00:00Doc Martin.
00:00Doc Martin?
00:01Doc Martin.
00:01Doc Martin?
00:02You must be Doc Martin.
00:03Dr. Best, actually.
00:04Hi, everyone.
00:05You want a prescription for a good time?
00:07Take a look at the worst of best.
00:13I'm Susan.
00:14Good for you.
00:15Gynecomastia.
00:16Nice way of saying it, I'm growing boobs.
00:18I can prescribe you a training bro.
00:19I have never.
00:21What is this?
00:21It's a prescription for a divorce.
00:23We're gonna have an all-night blowout with what?
00:25Nope.
00:26You got plans already?
00:27Not at all.
00:28What has gotten you in such a tizzy?
00:30That is it!
00:31This town is a nightmare.
00:32Excuse me, what is the matter with you?
00:33I don't like people.
00:35I just need a prescription for hydrocortisone cream.
00:37You're awfully young to have graduated medical school.
00:40Are you nuts?
00:41Prepare to be enemy number one.
00:43Wow, we're gonna roll.
00:44Yeah, if it's all right with the Greek chorus, I'd like to talk to the patient.
00:47What do you call this?
00:48It just means shut up.
00:49Okay.
00:50Since moving out, I felt super alone.
00:52I would love to feel alone.
00:54Have you found another place to stay?
00:55Buy some donuts, because, you know, we're buds.
00:58Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
00:59My grandfather is the original electrical engineer in the family, and he started quizzing me on how it worked when
01:04I was still in grammar school.
01:05That sounds irritating.
01:06You don't like me.
01:07I don't like you.
01:08What in the world does liking someone have to do with anything?
01:10I took an oath to help people, not to go to their birthday parties.
01:12Screw you.
01:14Better latte than never.
01:17The bar for humor in this town is very low.
01:20When everybody calls you horribly rude, and you are, you know, you're horribly rude.
01:25We say you're uniquely honest.
01:27You'll never guess where I met my wife.
01:30You're right.
01:31I never will.
01:32You love it.
01:33Our little will they, won't they repartee.
01:35I definitely don't, and we definitely won't.
01:37I will show myself into your examination room.
01:40Doctor, I've unpinned my brassiere.
01:43Please don't.
01:44I'm going to need you to put your three brain cells together and tell me if you've shared any food
01:47recently.
01:48It's barely expired.
01:49You really are a dum-dum.
01:51In my expert opinion.
01:52Oh, expert?
01:53Really?
01:53Is there a petting zoo college somewhere?
01:55It's like living in a town of five-year-olds.
01:58Really.
01:59Hey!
02:00You're the A-word, the B-word, the S-word, and the F-word with the A-word.
02:04He thinks that he can ignore one of our most beloved traditions.
02:07Beloved traditions, please.
02:09The baked beans supper is canceled.
02:13Uh-huh.
02:14No.
