00:00Scotland's classical service, Lisa King, how can I help you?
00:03Hi, this is the baby classes.
00:05It's one parent family in Scotland. Are you a single parent?
00:08I might be. My girlfriend Chardonnay, she's brought a baby home and I don't know what to do.
00:14Okay.
00:15How do I breastfeed? How do I change a napper? I mean, is it okay to give a child
00:22Flaming Hot Monster Munch? I don't know what to do. Just need a bit of help.
00:26Okay. And how old are you?
00:29I'm three, nearly six. But even though I'm a big boy, I'm not ready for this kind of commitment.
00:34Right, okay. Is it your mum that's had a baby?
00:38No, my girlfriend, she brought her baby back from school and now I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
00:44It's a baby Annabelle and it's constantly crying. You can turn it off, but Chardonnay says not to turn it
00:51off.
00:51Oh, is it a wee baby doll? It's not a doll.
00:54It's a doll, is it?
00:54No, he's got feed it and everything and it wheeze and poos, it blinks, it chuckles. Proper scary.
01:01It sounds fantastic, doesn't it?
01:03No, it doesn't. I want rid of it. Right, okay. You've given yourself the answer there
01:09when you said you can switch it on and off. If I were you, I think the best thing to
01:13do is to switch the doll off.
01:15Just switch for on and off. Broken now because I've turned it off that many times and Chardonnay,
01:21she keeps turning it back on. This baby is just not shutting up now.
01:25Do you live with your mum or dad?
01:26I live with my mum? With this baby?
01:29Uh-huh.
01:30That's how it jokes, I cuddle it, keep bouncing it on my knee and that. Just don't stop.
01:35This is baby Annabelle.
01:36Yeah, I don't even like the name Annabelle.
01:38It's probably the name of the doll, baby Annabelle.
01:41Oh, so I can't change the name?
01:43Of course you can because she won't know, will she? She's a doll.
01:46She's a baby.
01:47A baby doll.
01:48I don't even know if I'm the real dad.
01:50Well, you won't be if it's a doll, will you?
01:53Don't tell me that. I've been going out my head,
01:55gonna get a DNA test off Jeremy Kyle and everything.
01:58How do you know about DNA tests when you're only six years old?
02:02I've had to do one to try and find my real dad, so I'm all clued up on that.
02:07Okay. Teacher, call your mum.
02:10She can't look after me, she can't look after a baby.
02:12Do I give the baby milk? Do I give it fruit shoot? What do I do?
02:17Well, I have got a baby Annabelle, although I would like one.
02:21You can have this one if you want.
02:25So what I'm trying to do is have a wee look.
02:28I think baby Annabelle's probably got a battery.
02:31Probably the best thing to do is to speak with your mum.
02:35Just say, Mum, I'm not ready for this kind of commitment.
02:38Me and Chardonnay haven't been going out long enough to have a baby.
02:41Didn't ask for this.
02:43Well, also, you're probably too young to have a baby if you're only six years old.
02:47That's it. That is it. I'm too young to have a baby.
02:50We've got to let the baby out into the wild and let it fend for itself.
02:54No, because it's a baby doll.
02:56I'm too young to have a baby doll.
02:56You've got to let her baby doll.
02:57You're super old.
02:57You've got to let her baby doll.
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