00:00Big John Studd, King Kong Bundy, and you, Bobby the Brain Heen.
00:03And you've already won the Pumpkin Dunk.
00:05Tell us about that one.
00:06Is there any doubt in your mind I wouldn't win it?
00:08Anything I put my mind on, I accomplished.
00:10And you're gonna see these two men defeat Hogan and
00:13Big Andre the Giant just a little while.
00:15All right, King Kong Bundy, enough of the party talk.
00:18Let's talk about the Dream Team.
00:19That's right, the Dream Team, the unbeatable team, the unslammable team.
00:24823 pounds right here, Oakland, nobody puts us down.
00:27Big John Studd, Andre the Giant, and Hulk Hogan, neither one strangers to you.
00:32You know something, the whole world out here thinks that the number one team
00:36in wrestling is Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant.
00:39Well, tonight, in a few short minutes, Studd, Bundy, and Bobby the Brain Heen
00:44is gonna show the world who's the best.
00:47I thank you very much, gentlemen.
00:48Congratulations again to you, Bobby Heenan.
00:50Where's your beaver hat?
00:51What do you mean beaver hat?
00:52It was a raccoon hat.
00:54Well, you've heard it, point, counterpoint, as always, resolution to be found in the squared
00:59circle.
01:08Okay, let's go to Mean Gene with Captain Louis Albano, Andre the Giant, and Hulk Hogan.
01:16All right, it's the Dream Team, Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Captain Louis Albano,
01:20is winning the pie-eating competition.
01:23Help or hinder your wrestlers tonight.
01:25All right, Hulk's the top.
01:27You know me, Gene, that's enough of the nonsense, brother.
01:30This out here, this is the real thing, man.
01:33You know, my partner here, Andre the Giant, he's the 8th, the 9th, and the 10th wonder of the world.
01:38There's no way, man, Bundy or Stud could have ever beaten this guy fairly.
01:43All right, that's enough talking, let's get in there, let's get some money.
01:46All right, boss.
01:48Well, ladies and gentlemen, I don't mind telling you, the fun is over.
01:53It is on to serious business for the Dream Team.
01:58Well, if they're the Dream Team, then these two are the nightmare, a formidable twosome,
02:03even when they fight fairly, which is almost never, Jesse.
02:07I thought we reporters, McMahon, were supposed to be objective.
02:11It sounds to me like you're picking favorites and taking sides.
02:35If you hurt my friends, then you hurt my pride, I got a good man, I can't think it's lying.
02:43I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American.
02:55The biggest man in all of professional wrestling, without a doubt.
03:02Big John Stein and King Kong Bundy teaming up in Bobby the Brain Heenan, hoping indeed his
03:08team will be successful.
03:10Lou Albano cracking up.
03:15His combination of the Hulkster and Andre the Giant.
03:18This is going to be something.
03:20As you said before, Jess, the battle of the beef.
03:24Andre, the biggest athlete in the world.
03:28Seven feet, four inches of him.
03:31Right around the 500-pound mark.
03:35And he can move.
03:36I'm surprised Albano can even walk around after that, slopping all that pie into his body earlier.
03:46All right, we're ready for the matchup.
03:47Look at this.
03:49A shot by Hulk.
03:50Oh, my.
03:51Look at this.
03:52Shoulder block.
03:53I can't believe it.
03:54Off the rope again.
03:55Oh, no.
03:56King Kong Bundy trying to run.
03:58Only one.
04:00Hulk Hogan trying to.
04:01Look at that.
04:03No, can't quite get him up.
04:08Bundy, hammering.
04:09I believe Hogan hurt his back on that.
04:11He could very well have.
04:13Hogan off the rope.
04:14Bundy missing with the roundhouse.
04:15Elbows striking by the Hulkster.
04:17A right hand.
04:18Bundy being set up now.
04:20Head to the buckle.
04:22Look out to the far side.
04:28The tag is made.
04:30And the big boss man steps over the top rope.
04:35Andre the Giant in there with King Kong Bundy.
04:38My.
04:39Look at this.
04:40He's illegally choking him, McMahon.
04:43He's got the straps on Bundy's wrestling tights, and he's choking him out.
04:48What is the matter with that incompetent referee?
04:51The incompetent referee is doing absolutely nothing about it, McMahon.
04:57Nothing.
04:59Well, he's taking a look at it.
05:01It's kind of difficult.
05:02Look at that tag now.
05:05Hulkster in now.
05:07King Kong Bundy's in bad shape.
05:09Even worse right now.
05:13Stop getting involved now.
05:17Jesse, let me ask you, let's take a moment.
05:20This is my first opportunity to ask you about what happened during Piper's Pit tonight.
05:25Well, let me tell you something.
05:26The body never ever gets embarrassed.
05:29But I was not prepared to wrestle tonight or to fight.
05:32I'm an announcer.
05:34I'm paid to come here and announce.
05:35And they insult me, drive me into that ring.
05:39I'll tell you what.
05:40The next Saturday main event, if they will, if NBC will let me leave the booth for a mere ten
05:46minutes,
05:47me and Roddy Piper will destroy and smash these hillbillies and rub their face right in the manure like it
05:54belongs.
05:54Well, I'll tell you what's being smashed right now.
05:56Big John starting King Kong Bundy.
05:58Andre the Giant steps to the ropes.
06:01What a chop.
06:02There's 500 pounds behind that chop.
06:05Another one.
06:06Look at Big John's step.
06:08I wonder if he feels like a giant right now.
06:10Look at the flagrant rule breaking on the-
06:12Whoa!
06:13Andre struck the referee!
06:15He didn't mean to do that.
06:15Andre, it doesn't matter if he meant to.
06:17Andre the Giant struck the referee.
06:19I think that was an accident.
06:22Pandemonium breaking these.
06:24All four men in the square circle.
06:31My goodness, look at this.
06:34Andre the Giant.
06:35Mark Hogan.
06:37Greening house.
06:43My, my, what are you?
06:45It's the battle of the beef, all right?
06:48All right, so while we wait for a replacement referee, let's take a breather before we return
06:53for the conclusion of this historic tag team matchup.
07:01All right, back with more Saturday night's main event.
07:04Andre the Giant right now, almost picking up the-
07:07Don't worry left off since we have this replacement referee.
07:10Andre with a bear hug on Big John Studd.
07:14And, wow, Studd and Bundy getting the worst out of it thus far.
07:17Well, I'll tell you, McMahon, it's the first time in my life I've ever seen a referee
07:22struck by a wrestler and a substitute referee brought in and the match continues.
07:28Hogan and the Giant should have been disqualified Bundy and Studd, my opinion.
07:31Look at that shot.
07:33A matter of opinion, Jesse.
07:35Yeah, that's my opinion.
07:36That was definitely an accident.
07:38All right, now, Big John Studd off the road.
07:40Look at that.
07:41Tag Man, the big boss man, steps through.
07:45Andre the Giant.
07:50Andre with Big John Studd.
07:57No.
07:57Andres caught the rope.
08:04He's got Hogan too.
08:06Now we'll see where they're at.
08:07No.
08:08Look at that.
08:09Andre's caught the rope.
08:13Andre's caught the rope now.
08:14They've got Hogan too.
08:16Now we'll see where they're at.
08:18No.
08:21Look at this, Stodd and Bundy, no, no.
08:26Andre the Giant being kicked in the back, double team effort now.
08:31They're just hammering away into the crack sternum he suffered some months ago.
08:35Look at Big John Stodd.
08:39Bundy getting in his legs.
08:43Stodd and Bundy going to work on Andre.
08:46Hook, hook it from behind.
08:50Hook, hook it from behind.
08:51We got put a pandemonium and mayhem in there.
08:56Stodd and Bundy have been disqualified, I'm certain.
09:03Run off the rope, my.
09:08Stodd bailing out of the ring, Bundy and Stodd out on the floor.
09:13Hogan and the Giant left in the ring.
09:15A second referee making the decision, we'll have to wait and see what the official
09:20decision actually is here, I'm confused.
09:22Here it is.
09:24As a result of a disqualification, the team of Andre the Giant and Kent Hogan.
09:32All right, we're victorious, let's go up to Mean Gene Ogreland along with Andre.
09:39All right, thank you very much Vince McMahon, victorious in front of this capacity crowd.
09:44Andre, tell us about it.
09:45I don't get enough.
09:46You didn't get enough?
09:47I want to get some more.
09:49Come back here.
09:51I'm not finished with you guys.
09:54We're not finished yet.
09:56Hulk Hogan, they said it was the dream team and indeed you proved that.
09:59Hey, we proved one point.
10:01They can't beat Andre the Giant fairly.
10:03It takes two of them, they will never beat Andre the Giant.
10:07And they may get a big deal.
10:14Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it from Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan.
10:18Andre said he has not had enough.
10:19Everything okay?
10:21Things come from the Agenstock, a charge everywhere, any time in the world.
10:27Thank you very much, gentlemen.
