00:00Doobara janm lene ke baad,
00:01meinne seba se pahle desh ki sab se achi university ka
00:03aapna admission letter chepaaya.
00:05Меня ne usse ek bottle ke ander bant kiya
00:07aur apne cabbage field me geharai me gaar diya.
00:10Phir mein town gaya
00:11aur kisari se eek fake admission letter banva liya.
00:13K antibiotic man,
00:14kyunka ipni pichlhi zindagi me meri fiance
00:15aur village chief ke bewakoof beety
00:17Billy Fowler,
00:18doono ka college me admission ho gaya tha.
00:21Sirf mein hi fail hua tha.
00:23Meri fiance nya usi وقت
00:24mujhse rishita tor diya,
00:26mujhe pichhe chhoi diya,
00:27और बिली के साथ युनिवर्सिटी के गेट से अंदर चली गई, जबकि मैं पीछे कंट्री साइड में रहकर खेती करता
00:32रहा।
00:33कई साल बाद जब बिली अपने कुछ कॉलेज फ्रेंड्स को लेकर घर आया, तब मैंने उन्हें उसे डैनियल कूपर कहकर
00:39बुलाते हुए सुना।
01:03और एक फेक एडमिशन लेटर बनवा लिया, जब मेलमैन का ध्यान दूसरी तरफ था, तब मैंने असली लेटर की जगह
01:08फेक लेटर रख दिया, और असली लेटर अपने पास रख लिया, फिर मैंने असली लेटर को एक बॉटल में बंद
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