00:00Did you mix up the urine samples?
00:02No, I'm not stupid.
00:03I just saw you try to sell a stapler to an imaginary audience.
00:06I did everything you asked today.
00:08For efficiency, I just tested everyone for everything.
00:10Isn't the real question why are three men pregnant?
00:12A positive pregnancy test for a man could mean testicular cancer.
00:16Why is there so little in their files?
00:18They're all from-aways.
00:23They all work at the Uni Processing Plant.
00:27We gotta find another bar around here.
00:29Yeah, this place don't got the vibes I'm looking for.
00:31Hi, I heard you might be here.
00:33Do we need a physical to get a beer in this town?
00:35No, no, you don't, but I did bring these.
00:39Now, would you like directions to the men's room?
00:41Sorry, I just peed.
00:42Fresh out.
00:43Plus, we want to get out of here with one of the karaoke spots.
00:46There's no karaoke tonight.
00:48Um...
00:49Sir? Sir?
00:50Let me check it out. Just...
00:53Look, I have been trying not to alarm you,
00:57but if I could just talk to you individually.
01:00Yeah, whatever you need to say, you can just say it in front of-
01:01Or family.
01:03Fine.
01:04It's possible, based on your original urine tests,
01:08you all have testicular cancer.
01:11I don't know how or why there are three cases happening all at the same time yet,
01:16but I don't think it's asking too much for you to pee in a damn cup.
01:23Nah, I'm good.
01:24Yeah.
01:27But later?
01:27I just told you you might have cancer.
01:30You know what? Fine.
01:31If you're not going to give me the urine samples, then you know what I have to do?
01:33I'm going to have to examine your balls.
01:35One at a time, right now, in the bathroom.
01:37It is a weird town, and you're a weird dude.
01:42So whose pee was it?
01:43Oh, it was mine.
01:44My pee.
01:44No, it was definitely mine.
01:45I pee.
01:46I think your samples all came from one person.
01:50And it's not any of you, because I was able to determine without your help
01:53that you are all cancer-free.
01:55But you were never worried, were you?
01:56Because it was never your urine.
01:58Hey, we want to stay out of this, man.
02:00I knew.
02:01Just sip it.
02:03Whose pee did you use for the urine test?
02:05It was mine.
02:06Okay.
02:08I gave them my pee to use for their physicals.
02:11You caught me.
02:12Are you happy?
