00:00We compiled some headlines from the past, some dating back to 2008.
00:03We're going to read a headline, and you have to guess which Golden Life lady it's about.
00:08Gum rescue for a blank earring in 2010.
00:12What? Gum rescue?
00:13Gum rescue for an earring.
00:14So someone was on their way to the Lord and Taylor party for VH1 Save the Music,
00:18and her earring fell off in the car, and after she put it back on,
00:21it kept falling out, so they used gum to keep it not pasted on.
00:26That's that us.
00:27It is one of you.
00:28One of us here?
00:28We don't remember.
00:29It sounds like Alex McCord.
00:31Luann, it was you.
00:32Luann, it was you.
00:32It wasn't me.
00:32It sounded like Luann.
00:34I thought it was so good.
00:35But you know what?
00:35No one knew.
00:36No one on the red carpet suspected it.
00:38No, no, no.
00:39It's a good trick.
00:40Blank vetoes vibrator.
00:43What?
00:43That's not me.
00:44You mean the vibrator said the chicken?
00:47That's Luann.
00:47Probably me.
00:48That sounds like Luann.
00:49I don't know.
00:49Kelly, it's you.
00:50Remember the vibrator?
00:53No, it's me.
00:55We were on a trip.
00:56Yes.
00:57That was a buzzing noise.
00:58That was Luann.
00:58That was Luann.
00:59Go to security.
01:01That was Luann's vibrator.
01:02Oh, no.
01:02That's pre-Michael, of course.
01:03Yes, with Julian Ransom.
01:04Yes, the vibrator party.
01:06And I was like, what am I doing here?
01:07You didn't want to be photographed with it.
01:08Also, my kids are kids.
01:10Well, that's true, too.
01:11Apparently, it was not a vibrator.
01:12It was a clarifying blue light meant to get rid of pimples.
01:15And you're like, this looks like a vibrator,
01:16and I don't want to be photographed with it,
01:18which is amazing.
01:19But it was really a skincare tool.
01:20It's very me.
01:21I'm upset.
01:28It's very me.
01:29Heather Thompson on Real Housewives of New York City,
01:31Monica Lewinsky.
01:32Because I spoke to her about it.
01:33Was she into it?
01:35A little bit.
01:35She was at that point thinking London,
01:37living in London's still show.
01:39And she was working on a document,
01:40because she does all these documentaries now.
01:43And yeah, it never taint came.
01:44But I think she would have been great.
01:45She would have been great.
01:45She's amazing.
01:47Blank couldn't stop eating cake at a dog wedding.
01:49Oh, that was me.
01:50Oh, sorry.
01:53It was a fashion show for the dogs,
01:56and then they had a wedding.
01:57So guests were toasting the wedding of two celebrity dogs,
02:00and Ramona Singer was busy cutting into the cake
02:02as this wedding was happening, I guess.
02:04You were cutting into the cake
02:05after Toast and Finn barked their vows.
02:07You were spotted at the Highline Hotel reception
02:10slicing up the top layer of the wedding cake,
02:11and you were serving other hungry guests.
02:13I was serving everybody.
02:14Yes.
02:14I was serving everybody cake.
02:15That's beautiful.
02:16And eating it.
02:16Wow.
02:17The people's princess.
02:18I love that.
02:20I love that.
