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00:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:34Hello! Welcome! Welcome to Taskmaster,
00:37the only show that Sir David Attenborough described as being better than nature.
00:42He did not.
00:44Our five endangered species will continue to roam the puzzling plains.
00:48Which of the tasks will prove to be the hungry leopard that drags them down?
00:52Only time will tell.
00:54And let me tell you, this rhino, he's ready to charge!
00:57Please welcome Chloe Pertz, Izzy Sutte, Matt Lucas,
01:06Nina Ponte and Richard Ayoade!
01:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14And next to me, a man who told me that his favourite animal is a goose because,
01:18and I quote, I like the way they honk and I like the way they bonk.
01:24It's...
01:26Little Alex Horne!
01:28What's not to like? Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I do like you do.
01:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:49I'm down with the kids, Greg. For example, I think that today you look sh-wing.
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Sickest bit of lit kit wins five points,
01:57and five sick bits of lit kit will go home with the winner,
02:00which is pretty non-heinous. Over to you, my homie.
02:04LAUGHTER
02:07Chloe, what's your sick bit of lit kit?
02:09So, all of the young, cool, trendy kids are wearing football shirts at the moment.
02:14How do you know?
02:15By going on the website tiktok.com.
02:18LAUGHTER
02:18Have you ever heard of it? Yeah, man!
02:23What's the littest kit around?
02:26It's, of course, Alex's team, Chesham United.
02:29The Generals. Let's have a look at the kit, shall we?
02:31Mmm. Here's Chloe's sick bit of lit kit.
02:33OK. So far, I hate it.
02:35LAUGHTER
02:36Turn it round.
02:37Whoa!
02:39You love QR codes. I do.
02:41Have you got your phone on you? Will you give it a scan?
02:42Oh, I have, actually.
02:43Do you need me to help you open it, Greg?
02:45No, grandad's fine, thank you.
02:48LAUGHTER
02:52Ooh!
02:53LAUGHTER
02:56You're a winner. Enjoy an evening of beer and burgers on us.
03:00Good.
03:01APPLAUSE
03:01Yeah.
03:02All right. Not bad. Not bad at all.
03:05I suspect two to three points. Let's see.
03:09Nina, hello.
03:10I've got this incredible Scottish cow.
03:16I was not expecting that sentence.
03:19A very lovely costume cow, which I haven't used yet,
03:23and I love it, but I haven't found its project yet.
03:26OK, well, here is Nina's sick bit of lit kit.
03:31LAUGHTER
03:32I am the slickest bit of lit kit.
03:35Let's take it out on the town!
03:40LAUGHTER
03:41It's a sick bit of lit kit.
03:45APPLAUSE
03:48I don't know. If I went out into the street and spoke to the kids
03:52and said, what are you into, would they say massive talking cows, Nina?
03:56I think they would.
03:58All right, then. It's interesting.
03:59It's weird.
04:00Izzy, what did you bring in?
04:01I have brought in Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre.
04:06LAUGHTER
04:08There it is.
04:10This is about some bloke who feels sick all the time.
04:14It's about existentialism.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Existentialism.
04:17And I think that this is a literal interpretation.
04:20So lit kit is literature kit.
04:22It's a sick bit.
04:22He feels sick of lit kit. It's literature.
04:25How am I doing now?
04:28LAUGHTER
04:28You're drawing with someone.
04:31LAUGHTER
04:33OK, Matt.
04:34So I found a literacy kit.
04:37And I left it out in the rain and it caught a cold.
04:40It got sick.
04:41I don't know if we can see a photo.
04:43This is Matt's sick bit of lit kit.
04:45LAUGHTER
04:46Here we go.
04:52It's a poorly bit of literature.
04:53That is a sick bit of literacy kit.
04:57LAUGHTER
04:57Oh, God.
04:58I've never been in a situation where I can't...
05:00I can't work out whose is the worst.
05:03LAUGHTER
05:04It is fascinating.
05:06But you, my friend, are going to save this.
05:09No.
05:10LAUGHTER
05:11Here's the kit.
05:13OK, let's go.
05:13A looper pedal.
05:15What do children like?
05:16Ed Sheeran.
05:18LAUGHTER
05:18I think they do like Ed Sheeran, don't they?
05:21He invented the looper pedal.
05:23He did.
05:23He brings people together.
05:24Here it is.
05:25And then I lit it on fire.
05:29LAUGHTER
05:29And then I was sick next to it.
05:33LAUGHTER
05:36It's a sick bit of lit kit.
05:38It's got everything, hasn't it?
05:39It's something the kids would be into,
05:41and it's got some punnery in it.
05:42It's a lovely bit of work, surely.
05:44So are you looking for the least sick bit of lit kit?
05:46Hmm.
05:47For one point?
05:48One point for the cow.
05:49I don't think the kids would be into Matt's snotty literature joke.
05:52All I was asked to bring in was a sick bit of lit kit.
05:55That's exactly what I did, young man.
05:56You did a joke.
05:57LAUGHTER
05:59You did a joke, I'm giving you two points for it.
06:01Izzy, I think probably there's some pretentious young people
06:04who are into that novel.
06:05Yes!
06:05I'll give it three points.
06:07I'm going to give Chloe, because I think the kids love all that,
06:09don't they scan in stuff to win three things?
06:12LAUGHTER
06:12I'm giving that four points.
06:13But look, he's nailed it.
06:15The man's nailed it.
06:15That's right.
06:16It's a sick bit of kit.
06:17OK, five points to Richard Ayoade.
06:20APPLAUSE
06:25All right.
06:27It's task time.
06:28OK, it certainly is.
06:31Whoopsie!
06:49Hello.
06:50Hello, Nina.
06:51Down to business?
06:53Let's do it.
06:53Let's do it, babe.
06:55Right.
06:56OK.
06:56Here we go.
06:59I...
07:01What's wrong?
07:01C'est un peu comme Nutella.
07:04Oh, a whoopsie.
07:06C'est so good.
07:09OK.
07:10Do a whoopsie.
07:12Do a whoopsie.
07:14C'est un dreadful word.
07:17A whoopsie.
07:19Do a whoopsie.
07:20Biggest whoopsie wins.
07:22Vous avez 20 minutes,
07:24votre temps commence maintenant.
07:25Whoopsie.
07:27Oh, j'ai juste fait ça.
07:28Vous pensez que vous avez gagné avec ça?
07:30A whoopsie?
07:32What is a whoopsie?
07:33Oh, it's got to be a large whoopsie.
07:35Oh, yeah.
07:36Oh, I see, yeah.
07:40WHOOPSIE!
07:41Like that.
07:43I mean, if that went down,
07:45that'd be a nightmare, wouldn't it?
07:47Do you have two of these?
07:49No, we don't have a spare temple.
07:52No.
07:55That was quite bad, actually.
07:56I'm going to have a look to see what...
07:58I'm taking all these for the whoopsie.
08:00Come on.
08:01OK.
08:01The most expensive-looking one.
08:03That one.
08:04You've got to say it like that, I think.
08:06Whoopsie!
08:09Has my 20 minutes started?
08:11Yeah.
08:11OK.
08:11That one, I think I've got to say it is my 20 minute...
08:16LAUGHTER
08:16LAUGHTER
08:18APPLAUSE
08:23Richard, this is what I've looked at today.
08:26I sometimes wish you would express the rage that clearly burns bright within you.
08:30LAUGHTER
08:31I was so hoping you would smash that temple up.
08:35I didn't want to cause damage to a valuable set
08:39that had been made with evident love and care.
08:42Yeah, and all I'm saying is, let go.
08:45OK.
08:46Put my hands!
08:49See? Chloe?
08:51Yes?
08:52Is your instinct, when faced with something that looks a bit like Nutella,
08:56is your instinct to lick it a risky strategy?
08:59So I thought, I'd better lick it before I find out what the task is in,
09:03because then it might seem like a bad idea.
09:06Good. And I enjoyed the creation of a new character. Whoopsie.
09:09Listen to this.
09:12Whoopsie!
09:15That's one of the least camp things I've actually ever done.
09:19Shall we start? Lovely, let's start.
09:21OK, well, we are going to start by admiring the whoopsies of Matt and Nina.
09:30Hello.
09:32You've got just under 15 minutes left, Matt.
09:34Have I?
09:37Whoopsie.
09:38I mean, I keep thinking of a whoopee cushion and I'm glad it's not that.
09:42It's lonely up here.
09:44With my whoopsie.
09:45All right, hang on a minute.
09:47This whoopsie hasn't been thought through.
09:48What I'd like to create is a gold...
09:52..of the name Rube.
09:53Rube Goldberg.
09:54Goldberg.
09:55So why are you putting that on?
09:56It's mainly just production value.
09:58Oh, I see. Thank you.
10:00Oh, I see.
10:02Can you see?
10:03I can. See perfectly.
10:05Can you?
10:05Yes.
10:06OK.
10:08Whoopsie!
10:08Oh, finish.
10:10Is that legible as a W?
10:13It is. It took you four and a half minutes.
10:15Right, OK. I hear what you're saying.
10:19Lovely.
10:21What letter's this?
10:22You'll say.
10:24I mean, the whole thing is whoopsie.
10:27Yes.
10:30Whoopsie!
10:36OK, it might work.
10:38M. L.
10:40There you go.
10:41Obviously, the whoopsie is because I went a little bit up the wall.
10:45Whoopsie!
10:46Thanks, Mike.
10:47What?
11:03All right.
11:04Well, I'll put all those things back.
11:05Thanks.
11:07Whoopsie!
11:18That was a lovely final act of destruction.
11:21You wanted a big one.
11:22You got one.
11:23I got a massive whoopsie.
11:24Yeah?
11:24And I got a big whoopsie from him verbally.
11:27I got an eccentric woman gathering together a car boot sale
11:32and then saving it with wanton destruction at the end.
11:36Well, how about we look at Richard's mild mistake?
11:44This is the whoopsie that I was telling you about.
11:48What do you mean, this is the whoopsie?
11:49It's in there.
11:50You'll see when you go in.
11:52It's all...
11:53Yep.
11:55It's not appropriate for a workplace.
11:59You have to think.
12:02What's the state of that person?
12:05To void an oblong?
12:08It's not a usual shape, is it?
12:10No, no, something's happened.
12:12Get involved.
12:14That's right.
12:20That's a shame.
12:23It's lovely, Richard.
12:24Yep.
12:25Richard?
12:29Richard!
12:36Yeah.
12:39A bit of misdirection at the end there.
12:42The whoopsie was, of course, the handle coming off.
12:44Yes, yes.
12:44Lovely.
12:46I enjoyed the phrases.
12:47Get involved.
12:49You hoped he would handle your whoopsie?
12:52I hoped that he would...
12:53Well, it was either HR or he's going to have to put the elbow in.
12:57I enjoyed his whoopsie.
12:59It was one of my favourites so far because it was a...
13:01I wasn't expecting the whoopsie to be the whoopsie that it turned out to be.
13:04Whoopsie.
13:04Whoopsie.
13:05Well, you enjoyed the first two as well.
13:06I did.
13:07Right.
13:07Everyone freeze until the adverts have stopped.
13:11They can sense movement.
13:13LAUGHTER
13:19APPLAUSE
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13:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:25Hello!
13:26Welcome back to Taskmaster, where mistakes are being made.
13:30I'm afraid so, but for good reason, because the biggest whoopsie wins.
13:34Now, for someone whose first and last name perfectly rhyme with whoopsie.
13:39It's whoopsie-sootsie.
13:41LAUGHTER
13:43I hear it's somebody's birthday!
13:46Whoa!
13:47LAUGHTER
14:10I haven't paid my tax for eight years.
14:14Whoopsie!
14:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:21Wow.
14:24Multiple whoopsies as well.
14:27I presume the clown was called whoopsie?
14:29Yes, yes.
14:30Whoopsie-whoopsie.
14:31Whoopsies avoided their tax.
14:33Whoopsies thrown a cake into the face of a corpse.
14:36LAUGHTER
14:37Which probably you accidentally killed in the first place.
14:39Whoopsie-whoopsie!
14:41Whoopsie!
14:42LAUGHTER
14:42So many great whoopsies.
14:44What are we going to do, Chloe?
14:46Let's all look, finally, at Chloe's whoopsie.
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14:58Hi. Oh, thank you so much. Cheers.
15:00Love you.
15:02Love you.
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15:36C'est parti pour Greg's best china !
15:38LAUGHTER
15:40Whoopsie.
15:43I just shit myself.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48Quite a lot of whoopsies.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:53So many whoopsies, so many classic whoopsies, though.
15:55Thank you.
15:56I was a few moments away from pulling my pockets out
15:58and calling it an elephant.
16:01Absolute classic.
16:03Right, look, I don't know what you do here, Greg.
16:05I think what I'm going to do is it's going to irritate you bigly.
16:10It's biggest whoopsie wins, not best, it's biggest whoopsie.
16:13You're not going to like this.
16:14I'm going to give Matt and Nina four points.
16:17Oh, we're up there, are we?
16:18We're going straight up.
16:19And I think the audience are going to agree with me.
16:21I can't separate the other three.
16:23There were multiple whoopsies with these two here,
16:26and then Richard did a classic misdirection whoopsie
16:28and I have to reward him for that.
16:30So I'm giving those three five points.
16:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:34And loads of points for everybody!
16:37OK, fine.
16:39Fine.
16:41Can we see all scores, please?
16:43We certainly can.
16:44At the top of the leaderboard, with a maximum ten,
16:46it's Richard Iowani!
16:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:53What have we got next?
16:55Well, Greg, Greg, Greg, and more Greg.
16:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:13Hey, Alex.
17:14Chloe, Izzy.
17:16Wow!
17:17Have a good look at the Gregulator.
17:19This is the Gregulator?
17:20Yeah.
17:21OK.
17:23You may ask five questions, but please note,
17:24one Greg will always lie, one Greg really likes eggs.
17:27B, Greg, for one round, 400 points.
17:29OK.
17:30LAUGHTER
17:34There's actual people...
17:36What?
17:37There are the three Gregs.
17:39LAUGHTER
17:44Yep.
17:46OK.
17:48Achieve the highest score on the Gregulator.
17:51I love this.
17:52You have a maximum of five spins and ten minutes.
17:56You may ask the Gregs a total of five questions.
17:59And each question must be addressed to an individual Greg.
18:04OK.
18:05You may only ask yes or no questions.
18:08Your time starts now.
18:09But what at all am I doing with it?
18:14Well, to spin, you press that button
18:15and they will hold up either a duck, an egg or a pineapple.
18:18You've got to achieve the highest score.
18:19OK.
18:20And you can also use some of your points
18:22to change the outcome by removing things
18:25or requesting things or becoming a Greg.
18:28You may ask five questions, but please note,
18:30one Greg will always lie and one Greg...
18:32Has my time started?
18:33Mm-hm.
18:34One Greg really likes eggs.
18:36God, this is...
18:38You do...
18:39You do know I'm autistic.
18:40This is a lot.
18:43APPLAUSE
18:45It is a lot.
18:49It was...
18:50It was a lot to take in.
18:52It was.
18:53And as you'll see, I didn't.
18:55LAUGHTER
18:56He loves this sort of task.
18:58Yeah.
18:58He loves nerdy little rules to catch people out, don't you?
19:02Yes.
19:03Yeah.
19:03Yes, I do.
19:04I very much enjoy...
19:06What at all am I doing?
19:08I don't know who that character is, but keep it.
19:10I think we're ready to go.
19:11Well, our Greggs are, of course, a nod to the incredible,
19:14inimitable Frank Sidebottom with blessing from the Seavey family.
19:17So a big thank you to them.
19:18And thank you to Frank.
19:19And now, first, to Gregulate, it is Richard, Izzy and Nina.
19:25Yeah, so five questions, five spins.
19:27There are certain terms and conditions, as you can see on your left.
19:29And...
19:29Oh, you're spinning.
19:30OK, we're spinning.
19:33OK, so you've got two eggs.
19:34You're on zero.
19:35OK.
19:35Number two.
19:36Do you like eggs?
19:40OK, so that one doesn't like eggs.
19:41Can I be Gregg for this round?
19:44OK, which Gregg do you want to join?
19:45OK, number two.
19:47OK, well, if you just step round the back.
19:48Here we go.
19:49And we're spinning.
19:52Egg.
19:53Pineapple egg, which gets you a total of zero points.
19:57And you've become Greggs, you're on minus 400.
19:59What?
20:00Well, that cost you 400 points.
20:04There are some things that, even before they start, I'm so tired.
20:09I'd almost be happy to go, I'm going to call it a day now.
20:14Number one.
20:15Will it be useful for me to know which one of you likes eggs?
20:19No.
20:21We're spinning.
20:22Good.
20:22Bad.
20:23200 points.
20:24Are they in cahoots?
20:26Well, you can ask them.
20:27Oh, I see.
20:27But you have to do one question to one person.
20:29Number two.
20:30Do you like eggs?
20:32He might be dying.
20:34I've got nowhere with that question.
20:35At least we know.
20:36And we're spinning.
20:39Ooh.
20:39You've got 200 points.
20:40OK, great.
20:41Oh, you're spinning again, right?
20:42And we're spinning.
20:45You've got 200 points.
20:46Oh, we're spinning.
20:47I'm just going to pass it.
20:48We're spinning.
20:48Here we go.
20:50Pineapple.
20:51Back to zero points now.
20:53Yeah, I am.
20:55Right.
20:56You are still on zero.
20:57Uh-huh.
20:58I'm not sure how to make use of these questions.
21:00We're spinning.
21:00Pineapples, please.
21:02No.
21:02No.
21:03We're now on minus 100.
21:04I'm going to ask a question to number three.
21:07Do you...
21:09...never tell lies?
21:12Number three.
21:13Do you never tell lies?
21:18Do you...
21:18Hang on.
21:19What did I ask him?
21:20Do you never tell lies?
21:21And you went, yes, I never tell lies.
21:23OK, so if you were lying...
21:26Yes, I never tell lies.
21:28I do never tell lies.
21:31As an I lie.
21:32Yes, I never tell lies.
21:33I always told the truth.
21:35Oh, dear.
21:39One of them's got a mullet.
21:41Number one has got a mullet.
21:42Yeah.
21:43I think I'll get rid of the egg.
21:45Which egg would you like to get rid of?
21:46Threes.
21:47So you're permanently getting rid of the egg.
21:49That's 500 points.
21:50You're now on minus 100.
21:51What?
21:52Why?
21:53That's the price of permanently removing an item.
21:55Oh.
21:57We're spinning!
22:00So that's plus 100.
22:01You're now on zero.
22:02Could be worse.
22:02Worse than zero.
22:03Yeah, yeah, it could be.
22:04This is your last spin.
22:05Oh, God.
22:06All right.
22:06Is there anything you want to do before the spin?
22:08Yes, but it was going to cut my score down very badly.
22:11I'm going to take your egg away, number two.
22:13Very expensive.
22:14Right, so we're now down to minus 500.
22:16Thank you.
22:17I'm going to remove your egg, please.
22:20OK, you can go and take it if you want.
22:21I'd like you to remove it yourself.
22:23I don't want to go and take it.
22:24You want me to go and remove the egg for you?
22:25Right, so that will cost you 500 points.
22:27OK.
22:28Oh, we're spinning.
22:29And we're spinning.
22:30For the last time.
22:31Pineapple.
22:33200 points.
22:34Your final score is minus 300 points, Nina.
22:37Ha-ha!
22:38Minus 300 might be the best score.
22:40You never know.
22:42Now, you've only got one spin left, so you've got three questions.
22:45OK.
22:45Number two.
22:46If I give you four eggs, will you hold up a pineapple?
22:56That would have been good, wouldn't it?
22:57Two questions left, though.
22:58It's worth finding out these things.
22:59Maybe that's the one who lies.
23:01Maybe.
23:02OK, I'm going to risk it.
23:07Right, you've given number two four eggs.
23:10Yep.
23:11We're spinning, and that's the last spin.
23:13Egg.
23:14Duck.
23:15Pineapple.
23:15So that's another 200 points, and that's your task over.
23:18Did your system of giving him four eggs work?
23:20Well, it did not work.
23:22He didn't hold up a pineapple, but he did give me 100 points.
23:25OK, well, we're all...
23:26It's finished.
23:27So he wasn't the one who lied, but he is one who's kind.
23:34OK.
23:34So you're now on minus 300.
23:36I'll just do it again.
23:37We're spinning.
23:39Oh, pretty good.
23:41Thank you.
23:41100, you're on now.
23:42100.
23:43OK.
23:43I'm going to call it a day there.
23:45I've had a lovely day out.
23:47I'm going to cash out.
23:48Right.
23:49I've had a lovely day.
23:49There's two more spins.
23:50I've had a lovely day.
23:51Thank you, Alex.
23:52Excuse me.
23:53When the fun stops.
23:55OK.
23:55I've had a lovely time.
23:56We can say goodbye to the Greggs.
23:58We can.
23:58Thank you.
23:59I'm very happy with that.
24:03I don't think we've ever had someone go,
24:05that's enough tasking from me.
24:07Thank you.
24:08But it did say, achieve the highest score,
24:09you have a maximum of five spins.
24:11There's nothing saying you had to do five spins.
24:12Exactly, yes.
24:13You both did worse than Izzy City.
24:15Yes.
24:16Who just gave somebody four eggs.
24:19If someone gave me eggs, I'd love it.
24:26That's a fascinating...
24:29Fascinating insight into one of our competitors.
24:33But she's right.
24:34Her idiosyncratic system did work.
24:36It worked by sheer chance.
24:40Maybe that's what it takes.
24:41Maybe that's what life is.
24:44In a way, there were a lot of red herrings.
24:45The lying, the eggs, all that was relevant there
24:47was getting as many pineapples as possible.
24:49That's what you had to do.
24:51None of you really grasped that at any point.
24:53I want to know what Chloe did, though.
24:56I think if anyone has the right approach...
24:59Oh, if anyone's going to actually make an effort,
25:01it's Chloe, for sure.
25:03Sometimes it takes courage to walk away.
25:07OK?
25:08That can be the bravest thing you can do in life.
25:11You're looking at a goddamn hero here.
25:14That's the end of part two.
25:16And remember, gambling is addictive and ruins lives.
25:18Now, some gambling adverts.
25:32It's already part three and there's an ambitious task in play.
25:35Yes, they need to get the highest score
25:37on our homemade Gregulator.
25:39Only two attempts left before we find out
25:41who we're congregating on their success.
25:44So, here we go.
25:45It's Lucas and Pets.
25:48I'm just going to do that.
25:49It's spinning.
25:51Egg.
25:52Pineapple.
25:53Egg.
25:54Ooh.
25:54Two eggs and a pineapple.
25:56That is zero points altogether.
25:57All right.
25:58Is there anything you'd like to do?
25:59I think egg loss would be good.
26:01It'd be good to lose an egg.
26:02Yeah.
26:03That's 500 points.
26:04I'm doing it.
26:05I'm going to ask them a question.
26:06Which one?
26:07The most trustworthy one.
26:08It's the one with the ponytails poking out the woman.
26:11Is this randomised?
26:14Right.
26:15Number one.
26:16Are you going to produce an egg again next time?
26:19Okay.
26:21We're spinning.
26:22Score of 200.
26:24Did I ask him would he produce an egg next time?
26:26So, you're the liar.
26:27Greg one is a liar.
26:28Here's a question.
26:29Number two.
26:30Do you really like eggs?
26:31Number three.
26:32Do you really like eggs?
26:34Ah, I took the egg away from number three.
26:36Yes, you did.
26:37So, that's fortunate.
26:38Oh, that Greg could have been lying to me.
26:40Greg number two.
26:41Is this randomised?
26:45So, there is rhyme or reason.
26:46And we're spinning.
26:49Another 200.
26:50And we're spinning.
26:53Oh, that's good.
26:54I'm going to randomise.
26:56Third spin.
26:56Okay, here we go.
26:59So, it's 200 again.
27:00Is this the last spin?
27:01Yep.
27:01Okay.
27:02I'm just going to play again.
27:05Oh, you lied.
27:07You didn't like eggs.
27:09What the fuck is this?
27:12If all three of them...
27:14Can I get all three of them to produce pineapples?
27:18And that will cost me 900.
27:20But then I'll be 100 up.
27:21So, this is going to cost you 900 points.
27:23I'm just going to ask the third Greg.
27:25Is producing three pineapples my best bet at this point?
27:28He's nodding.
27:29I don't think he knows his arse from his elbow.
27:32Three pineapples, please.
27:34All three pineapples.
27:37One minute, one spin.
27:39Number three.
27:40Shall I do the pineapple plan again?
27:44Right, I hate you.
27:46That's pissed me off, that has.
27:4730 seconds, boy.
27:49Right, three pineapples, please.
27:50We're spinning.
27:51Sorry, I don't like that as much as you guys don't like that.
27:54There we go.
27:56Well, a very tactical game.
27:57I wish you all the best.
27:58Is there anything left for me to do?
28:00Or is the task over?
28:01You have got a question if you want to ask them.
28:03Yeah.
28:03We're in the middle of, like, this steam museum or something.
28:06This has nothing to do with steam.
28:08You've missed out on, like,
28:09what could have been an amazing educational opportunity.
28:13Thanks, Matt.
28:14All right, my pleasure.
28:22I'm not sure what happened there.
28:24I'm no good at that.
28:26Well, you're very good at telling people off, that's for sure.
28:28Yes.
28:28As are you.
28:29You were a sort of weird PE teacher by the end of it.
28:32I think it just got to the point where, like, Richard, I was pleased with what I had, but we
28:39have very different personalities.
28:40So instead of burning everything to the ground, I decided to strategize and gain myself more points.
28:47Yeah.
28:49I'd just like to come back on that.
28:50Please.
28:52Please.
28:53What I felt was that I left the game, and it is a game, with goodwill intact.
28:59I came away with 100, let's not forget, I came away with 100 points.
29:06I didn't know how many points went off, but for me that's like someone just gave me the sky graph.
29:11I mean, 100 points. Imagine it. I'd come in that day, I didn't have a point to my name.
29:17Harry, do you want to come back on that?
29:19I got 600 points.
29:23You could have had 2,000 points.
29:25So the best method, you're just trying to get pineapples, you just remove all the eggs and ducks.
29:30That would cost you a total of 3,000 points, but every time from then on you'll get 1,000,
29:351,000, 1,000, 1,000, 1,000, 1,000, you'll get 2,000 points.
29:37So it was just kind of looking through all those stupid rules.
29:41Even as you say it now, I still don't care.
29:43Yep.
29:44I get that. I get that.
29:46Points-wise, it means that Nina gets 1 for getting minus 300.
29:51Richard, 2 for 100.
29:52Izzy, 3 for 200.
29:54Matt, 4 for 400.
29:55But the winner of the task was Chloe Petz, with 600 points, which is 5 points!
29:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:04One more, please. Sure thing.
30:06And this one spans many months and potentially several continents.
30:27Hello. Oh, good, you made it.
30:29All fine? All fine. With the journey? Yes.
30:33You all right? Horrible out there.
30:35Yeah, nasty weather.
30:36Oh.
30:37Yeah.
30:37You made it.
30:39Yeah.
30:41Long old journey.
30:42Good you, Kenton. You've got a letter.
30:45Ooh!
30:50Is this your shoe?
30:52Is that your shoe?
30:53That's your shoe.
30:54Oh.
30:55Get the shoe first away from the other four shoes.
31:03Why are you in the four shoes?
31:04Who else is in the show?
31:06Oh, the other people.
31:07They've got names.
31:08Yes.
31:10And shoes.
31:12Read the whole clip.
31:14You're having to be St Patrick's Day.
31:16On which date your shoe must be appropriately photographed in its new location.
31:20With proof that it is St Patrick's Day.
31:23I don't know when that is.
31:25March.
31:26March.
31:27There is a bonus point for the shoe that goes on the most exciting journey.
31:30Your time starts now.
31:32There's a tracking device inside the shoe.
31:35LAUGHTER
31:36Let's do that.
31:42At that point, we've been doing quite a lot of tasks.
31:45And what I would like to flag is that Izzy referred to the task as a clue.
31:50Like she was a member of Scooby-Doo.
31:55Thank you, Izzy.
31:56First, let's see where Chloe's shoe ended up on St Patrick's Day.
32:00I took it on a trip to see many of the sites of Sydney.
32:04Yes.
32:04And then I gave it to Hannah Gadsby and they performed Nanette for it.
32:08This is true.
32:09Hannah Gadsby did perform their one-person award-winning show to a shoe.
32:15And then I took it to meet some Australian celebrities.
32:19These kangaroos.
32:20All alive.
32:22LAUGHTER
32:22I've just absolutely gone at them with the shoe like that.
32:27Four out of the six bludgeoned to death.
32:30LAUGHTER
32:31I'm a real Brit abroad.
32:34Um...
32:34Fuck you!
32:36LAUGHTER
32:37Chloe, where's the proof?
32:38Part of the task was you had to prove that it was St Patrick's Day.
32:42Well, I got a newspaper and a pint of Guinness,
32:45but then I was told that the air tag was the proof,
32:47so I didn't get a photo of it with the...
32:51LAUGHTER
32:51Cos we do know exactly where it was on St Patrick's Day.
32:54Australia?
32:55Australia.
32:56Very much, very much so in Australia.
32:57So you claim.
33:00LAUGHTER
33:00Do you want to see where Izzy's shoe got to?
33:02I do.
33:03Do you want to explain, Izzy?
33:05OK.
33:06Instead of geographically, I've...
33:09thrown it into infinity.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:12Because this is a petrifying well.
33:15The water will flow over the trainer, form a solid coating of rock...
33:21Mm-hm.
33:21..and it will be preserved forever.
33:23Um, full disclosure, to me it sounded like horse shit.
33:27LAUGHTER
33:29The experts in the well said it would take three to five months...
33:33Yes.
33:33..probably have a slight crust by March.
33:37LAUGHTER
33:37Join the club.
33:39LAUGHTER
33:40There's some proof there, isn't there?
33:42It's proof that it's in Knaresborough on St Patrick's Day.
33:45Do you think your shoe went to the future?
33:47Yeah.
33:48OK.
33:53You want to see one more?
33:54Yeah.
33:55OK, now it's time for Nina's attempt,
33:57and Nina made a nice little video for her shoe's journey.
34:01Have a look at this.
34:02I started in Leeds and thought that was exciting,
34:05but then I flew to Tokyo, back to London,
34:07then flew to Singapore for a swim,
34:09then flew to Christchurch and went to the many wineries of New Zealand,
34:13back to London.
34:14I flew to Chile, Patagonia and the Torres del Paine,
34:17then the Red Rocks of Salta,
34:19then the 30-hour bus to Iguazu Falls,
34:22and then to Rio, Copacabana Beach,
34:24Christ the Redeemer, finishing up on the 17th of March
34:27on Sugarloaf Mountain,
34:28with Nina's good son Jasper kindly holding me with the newspaper
34:32to prove that's where I was.
34:34APPLAUSE
34:39Are you on some sort of gap year?
34:42LAUGHTER
34:43Yes, that's exactly it.
34:45My godson entered the backpack of a gap year student.
34:48Oh, well, you didn't go to all those.
34:50Flatterly.
34:50I did at the beginning.
34:51I went to Leeds and...
34:54LAUGHTER
34:57But did it go to infinity, Greg?
34:59I want to keep my cow.
35:02LAUGHTER
35:03Yeah, it's not looking good, Nina.
35:06LAUGHTER
35:07Right, we're off for another break.
35:09Who will head home tonight in Nina's giant cow costume
35:11and find out the hard way what happens if they need to drop a pat?
35:16Whoopsie!
35:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:24Hello!
35:25Yes, here we are.
35:26It's the final part of the show
35:28and the final part of the shoe task.
35:30It's shoe-is.
35:31They had to get their shoes as far away from the other shoes as possible,
35:35and it had to be snapped on St Patrick's Day with hard evidence.
35:39We've witnessed some fantastically far-flung footwear so far
35:42and now here's Richard's effort.
35:45In a way, if they all scatter,
35:47cos they want to get it as far away as possible,
35:51it being here...
35:55might be the wisest thing.
35:57You want me, on the 17th of March,
35:59to take a picture of that shoe here...
36:01Yeah.
36:01And what proof...
36:02Copy the paper or, you know, take the newspaper
36:06and I imagine you'll be appropriately dressed.
36:08What do you mean by that?
36:09I mean, full emerald.
36:11What you might be sacrificing is the bonus point
36:13for the exciting journey,
36:15but you might be...
36:16Mmm.
36:17All right.
36:17And I'm going to be the next one.
36:21I did not get it.
36:22Oh...
36:24Oh...
36:25Yeah!
36:26Oh!
36:29Oh!
36:30Come on!
36:31Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:45Of course!
36:45Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
37:15...but that one isn't even in our time continuum.
37:18LAUGHTER
37:25Show us Matt's shoe.
37:26Finally, let's see if Matt's moccasin traversed the globe.
37:45MUSIC
37:55Wow.
37:57APPLAUSE
37:59Originally, I wanted to send the shoe up into space.
38:03I have a friend who used to work for NASA,
38:06but, unfortunately, there were no space missions going at that time.
38:10So, instead...
38:11Oldest excuse in the book.
38:12I know.
38:14LAUGHTER
38:14Instead, it went to the Yukon.
38:16Just to show the proof one more time,
38:17this is the proof that Matt's shoe was there on the 17th of March.
38:20There we go.
38:21OK.
38:22So, we've seen all five shoes.
38:24Now, we need some stats,
38:25and I need to make a decision on a thorny issue.
38:29Chloe's shoe was 60,683 total miles from the other.
38:34Nina's 44,244.
38:36Definitely had the most elongated journey.
38:40Matt's 37,000 miles, 934.
38:43Incredibly, Richard's was further from the others than Izzy's
38:48by 133 miles.
38:50Currently, Izzy, one point, Richard, two.
38:52Three for Matt, four for Nina, five to Chloe.
38:54I'll dot you a point for not giving us everything we wanted.
38:58So, who gets the bonus point for the most exciting journey?
39:00Well, it was between Nina and Izzy for me.
39:02I sort of like the idea that the shoe is immortalised
39:07and will live on.
39:08So, for romantic reasons, I am going to give Izzy the one bonus point.
39:12One bonus point to Izzy City!
39:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:17Can Alex make the scoreboard go big screen?
39:20He certainly can.
39:21And thanks to that devastating point being docked,
39:24Chloe is only in the lead by four points.
39:26LAUGHTER
39:27They're there with 18 at the moment.
39:29There you go.
39:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:33All right, everyone, please stay where you are
39:36for the final task of the show.
39:40Nina Conti is going to read the task.
39:43Thank you.
39:43Draw the item on your screen for your teammates
39:46to identify.
39:47Each drawer will have one minute.
39:50What?
39:51Drawer.
39:51Drawer in this occasion.
39:53Drawer.
39:53It is also drawer, but drawer. Drawer.
39:55Drawer.
39:55It's spelt the same way.
39:56I know.
39:57I saw all the letters.
39:59Each drawer will have one minute with five seconds per item.
40:04Best quick drawers win.
40:06Yes.
40:06It's all about drawing quickly.
40:07I should say it is a team task.
40:09So I'd ask Nina and Chloe to switch seats.
40:12So we have Nina next to her teammate, Izzy.
40:15Oh, I see.
40:15And Chloe with their teammates, Matt and Richard.
40:18It's going to be three rounds.
40:20Each of you will draw once, except somebody in the team of two
40:22will draw twice.
40:24There'll be a word.
40:25You see the word.
40:25There's a little pad and a stylus.
40:27You've got to draw on the pad.
40:28You won't be able to see what you're drawing,
40:29but your teammates will see it on the big screen up there.
40:31Five seconds per item is incredibly quick.
40:34Oh, God.
40:35Ready, Greg?
40:36Ready.
40:36OK, so round one.
40:37Team three first.
40:38Who's going to draw first?
40:39Richard, you are so motivated today.
40:41Go on, Richard.
40:46You're going to be watching the screen up there.
40:48OK.
40:49Oh, I know.
40:50Is it a pillock?
40:55That's rude against you.
40:56Pillock.
40:57Yeah.
40:59Activate whiteboard.
41:01There we go.
41:02Start on the whistle.
41:03Three, two, one.
41:04Sound like my mother.
41:08A box.
41:09A car.
41:10A bus.
41:11It was a bus.
41:11Get it.
41:12Yep.
41:14A boat.
41:15A bath.
41:16A clock.
41:16It's pants.
41:17God damn it.
41:19Mountain range.
41:21Skiing.
41:22Cloud.
41:22It was cloud.
41:23Yes.
41:24Her love heart.
41:25Apple.
41:29Peach.
41:31It was pizza.
41:31Yes.
41:32Well done.
41:35Little bug.
41:37Ant.
41:37Cup.
41:37It was a cup.
41:38And that is four.
41:40Well done.
41:42Well done.
41:44Well done.
41:45Well done.
41:45Well done.
41:46Well done.
41:46Well done.
41:47You've had a lovely day.
41:48You smashed that.
41:48Thank you.
41:49OK.
41:49Team of two, one of you is going to draw twice.
41:51So whoever is going to draw twice, please step up first.
41:53Oh.
41:54Oh.
41:58Three, two, one.
42:00Roll off.
42:02Sausage.
42:03A smiling worm.
42:04It was worm.
42:05Worm is right.
42:06Whoa.
42:08It's a man.
42:09It's a nose.
42:10Nose is right.
42:14Teddy.
42:15A monkey.
42:16A bear.
42:16Bear is right.
42:19What?
42:19This is fast.
42:20Oh, God.
42:20What is that?
42:21Oh, I just...
42:22It was a bed.
42:23A cup tea.
42:24A hot chocolate.
42:25A cup.
42:25A mug.
42:25A glass of water.
42:26It was water.
42:28Bow tie.
42:29Is right.
42:30Bow tie.
42:30Whoa.
42:33Bunching.
42:35Glove.
42:35Spoon.
42:36Spoon is right.
42:39Penis.
42:42Hands.
42:42Nails.
42:43Fingernails.
42:43It was a finger.
42:44It was a finger.
42:45But that was a very impressive six from the team of two.
42:49They win round one.
42:54It's Matt Lucas to the chair.
42:55All right.
42:57Hello, panel.
42:59Three, two, one.
43:02We're off.
43:06Flies.
43:07Er...
43:07It was a bin.
43:10A skateboard.
43:11Correct.
43:12Yes.
43:13eBay.
43:15Fox.
43:16Cherries.
43:17Scissors.
43:18Goddammit.
43:22Car.
43:23Roller skate.
43:25Er...
43:26Guitar.
43:27Guitar is right.
43:28Unfortunately, the team of three score two.
43:30Oh.
43:32Oh.
43:35The door's open.
43:38OK.
43:39Nina's there.
43:40Three, two, one.
43:42We're off.
43:45Plank.
43:46Wood.
43:46Er...
43:47Ruler.
43:47Is right.
43:50Er...
43:50Circle.
43:51Doorknob.
43:52Doorknob is right.
43:53What's that?
43:54Oh, yes.
43:55Mountain.
43:56Hat.
43:57Snail.
43:57Traffic cone.
44:01Er...
44:02Shoe.
44:02Boot.
44:02Bert Welly.
44:03Boot is correct.
44:06Er...
44:06Lightning.
44:06Is right.
44:08The team of two.
44:11Score four.
44:11Wow.
44:12All right.
44:13Good, though.
44:14Good.
44:15Come back.
44:16Come on!
44:19I'm ready.
44:20OK.
44:20Three, two, one.
44:28Microscope.
44:28Stapler.
44:29It was good.
44:30It was a good stapler as well.
44:32Chair.
44:33Chair.
44:33Chair is right.
44:36Handbag.
44:36Handbag.
44:37Briefcase.
44:38Darn it.
44:39Sexist.
44:42Obviously a tooth.
44:47House.
44:48Tooth.
44:48Soap.
44:51House.
44:52Hat.
44:53Camera.
44:57Oh.
44:57A pear.
44:58That, unbelievably, was a bowling pin.
45:00Oh.
45:01The team of three score, one.
45:03Not easy.
45:04One.
45:07An absolute pro.
45:09Are you ready, Izzy?
45:10I am, yeah.
45:10Three, two, one.
45:13So quick.
45:15Er, calculator.
45:15Cheese grater.
45:17Remote control.
45:18Unlucky.
45:20Oh.
45:21Oh.
45:21No, bad drawing.
45:22Dice.
45:23Oh.
45:24Candle.
45:25Yes.
45:26Lovely.
45:26Candle's right.
45:27Oh, my God, she's fast.
45:29Er, microphone.
45:30Watch.
45:31Watch is right.
45:33It's cone ice cream.
45:35Ice cream is right.
45:35God, she can draw.
45:37Tits.
45:38Four of them.
45:40It was fire, not tits.
45:44Handbag and envelope.
45:45Envelope is right.
45:46Whoa!
45:48Fish.
45:49Thin.
45:50It was a whale, but the team of two win again with four.
45:53Well done.
45:56Woo!
45:57Hello, darling.
46:01OK.
46:01Let's reset the stage and we'll see how that's affected the final scores.
46:07Here we are.
46:08Good.
46:10That will have surely affected things dramatically.
46:12Well, it depends on how many points you're going to give them.
46:14They won 3-0, the team of two.
46:16They got 14 right compared to the team of three's seven.
46:19OK, well...
46:20Well, how many points for the team of two?
46:21Five.
46:21It's got to be five.
46:22Yeah.
46:22Yeah.
46:23The team of three.
46:25It's a massive golf, but they don't go away empty-handed.
46:27One.
46:28OK.
46:34Well, it's a very tight scoreboard.
46:36Two people on 15 points.
46:38But the winner, their fourth win, Chloe, 19 points!
46:41Oh, my God!
46:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:44Bowie Pats wins the game!
46:46Please head up to get your six bits of lit kit!
46:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:53Bowie Pats!
46:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE