00:00Today was supposed to be my wedding day.
00:01Did you hear?
00:02Hard not to.
00:03I didn't really want to see anyone,
00:05but I just really needed some turkey jerky, so.
00:09Well, we all have our trenches, I guess.
00:11What happened was I came back from New York
00:13after a, well, bad breakup,
00:15and Mark, he had been my high school sweetheart.
00:18We just started up again.
00:19We'd been together for eight years now.
00:21Yeah, we really don't know each other, so.
00:23I know you couldn't care less about me.
00:24It's fantastic.
00:25Anyway, you know, I always knew that it wasn't right,
00:29but Mark, he was my best friend,
00:31and I'm sorry that I waited till the last minute to end it,
00:33and I feel terrible about that,
00:35and everyone here has an opinion.
00:36Yes, I can see it's one of the pitfalls of small-town life.
00:39Yeah, but that's the thing.
00:40I love it here.
00:41I love knowing my neighbors.
00:43I lived in New York,
00:44everyone living in their little boxes
00:46with their little salads.
00:47That's nowhere to live.
00:48We both woke up at dawn to buy groceries,
00:50not a ringing endorsement.
00:54This is true.
00:55I mean, aren't you supposed to marry the love of your life?
00:59The person that, when you kiss them,
01:02you get weak in your knees?
01:04Or is that unrealistic?
01:10Actually, I have no idea.
01:15Have you never been in love?
01:16Enjoy your jerky.
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