00:00Well, look at that, folks. Taiwan's coastline is currently being swallowed whole by majestic
00:0430-foot waves thanks to Typhoon Champi. Absolutely stunning, right? And the absolute best part,
00:09the storm is still 300 miles away. Talk about peak efficiency. Mother Nature is now delivering
00:15total destruction way ahead of schedule. We spent the last half century treating the entire planet
00:19like an open corporate garbage dump. Pretending global warming was just a neat little sci-fi plot
00:25to boost movie ticket sales. Well, surprise, the oceans are finally done hiding our trash.
00:30They are coming inland to collect the debt, so go ahead, keep scrolling on your phones,
00:34drop a like on the video, because pretty soon, there won't be a coastline left to film,
00:38and there won't be anyone left to watch.
