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00:00A goddess chose me to carry five divine babies.
00:03Before their shells even cracked, the whole city called them monsters.
00:09That night, the red-robed ones came.
00:12I never even saw my children before they dragged me away.
00:25Okay, I don't know you people. What do you want from me?
00:39Help! Up here! Somebody call the Tops! Anybody!
00:45Don't get back! Back!
00:57You have any idea what I paid for you?
00:59Paid, I'm a nurse, man. I've got a whole floor of patients.
01:01Three years, Vesper. If your goddess is a no-show tonight, you go in the ground before I do.
01:05Don't be afraid. You don't have to do anything. You're just the vessel.
01:09Vessel? Vessel for what? What is wrong with you people?
01:12Mortal flesh as vessel. Godness descend.
01:34She came. She actually came. My goddess, grant it to me.
01:50No! No! Let go of me! Somebody!
01:54Somebody!
01:59Oh, wait!
02:02Ow.
02:06Where... Where the hell am I?
02:12What do you want?
02:14Oh!
02:16Oh! No! Stay back!
02:19Relax.
02:20You'll carry something magnificent.
02:22Consider it a gift.
02:23No, I didn't agree to this. I don't want...
02:36What is this? What did you do to me?
02:41A gift you've earned. Do take good care of it. For me.
02:46Wait. What is that?
02:48Oh! No, no, no, no, no! Hey! Hey!
02:56Oh, God!
03:02Where the hell am I?
03:07Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
03:10I'm not about to give birth.
03:12Right? Oh, my God!
03:13Oh!
03:21You swear this was foolproof. He's gone. And so is my immortality.
03:26The seed is planted. It'll grow in him. Guaranteed.
03:32Find him. Whatever you want. It's in his belly now.
03:36Lock it down! Tell the press it's a gas leak. Tear this city apart. Find him!
04:09You're... You're all mine?
04:10Dad, who are you?
04:16Hey! Back off, my brothers and sisters!
04:19Got any snacks?
04:21Where are we? Why are we in eggs? Why are you crying, mister?
04:24I'm your... Mom? No. Wait. I'm a dude, so I'm your dad.
04:29A dad who lays eggs. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
04:33Whatever you are, you're mine. Nobody takes you from me.
04:37Dad.
04:51Open up. Draven Group. Routine inspection.
04:57That's it. I'm getting Dad back. Right now.
04:59You haven't even...
05:14Listen to Daddy. Whatever happens up here, don't make a sound.
05:18Please.
05:29What did the goddess say to you?
05:31What did she give you?
05:33I don't know what you're talking about.
05:35I'm a night shift nurse. You got the wrong guy.
05:37They're hurting Dad. I'm going up there.
05:40Dad said stay quiet. You want to get him killed?
05:42Dad.
05:45Be good. Wait for Daddy.
05:52That's it. I'm getting Dad back. Right now.
05:55You haven't even...
06:10Stay hidden. I'll bring Dad back.
06:15Stay hidden. I'll bring Dad back.
06:40Sir, cameras caught something. A giant kid.
06:43It's headed straight here.
06:46Buy out every network. Wipe every feed.
06:48Nobody records that thing.
06:50Public line. Earthquake drill.
06:52Stop it.
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07:29Papa, where are you?
07:31Force won't stop it, but even that much muscle has something it can't break.
07:34Bring the father up.
07:41Let my dad go.
07:43All that power, can it bend steel? Sure.
07:45Can it shake my tower? Absolutely.
07:47But can all that strength solve this without putting your dad in danger?
07:51Want him released? Transfer your Titan power into Dilett Pillar.
07:55Refuse.
07:55Kid, don't! And the platform stays locked.
07:58Don't! That's your Titan power!
08:00You give it away, you lose your giant form!
08:03Forget me! Get out of here!
08:26You gave your word! It's yours now! Let my kid go! Let us go!
08:30My word? Oh, sweetheart, you actually trusted a dying man's promise?
08:36Besides, she planted more than one in you, didn't she?
08:39Lock the father and the little one up together. We've got time.
08:47Dad, I'm sorry. I couldn't save you. And I lost my strength.
08:52Hey. Hey, look at me. It's not your fault. Daddy's the one who failed you.
08:59Shh. Don't cry.
09:01Shh. Don't cry.
09:04Shh. Don't cry.
09:05Shh. Don't cry.
09:12Big brother. Still isn't back.
09:15Nickel, wait. Don't crack it open.
09:16Yeah. Don't be impulsive.
09:18Figures. If you want something done right.
09:33Nickel, no. You cry. We all go under.
09:36Got any snacks?
09:38Shh.
09:39Shh.
09:54Excuse me. Have you guys seen my daddy?
09:58Another one. More power. Walking right up to the door. The siphon needs my ritual. I just raised the veil.
10:04I'm running on fumes. Give me an hour. Maybe two.
10:06Then stall her. Don't damage that power.
10:14Cannons can't move it. Cables pin its arms and legs.
10:30Hey, stop. Why are you being so...
10:39She keeps us up. The whole tower's toast. Make her stop.
10:42She's a kid, Silas. You coax a kid.
10:45Candy, toys, anything. Go pacify her.
10:57I still want my daddy.
11:01I still want my daddy.
11:16Toys! Get the toys up there, now!
11:30Daddy.
11:40Candy, no. Toys, no. Silas Dragan taken down by a diaper?
11:43My ritual's one breath from ready, but the cells flood, and you lose the anchor.
11:49Sir, kids cry themselves out. If she falls asleep, it stops.
11:54Asleep? Put her to a sleep. A lullaby. A lullaby!
12:04A lullaby!
12:17One frame of this leaks, and every last one of you is done.
12:22Easy now, little terror. Dry those eyes. Nobody's gotta drown tonight.
12:32Oh, thank God.
12:38No, no, no! Still singing! Daddy's still singing, see? I have a board meeting in six hours.
13:03Did I just sing a monster to sleep?
13:10Quiet. Everybody quiet. One little sniffle, and we're all underwater again.
13:15Two of you, lift the bear to the line. Slide the child in.
13:21Hey.
13:26Let go of my sister! She's just a baby! She's sleeping!
13:29Not her, too! You leave her alone!
13:31Daddy, gonna find...
13:33Starting again! Run! Higher ground! Higher grip!
13:37Hear that? That flood's got no water left in it. It's already mine.
13:54Look at that. That flood monster. Dry as a brick now. Two down. Two of four. Lock her in with
14:01the other one. Let them keep each other warm.
14:03I gotcha. I gotcha, sis. Big brother's right here. Two of you in there now, and Daddy still can't do
14:09a damn thing.
14:10Found you. I found Daddy after all.
14:16Something out there smells real good.
14:41Hey! Hey, Chunky! Quit eating the house. Big bro and sis got hauled off.
14:45The big tower. Where that yummy smell's coming from.
14:49Hold off where? Food? Save the fam. Eat the food. Best plan ever.
15:01Baby! Hungry!
15:29Are you guys seeing this? He keeps getting bigger!
15:37Baby's still hungry.
15:47Last time, I ran. This time, my turn. Let's see what my new little toys can do.
16:02You gotta be kidding me. It ate the whole armored car.
16:14I threw everything I've got at it, and it's still shopping for a snack?
16:20Baby! Baby can't wait that long!
16:27Whoa! Whoa! That's my building! Get your mouth off my...
16:31Easy, buddy. Easy. Don't let him get you out there.
16:35Quit worrying, sis. Hear that? That's Nunk. He's gonna eat his way right up here and bust us out.
16:41Yeah! You got this, big bro. Chomp, chomp!
16:50You can't stop an endless appetite with force, Silas. So quit fighting it. Feed it.
16:54Every bite it swallows, I'll siphon right back out.
16:58He's hungry? Fine. Let him eat till he can't take another bite.
17:03Every food truck, every kitchen, every last scrap of food in this city.
17:07Buy it! Load it! And haul it to my door! Now!
17:18Hey, hey, big guy! Quit eating the building. It tastes like rocks.
17:22Sit! Dinner's on its way. All you can eat!
17:46Mmm! Best day ever! Again! Do it again!
17:49You heard the piggy! Faster! Every last truck, dump it in! Don't you dare let him stop chewing!
18:00Baby feels funny! Eh! More food!
18:04Look at him, eating himself right down to nothing. And thanking us for it.
18:10Eat up, Nash! Come get us! Hold on. Why is he getting smaller?
18:16That's no dinner! It's a cipher! It's a cipher! Stop eating, son! They're draining you dry!
18:39Muscles, floods, now a gut of pure steel. That's three down.
18:44So how many more of these little gifts we got left to dig up, huh?
18:48I couldn't stop stuffing my face! They played me, and now look at me! Tiny! Useless!
18:53They got me with my own tears, big bro. That's their whole thing. They turn what you love against you.
18:57It's not on you.
18:58Look at you three. Just babies and you came for me. And here I am strapped to a chair, no
19:03help at all. Some dad, huh?
19:04Knock it off, dad. You're why we came. Powers or no powers, you're ours. That's what matters.
19:08Then hang on. All of you here? Pip's still out there. Help's on the way. He wants the fourth one
19:13when she arrives to see her whole family right here in this box.
19:17Three down. Done waiting. My turn to go crack some skulls. Been saving up a big one just for these
19:24clowns.
19:24Pip, what if I'm no good out there? Big bro's got muscles, sis makes floods, chunk eats anything. I don't
19:31even know what I do.
19:33Hey, everybody's got a thing, Squirt. Mine just happens to clear a room. Yours will show up when it counts.
19:38Trust me.
19:39Now sit tight and keep quiet, okay?
19:53Sorry, Squirt. See, that's the problem. My wind don't pick sides. Stay down, stay quiet. I'm gonna go pop the
20:00top off
20:00that tower and drag everybody home. My bad. Still working out the aim.
20:28Number four. What even is this one? A walking windstorm.
20:35You know what? I got three of these brats' little gifts running through me now.
20:39Let's take this new muscle out for a spin.
21:01Whoa. For a pipsqueak, you hit like a trunk.
21:13Catch me now, Shorty. Up here.
21:18Hmm. That all you got? Iron gut. Aim it right at me. I'll take it all in.
21:29He took it in? Oh, but the wind keeps smacking the building.
21:35Hold still, you slippery little balloon.
21:38Can't blow you, can't shake you. Ugh, we could do this all day.
21:58Get down here and fight me like a man, you overgrown balloon.
22:02Come up and get me, Shorty. Oh, right. You can't.
22:11Okay, okay, okay. Stop. Please, kid, just quit blowing. You're gonna bring this whole tower down on all of us.
22:19Let my daddy go. My big brother, my sister, all of them out here. Then I'll stop. Your call, Shorty.
22:29Attaboy, Pip. You got him right where you want him.
22:33Now, now, let's not get hasty, big fella. We can work something out here, huh?
22:37You're hogling with a toddler, Silas, because you've got nothing.
22:41Force won't hold him. He'll float off the second you blink.
22:47The wind, he can hold all day. But a sneeze? Nobody holds back a sneeze.
22:54Every last barrel of pepper we bought. Get it out here. Move!
23:26No, no, no. Can't sneeze again. Not with them right down there.
23:30Pinch it, Pip. Hold it. Don't you let another one go.
23:37Get up.
23:53Four out of Fortal. A god at last.
23:58Why do I still look like this? Where's my godhead?
24:01The set's not complete. She planted more than four in you, nurse, didn't she? Where is the the last one?
24:14Now, nobody's looking. Flower and a crate of eggs right there.
24:18Guess my one trick is being an egg.
24:24Where's number five? Tell me or I tear this whole city apart brick by brick.
24:29Four's all you get, you old ghoul. That one, you'll never find.
24:33A newborn can't have gone far. Search every gutter, every crate. Bring me the egg.
24:38Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! So many guards. I
24:58can't even get near the door.
25:00Front door's a no-go.
25:02Front door's a no-go. Wait! That truck's headed round the side. Follow it!
25:19Now, nobody's looking. Flower and a crate of eggs right there.
25:24Guess my one trick is being an egg.
25:29Boss says find a weird glowing egg. They all look like eggs to me.
25:36Just a jumbo one for the kitchen. Send it up.
25:45Still an egg? Still invisible?
25:46Is that a good idea?
25:47The best thing is happening in the kitchen.
25:48The big thing is the big thing is doing.