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00:00:00So who will be murdered face to face?
00:00:03This is The Celebrity Traitors.
00:00:25So we've got Ramesh, Rob, Leanne,
00:00:29and Ross.
00:00:31We don't know who's got the key out of those four.
00:00:33Who do we kill then?
00:00:34All right, let's start with action man, Ross.
00:00:36Ross, highly suspicious.
00:00:37Mm-hmm.
00:00:38So I think it's good that people might think
00:00:39he's a traitor after this.
00:00:45Then we've got Ramesh.
00:00:46A very good faithful.
00:00:48Leading him at the round table.
00:00:49He's calm.
00:00:50It's impressive.
00:00:51People follow him.
00:00:55Rob is like the random choice.
00:00:57Yeah.
00:00:57Like, if it's Rob, it's like, why was it Rob?
00:01:04Leanne, I think they're all gentlemen,
00:01:07and I think they will give her the key.
00:01:09I think so too.
00:01:09Mad if they don't.
00:01:15All right.
00:01:16Okay.
00:01:16Think we've made our decision, haven't we?
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:23This is going to mess with everybody's heads.
00:01:25Let's do this.
00:01:44This is the darkness inside.
00:01:53Let's do this.
00:02:17Leanne, congratulations.
00:02:20You were already safe,
00:02:21but the traitors did not try and murder you tonight.
00:02:25No!
00:02:26You okay?
00:02:28Just happy to be saved,
00:02:29but guided for the boys.
00:02:36Congratulations.
00:02:37You are safe from murder.
00:02:39Oh, my God.
00:02:42Oh, my God.
00:02:44I am so relieved.
00:02:45That was horrible.
00:02:51I am so relieved.
00:03:09You are back.
00:03:11Last night, the traitors murdered either Rob or Ross face to face.
00:03:15But who survived the night and who disappeared into darkness?
00:03:24Oh! Oh, we're first! We are first!
00:03:26I did not expect that! You've got to do a twirl in the outfit anyway.
00:03:29I know.
00:03:31Glad to be walking into breakfast first.
00:03:33I'm not going to lie, I have got a heavy heart.
00:03:35I have no idea how the faithful are going to react
00:03:38and they see who's been murdered.
00:03:41We live another day. Did you think you were going?
00:03:43Yeah, I mean, I suppose at this stage,
00:03:45there's reason for all of us to think we're going home other than you.
00:03:48I know. They'd be mad to remove you at this stage.
00:03:52Whether you are a traitor or whether you're a faithful, I don't know.
00:03:54Either way, I think you've been unfortunate.
00:03:56Yeah, I think I've been really unfortunate.
00:03:58It was a short straw.
00:03:59Yeah. I'm clinging on with the edges of my fingernails.
00:04:04I know that there is a lot of people who are very suspicious of me
00:04:07and I think really my main plan is to just try and seed a little bit of doubt
00:04:13That, I think, is the only real weapons I have at my disposal.
00:04:20Come in.
00:04:23That really hurt my hands.
00:04:25Oh, hello.
00:04:26Oh!
00:04:28Hello.
00:04:29Welcome.
00:04:30Good morning, good morning, good morning.
00:04:32Congratulations, guys.
00:04:33Oh, the eggs.
00:04:34I'm near the eggs.
00:04:35I love an egg.
00:04:37I'm still alive.
00:04:38I'm still a faithful, but we are bad at finding traitors, really.
00:04:42So we've got to find a traitor.
00:04:44And then that gives me a beautiful opportunity to be recruited.
00:04:47It's my life's dream.
00:04:50Oh, come in.
00:04:53That was a suspicious knock.
00:04:56Yay!
00:04:57Yay!
00:05:01Lovely stuff.
00:05:04Last night, we murdered face-to-face.
00:05:06It's still hard work being a traitor, but I wish they were all face-to-face.
00:05:10Purely because I feel like I don't wrestle with my conscience as much while I'm picking them off.
00:05:16So we're waiting on Rom, Rob, Ross, Leanne.
00:05:23Oh, my boys.
00:05:24Oh, my God.
00:05:25Why would you murder any of them?
00:05:30Hello.
00:05:31Hello.
00:05:34Yay!
00:05:37How is everybody?
00:05:39How are you doing?
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:41How are you?
00:05:42All right.
00:05:44Last night, it was horrible.
00:05:47That is the word.
00:05:49Horrible.
00:05:50I had an evening from hell.
00:05:51What happened?
00:05:52I thought my evening was done.
00:05:53Did a U-turn, went back towards the castle.
00:05:56Claudia's there.
00:05:57What?
00:05:58The traitors chose four of us.
00:06:00Rob, Ramesh, Ross.
00:06:02It was a face-to-face killing.
00:06:04What?
00:06:05Different crypts.
00:06:06We then had to decide between us who was going to get a key, so then we could lock our
00:06:10door,
00:06:10and then the traitors would be blocked from killing us.
00:06:13The boys decided that I should get it.
00:06:16We were praying that the traitors would then come to my door.
00:06:19Because then you'd be protected.
00:06:20Exactly.
00:06:21Does that guarantee that you're all faithfuls?
00:06:24One of us could have been a traitor.
00:06:28I felt super anxious telling everybody what had happened last night.
00:06:32And I have a feeling people are going to bring my name up tonight, because I think people
00:06:37suspect that there was at least one traitor amongst the four of us.
00:06:41But it ain't me.
00:06:44Hello.
00:06:46Come in.
00:06:50Ramesh!
00:06:50Yay!
00:06:52Ramesh!
00:06:53Oh, my God, who have they gone for?
00:06:57I'm so happy to see you.
00:06:58So good to see you.
00:06:59I'm happy that I've survived, but I'm worried Rob might be murdered.
00:07:05What's your account of last night?
00:07:07I would describe last night as it was a bad night.
00:07:10Leanne had the key, so she was safe.
00:07:12But then also, you're sort of thinking about the traitors aren't going to want to waste their
00:07:17murder attempt.
00:07:18So then you're thinking, you've got to try and second guess who they think that we might
00:07:22protect.
00:07:23Yes, that was the hard part.
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25So we're looking at Rob and Ross.
00:07:33But why would they murder Ross or Rob?
00:07:36I cannot for the life of me think why Rob would be murdered at this point.
00:07:41Oh, it could be Ross.
00:07:44Or Ross is a traitor, and he put himself in.
00:07:47Well, one of them probably is.
00:08:14Congratulations.
00:08:15You are safe from murder.
00:08:42Oh
00:08:42Well Beckett, oh you have been murdered. Thank you very much James Acaster
00:08:48Bold of the traitors you have been murdered sign the traitors wallop
00:08:56Libby in it. It's over. I'm a dead man
00:09:02And in a way this is good news to the faithfuls because I was nowhere near getting my jammer and
00:09:07James Acaster
00:09:08No chance. It's been amazing. I will cherish my memories
00:09:12However, if I know one thing
00:09:14My boy Romesh Ranganathan will avenge my death
00:09:18And he will get them
00:09:31Oh, does that mean Rob's gone? Rob's dead then. Rob's dead
00:09:34Oh
00:09:40Welcome back Ross
00:09:42He can't rule that out
00:09:44Does look suspicious
00:09:48The moment I walked through that door I felt a lot of eyes on me
00:09:53I'm obviously relieved
00:09:55I was spared
00:09:58But I think it makes me look incredibly guilty
00:10:01Why do you think Rob is the one who's been murdered?
00:10:03Rob is the one out of the four of us where you
00:10:06I think you definitely know that you're going to get a murder
00:10:08He's vulnerable
00:10:09Yeah
00:10:10And also if we'd double thought it we'd have said they'd have thought we'd have given the key to Leanne
00:10:15and therefore he's mine
00:10:16And it's sad but you've got to look at the positives of these things and you know Rob's not here
00:10:23I made a joke
00:10:24But actually the truth is I feel like I let Rob Beckett down because Rob is so unthreatening that he's
00:10:30never going to get banished
00:10:31So he's the guy that we should have given the key to and he also happens to be one of
00:10:37my best friends
00:10:37I'm sad it's not going to be the same without him
00:10:41I mean Ross being given the um the advantage of the grave
00:10:45There's a lot of Ross
00:10:45Yeah exactly
00:10:46If he was a traitor you can imagine him making the argument
00:10:49There's a lot of heat on me you need to put me into
00:10:52You know what I mean like
00:10:53That would be bold
00:10:54I think we made the right call you know with that murder
00:10:57It hasn't pointed to any of us
00:11:01I think really actually it's put suspicion on Ross
00:11:04And redirects the heat away from me
00:11:06Which is kind of what we wanted
00:11:17Oh Claudia
00:11:19Morning everyone
00:11:21Morning
00:11:21As you may have discovered
00:11:23Last night the traitors played a little game
00:11:28And what's that phrase?
00:11:30It's all fun and games until somebody loses their life
00:11:35Rob
00:11:36Is dead
00:11:38Aww
00:11:40Would somebody help me get him down?
00:11:45Well done mate
00:11:46Thank you
00:11:47There you go Claudia
00:11:48I'm sorry
00:11:51You could say
00:11:52Beckett has kicked the bucket
00:11:55Very good
00:11:56Really great one
00:11:57Thank you
00:11:58Yeah
00:11:58Took me 45 minutes
00:12:00Look at this face one last time
00:12:05And let me tell you
00:12:06The last faces Rob saw were the faces of the traitors
00:12:11As they murdered him
00:12:13Damn
00:12:14So
00:12:15Mourn him
00:12:17But do it fast
00:12:18Because coming up soon
00:12:20You'll all be in the line of fire
00:12:23I'll see you at the mission
00:12:25I'm a fire starter
00:12:26Twisted fire starter
00:12:29That was good
00:12:30That was good
00:12:30You should do the whole song
00:12:36Thanks
00:12:37I kind of just want to sit down
00:12:38Jerry
00:12:39That is a great outfit
00:12:40Thank you
00:12:41This is my Miss Marple
00:12:43I deduce I'm still alive
00:12:45What about our pal eh?
00:12:48What about our pal?
00:12:49Oh so sad
00:12:50Rob Beckett
00:12:51I will miss my boy
00:12:53I do feel sad
00:12:54I mean he wasn't really a threat
00:12:56I don't know why they murdered him
00:12:57Were we ever going to banish Rob?
00:12:59No
00:12:59No, so you got to murder him
00:13:01But James okay
00:13:02But who out of that four
00:13:03Yeah
00:13:04Do you think
00:13:05We would banish?
00:13:07I think Ross has got heat on him
00:13:08I think Leanne's just in there for you to give her the key
00:13:10And I think you fell for it
00:13:13This is a classic chaos murder
00:13:15This is a bunch of faithfuls
00:13:16Who read into everything
00:13:18They go why did this happen?
00:13:20And with this murder
00:13:23There's no answer
00:13:24And they won't suspect it's us
00:13:29I think the traitors might have used someone in there as a scapegoat
00:13:32And I'm going to be intrigued to see who heavily pushes Ross tonight at the round table
00:13:36It's a distraction as well
00:13:37It's sent everybody in completely different directions
00:13:39I'm still set on who I voted for yesterday Hannah
00:13:42And I'll bring up my reasons at the table
00:13:44My biggest evidence I think is that she remains un-murdered
00:13:47Yeah
00:13:47Are you leaning any way at all?
00:13:48Obviously I made a mistake yesterday
00:13:50I voted for Julie
00:13:51Yeah
00:13:52She wasn't verbally defending herself very well
00:13:54She was really devastated after getting Mahala wrong
00:13:56Yeah
00:13:56Yeah
00:13:57But Mahala had stopped wearing makeup
00:14:00That was suspicious
00:14:03Remember?
00:14:04Jerry
00:14:05Jerry, she was a faithful member
00:14:07We've established that
00:14:08I know!
00:14:08Not only are we not coming up with new theories
00:14:11We're going back to some of the old ones where we already know the results
00:14:17I've suffered at the hand of the traitors
00:14:18And now they've put heat on me
00:14:20So I'm quite angry about that
00:14:22And anyone suspecting that I would put myself through that
00:14:25If I didn't have to as a traitor I would never put myself through that
00:14:28Yeah, I know how you feel
00:14:30Last night at the round table
00:14:31It was so hard to sit there and have all these people write down my name
00:14:36Especially when I haven't done anything
00:14:38Like it's just
00:14:39It's about who I am not what I've done
00:14:41You know what I mean?
00:14:41If I could recruit anyone
00:14:43Yeah
00:14:44As a traitor
00:14:44Yeah
00:14:44It would be you
00:14:45Isn't that also just the obvious thing to do?
00:14:48Probably
00:14:48It's like, you know about confirmation bias, right?
00:14:51They're like, once someone's made up their mind about something
00:14:53Every new piece of evidence they use it to just confirm
00:14:55Right, yeah, of course
00:14:56That that's what they already think
00:14:57Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:14:57It literally doesn't matter what you do
00:14:59They're going to see it as suspicious
00:15:00Yeah, 100%
00:15:05You know after the banishment you were saying somebody's stirring the pot
00:15:08Who did you mean?
00:15:09One
00:15:09Right, that's what I thought you meant
00:15:12I was strong and wrong every two minutes
00:15:14I think it's so fearless to be so strong
00:15:17I find it so sus
00:15:19Yeah
00:15:20I'm thinking about how I feel in the castle
00:15:23And what I don't feel
00:15:25Is to be confidently throwing names about
00:15:28And saying I think it's this person and it's that person
00:15:31The fact that James B is doing it makes me incredibly suspicious
00:15:37The round table
00:15:38You were arguing for Julie
00:15:39And I was wrong
00:15:40Because she was a faithful
00:15:41A few of us thought that it was going to be probably Hannah
00:15:44But we weren't sure if there would be enough votes for Hannah
00:15:48Even though I ended up voting for Julie
00:15:50Hannah knows that we're after her
00:15:53I felt like I was a bit more head above the parapet of the round table
00:15:58Than I usually like to be
00:16:00I can be quite impassioned and loud
00:16:03But as important as it is to find traitors
00:16:06It's about surviving
00:16:07Unless something else comes up tonight
00:16:09Are you still going to go on the Hannah train?
00:16:10This is the thing about the round table
00:16:13Knowing that she possibly was going to go
00:16:15She went for Jerry
00:16:16Why would she not vote for Julie?
00:16:18By being in the same grave as Jerry
00:16:22Yes
00:16:22Why is Hannah still around?
00:16:24Why is she still
00:16:24Where they had the opportunity of killing her
00:16:26We sort of left with a massive question mark over
00:16:29At this stage in the game
00:16:30I don't know who to suspect
00:16:32I'm not sure who to trust either
00:16:34I have said too much
00:16:37And I was the one who put Julie's name on the table
00:16:40But I was wrong
00:16:40I have been a little foolish
00:16:42And I think those things will probably come back to haunt me in the future
00:16:49Here's the thing
00:16:49After that last round table I was so sure on Hannah
00:16:53Yeah
00:16:53But now I almost want to reset on it
00:16:57Because I will be so mortified if
00:17:00I'm in any way responsible for her going
00:17:02And then she's available
00:17:03Obviously
00:17:05It's Ross
00:17:07Mmm
00:17:08He just keeps turning up
00:17:11When Leanne came in and told us that story
00:17:12I knew Ross wouldn't
00:17:13I just knew Ross wouldn't be dead
00:17:15Yeah
00:17:15Do you know what as well I think
00:17:16I think there's an over performance of
00:17:21Not buying what you're selling
00:17:22I'm going Ross
00:17:23The vibe with Ross is off
00:17:28His eyes do not close
00:17:31He's always like watching
00:17:33He has not blinked since we've been here
00:17:36He is giving cyborg
00:17:46With the prize fund currently standing at £30,500
00:17:50Today's mission is a chance for the players to work together to add to the pot
00:17:55Oh my goodness
00:17:57More running
00:17:58Buns on car
00:17:59Thank God we're not with all those horrible other celebs who are real bores
00:18:04Oh don't touch me now
00:18:07I'm burning up
00:18:10What did Claudia say?
00:18:11Laying a fire
00:18:12What do you guys think it's going to be?
00:18:14Shooting us out of a cannon
00:18:14Oh gosh
00:18:18Ramesh, what's your kind of take away from last night?
00:18:20I'm trying to figure out why it's those four
00:18:22And also I can't get away from the fact that one of those people would be a traitor
00:18:26Almost certainly
00:18:27Yeah, it feels like it
00:18:28Then it would be sort of madness to put Ross in there
00:18:31Who has got heat
00:18:32Unless it's a really ballsy like
00:18:34Oh well this proves that I'm innocent
00:18:38I've been picked twice now
00:18:39Once through the graves by the traitors
00:18:41And once to sit in a tomb
00:18:42It means that they're using me like a donkey
00:18:44Yeah
00:18:50Oh look, it looks like we're in Siberia now
00:18:52Who's this?
00:18:53Oh hello
00:18:54Hello players, gather round
00:18:56Welcome to the mission
00:18:58And you are going to love it
00:19:01Behind me are two carts rammed with gold
00:19:088,000 pounds worth
00:19:11Oh
00:19:11Isn't that lovely?
00:19:13Yeah, really lovely, yeah
00:19:14In this mission, you are going to get to a series of gates
00:19:22You have to work out how to open these gates
00:19:26And get to the end and reach me
00:19:29There is though
00:19:31A slight issue
00:19:32Oh here we go
00:19:34Oh god, here we go
00:19:55A wall of these black hooded figures just slowly marching towards you
00:20:05I've not been that unsettled
00:20:07I've not been that unsettled since I saw Jedward in concert
00:20:09No thank you
00:20:10No thank you
00:20:10Hot on your heels will be the death parade
00:20:17If they catch any of you
00:20:21You will be seized by its guards and locked up until tonight's round table
00:20:27Oh my god
00:20:29Oh my god
00:20:30What?
00:20:31Uh-uh
00:20:32The only way to get rid of the death parade once and for all is to get to the end
00:20:37of the path
00:20:38And ignite a line of fire that will stop them dead in their tracks
00:20:43Right
00:20:44Only the money that crosses the line can be added to the prize fund
00:20:49You will only start when you hear my horn
00:20:55I'm going to the other end
00:20:56Good luck
00:20:57Thank you
00:21:01This feels like quite an important day for me to be in the castle
00:21:05Persuading people to save me
00:21:07I'm determined to not be caught by that parade
00:21:14Are we ready?
00:21:15Come on guys
00:21:20Let's go
00:21:21Let's go
00:21:22Nice and steady guys
00:21:23Nice and steady
00:21:24Just come here
00:21:27Whoa have you seen them?
00:21:29Oh my god
00:21:31That is genuinely terrifying
00:21:39That's death parade
00:21:40What is going on?
00:21:42This is not real life
00:21:44We were literally in a horror film
00:21:46Awful
00:21:48First gate
00:21:50Invasion
00:21:54Okay
00:21:55Untangle the chains
00:21:56Two players must pull the chains back to the market to open the gate
00:22:00So there's a chain on the left
00:22:02It will close if either player lets go
00:22:05Those two players will be left behind and cannot pass through the gate
00:22:11I will do whatever it takes for the good of the team
00:22:14But this is where I drew the line
00:22:16I'm sorry Glasgow
00:22:17If I have shamed you in any way by being a big scaredy cat
00:22:21Untangle the chains
00:22:22So two people have to pull
00:22:24All the chains back to the marker
00:22:25You can you can
00:22:25Who wants
00:22:26Who's okay to be sacrificed
00:22:27I can do that
00:22:28I'll do that
00:22:29I'll do that
00:22:30Two people have to stay on
00:22:32So gate one might seem too easy
00:22:35But it does involve two players making a grave sacrifice
00:22:42Let's go
00:22:43I don't think it's a good idea for us girls
00:22:45We need you to push it
00:22:46All right
00:22:46Ross, we need you to push
00:22:47Ross
00:22:48Okay, okay
00:22:49Ross
00:22:50Hold on
00:22:51Okay, don't let go
00:22:52Don't let go
00:22:53No Ross, we need you to push the cart
00:22:56When I grabbed the chain nobody said
00:22:58No, we need James A and Romesh for the rest of the mission
00:23:01Nobody said that
00:23:02Obviously I'm not going to say anything to their faces
00:23:03Because I don't have the spine required for that
00:23:05But I'm annoyed
00:23:08Go, go, go
00:23:09Push down as you push
00:23:10Thanks guys
00:23:10Push down, push down
00:23:11It's easier
00:23:12Keep holding guys
00:23:13Good luck with the Death Easter people
00:23:15Love you
00:23:16Love you
00:23:17Love you too
00:23:18They didn't care, did they, at all?
00:23:20Yeah, they decided that was fine pretty quick
00:23:23There are honestly parts of this game where I forget I'm a traitor
00:23:25It was just nice to do a solid for the faithfuls
00:23:28After last night's shenanigans and putting four of them in crypts
00:23:31And killing one of them to their face
00:23:36Oh god, it's around
00:23:37Okay, okay, we got it
00:23:40Yeah, we got it
00:23:41It's great symbolism guys
00:23:42Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
00:23:44Come on, come on
00:23:44Relax
00:23:49So Romesh and James Acaster have just been caught
00:23:52That means they're going to be locked away until the round table
00:24:01Ready?
00:24:02All right, stop down, let's go, what are you saying?
00:24:05Time is of the essence
00:24:07We now know that these ghastly things are after us and we know they're going to be taking people
00:24:12Place the cogs in the correct order
00:24:15Cogs, where are the cogs, where are the cogs?
00:24:16One player must spin the handle to open the gate
00:24:19We've got cogs here guys
00:24:20The gate will close if they let go of the handle
00:24:24This player will be left behind and cannot pass through the gate
00:24:30Look for cogs guys
00:24:31Look for cogs
00:24:34I'm going to put cogs with you
00:24:36Okay
00:24:37In the correct order, what is it, size and size?
00:24:39Size, size, size, size
00:24:40Size
00:24:41That will work
00:24:41Big on, I need a big on there
00:24:42This is the big
00:24:43Big on, big, big, big
00:24:43But then that gets in the way of that one
00:24:45How many cogs do you need?
00:24:46We don't know, we don't know, we don't know, too big
00:24:48There's six cogs in total and they need to be placed in the correct order
00:24:53And that was actually pretty tricky because there were multiple paths that these cogs could follow
00:25:00Guys are coming
00:25:02They're on their way
00:25:03Oh, they're getting closer
00:25:05Guys, they're really, really close
00:25:07They're getting closer, hurry up
00:25:09The small one doesn't fit
00:25:11Maybe you do what you do for a bear
00:25:19I am utterly convinced that they're going to turn back
00:25:22They've never seen such a horrifying sight in their life, I feel
00:25:25Is it working?
00:25:26It's not working
00:25:27No, they continued approaching
00:25:34They're coming
00:25:35Oh my God, we're going to get eaten
00:25:37The death parade was almost upon us
00:25:39The guys trying to place the cogs were coming up against a brick wall
00:25:44At that moment, I thought, you know what?
00:25:46Maybe a fresh pair of eyes
00:25:47Here
00:25:48Yes, yes
00:25:49That feels good
00:25:49So that's working
00:25:50This one, this one, this one
00:25:51Go on, Joanne
00:25:53Yes, it can
00:25:53Yes, it does, yes, it does
00:25:55Go, go, go, go, go
00:25:56Little one first
00:25:57Little one first
00:25:57Little one first
00:25:59Yes, smaller one
00:25:59Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:26:01I'll do it, James
00:26:02I'll do it, I'll do it
00:26:03Go, go, go, go
00:26:04Go, go, go, go
00:26:04Go, go, go, go
00:26:05As I already had my hand on the handle
00:26:07It just made sense for me to stay there
00:26:09And sacrifice
00:26:11Especially when I'm killing everyone
00:26:12It's the least I can do
00:26:13Love you, Maya
00:26:14Love you, Maya
00:26:26George
00:26:27Where are you taking me?
00:26:36Poor Maya, man
00:26:37Rest in peace
00:26:39Can I just remember?
00:26:39Eight grand
00:26:40Eight grand, baby
00:26:42Here we go, team
00:26:48Three players must stand on one stone each
00:26:51To complete the sun
00:26:52Once correct, the gate will open
00:26:55If any player steps off a stone, the gate will close
00:26:58OK, mathematician
00:26:58Something plus something plus something equals 710
00:27:07They're at their third and final gate
00:27:09And it's a numbers problem, which is very easy
00:27:12If you know your Roman numerals
00:27:14If only they had a professor of mathematics here
00:27:1919
00:27:19Listen, so this is a 53, is that correct, Hannah?
00:27:23Yes, 53
00:27:2453
00:27:25This is a 38
00:27:28That's 122
00:27:30Hannah's in a zone, Hannah's in a zone
00:27:32So 535
00:27:34Right, 535
00:27:36I could see that Hannah had a lot of pressure on her
00:27:40And everyone was looking to her
00:27:42Which was understandable, but it was really tough
00:27:46265, 275 we need
00:27:48So 275
00:27:49This one is 122
00:27:52Someone go on there, 122
00:27:54She just pointed to something that made sense
00:27:57And I stood on it
00:27:58And then of course realised, oh, I'm locked in
00:28:01I'm accidentally noble
00:28:04Let's do 535
00:28:05I think we have to
00:28:05What's this one?
00:28:06What's this one?
00:28:07That's 19
00:28:09So we need 43
00:28:10We need 53
00:28:11Is there a 53?
00:28:1253?
00:28:1353, done it!
00:28:13Let's go, go, goat
00:28:14Go!
00:28:15Go I ran over, stood on the stone
00:28:18Go!
00:28:24Go, go, go!
00:28:42I ran over, stood on the stone
00:28:43Yeah!
00:28:46Horrifying.
00:28:51I did not like being locked up in that cage.
00:28:55It was horrible.
00:28:56What we have to do for our team members, right?
00:29:02It's just got to get to me and light this line of fire
00:29:06to stop the death parade.
00:29:12I'm all right! I'm all right! I'm all right!
00:29:15Oh, you're gonna jam it!
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:20My head thinks I'm still a 20-year-old fit young man.
00:29:25My body is shouting at me,
00:29:27No, you're not!
00:29:30To keep up the physical exercise has been quite difficult.
00:29:33I have two young children.
00:29:34You know, I'm a busy man.
00:29:36How are we doing?
00:29:38Go on. You go. You go.
00:29:45Joe Lycic!
00:29:47Bring the money to me.
00:29:49Come on. Come inside. Well done.
00:29:52Come on, Sebastian.
00:29:53I don't think I'm gonna go back.
00:29:55You all right?
00:29:55I dropped one.
00:29:56Well done.
00:29:58Come on, Ross.
00:29:59Well done.
00:30:01All right, let's start figuring out the fire.
00:30:03Sharon, you absolute hero.
00:30:05Woo-hoo!
00:30:07I don't do jogging!
00:30:08My poor body.
00:30:09I think the last time I jogged was because I saw an ice cream van 18 years ago.
00:30:13But, you know, when you've got bags of gold, you've got to stack towards the prize spot.
00:30:17What choice do you have? None.
00:30:19She shall run.
00:30:20Lighting the line of fire will stop the death parade in their tracks.
00:30:25Use the flint.
00:30:27Yes.
00:30:29Hey, I've got the gloves on.
00:30:31Well done, Sebastian.
00:30:32Sorry, mate.
00:30:32I've done it.
00:30:33Oh, great, great, great.
00:30:34Ross and I lit the torch, took it over the gunpowder and I lit it.
00:30:39You've done it.
00:30:40Step back!
00:30:42The wall of flame went up and we were saved.
00:30:46You've lit it!
00:30:47Well done!
00:30:49Well done!
00:30:49Let's go!
00:30:51You did it!
00:30:52Well done!
00:30:53Well done, guys!
00:30:54We're proud of you!
00:30:55Players, congratulations.
00:30:58You have defeated the death parade.
00:31:04Let's go!
00:31:05Well, I should say, not all of you.
00:31:07Oh, no.
00:31:10James Acaster, Romesh, Joanne, Jerry, Maya and Hannah all sacrificed themselves.
00:31:21They will be locked up until the round table.
00:31:24However, their heroic actions were not in vain.
00:31:29£8,000 for the prize fund!
00:31:31So good!
00:31:33So good!
00:31:35So, players, go back to the castle.
00:31:38The game marches on and you have a banishment to prepare for.
00:31:43Off you go, guys!
00:31:44See you later!
00:31:45Enjoy dinner in the warmth!
00:31:47Yeah, have fun, guys, you horrible, selfish, celebrity scum.
00:31:51Really good!
00:31:52Well, it's not great that all three traitors were in that cage
00:31:56because no-one can defend us, no-one can put little seeds out there.
00:32:00I have no idea what the faithful are thinking right now.
00:32:08Hannah played a blind-up.
00:32:09Would we have possibly got through without her?
00:32:12I don't know. I'm not sure we would have got that.
00:32:17I was not about to step in the cage.
00:32:19After my night last night, you had done enough.
00:32:22Just needed a break, shall I mean?
00:32:26I reckon we have to start looking at quiet people now.
00:32:28Yeah, yeah.
00:32:29I'll be honest with you.
00:32:29I mean, like, James is someone,
00:32:31Acaster is someone who I think would make a really good traitor.
00:32:33I could see a world where I vote for him.
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:40Oh, thank you, sir.
00:32:42Nice to meet you.
00:32:43Hey, lady.
00:32:44It's hardly any of us.
00:32:46It's really weird, isn't it?
00:32:58This is basically the worst possible outcome,
00:33:00because every single person who voted for me
00:33:02is over there apart from you, Ramosh.
00:33:04Yeah, so convince me.
00:33:05OK.
00:33:06What do you want to know?
00:33:07Who is a better contender than you for a vote tonight, then?
00:33:10OK, so one thing that traitors have done in previous series
00:33:13is that they vote for a person who doesn't get voted for.
00:33:16James Blunt did it on the first round table.
00:33:18Who did James vote for?
00:33:20James voted for me on the first round table.
00:33:22James put forward quite forcefully Julie.
00:33:26I think that is suspicious, what James B did.
00:33:30Yeah.
00:33:30I still think that what we're doing wrong
00:33:32is honing in on one person and going,
00:33:34Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, pushing.
00:33:35Agreed.
00:33:35And I think that what we're doing by, like,
00:33:37turning our attention on people who are speaking out
00:33:40or, like, make themselves visible in any way
00:33:42is, like, you're just going to end up
00:33:44with the weakest faithfuls at the final
00:33:45and then the traitors are going to win.
00:33:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:47And that happens, you know, obviously.
00:33:48I'm going to be honest, it's very convincing.
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:53It's just a shame it's only this cage you're talking to.
00:33:57It was Judge Ramesh in that cage
00:33:59and Hannah handled it well.
00:34:02I'm hoping it's that little glimmer of hope.
00:34:05She can do the same thing tonight at the round table.
00:34:07Maybe she stands a chance.
00:34:14I'll clear plates.
00:34:15Aw, thanks, James.
00:34:16Yeah, if you could, James, yeah.
00:34:19You've had a rollercoaster, Ross.
00:34:22There's a lot going on with you,
00:34:23but I'm curious as to why the traitors keep putting you
00:34:26in positions, do you know what I mean?
00:34:28Like...
00:34:28The answer I can only say is to erase suspicion against me.
00:34:31Yes, yeah.
00:34:33There's question marks on Ross for me, you know.
00:34:36Ross is impossible to read.
00:34:39Ross pops up all the time.
00:34:40He's always there.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41He popped up with digging the graves.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:44He was the one chosen then.
00:34:45He was obviously there last night.
00:34:46He's just always there.
00:34:47He's everywhere.
00:34:47He's always there.
00:34:48That is a very valid point.
00:34:50Also, what's interesting, this heat on Hannah.
00:34:52I think that it is a slight chance she could be a facial owner.
00:34:55If she's not a traitor, then I give up playing this game, man.
00:34:58That's just too much evidence.
00:34:59I think either Hannah has been a traitor from the beginning
00:35:02or Hannah is a decoy.
00:35:04That's my stance on it.
00:35:06But I've got my eyes on Blunt
00:35:08because his Julie theory was pushed on people.
00:35:11That was suspicious.
00:35:12The Poundland Poirot's out in force.
00:35:24It's time for another round table
00:35:26and for the sacrificed players to rejoin the group.
00:35:30Will the faithful stay united and catch a traitor?
00:35:34Or will it be every player for themselves?
00:35:42This is incredibly important because I'm a competitive person.
00:35:45I will fight to stay in the game for as long as I can.
00:35:50To be locked in a cage for a few hours, what an absolute curse.
00:35:55I know there's a few people who trust me.
00:35:57There's other people who are suspicious of me
00:35:59and I can tell it's going to be close,
00:36:02but I'm not going to go down without a fight.
00:36:06I don't know what to do.
00:36:07If I don't vote for Hannah and she gets exposed as a traitor,
00:36:10they're going to start looking at me.
00:36:11But I don't want to have to vote for my good sis.
00:36:24Players, welcome to the round table
00:36:26and welcome back to those who were incarcerated
00:36:29by the death parade.
00:36:34You were phenomenal today.
00:36:38£8,000 added to the prize fund.
00:36:41That means your current total is £38,500.
00:36:50People made sacrifices today.
00:36:53So who will be sacrificed in here tonight?
00:36:57That's up to all of you.
00:37:00Players, the floor is yours.
00:37:11Why don't we talk about Rob not being here?
00:37:14Why would Rob be murdered?
00:37:16For my position, I think I felt guilty
00:37:18because Rob was a super faithful.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:21And so he didn't represent a threat.
00:37:24If you look at it from the traitor's point of view,
00:37:26if they tried to murder somebody whose door was locked,
00:37:31they don't get a murder, right?
00:37:33So what you're thinking as a traitor is, you know,
00:37:36who will they not protect because he's not a threat at all?
00:37:40And that is Rob.
00:37:41He hasn't represented a threat in any way, really,
00:37:45except to sort of my self-esteem.
00:37:48And so you feel like...
00:37:49He's been very funny.
00:37:50He's been very funny.
00:37:51You're right, Gerry.
00:37:52But that, you know, that is by the by.
00:37:54And if you like that kind of one-dimensional root one stuff,
00:37:56yes, he's...
00:37:58He's a good bet for comedy.
00:38:00But the truth is they were thinking,
00:38:03we'd love to get a kill tonight.
00:38:05And I think if you go for Rob Beckett,
00:38:07you're not going to waste a murder.
00:38:11I have a question, Ross.
00:38:14Do you think it's unusual that you are selected
00:38:20for so much traitor stuff?
00:38:23Um, well, firstly, in my defence,
00:38:27I would say if I was picked to be a traitor,
00:38:31I wouldn't have been so paranoid on the first day about the hat.
00:38:35The grave thing,
00:38:36I don't think it would be traitorous behaviour
00:38:38to get everybody out before you start looking for the money.
00:38:42So I would say that in my defence.
00:38:44And last night, we decided that Leanne wasn't going to get killed
00:38:46because Ramesh, Rob and I decided to give her the key
00:38:50that would keep the door locked.
00:38:51That's not what a traitor would do.
00:38:53So you weren't recruited, I'm just checking.
00:38:55I wasn't recruited, I'm not the traitor.
00:38:57OK.
00:38:58And I don't think there was a traitor there last night.
00:39:00I looked at everybody when we got out of those cars,
00:39:03I thought I was going home.
00:39:04And that was an honestly, an awful experience.
00:39:09It was horrible, it was...
00:39:13I wasn't there, but I heard it was...
00:39:15I was watching from my brain.
00:39:21This is really horrible.
00:39:23My lantern.
00:39:24Great joke, Joanne.
00:39:32Joanne, could you be that brilliant
00:39:34that could have been an amazing double buff going for Richard?
00:39:37What do you mean?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:39We were all like, yeah, Richard's...
00:39:43Obviously, even if we weren't sure he was a traitor,
00:39:45we were like, we've got to test this theory out,
00:39:46there was no other option.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48And you were just like, I just don't think he was.
00:39:51I just...
00:39:51I found that surprising,
00:39:52because you're one of the smartest, most brilliant minds I know.
00:39:56Surely not.
00:39:57And to have that sort of moment where you're really blindly defending
00:40:01a clear traitor...
00:40:03He was awesome.
00:40:04But he wasn't a clear traitor to me.
00:40:06And then when he stood up there and said he was a traitor,
00:40:09I was...
00:40:11Kablam-o'd.
00:40:19James B., there's been a couple of things that I would love you
00:40:22to sort of speak on.
00:40:24So the first thing is, is that you, on the first night,
00:40:28the truth is it was clear it was going to be Richard that was going.
00:40:31Absolutely.
00:40:31How you behaved didn't resonate with how I felt at the round table at all.
00:40:35You know, it bumped me a little bit, to be honest with you.
00:40:37I can talk you through the process exactly.
00:40:38Yeah, I'd love you to, yeah.
00:40:39I, at that stage in my life, was very, very clear
00:40:42that I'd solved the entire riddle.
00:40:45And I really thought that I was a genius.
00:40:47I couldn't believe that Richard had been so stupid,
00:40:52and so I felt I didn't want to necessarily say his name.
00:40:55That was my clear thinking.
00:40:56But it does not line me up to be a traitor, I'm a faithful.
00:41:03Um, there's no surprise that I'm going to be talking to you, Hannah.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09I just don't understand, how are you still here?
00:41:12Because when I think about it, as a traitor,
00:41:15you would be one of the first people that I would get out.
00:41:18But also, as a traitor, you would be extremely good,
00:41:21because you're very smart.
00:41:24Honestly, I have no idea why I'm here either.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:28Because you're right, I would have killed me really early on.
00:41:31And the thing is, is that in this game,
00:41:33it doesn't matter how good you are at playing it,
00:41:35the perception of how good you will be at playing it
00:41:38is really important.
00:41:39And I've sort of doomed from the beginning,
00:41:42because either I was going to be killed by the traitors,
00:41:44or, as has happened, if I don't get killed by the traitors,
00:41:48that the faithful are going to be suspicious of me.
00:41:52It's just little things that are just inconsistent with you.
00:41:55For example, when I talk about, you know, the Mahala situation,
00:41:59it just didn't make sense how you said
00:42:02that you didn't want anyone to know whether or not you had a shield,
00:42:06because you were scared that the traitors would know.
00:42:08It was very confusing,
00:42:09and obviously, Mahala ended up being a faithful.
00:42:11Of course.
00:42:11And automatically, I'm looking at you as a red flag,
00:42:14because I'm just like, the person who went out was a faithful,
00:42:17so the other person who was telling a lie
00:42:19would be a traitor.
00:42:24The whole thing with Mahala,
00:42:25I think it sort of ended up being really confusing,
00:42:28but actually, I think that this, like...
00:42:30I mean, tell me if I'm missing something here,
00:42:33but I actually think the story is really simple,
00:42:34which is that I just didn't want to be murdered,
00:42:38didn't want to say that I didn't have a shield at the round table.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Wasn't going to throw that in willingly,
00:42:44because, of course, why would you?
00:42:46I thought Mahala was suspicious
00:42:47based on her behaviour.
00:42:49We now know that she was faithful, right?
00:42:51We now know that she was giving that up as a faithful act.
00:42:54But I didn't know that at the time,
00:42:56and I think I wasn't going to throw away the only card
00:42:59that I was holding onto
00:43:01to save somebody I was already suspicious of.
00:43:03You see what I mean?
00:43:04Yeah.
00:43:05The little bit that I'm just confused on,
00:43:07and honestly was the thing last night that kind of tipped me over,
00:43:12was just, like, it was less the fact
00:43:14that it doesn't make sense when you explain it,
00:43:16and more the fact that you didn't have an answer last night.
00:43:21Because if you'd said that, I probably would have been like,
00:43:23oh, yeah, that makes sense.
00:43:24But I think it almost felt like you hadn't thought that through.
00:43:28I see what you're saying.
00:43:29When there's someone who's so smart and thinks things through,
00:43:31I was like, oh, that's...
00:43:31But then also, though, bluntly,
00:43:34if I was a traitor, wouldn't I just lie?
00:43:41I think the one thing that's worth me saying,
00:43:45I think that we've got into this habit, almost,
00:43:48of, like, anybody who stands out in any direction in any way
00:43:52is getting punished.
00:43:53They're getting punished by the traitors,
00:43:54and they're sort of getting punished by the faithfuls too.
00:43:57I really don't think that's a good way to play.
00:44:00So who do you think we should talk about?
00:44:01Yeah, which other theories do you have?
00:44:03So, looking back at the previous games,
00:44:06one pattern that came up
00:44:07is that traitors will often vote for somebody
00:44:10that nobody else is voting for.
00:44:12Right.
00:44:13Of those that have happened, James, you voted for me.
00:44:19One thing we haven't dissected entirely
00:44:21is the day that yourself, Jerry,
00:44:25and yourself walked back into breakfast.
00:44:26If they want to just kill
00:44:27and for us to banish as much as possible,
00:44:30had you killed Jerry,
00:44:32we would have just banished you.
00:44:33That would have been two people down.
00:44:35As I understand it,
00:44:37the only options really are that
00:44:39they were both traitors,
00:44:41and so it was impossible
00:44:42because a traitor can't murder another traitor,
00:44:44or they chose to recruit.
00:44:48The thing is, though, okay,
00:44:49Joe, why would I come in as a traitor
00:44:51and be like,
00:44:53oh, and then look out for this thing
00:44:54and this thing and this thing and this thing?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56And why would I do that?
00:44:57Players, the time for talk is over.
00:45:02Please write down the name of the person
00:45:04you believe is a traitor.
00:45:25Ramesh, we'll start with you.
00:45:26Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:45:29I'm voting for you, James B.
00:45:32Um, I know I voted for Hannah last night,
00:45:35but I've changed my mind on that.
00:45:39Michael, who do you believe is a traitor?
00:45:41Uh, I voted for Hannah.
00:45:45Whether you are a traitor or a faithful,
00:45:48it's sort of extraordinary that you are still here,
00:45:50that you survived.
00:45:53Hannah.
00:45:54The one and only Jerry Hall.
00:45:55I have stuck with my vote from yesterday
00:45:58and gone for you today.
00:46:00Ross.
00:46:01Gone for Hannah.
00:46:02You are kind and you are incredibly clever,
00:46:07but I think we need to find out to be able to move on.
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:11James Blunt.
00:46:13I've put Hannah.
00:46:14Whether you are a traitor or a faithful,
00:46:16I think as you both walked in,
00:46:17it just left too many question marks.
00:46:19Kenny.
00:46:20Uh, no surprise.
00:46:21I've obviously put you, Hannah.
00:46:22I also think, uh, you're unbelievably smart
00:46:25and you'd be an incredible asset, you know,
00:46:27to the traitors.
00:46:30Maya, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:46:38I have put Hannah.
00:46:44Honestly, this one hurts because I've loved getting to know you.
00:46:47I think you're beautiful inside and out.
00:46:48And I just think you'd be a great traitor.
00:46:54Miranda.
00:46:54I ended up going with Hannah.
00:46:58I'm just at the point where I need to know.
00:47:02Joanne.
00:47:03Um, I've actually voted for Bash.
00:47:06I feel like we are getting into the habit of punishing vocal faithfuls.
00:47:11And I thought, at the round table, you kind of lied.
00:47:15Sharon.
00:47:16Sorry.
00:47:17I voted for you, Hannah.
00:47:19I think we need to know one way or another.
00:47:21Jerry.
00:47:22I've gone for the big brain theory.
00:47:26Hannah.
00:47:27Leanne.
00:47:28Oh, I've put Hannah as well.
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:31I'm so sorry.
00:47:34Jane Daycaste.
00:47:38Gone for Hannah.
00:47:45Joe, who do you believe is a traitor?
00:47:46I have gone with you again, Hannah.
00:47:50And for the final vote, Sebastian.
00:47:53I've gone for you, Hannah.
00:47:54But I am so in awe of you.
00:47:57And, um, I really hope we're right.
00:48:01Hannah, you have received the most votes.
00:48:03Please come up here and join me.
00:48:10Hannah, you are banished from the castle.
00:48:13Before you leave, please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
00:48:18Oh, my goodness, you guys.
00:48:20This has been so much fun.
00:48:23I mean, chanting in the woods with Michael Sheen.
00:48:27Ross Kent with a medieval battering ram.
00:48:30Jerry Hall with a crowbar.
00:48:34This is not how I expected my life to turn out, you guys.
00:48:39I think the thing is, I came in here with absolutely one job
00:48:43and one job only on my mind, which was to catch traitors.
00:48:47And I calculated every conceivable scenario
00:48:52except for the one that actually unfolded.
00:49:00I am...
00:49:04a...
00:49:05We need this, we need this, we need this.
00:49:13Traitor!
00:49:14Traitor!
00:49:16Oh, my God!
00:49:18Oh, my God!
00:49:20I clung on longer than I should have done.
00:49:23Oh, my God!
00:49:24My fellow traitors, they had to vote for me.
00:49:27It was so clearly going in that direction.
00:49:30You know what?
00:49:31I didn't choose the traitor life, but, oh, my goodness me,
00:49:34that was so much fun.
00:49:36Oh, my God!
00:49:42It's not looking good.
00:49:43I'm too down.
00:49:44This is not how it's supposed to be going.
00:49:45We needed that.
00:49:46I knew I had to write Hannah's name on that slate,
00:49:50purely because the odds are against her.
00:49:52As much as she was convincing, there was too much confusion around it.
00:49:56Hannah, my sweet angel, I've lost another traitor tonight.
00:50:03Faithful?
00:50:04You got one!
00:50:05Yes!
00:50:07Well done, everyone, Dave.
00:50:11James, who's next?
00:50:14On the train block.
00:50:15You are getting extremely good at this.
00:50:19A little statistic for you in honour of Professor Frye.
00:50:25You have banished two faithful and two traitors.
00:50:31Well done.
00:50:32This game is hotting up.
00:50:34Let's go.
00:50:35So, enjoy your victory, but know this.
00:50:38The traitors, they will fight back.
00:50:41Good night.
00:50:4350% win rate.
00:50:44Let's go, baby.
00:50:46I'm getting a drink.
00:50:47Let's go!
00:50:54Let's go!
00:50:55Let's have it!
00:50:56Oh, my gosh!
00:50:58Let's go, baby!
00:50:59I am so hyped right now.
00:51:02Oh, my God, I'm not going to sleep tonight.
00:51:03James, can I have a word?
00:51:05Please do.
00:51:05I foolishly became convinced that Hannah wasn't a traitor.
00:51:09And then I wanted to speak to you about just...
00:51:13Just opening up their invoices.
00:51:15But, listen, one thing I can say, I am a faithful.
00:51:18I don't mean that.
00:51:19OK.
00:51:19But I'm very sorry.
00:51:21No, no, don't be sorry at all.
00:51:21It's the game.
00:51:22Yeah, yeah.
00:51:24I'm on such a high!
00:51:26Oh, my God!
00:51:27Let's go!
00:51:28Let's go!
00:51:29I'm on such a high!
00:51:31We got rid of the traitor!
00:51:33We got rid of the traitor!
00:51:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:51:37I want to get involved.
00:51:38We're galloping!
00:51:39We got the traitor!
00:51:42We got the traitor!
00:51:44I can't actually explain the euphoria you feel catching a traitor.
00:51:49I'm just so thrilled we got Hannah.
00:51:52I'm really enjoying the game.
00:51:53I've formed an unlikely friendship with quite a few people, which is so lovely.
00:51:57But the beginning was just about survival, and now it's about tactical survival.
00:52:02I think it's about to start getting interesting.
00:52:05I think this makes me look really stupid.
00:52:07It doesn't make you look stupid.
00:52:08I don't think you look stupid.
00:52:09I think it makes me look dodgy.
00:52:10I think you look like your own person, which is exactly what I think of you.
00:52:14The fact that I'd voted for Bat makes me look a little suspicious.
00:52:17But, you know, Hannah, I just couldn't put her name down.
00:52:20I just couldn't do it to her.
00:52:21Female friendship means a lot to me, even if they are a serial killer in the evening.
00:52:25I was going to have an alcoholic drink, but actually I'm not going to,
00:52:28because I want to have a clear head in case I'm recruited.
00:52:31Are you serious?
00:52:32There's a beautiful vacancy now.
00:52:34If someone gets recruited, you're going to get banished immediately now.
00:52:38That's the risk you take, isn't it, James?
00:52:40At this point, I'm like so on my knees to the traitors for a recruitment.
00:52:45Over the years, I've done things where I have lied.
00:52:48Stunts where I've pretended to be different people.
00:52:50I've changed my name by deed poll in the past.
00:52:53I'm quite good at morphing into different things.
00:52:55But I want to be in that turret!
00:53:01I want everyone to know I'm not having an alcoholic drink.
00:53:04If you're a traitor, Ross, when you get up in that turret,
00:53:07and Claudius says, what do you want to do?
00:53:09You say, well, I think we should recruit.
00:53:11Darling, I don't know where I am so not traitor material.
00:53:16Dave, work that one out.
00:53:17All right, then.
00:53:17If you do make it, please give me another day's grace.
00:53:20One more day.
00:53:21Recruit me.
00:53:22I'm not recruiting you because I'm faithful, mate.
00:53:27I think Rob going has broken my mojo.
00:53:30Poor baby!
00:53:32I just can't...
00:53:32Jenny's here, though.
00:53:34Yeah?
00:53:34I'll be your granny.
00:53:36OK, well, Rob wasn't my granny.
00:53:39Forgive me, because currently I don't have any confidence
00:53:42in anything I say out loud.
00:53:43But, but, now that we've got Hannah,
00:53:45what can we build out from that?
00:53:47And I think, you know, like, Jo feels like an obvious one
00:53:51to consider.
00:53:52Definitely.
00:53:53Joanne has set herself up as a bit of a maverick voter, I'd say.
00:53:57Didn't she make a mistake to me?
00:53:59That was an awful experience.
00:54:02It was horrible.
00:54:03It was...
00:54:07I wasn't there, but I heard, OK?
00:54:13She made it sound like she was there.
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:16She did.
00:54:16I mean, there was, you know, there was questions asked about Ross.
00:54:20Questions asked about James Blunt.
00:54:22But if I'm not here in the morning, it's Jo.
00:54:26Or it's one of us trying to frame Jo.
00:54:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:32Just to be clear, I'd love to be recruited.
00:54:35I want the full experience as much as possible.
00:54:37But I don't think...
00:54:37Is he still going on about it?
00:54:39You want the best of both worlds, don't you?
00:54:40Yes.
00:54:41I'm bisexual.
00:54:47Night, y'all.
00:54:49Just say night, Granny.
00:54:52Goodnight.
00:54:52Oh, goodnight, doll.
00:54:53See you in the morning.
00:54:54Bye.
00:54:54Sleep well.
00:54:55Goodnight.
00:55:01The chimes of the castle clock signal the faithful must return to their individual lodgings.
00:55:07But for surviving traitors, Maya and James, the night is still young.
00:55:13They have a huge decision to make.
00:55:16You got another thing coming.
00:55:33Hello, my friend.
00:55:34Hello, mate.
00:55:35It was intense.
00:55:36I think for Hannah, she fought a really good game.
00:55:38But it was a risk taking her on, and she knew.
00:55:42We needed to give them something.
00:55:44I gave her a round of applause when she left.
00:55:46That's the most I've been a traitor in the game.
00:55:52Good evening, traitors.
00:55:54I knew it.
00:55:55I am here because you have lost one of your own.
00:55:58Mm-hmm.
00:55:59You can either murder as usual or seduce a faithful.
00:56:04If you try to seduce, that faithful will then have a decision to make.
00:56:10They can either accept and join you in the turret tonight, or they can refuse your invitation.
00:56:17It's up to you.
00:56:19I'm going to leave this here.
00:56:26What are you thinking?
00:56:27OK, I don't know.
00:56:28I'll be honest.
00:56:29Maybe it's good to get a recruit in.
00:56:31Just for someone to add some structure, some planning.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:56:34Someone who actually really wants to be a traitor would be helpful.
00:56:37I can't do it.
00:56:38James.
00:56:38Love made of faith.
00:56:39I've got to remind you, I need you.
00:56:41Yeah.
00:56:41I cannot do this on my own.
00:56:42Yes.
00:56:43So please just stay a little bit treacherous.
00:56:45A little bit.
00:56:46I'll try.
00:56:48I can tell you who I was considering for recruitment, which is a really big wild card,
00:56:53because she is going to be chaos but so fun.
00:56:56Joanne.
00:56:58Could blow the whole thing up very quickly, but nobody's suspecting her because she's so
00:57:03all over the place and her theories are so left that if she could keep that up,
00:57:07hiding in plain sight could be a great thing.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:09Who else?
00:57:11Kenny would be really good.
00:57:14He knows how to play the game.
00:57:15He knows what he's doing.
00:57:16He would love to be a traitor.
00:57:18Kenny would be a good traitor, but I kind of like having him as a faithful that really
00:57:21trusts me.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23I mean, obviously a new person I know would definitely have fun is Jo.
00:57:27I think he'd have the most fun as a traitor out of all of them.
00:57:30He's so suspicious and he's been so over the top with the Recruit Me staff.
00:57:34I just think it's danger.
00:57:36Mm-hmm.
00:57:43Here we go.
00:57:45Oh, James.
00:57:46I don't know if this is right or not, but here we are.
00:57:50There's no knowing.
00:57:51There's only doing.
00:57:53When you're traitoring.
00:57:55Let's hope this goes down well.
00:58:01Traitors.
00:58:02Hi.
00:58:02Hi.
00:58:03Have you made a decision?
00:58:05Gonna recruit.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:06I will make sure they get this invitation.
00:58:09If they accept, they'll meet you in the turret shortly as a traitor.
00:58:14If they don't accept, breakfast might be a little awkward.
00:58:23Oh.
00:58:25Black smoke and heavy eyes.
00:58:28False hope and alibis.
00:58:32A poison on the light.
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:58:45You're absolutely joking.
00:58:52Oh.
00:58:56Dear Kenny, we wish to recruit you as a traitor because you are the best at this game.
00:59:03If you accept, you must join us immediately.
00:59:06Sign the traitors.
00:59:12What the hell?
00:59:14Oh, my God.
00:59:17I can't believe this.
00:59:19Hold your breath.
00:59:22How can I go from being so gassed that I got a traitor out to performing so good that the
00:59:30traitors want me as part of their team?
00:59:34If Kenny says no, I'm gonna be gutted.
00:59:37He's been a great faithful.
00:59:39Why not get the best of both worlds?
00:59:42I do worry that the traitors could actually switch on me at any time.
00:59:46And I feel like I'm gonna absolutely crumble if I see that happen.
00:59:52He wants the full thing.
00:59:54This is Kenny we're talking about.
00:59:56Killer Ken?
00:59:56Yeah.
01:00:04Hold your breath.
01:00:08We're not turning back.
01:00:15Hello.
01:00:19I need to see this.
01:00:31I'm sorry but liar.
01:00:33Hello, Kenny.
01:00:34Hello.
01:00:37Welcome.
01:00:38Just breathe.
01:00:39Just breathe.
01:00:40Just breathe.
01:00:42You're going good?
01:00:43It's okay.
01:00:46Liar!
01:00:47My heart is beating so far.
01:00:49I'm sorry for lying.
01:00:50I'm sorry.
01:00:51Have you guys always been a traitor?
01:00:54Not me.
01:00:54I was recruited.
01:00:56Really?
01:00:56James is what we call a faithful traitor.
01:00:58I'm basically playing the game as a faithful.
01:01:00I haven't told a single lie yet.
01:01:02But I'm protecting Maya.
01:01:03Yeah.
01:01:04Guys, just don't do me dirty.
01:01:06Do you know what I mean?
01:01:07Let's just try playing clean game where all three of us get to the final, okay?
01:01:11Yeah, yeah.
01:01:11Kenny, you're trusted right now.
01:01:13I've not heard your name.
01:01:14Me and James are trusted right now.
01:01:15We are set.
01:01:16We've just got to be very careful with our next moves.
01:01:19Yeah.
01:01:23I'm feeling much more relaxed now that Kenny's on the case.
01:01:25You know when you get someone that comes in at work who you know will actually do all
01:01:29the jobs and you can just hold a broom and look like you're doing something?
01:01:38You ready, Kenny?
01:01:39I'm ready.
01:01:40Let's do this.
01:01:43I think being a faithful was fun.
01:01:45But being a traitor, it's going to be better.
01:01:49Oh, the faithfuls are doomed.
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01:02:10We're already running on a skeleton crew and they want to close a police station.
01:02:14I am only ever trying to do my job.
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