00:11Pauline? What are you doing here? I'm pregnant. It's yours. And you need to come back home.
00:19What? You heard me. Pauline, what are you talking? Just calm down. I'll calm down
00:25when you tell me you're coming home with me. I need you to lower your voice, please. I need you
00:30to
00:30actually look at me. I'm looking at you, okay? It's not mine. It is. We broke up five
00:35months ago. The timeline doesn't work. The timeline works. Pauline, I've been seeing
00:39someone, okay? Her name is Miriam. She is my girlfriend and she's walking to this
00:45restaurant in about 15 minutes, okay, for our lunch date. I know. Why do you think I
00:51picked today? This place? This time? Pauline, tell me you didn't. You're not... I want to see her. I want
00:59her to
00:59understand what she's standing in front of. You can't do this. You left. You didn't
01:06explain. You just left. I gave you a reason. I gave you many reasons. I was very clear.
01:13You were clear that it was over. You were not clear as to why. I told you why. You said
01:19you needed space. I did need space. For five months. That's what ending a
01:23relationship is. A person decides. We were together for two years, John. You don't walk
01:30away for two years. Yes, people do. Not from this. Not from what we had. Pauline, I did it. I
01:40walked away.
01:41Hi, you guys. Can I get you started with anything today? Mind your own business. Oh, okay. I will
01:49come back later. Sorry. What is that? It's... I'm asking her. John and I worked
02:02together for two years. I'm carrying his child. The kindest thing you can do for
02:09yourself and for everyone is to step aside and let him do the right thing. Okay, Mary?
02:12Okay, that is... We broke up before I ever even... Oh, he says that. Because it's the
02:19truth. How far along? Four months. Four months ago, we hadn't spoken for weeks. We met. Briefly. You
02:27remember. To get things from the apartment. Did you tell me about that? I didn't think it was worth
02:33mentioning because it was just like a tooth. Okay. Ask him about December. December was... What was
02:41December? I... I ran into her by accident. He texted me first. One text to get a jacket. He stayed
02:50an
02:51hour. For 20 minutes, I was there. That's it. You look further along than four months. Thank you. Babies carry
03:01differently. They do. Every pregnancy is different. Did she see a doctor here or
03:08somewhere else? I... I don't... I see my own doctor. That's my private medical information.
03:13Thank you. Show me a scan. I don't carry a scan on me. Have you touched it? What? Just what?
03:21Just what? Yeah. Congratulated her? Put your hand on it? Anything like that? No, no. I... I have this... Okay,
03:29this is all just... Can I? That is completely inappropriate. I just need two seconds. I am not
03:36going to let you do that. Do not shush me. I need you guys to bring it down. There are
03:41other guests
03:42here. Okay, I need to go to the restroom. Pregnant women go frequently. You'll find that out one day
03:48if you're lucky. There's something wrong with the belly. What do you mean? Did you not see that? It shifted
03:58when she stood up. I didn't catch that. Why won't you stay? What are you doing?
04:12No, it's not what it looks like. I feel like it's exactly what it looks like. Okay. I love him.
04:20I panicked.
04:21I made a terrible decision and I know that. But I cannot lose him and I didn't know what else
04:27to do.
04:27So you like did a whole charade and put on a costume? It was supposed to give me time. I
04:33just
04:33needed him to stop and actually look at me instead of being polite and leaving. Okay,
04:38there are two people at that table who believe something that isn't true. Just tonight. Please.
04:45I'll tell him myself when things are calmer. It doesn't come down from here. No, if you go out
04:50there and say something, that's it. You will never speak to me again. Yeah, I know. And you're
04:57gonna do it anyway? Yeah, I have to. Please. Okay, I understand what you're asking and I'm telling
05:03you. I can't do that. You don't know him. You don't know what we had. Okay, I do know
05:10what I saw at the table. You saw one moment. One bad moment. I saw you tell that woman to
05:17leave her
05:18relationship. I just need him to see me. That's all I wanted. For him to actually stop and look at
05:27me
05:27and see me again. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no. The pregnancy is not real. No, she's confused. She
05:37doesn't know what she's talking about. Is she following me into the corridor right now? She's
05:40making this up? If you're telling the truth, this takes two seconds. Yeah. Two seconds. I told you.
05:54You need to talk to someone. Don't say that to me. What you did today, the planning, the costume,
06:03sitting here today in front of strangers. That's not something a person does when they're okay.
06:09I hope you find someone to talk to. This is a private moment and you, all of you, are victimizing
06:17me. You're all going to regret this. Well, lunch is on the house tonight, okay? Thank you. Of course.
06:36Well, she's definitely getting banned and maybe us too. Probably. Is that a problem? I mean,
06:44I think by tomorrow someone somewhere will have done something a lot worse. That is not comforting.
06:50Well, that's the only kind I have right now. You owe me a better lunch. I know. A long one,
06:56mister. I know. Come on, Scott here. If you're telling the truth, this takes two seconds. Yeah. Two seconds.
07:09I told you. I wasn't. I just wanted. You were supposed to. I'm sorry.
07:23No, that's it. That's for the blueberry. She, she, baby. She was her. It was her. There's an instant. The
07:29pregnancy isn't real.
07:33Let's do it one more time. You see? No, we do not see your pregnancy at all, but we do
07:37just see your
07:38shoulder. So you should be really right behind with her. Okay. I was like, so they both. I was waiting.
07:42Wait, so after the pregnancy, is it real? Polly should be coming right behind. Oh, okay.
07:48That's what I was like. I was like, I was like, she craw. Okay. There we go. And you're just
07:55talking and action.
