George Is Up and Elaine Is Down on Seinfeld

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Elaine arrives with some bad news—she's being kicked out of her apartment over a growing list of grievances that includes everything from a jewel thief to Canadian quarters in the washing machine. When George suggests moving in with his parents, Elaine quickly reminds him that he's supposed to be doing the opposite of his natural instincts.  Jerry has his own theory about their changing fortunes. With Elaine suddenly down and George unexpectedly up, he explains why their problems ultimately work out perfectly for the one person standing safely in the middle—himself.  Seinfeld is streaming now on Netflix.

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00:00You want to know how things are going?

00:01I'll tell you how things are going.

00:02I am getting kicked out of my apartment!

00:05Why? Why are they doing that?

00:06I don't know. They have a list of grievances.

00:09The jewel thief?

00:10Yeah, the jewel thief.

00:11What else?

00:12I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine.

00:17I gotta be out by the end of the month.

00:20Well, you could move in with my parents.

00:27Was that the opposite of what you were going to say?

00:31Or was that just your natural instinct?

00:36Instinct.

00:39Stick with the opposite.

00:45Elaine, don't get too down. Everything will even out.

00:48See, I have two friends.

00:50You were up, he was down.

00:52Now he's up, you're down.

00:54You see how it all evens out for me?

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