00:02Hello, you little puppet!
00:06Elaine, if you like him so much, take him home. Otherwise, get him out of here.
00:10Well, there you go again, you little wriggle mutt.
00:16How long has he been doing this?
00:17What, the back scratching?
00:19Mm-hmm.
00:20I don't know, like, the week?
00:25What are you doing?
00:29Don't you think you should buy him dinner first?
00:39He's got rashes all over. That's why he's been so itchy.
00:43He presents similarly to the ones I've been seeing.
00:45You mean he caught the disease, too?
00:47Not possible. No, he might be the cause of it.
00:54What are you gonna do to him?
01:01Hey, Doc?
01:03Well, what do we have here?
01:05Possibly a highly contagious dog.
01:09I've contacted animal control.
01:10They advised me to bring him here until they can pick him up.
01:13Please stay as far away from him as you can and don't touch him.
01:16What?
01:16What am I supposed to do with a highly cont...
01:18I need you to sign this form to confirm that he is no longer my problem.
01:24What do you want?
01:25To schedule another wedding you can walk out on?
01:28Look, I...
01:28I thought we could have a talk.
01:30Just please sign so I can leave.
01:32I would like you to leave.
01:33I'm trying to.
01:34No.
01:34Her.
01:36Mark.
01:37Mark, look.
01:38I'm sorry that I hurt you, but this whole playboy thing...
01:41Look, it's not nice.
01:42It's not you.
01:43Well, I'm not nice anymore.
01:44You get it?
01:44You cured me of that.
01:45And if you can't handle your jealousy, then that's not my problem.
01:48Why can't anyone in this town have a private conversation in private?
01:51Fine!
01:52Just...
01:53Fine.
01:58The lab results.
02:01Confirmed.
02:02Zoonotic.
02:02Zoonotic.
02:04Not a clue, Doc.
02:05The disease is spread animal to human, or in this case, dog to human.
02:09Wait, but if humans aren't spreading the rash, then what about the baked bean supper?
02:12Let the angels sing and the trumpets blow.
02:15You can have your baked bean supper after all.
02:20Well...
02:21I mean, that's good news.
02:23Actually, come to think of it, I'd prefer if you didn't go.
02:27What?
02:28That's unheard of.
02:30There's always a first time.
02:32Mark.
02:33I rubbed your feet every single night for eight years, and now you just expect me to eat beans with
02:39you.
02:39Mark.
02:40Mark.
02:40Mark.
02:41You're my best friend.
02:42Are you saying that we're never going to be able to be friends?
02:45Never.
02:50Mark.
02:51Come on.
03:01Son of a...
