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00:02Just a jumbo one for the kitchen.
00:04Send it up.
00:13Don't move.
00:14Don't even breathe.
00:16I'm just an egg.
00:17A big, boring egg.
00:23Boiling water?
00:24A cleaver?
00:25Oh no, this is the kitchen!
00:31Not me, not me, not me!
00:37Please, please, please don't crack me open!
00:40Chef, table six is blowing up!
00:53Daddy, Titus, Nippy, Gnash, Pip, I found you!
01:20Pip, Daddy, it's me, it's Baby!
01:25Baby, that voice, no way, Baby, you rolled all the way here as an egg?
01:32Oh, kiddo, my littlest one, you actually came for us.
01:37Listen to me, Baby, you gotta hide.
01:39That old creep's got four of us, he just needs you to turn into a god.
01:43But I can't just leave you all in there, there's gotta be something I can do.
01:46Baby, listen to Daddy.
01:47Baby, the bravest thing you can do right now, stay hidden, stay alive.
01:51That's how you save us.
01:54Hey, ship, dadgit!
01:55Hide, now!
02:01Still playing dumb?
02:02Fine.
02:03Sooner or later, we dig that last little egg out of this city.
02:06And the second we do, I take what's mine.
02:12I can roll anywhere, but I can't grab a thing.
02:22Come on, come on, open up already!
02:38I can roll anywhere, but I can't grab a thing.
02:44Can't hit a button, can't even budge one dumb little latch.
02:48I'm just an egg.
02:50Hey, hey, look at me.
02:52You made it clear across the city and you found us.
02:56That ain't just an egg, kiddo.
02:57That's the guttiest little kid I got.
03:00We know you're right there, baby.
03:02You're not on your own anymore.
03:16One swipe and it's open.
03:18It's that card.
03:19That little card can get you out.
03:21Hmm.
03:21Was that egg there before?
03:29The reader's way up there, baby.
03:31No way you reach that.
03:42Hey!
03:43Boss wants everyone up front.
03:45Move!
03:50Okay, still an egg, still in one piece.
03:57It's clipped right on his belt.
03:59Can't grab it, can't lift it.
04:00No, listen to me.
04:01I'm checking it now.
04:02Keep your eyes on that corridor.
04:07Oh, what the hell?
04:11Oh, what the hell?
04:25The reader's way up there, baby.
04:27No way you reach that.
04:28I got the card.
04:29I, and I still can't use it because I'm just an egg.
04:49It's twice he almost had me.
04:52Twice.
04:53And now the card's gone, too.
04:57I really, really can't open that door.
05:00I crossed a whole city.
05:02I found you, and I still can't get you out.
05:08What good is an egg that can't do a single thing?
05:12Baby, listen to me.
05:14So you can't force that door, fine.
05:16But look, you can roll anywhere in this whole place.
05:18Anywhere they'd never let us near.
05:20That's it.
05:21Be our eyes, baby.
05:22Go poke around.
05:23Find out what that old source is really up to.
05:24That's how a little egg wins this.
05:26Be our eyes.
05:27Yeah, okay.
05:28Sneaking around, that's the one thing I'm actually good at.
05:31The second we dig up that last egg, you finish the ritual, and I finally get what's mine.
05:37Of course, Silas.
05:39The ritual will be finished.
05:44But that godhood at the end of it, it was never going to be yours.
05:51Easy, easy.
05:53Only move when his back's turned.
06:13Four powers stuffed in that fool's gut, and he's still just a wrinkled old man.
06:19Know why the ritual won't light?
06:25Because four's just a pile of borrowed tricks rattling around loose.
06:30The fifth, that's the keystone.
06:33Drop it in, and the whole mess locks up tight into a god.
06:36And when it locks, the god who stands up won't be Silas.
06:39It'll be me.
06:42The runt?
06:43The one who can't even bump a door open?
06:47Odd.
06:48Something moved.
06:51Something I've hunted a long, long time.
06:55Anything?
06:56Nothing.
06:57Just nerves.
06:58That egg's out there in the city, not stupid enough to crawl into my own tower.
07:02Still, double the men on the streets.
07:06Made it, made it, gotta tell him quick.
07:10Don't move, don't roll.
07:12Be a boring little egg.
07:14Please, flutter, reach out.
07:17Right, repeat, you're here.
07:18Go next time.
07:20I can't wait.
07:21Fuck.
07:21I can't wait.
07:22Fix your sand, harvest up for gracious.
07:31Before that old nose comes sniffing back.
07:34Listen, big one.
07:36I'm the keystone.
07:37Those four powers, useless without me.
07:40That's why he can't turn into a god.
07:45And there's more.
07:47The sorcerer?
07:48He's gonna betray Dragon and keep the godhead all for himself.
07:59Those two are gonna turn on each other.
08:01Then that's our way out.
08:03Get Draven to see his sorcerer is playing him.
08:06Then we sit back and watch the two of them tear each other apart.
08:10Hold on.
08:11How, kiddo?
08:12You can't show your face?
08:13Can't hand him a note?
08:15How's one little egg gonna get a word to Draven?
08:17There's one way left.
08:19He can't read a note, but he can hear.
08:21If I roll right up and just say it out loud to his face.
08:25Baby, no.
08:25That blows your cover.
08:26He'll grab you.
08:27I know, but it's the only shot left.
08:30Here goes nothing.
08:32Hey, down here.
08:34At your feet.
08:37Guards everywhere.
08:39One shot at this.
08:43If he grabs me first, it's all over.
08:50Come on, baby.
08:52You didn't roll across a whole city just to chicken out.
08:58Say it and run.
09:00Hey, down here.
09:01At your feet.
09:04Your sorcerer is playing you.
09:08He's gonna betray you and take the whole thing for.
09:17An egg?
09:18A talking.
09:19Hold on.
09:20Did you just say Vemper's gonna.
09:24Just a rotten egg rolling loose, Silas.
09:27Kitchen must have dropped it.
09:31That egg was talking.
09:33It said your name.
09:36Nerves, old friend.
09:38All this waiting's getting to you.
09:42Go watch the streets.
09:44I'll deal with it.
09:45No, I almost had him.
09:47One more word.
09:48Just one.
09:49Quiet little thing.
09:51Fine, fine.
09:52If I'm coming out, then I'm coming out swinging.
09:57Let me go.
10:09Somebody.
10:10Anybody.
10:12Scream all you want, little one.
10:14Out here in the open, there's no one left who'd come.
10:16Come on.
10:17Come on.
10:19There's gotta be a gap.
10:21Come on.
10:33Daddy, big bro, I'm right here in the middle of the plaza.
10:37They can't hear you, little one.
10:39Look this way, please.
10:40Somebody look.
10:47It's cracking.
10:48I'm cracking open.
10:49No, not like this.
10:50There it is.
10:51The keystone.
10:53Four borrowed tricks, and you're the piece that binds them into a god.
10:57One last drop, and it all belongs to me.
11:00Vespert!
11:00What the hell do you think you're doing back here?
11:02That's the fifth egg.
11:03You found it, and you've been draining it back here all for yourself.
11:06Fine, fine.
11:07If I'm coming out, then I'm coming out swinging.
11:26Wait, the egg's a baby?
11:35That's right.
11:36You two creeps want my power so bad?
11:38Fine.
11:39Here comes the biggest one you've ever seen.
11:43Come on.
11:44Come on.
11:45Come on!
11:50Everybody's gotta sing, and here comes mine!
11:59That's it?
12:00The final piece of a god, and you fart?
12:05That's my power?
12:07Just that?
12:16Wait!
12:18Whatever that was, the power inside you is still divine.
12:22And now, it's mine.
12:25Vesper!
12:29I wanted to save my family!
12:32Give it up, little one.
12:34Whatever's buried in you, I'm dragging it out.
12:46I'm not useless.
12:50I rolled the whole way here.
12:53I wanted to save my family!
12:57What's happening?
13:01Everything's coming at me!
13:14That's it.
13:15That's the gift.
13:16She doesn't attack.
13:17She gathers.
13:18She can pull every last power into one place.
13:21She's the keystone, the real thing.
13:35Easy now, keystone.
13:36You don't get to fall apart.
13:38Not yet.
13:40Not until you've gathered them all for me.
13:45Okay.
14:08There it is.
14:10Your gift, little one.
14:11Not muscle, not floods.
14:12Besides, you're the one soul alive who can pull scattered power together and pour it all into a single body.
14:18That's why you're the keystone.
14:19And now, you're going to gather it for me.
14:32You got the last piece.
14:34Good.
14:35Now do it.
14:35Make me the god like we shook on.
14:37Oh, Silas.
14:40The god at the end of all this was never, ever going to be you.
14:53The god at the end of all this was never, ever going to be you.
15:15My powers.
15:17My powers.
15:18You're pulling it all out of me.
15:40At last, four gifts, one keystone, one vessel.
15:46Kneel, little world.
15:48Your god has come.
16:09This city, this world, all of it.
16:16All of it, mine now.
16:19Anyone still on their feet, kneel.
16:24A dying wish, little keystone.
16:27Go on.
16:28Amuse your brand new god.
16:32I just want my daddy.
16:35There.
16:36Go have your pathetic little reunion in the rubble and die there, forgotten.
16:54Look at that thing, kids.
16:55All that stolen power and it's still just a hollow shell.
16:58Because there's one thing that ghoul could never rip out of us.
17:00Each other.
17:01He took our powers, but he never touched the last spark between us.
17:04And baby, your gift was never a fart.
17:07You gather.
17:08You can pull what's left in all of us into one.
17:11Then here's the plan, baby.
17:13Take everything we've got left, every last spark, and pour it all into me.
17:34Okay, everybody, give me every last spark you've got.
17:38Hold on to each other and hold on to daddy.
17:40Here I go.
17:56Don't you quit on us, baby.
17:58Take my last spark.
18:00All of it.
18:00Mine too.
18:02Every last bit.
18:03Pull it in.
18:08I feel it.
18:10I feel all of you.
18:12Every single one of you right here.
18:23Everybody's got a thing, daddy.
18:26Turns out mine was you.
18:28Impossible.
18:30A real god?
18:31Kindled from a nobody?
19:15That's far enough.
19:17Nobody lays another finger on my kids.
19:26You did it, my brave, brave kids.
19:28Now stay down.
19:30Daddy's got it from here.
19:32Daddy's got it from here.
19:32Daddy's got it from here.
19:44Daddy's got it from here.
19:55Daddy's got it from here.
20:00Daddy's got it from here.
20:01Daddy's got it from here.
20:15We're all right behind you
20:22Is that you're everything good then it's my turn
20:30My strength it's back way to go dad my powers no stop it stop knocking them loose their mind
20:47I
21:23You came after my kids that was the last mistake you'll ever make
22:00If I can't be a god then no one walks away with this power
22:06I'll pull the whole city into the core all of it
22:35That thing goes off it takes the whole city with it not while I'm standing here
22:45Oh
22:59Impossible a nobody a father undoing a god
23:19My my look at the strong little gods we made together now come to mummy
23:46All this power and the only thing I ever wanted is right here looking up at me
23:54I don't need to be a god being your dad
23:57That's more than enough
24:04Everybody's got a thing daddy mine was bringing us all back home
24:09And you did kiddo you brought every last one of us home
24:14My my look at the strong little gods we made together now come to mummy
24:38So
24:39I'm
24:39My
24:39I
24:48I
24:50I
24:51I
24:51I
25:02You

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