00:00Can we please just eat our breakfast and stop all this complaining?
00:04But I don't understand. Why do we have to volunteer for the whole first week?
00:08Because we got caught, Hal. We ducked out for 12 years. They were bound to get us eventually.
00:12Hal, look! There's the parking lot.
00:14You can let us out here.
00:15Here's good.
00:16Don't be silly. We're all going to the same place.
00:18Hal, look! A spot right up front, right next to the cheerleaders.
00:23Thanks for what you did back there.
00:24The firecracker did all the work.
00:26That's the good thing about cheerleaders. They stampede easy.
00:28Let's get inside before Mom and Dad, too.
00:30Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves!
00:33Hi, Mr. Herkaby.
00:34And you must be Reese.
00:36I have been thoroughly briefed on you.
00:38And if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
00:42Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old Dean of Discipline?
00:47Mr. Herkaby!
00:49Good morning.
00:50It is so exciting being here on the first day of school.
00:52Yes. It's like being at the cockfights before they open the cages.
00:55So the two hours a day, does that include travel time? Because there was a lot of traffic.
01:00So, you'll be handing out health forms and you report to the Northfield.
01:05Can't we do something together?
01:06Let me check.
01:08Uh, no.
01:09But don't we both feel better knowing we tried?
01:13Fill out both health forms and your emergency contact card.
01:16And feel free to button your top.
01:18Boys like a little mystery.
01:22This is fun!
01:24I don't know why we avoided this for so long!
01:37How's it going?
01:38Look.
01:38Every bulletin is lined up perfectly with the one next to it.
01:41And the one above and below.
01:43Some textures bring out this side in me.
01:46Very nice.
01:47You know, it's weird being back in high school.
01:49But it's kind of fun, too.
01:51Brings back memories.
01:53Yeah, does it?
01:54Yeah.
01:54Well, what have we here?
01:56Have you finished cleaning up the cigarette butts on the football field?
01:58I'll get to it.
02:00You know, we alone determine how much we get out of any given experience.
02:04I said...
02:05I'll get to it.
02:12Jerkaby.
02:12You're so bad.
02:15Am I?
02:18What's that look?
02:21You're dreaming.
02:24Forget it.
02:24Don't be stupid.
02:26There are too many people around.
02:27We could call for sure.
02:31It wouldn't be fun.
02:35It wouldn't be comfortable.
02:39There's no good place.
02:43The utility closet will be locked for sure.
02:48There's no room for two people in here.
02:51What?
02:52Mr. Herkaby!
02:53Mr. Herkaby!
02:55Listen, I've spent the last half hour thinking.
03:00And now that I've had a chance...
03:02Cool.
03:03I just wanted to apologize for earlier.
03:05No?
03:06Yeah.
03:06You were just doing your job.
03:08Well, your apology is noted and not accepted.
03:11What?
03:13Come on.
03:14I said I was sorry.
03:15Well, it's a little late for that.
03:17You are hereby expelled from the program.
03:19What?
03:20Remove yourself from school property immediately.
03:22Good day, sir.
03:30What are you doing?
03:32Nothing.
03:33In five minutes, I will have my two hours and that will discharge my obligation to the volunteer program.
03:38Oh, no it does not.
03:39Because you have been expelled.
03:41All I know is I've been mopping.
03:44And this floor looks pretty darn clean to me.
03:46But that was unauthorized mopping.
03:49It is spotless.
03:50And maybe we should just see whether the principal thinks it's a job well done.
03:55It's not even clean.
03:57Don't.
03:58Don't.
03:58Don't you dare.
04:00Don't.
04:07Now, let's see if you're on.
04:09You're good.
04:10Don't.
04:18You know.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Yeah.
04:21You're right.
04:21Ooh.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Oh.
04:24Oh.
04:24Oh.
04:25Oh.
04:27Oh, oh.
04:28Oh, oh.
04:28Ah, yeah, yeah.
04:38I'd just like to say, in my defense, he started it.
