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Jerry and George are finally ready to start writing their television pilot. But before they can put a single word on paper, George discovers something deeply troubling about Jerry's choice of pens.

In this classic Seinfeld scene, George insists that a proper writing session requires the right stationery, while Jerry delivers a lecture about the importance of the mind over the tools. Unfortunately, Jerry's dedication to the creative process doesn't last long when George reminds him about a phone call to Elaine.

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00:00Bix? What'd you get, Bix?
00:01What, you got a problem with the pen now?
00:03Well, they're like a rolling writer. They're very smooth.
00:05All right, let's just get to work.
00:08NBC pilot, Seinfeld Project, Act One, Cine.
00:14So you're gonna sit there?
00:17Let me explain to you one of the key elements involved in the writing process.
00:21Because it may seem outwardly that the pen and the paper and the chair play a large role.
00:26But they're all somewhat incidental to the actual using of the brain.
00:31Okay, so just park yourself.
00:35All right, Act One, Cine.
00:37Drink?
00:38No, no.
00:41All right, here we go.
00:43Act One, Cine.
00:51Weren't you supposed to call Elaine?
00:53Yes.
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