00:01Hey, Billy! We're over here!
00:03Malcolm!
00:04Have you looked at these Rorschach tests they're calling mats?
00:08Yeah, they're confusing, but do you guys think you can talk a little softly?
00:10I'm ready... to cry!
00:13They're not to scale!
00:14How do we expect anyone to use a map that's not to scale?
00:17Guys...
00:17Come on, this is exciting!
00:20I mean, I'm so disoriented!
00:22Get me away from that heavy machinery!
00:27What are you doing?
00:29I told you we should have taken a dry run last week, but no!
00:32Cap needs an alarmist!
00:34Well, now look where we are!
00:35Here you go, thanks.
00:37Hi, I can take over from you.
00:39Thank you very much.
00:48Excuse me, I can't use this book. I need to switch.
00:52What did you do?
00:53Nothing, I...
00:54You can't bring the book back in this condition.
00:56No, I just got it like this.
00:57I don't think so.
00:58If you want another book, you're gonna have to pay $40 for it.
01:01Next!
01:01Mom, you have to talk to this lady.
01:04She wants me to return this book.
01:05Oh, my God!
01:06What did you do to your pants?
01:08What?
01:10Oh, for crying out loud!
01:12How did you get a stain there already?
01:14Mom, come on.
01:15It wasn't there this morning.
01:16Mom, stop. It's no big deal.
01:18No big deal?
01:19You begged me for these pants.
01:21You almost started crying in the store when I wasn't gonna buy them for you.
01:25And now, look what you did to them!
01:27That looks like that's coming from the inside.
01:30Mom, leave me alone. You're embarrassing me.
01:32Oh, I am not embarrassing you.
01:35Would you be embarrassed by this?
01:37No. See? Come on.
01:38See if we can find some club soda and get that out.
01:44Justice.
01:46This is worth it.
01:47Be the first freshman with a girlfriend.
01:49It's worth a shot, right?
01:50I was gonna give it a few weeks before asking someone out.
01:53If Rachel liked some girl, she liked me, whatever.
01:57So I'll just move it up.
02:00Hi.
02:01Oh, hey, Stane.
02:02What?
02:03Hey, Stane.
02:06Stane?
02:11Hey, Stane.
02:13Yo, Stane, what's up?
02:17Don't pass out.
02:18Breathe in for your nose.
02:20You can pull this out.
02:23Will you be my girlfriend?
02:33I don't deserve you guys.
02:36I'm sorry I ignored you and I appreciate the gesture, but you really better huff without me.
02:40Oh, come on.
02:41Will you get off this sulking thing?
02:44Since when do you care what other people think of you?
02:46Cynthia, don't do this.
02:47Malcolm, you hate everyone.
02:49To you, everyone's either a moron or a creep or a poser.
02:53Why do you suddenly care about their opinion of you?
02:56Because I'm shallow, okay?
02:59I want them to like me.
03:03It's not so bad, Malcolm.
03:05It's only the first week.
03:06You have like four years of high school left.
03:10It's okay.
03:11I spent three years being a crow boy.
03:13I could spend four years being a joke.
03:15Malcolm, you're not a joke.
03:17Hey, Stane-a-later.
03:18Bruce Springsteen.
03:20I'm gonna get sent to military school.
03:25Malcolm!
03:27Malcolm!
03:30What are you doing?
03:31My dad has a high to keep.
03:33Here we go.
03:36I don't want to be a stickler, but you don't have the right details for this lot.
03:40Malcolm, stop it.
03:42You don't have a license.
03:43That's okay.
03:44I'm just gonna crash into my mom's car.
03:46This is crazy, Malcolm!
03:50This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
03:53No, it's not.
03:53It's smart.
03:54I just take this car and crash into that car.
03:57Then I'll be in military school just like Francis was.
03:59It'll be paradise.
04:02Somebody!
04:03With me!
04:04Stop him!
04:05Love of God, your shirt tail's stuck in the door!
04:08Take me with you!
04:10What's going on?
04:11I don't know, man.
04:14Stop!
04:15I won't let you do this.
04:16I would rather die than be left alone with Mom.
04:18Get out of the way!
04:19No!
04:20You can run me over.
04:21I don't care!
04:29Malcolm!
04:31If you do this, I will never have sex with you again!
04:35Again?
04:36They had sex?
04:38You had sex with her?
04:39You had sex?
04:41She's a slut.
04:42She's a big slut.
04:44Oh my God, what a slut.
04:49Wow, I could really learn a lesson from this.
04:51But all I can think about right now is how the whole school is convinced that I had this.
04:55Get out of that car this instant!
04:57What the heck is wrong with you?!
04:59What the heck is wrong with you?!
