are they gonna kill me?
27:32No
27:34Alright well
27:35This is where I'll end things
27:36Cause we're almost 30 minutes in anyway
27:39So I hope you enjoyed this
27:40This was me playing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
27:44On Game Boy Advance
27:46I'll definitely come back to it
27:48It's not a game that's
27:51Totally impossible to understand
27:53Even though I'm not a fan of Harry Potter
27:55Or
27:57Like I have no idea what I'm doing
28:00Shame a glitch
28:01Ended this episode a little early
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