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00:00:01So many women dream of the day that their white knight appears.
00:00:05But what if the real problems start when it does?
00:00:08Pytos!
00:00:09Step away from my beloved Queen Marian!
00:00:11Never!
00:00:12And underestimate my queen at your peril, you fool!
00:00:19Oh, it's honest.
00:00:21There's nothing we cannot conquer together.
00:00:27Abs.
00:00:28Loyal.
00:00:30And I'm threatened by a powerful woman.
00:00:33Damn, Adonis, you are perfect.
00:00:38Are you reading smut?
00:00:39No.
00:00:40Oh, my God.
00:00:42At least these men don't disappoint women, something you wouldn't know anything about.
00:00:49Well, if I was such a disappointment, why did you almost marry me?
00:00:54Honestly?
00:00:55I don't know.
00:00:58Yeah, whatever.
00:00:59Look, I just thought I'd stop by because I think you should hear from me first.
00:01:02As mayor of Willow Creek, I've decided to turn this whole...
00:01:06library...
00:01:06into a shopping mall.
00:01:08What?
00:01:08No!
00:01:09You can't!
00:01:10Uh, yes I can.
00:01:11And the people are gonna get way more use out of a shopping mall than none of these dusty old
00:01:14books.
00:01:16My mom built this place.
00:01:17It's her legacy.
00:01:18Please don't, don't do this.
00:01:19At least she won't be alive to see her daughter lose it.
00:01:23Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go out front and announce my re-election as mayor and promise
00:01:26a big beautiful mall.
00:01:28You can get back to your... literature.
00:01:34Oh, Watanis.
00:01:35I wish you could crawl out of the book and help me save my mom's library.
00:01:41Oh, no.
00:01:44What's happening?
00:01:52Oh, can't you?
00:01:55Oh, no, it's okay.
00:02:03Oh, no, I don't have any Sydney news today.
00:02:05I won't buy...
00:02:05Can't...
00:02:06...
00:02:15What in the Hercules?
00:02:21Look at those abs.
00:02:23Why are you staring?
00:02:25I'm not staring, I'm just in shock.
00:02:30You're not in shock.
00:02:31It is I, Adonis, god of desire.
00:02:34No.
00:02:36No.
00:02:37You're not real.
00:02:38You're not real.
00:02:44This isn't happening.
00:02:45This isn't happening.
00:02:47This isn't happening.
00:02:48Get a grip, Marion.
00:02:50You are imagining things.
00:02:52And you cannot afford to lose it right now.
00:02:57How are you here?
00:02:58You summoned me, my queen.
00:03:00Are you saying that when I ripped the page out of the book, you came out of it?
00:03:04Exactly.
00:03:05That's insane.
00:03:06I make not the rules.
00:03:10Oh, okay, okay.
00:03:13Brayden.
00:03:13Brayden Page should do this.
00:03:15My queen, I know not this Brayden you speak of, but I am here for you.
00:03:19You are my queen.
00:03:20My soulmate.
00:03:21Whoa.
00:03:22Whoa.
00:03:23No.
00:03:23That is crazy.
00:03:24I'm not your soulmate.
00:03:25Your soulmate?
00:03:26What?
00:03:26You're not even, you're not even, you're not even my type.
00:03:36Are you quite certain of that?
00:03:44Yes.
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:47You are a character from a book and I am a librarian.
00:03:52A librarian who reads too much romance and doesn't have a life.
00:03:56But you are Queen Mary, are you not?
00:04:00Yes.
00:04:01Well, it's true that your queen is named Marian too, but that's just a coincidence.
00:04:08This is reality.
00:04:09So, I, I, I need you to, uh, get back in the book.
00:04:14Please.
00:04:16I am afraid I cannot.
00:04:19Not until I help you save your mother's library.
00:04:22Okay, well, the only way to do that is to get rid of my douchey axe.
00:04:26If that is what you desire, I'll just slay him.
00:04:29Whoa!
00:04:30No, no, that is not what I meant.
00:04:31Put, put it away.
00:04:33Put, put it away.
00:04:35Very strict.
00:04:36No swords policy in this library.
00:04:40As you wish.
00:04:41I, I got insane.
00:04:43I've got insane.
00:04:44I knew reading too much smoke was dangerous.
00:04:47The gods have not bestowed insanity upon you.
00:04:51My queen, you believe in the magic of the written word.
00:04:55Do you not believe in me?
00:04:58I will help you destroy this douchey axe.
00:05:03Okay, well, the only way to get rid of Brayden's threat would be to run against him for mayor.
00:05:09Excellent.
00:05:10You are a queen, after all.
00:05:11You will run for this mayor of Willow Creek.
00:05:13No, no, I can't do that.
00:05:15I suck at public speaking.
00:05:16I can't do that.
00:05:17My lady, I will be with you at every step of the junction.
00:05:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:22You, you actually don't understand.
00:05:23I suck.
00:05:27I know not of what you suck, but Marion, this is the only way to save your mother's library.
00:05:36Could I really run for mayor on the advice of a fictional character?
00:05:48He's right, Mom.
00:05:50The library meant the world to you, so if this is the only way to save it, I will.
00:05:55All right.
00:06:00Let's do this.
00:06:02Oh, no, don't kiss me.
00:06:07So if you want to see this old asbestos-filled library transformed into a thriving commercial
00:06:13center, then re-elect me as your mayor.
00:06:15Mr. Mayor, do you expect any opposition this year?
00:06:18I won't be running out of post.
00:06:22Right attitude.
00:06:24Wrong, pronoun.
00:06:25Brother, wrong.
00:06:26Sorry.
00:06:26Uh, M.M.
00:06:28He won't be running out of post because I, Marion Page, will also be running for mayor.
00:06:36Marion, what the hell are you doing?
00:06:37You hate public speaking.
00:06:40My mother, she built this library to give our citizens free access to resources, information,
00:06:47and a community center for all, so I will be running to preserve her legacy.
00:06:55Touching, truly.
00:06:57But let's face it, Marion isn't running for the people.
00:07:00She's running because she can't let go of her past, of her mother, and of me.
00:07:09That's right, folks.
00:07:11Marion and Brayden have history.
00:07:14This is just a pathetic attempt to get him back.
00:07:18Marion, what do you have to say about that?
00:07:21I, I, I...
00:07:23Take it in, everybody.
00:07:24When things get hard, she will say and do nothing.
00:07:32Disrespect my queen at your peril, fool.
00:07:42Marion, is this done with you?
00:07:44No, no, no, no.
00:07:45Um, um...
00:07:46Marion is my queen, and I would do anything to protect her.
00:07:49Your queen?
00:07:50What the hell is he talking about?
00:07:53And why are you dressed like you work at Caesar's Palace?
00:07:56Yeah, Marion.
00:07:56Did you hire an escort?
00:07:58Huh?
00:07:59Tell us, Miss Page, who is this man?
00:08:03Miss Page, are you involved with this man or not?
00:08:07I look who I am.
00:08:08I'm you.
00:08:09Please, just, if you guys could just excuse us for just one moment.
00:08:14Adonis, we talked about this, okay?
00:08:16There will be no slaying or, or punching, okay?
00:08:19This is the year 2026.
00:08:21But men use their fists.
00:08:23How else am I supposed to vanquish my bones?
00:08:25Your words.
00:08:26Use your words, okay?
00:08:28Just do me a favor.
00:08:29Follow my lead or else my campaign's going to be over before it even starts.
00:08:37I believe that I owe all of you an explanation, so I would like to take this moment to clarify,
00:08:45um, our relationship.
00:08:50Mr. Adonis and I are, uh, Mr. Adonis and I are, oh, it's college friends.
00:09:06Yes!
00:09:07Which one?
00:09:09Chippendale University?
00:09:11Good.
00:09:12No.
00:09:12Well, Adonis and I met at Emory, and now he is my campaign manager, and he's also strong and very
00:09:25loyal and a little impulsive.
00:09:28Still doesn't explain why he's missing a shirt.
00:09:31Well, Adonis is from Europe.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:39Yes, from Greece.
00:09:41Yes, the birthplace of democracy.
00:09:45All right, well, is this the kind of circus you want to bring to this race?
00:09:48Hmm?
00:09:49Fine.
00:09:50Marian?
00:09:52I accept your challenge.
00:09:58You're going to regret this.
00:10:00You're going to lose your mother's library and your reputation.
00:10:07Yes, yes, yes.
00:10:09He's right.
00:10:10I just ran for mayor with an imaginary Greek god as my campaign manager.
00:10:15What the hell have I done?
00:10:17I need to undo this.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19You are going back in the book.
00:10:27You are going back into the book where you belong.
00:10:31I protected you.
00:10:32I stood by your side.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:37You also punched the mayor, confused half the town, and almost got me canceled before lunchtime.
00:10:43So I did what you asked.
00:10:44I did.
00:10:45I did.
00:10:45I ran for mayor.
00:10:47So now, now, now you can go home.
00:10:50My queen.
00:10:51No.
00:10:51You only started this quest.
00:10:54You must finish the campaign and win.
00:10:57Only then can I return to my pages of Overgin.
00:11:00What?
00:11:00No.
00:11:02No.
00:11:03No.
00:11:03That's not what you said.
00:11:05You're changing the rules.
00:11:07No.
00:11:07Misunderstand me, you did.
00:11:10You sound like Yoda.
00:11:14Dipped in olive oil.
00:11:16Jesus.
00:11:17Who is this Yoda?
00:11:19Is he handsome?
00:11:20Oh, my God.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:25Wait.
00:11:27Wait.
00:11:27What if...
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:28Where are you?
00:11:29Where are you?
00:11:31Yes.
00:11:32Perfect.
00:11:32What are you doing?
00:11:33So you came out of here because this tour.
00:11:36So if I can tape it back together, then I can just send you back to Paperbook Heaven.
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:41Give me that.
00:11:42Give it.
00:11:42Give it.
00:11:43Give it.
00:11:44I will not.
00:11:45Oh, my God.
00:11:46Why do you care so much?
00:11:47Because I'm enjoying spending my time here with you.
00:11:52So please, I beg of you, do not send me back.
00:11:59Listen to me, okay?
00:12:03The raw alpha god thing, it's not in vogue anymore.
00:12:09I could adapt.
00:12:11Did you want that, though?
00:12:13Look, where you're from, men are worshipped.
00:12:17You get made into literal statues.
00:12:19And here you're just going to be turned into a joke.
00:12:22You don't deserve that.
00:12:24I would not want that.
00:12:25I would not want that for you, either.
00:12:35But what about us?
00:12:37We just don't belong together, okay?
00:12:41I'm sorry.
00:12:43If that is what you wish, then proceed.
00:12:58This is it.
00:12:59It's the moment of truth.
00:13:17It appears the fates have spoken, and I remain.
00:13:21At least until we finish this campaign.
00:13:38Please don't break anything.
00:13:40I will protect it with my life.
00:13:43That's what I'm afraid of.
00:13:47Follow me.
00:13:52Okay, this is your room.
00:13:55You can stay here throughout the campaign.
00:14:04What are these horrid textiles?
00:14:06These are clothes.
00:14:09They're my brother's clothes.
00:14:10They're normal people clothes, and please wear them.
00:14:15You can't just walk around like a sexy god here.
00:14:19It's sexy.
00:14:21No, I'm not sexy.
00:14:22Like, half naked.
00:14:24Half naked.
00:14:25You can't walk around like a half naked god all the time.
00:14:27I'm sorry.
00:14:29Well, I will not be wearing these.
00:14:31They offer no armor.
00:14:32I would be the laughingstock of a limbus.
00:14:34Oh, my God.
00:14:35Just put on a shirt.
00:14:38Hey, stop it.
00:14:39Give me it.
00:14:40No.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42What?
00:14:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:15:00No, absolutely not.
00:15:01We are not kissing.
00:15:03No, no, no, no kiss.
00:15:04But you are my soul.
00:15:05No, no, no, stop.
00:15:07Don't even, okay?
00:15:10Kissing complicates things.
00:15:11You've already complicated them enough.
00:15:13How have I complicated your life?
00:15:15Oh, my God.
00:15:16Why did I even listen to you?
00:15:17Running for mayor?
00:15:19What was I thinking?
00:15:20I'm not a leader.
00:15:21I can't do this.
00:15:22Oh, Marion.
00:15:25You are strong.
00:15:27You speak the truth even as your voice trembles.
00:15:30You care about your people.
00:15:31You fight for what matters.
00:15:33Those are the qualities of a leader.
00:15:35You don't know me.
00:15:44Marion, I do.
00:15:47You have read every single one of my stories.
00:15:51And when you read aloud, I hear you.
00:15:54Every whisper.
00:15:56Every laugh.
00:15:57Every tear.
00:15:59You are my queen.
00:16:00Then and now.
00:16:02Oh, no.
00:16:04Am I actually falling for a Greek god who came out of a book?
00:16:27I'm letting it go.
00:16:41Adonis.
00:16:46Adonis.
00:16:47Marion!
00:16:48I'm in danger.
00:16:49I heard my name.
00:16:52I'm fine.
00:16:53Just go back to sleep.
00:16:54Now.
00:16:54Go back to sleep.
00:16:56As you wish.
00:16:57As you wish.
00:17:00I knew it.
00:17:03There lies a hornet beneath your sheet.
00:17:06But fear not.
00:17:08I will send that foul singing creature back to the underworld.
00:17:11Adonis, no!
00:17:12Now die and send my regards to Hades.
00:17:22The danger has passed, my queen.
00:17:26Hornets are so strange on this world.
00:17:29Just leave me alone.
00:17:32Just go.
00:17:34Kill me now.
00:17:42Ah, good morn, my queen.
00:17:45Pomegranate, the fruit of the gods and other sundries for you.
00:17:54Oh, my God.
00:17:55Did you cook all of this?
00:17:57Anything for you, my queen.
00:17:59Stop calling me that.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Wait a second.
00:18:03How did you learn how to use this stove?
00:18:07Stove?
00:18:11Guy offered me her bounty and I accept it.
00:18:14You destroyed a tree.
00:18:17Not just any tree.
00:18:19Our tree.
00:18:21So we're suing you for everything you've got.
00:18:28We fear you not.
00:18:30I defeated many suings far larger than your poultry army.
00:18:36What the hell is he talking about?
00:18:37He doesn't know.
00:18:38He doesn't know.
00:18:38Let me handle this.
00:18:39Okay.
00:18:41I am so, so, so, so sorry.
00:18:44I'm going to fix that tree.
00:18:45I'm going to handle the expenses.
00:18:47Just please can you not get lawyers involved?
00:18:49Wait.
00:18:50Aren't you that librarian who's running for mayor?
00:18:55Yes.
00:18:55Yes.
00:18:57That's me.
00:18:59We run the HOA, the church board, and the official Willow Creek Facebook group.
00:19:04So, you know what?
00:19:04We'll just make sure nobody votes for you.
00:19:10There goes my campaign, my mother's library, and my entire life in this town.
00:19:15Marion.
00:19:16No.
00:19:17I'm going to go back to bed, and then I'm going to wake up and realize this was all a
00:19:21bad dream.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:23Good night.
00:19:25I must help my queen.
00:19:32It appears as though these neighbors have vanquished many a bottle of wine.
00:19:39That's it.
00:19:41Wine.
00:19:42Wine is always the answer.
00:19:44Thank Dionysus.
00:19:54Oh.
00:19:56Oh, no.
00:19:57What is he doing now?
00:20:10Those are my curtains.
00:20:12What is going on here?
00:20:14First you cut down our tree.
00:20:16And now what?
00:20:17A bacchanalia?
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:19Exactly.
00:20:20I notice you all consume an impressive amount of wine.
00:20:22Yes.
00:20:23But I figured you would also appreciate an apology in the form of wine you can stomp for yourselves.
00:20:28We won't be so easily swayed from suing her and ending her campaign.
00:20:33I would...
00:20:33Wait.
00:20:33Hank.
00:20:35I mean, we could make our own vintage.
00:20:37Sounds like maybe it could be a little boom.
00:20:40She is correct.
00:20:41It is fun.
00:20:42All in support of your future mayor.
00:20:49Excuse me.
00:20:55Come.
00:21:08Actually, this is kind of fun.
00:21:11See?
00:21:12I told you.
00:21:13Keep stomping.
00:21:14Oh, my God.
00:21:16It's working.
00:21:16It's on us.
00:21:17I really hope they dropped the lawsuit.
00:21:21We are excited.
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:24Oh, my God.
00:21:24I think you saved the campaign.
00:21:29Mary.
00:21:30May I ask you something?
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33Why do you hate love?
00:21:40Why do you hate love?
00:21:43It's not love I hate.
00:21:45It's the lie of it.
00:21:47Girls are told growing up that we're going to have this hero, knight in shining armor, that's going to come
00:21:52save us.
00:21:53And it's not real.
00:21:55He doesn't exist.
00:21:57Brayden must have gravely wounded your heart.
00:22:00Did he not?
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:05I moved back here for him.
00:22:07And I built my whole life around him.
00:22:09I helped him run for mayor.
00:22:11I gave up everything for him, actually.
00:22:14And he broke my heart.
00:22:17He cheated on me with Teresa because I was too boring.
00:22:22I am truly sorry for your pain.
00:22:25But real men do not behave in that manner.
00:22:28I am nothing like him.
00:22:31Of course you're not.
00:22:33You were written by a woman to be the ideal man.
00:22:36You're made up.
00:22:42Hey.
00:22:43I didn't mean...
00:22:46It makes you feel better.
00:22:48I love your books.
00:22:49I do.
00:22:50I love them.
00:22:50I love them because it's a beautiful life.
00:22:59I am more than what she wrote.
00:23:01More than a lie.
00:23:04I just wish you could see what I see.
00:23:11And thank you all for...
00:23:14Once upon a time...
00:23:29My apologies, friends.
00:23:32No more stomping.
00:23:33Now we drink.
00:23:37There.
00:23:38Marion will grace us with a toast.
00:23:41I kind of just joined this race on a whim.
00:23:44Pretty last minute to save our library.
00:23:46But seeing all of you here today has truly just inspired me.
00:23:50And I am ready to fight and win this thing.
00:23:55Why should we vote for you?
00:24:02Brayden rules only for himself.
00:24:05And I want to be your mayor.
00:24:08I care about your needs, your issues.
00:24:11And I want you to come to me.
00:24:14And I promise I will always listen to you.
00:24:17And...
00:24:18And...
00:24:19And always provide excellent refreshments.
00:24:22Drink up.
00:24:23Hey!
00:24:28Mmm.
00:24:30For you.
00:24:32Your very own bottle of wine.
00:24:34You know...
00:24:37About the lawsuit.
00:24:39I don't think it's necessary.
00:24:41I'll just bill you for the treat.
00:24:43I appreciate that, Hank.
00:24:45I might even vote for you.
00:24:47Oh.
00:24:48We did it!
00:24:49We did it!
00:24:49Oh, my gosh!
00:24:50You saved my campaign.
00:24:51I won't.
00:25:09Hello?
00:25:10Hello?
00:25:13What do you mean the library's closing?
00:25:21Oh, Mr. Mayor, please don't do this.
00:25:23Sorry, lady, this place just ain't up to code.
00:25:25Hey, Raiden!
00:25:27What are you doing? You can't do this. The race isn't over yet.
00:25:30Of course I can, baby. I'm the mayor.
00:25:32And since you decided to make my life harder by running against me,
00:25:35I see no reason to delay my plans.
00:25:37You're going to regret this.
00:25:39That's correct.
00:25:41And she will defeat you with all the fury of Olympus.
00:25:44Anyway.
00:25:46Well, I see you and the stripper are taking this campaign very seriously.
00:25:49Goodbye.
00:25:53Your mother would have been heartbroken to see this place closed.
00:25:57I'm so sorry, Marion.
00:26:00Don't worry, Janice. I'm not letting Raiden get away with this.
00:26:03You'll have less than a week left.
00:26:04The wine thing was cute, but you have to think bigger.
00:26:07Flyers, posters, public events, all of it.
00:26:11I need money.
00:26:12Leave her.
00:26:14I know how you can raise some money.
00:26:19Put this freak god to work.
00:26:28Car wash.
00:26:29Car wash.
00:26:31You're in peace, car wash.
00:26:33Don't try to fight it.
00:26:35I know you want me.
00:26:37I see the fire burn through your eyes.
00:26:41No need to learn it.
00:26:43I know you want me.
00:26:45I see the fire burn through your eyes.
00:26:45Won't catch a hill if you don't try.
00:26:49Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:51I know you want me.
00:26:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:55Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:56Who can't do you want me?
00:26:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:58He is pure perfection.
00:27:00Turn around.
00:27:02Let me get those abs up.
00:27:10keep up the good work
00:27:11oh
00:27:13thank you so much
00:27:19beginning to work
00:27:21why
00:27:22I don't understand these women
00:27:24they continue to bring me
00:27:26perfectly clean chariots for washing
00:27:31you just love that
00:27:32don't you
00:27:34these women may gawk at me
00:27:37I have only eyes for you
00:27:41if you will excuse me
00:27:43it seems as though
00:27:44nature is calling to me
00:27:46oh okay um
00:27:47just hurry up the press are about to be here okay
00:27:50worry not
00:27:53your champion will return momentarily
00:27:58now follow him
00:28:03just get in the exact right position
00:28:04I always do
00:28:19I just wanted to thank you for washing my car
00:28:27now this is how we take them down
00:28:32oh please everyone just just just calm down
00:28:35I promise it's honest we'll be back in just a second okay
00:28:50is that Marion's campaign manager getting it on
00:28:56oh I know that she used him for his assets for the live sex show
00:29:02please everyone I do not use this behavior
00:29:09you may have deceived me but honor dictates that I must stay with you whilst nude
00:29:13you must understand the event is over
00:29:16and so is Marion's campaign
00:29:20so sorry everyone please go home
00:29:26my queen
00:29:29I can assure you it was all a misunderstanding
00:29:32and I can promise you I'm still fighting for this town
00:29:35and
00:29:37Marion
00:29:38may we now discuss the truth
00:29:40it's honest really it's okay please
00:29:41you don't have to
00:29:42you must
00:29:43you must listen to me
00:29:47the witch she tricked me
00:29:49she ripped off her dress
00:29:51she knocked over the sign
00:29:52and made it look like we were about to
00:29:54that's horrible
00:29:54I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:29:57it's all my fault
00:29:58I'm so sorry
00:30:00what how is this your fault
00:30:01Brayden was right
00:30:02I put you in that position
00:30:04I exploited your
00:30:06looks
00:30:08just as bad as them
00:30:11okay
00:30:13I appreciate everything you've done so far
00:30:16but I think it's time we call it a day
00:30:19what are you saying
00:30:21I
00:30:23found the author
00:30:24of your book
00:30:25her name's Lily Lohman
00:30:26she lives close by
00:30:28tomorrow morning we're gonna drive to her
00:30:30and see if she can send you back
00:30:32back
00:30:34as in back into the book
00:30:36you're not meant for this world
00:30:40Adonis
00:30:41look at me
00:30:43surely you can see that now
00:30:51is that truly what you desire
00:30:52I think it's what's best
00:30:57as you wish
00:30:58my queen
00:31:08Marion
00:31:09no matter what happened
00:31:10you cannot deny there's something
00:31:12between us
00:31:13I know you feel it too
00:31:14and we owe it to ourselves
00:31:15at least to acknowledge it
00:31:16before you
00:31:17stop
00:31:17stop
00:31:19okay
00:31:20we can't do this right now
00:31:21you are a character
00:31:22first of all
00:31:23first of all
00:31:23you come from a book
00:31:24and besides that
00:31:25I have so much on my plate right now
00:31:27I'm running for mayor
00:31:29to save the library
00:31:30and the town
00:31:31from Brayden's evil
00:31:33just
00:31:35I have to put that first
00:31:38I will miss you
00:31:40Marion
00:31:42and these
00:31:44horseless chariots
00:31:47in toilet paper
00:31:56this is it
00:31:58you're Arthur's house
00:32:00Marion
00:32:01I do not believe
00:32:02I'm ready to return
00:32:02there's so much more
00:32:04to this world
00:32:04I would like to see
00:32:05to learn
00:32:05to explore
00:32:06and
00:32:07let's just
00:32:09see what she says
00:32:16hello
00:32:18well it appears
00:32:19nobody is home
00:32:20perhaps we'll come back
00:32:21another day
00:32:21no absolutely not
00:32:22we just drove two hours here
00:32:25I'm reading this
00:32:35oh my god
00:32:43this is
00:32:44my face
00:32:45chin's a little off
00:32:47hands up or I'll fire
00:32:49I am not kidding
00:32:54I won't fire this
00:32:55wait
00:32:55please
00:32:56please don't fire
00:32:57you believe this frail stick
00:33:00to frighten us
00:33:03I said hands up
00:33:06in Athena's name
00:33:07we'll come in peace
00:33:08no
00:33:09that's what a bunch
00:33:10of crazy fans would say
00:33:11are you here to steal
00:33:13my manuscript
00:33:13nope
00:33:14absolutely not
00:33:15no
00:33:16then who the hell
00:33:17are you
00:33:17and what are you
00:33:18doing in my house
00:33:19I am Adonis
00:33:22the hero from your books
00:33:24oh
00:33:26now I know
00:33:27you're insane
00:33:28wait
00:33:28please
00:33:30I know
00:33:30we sound
00:33:31crazy
00:33:32okay
00:33:32I know that
00:33:33but we're telling
00:33:34the truth
00:33:34I promise
00:33:37Adonis came to life
00:33:38and I need your help
00:33:39to send him back
00:33:40look I'm
00:33:42I'm a librarian
00:33:43and I found your address
00:33:45because I used
00:33:45our library's database
00:33:47so we're not stalkers
00:33:48I promise
00:33:49we're not
00:33:49so just put the gun down
00:33:51just don't don't
00:33:51don't shoot us
00:33:52look at me
00:33:53creator
00:33:54it is I
00:33:57I am not stupid
00:33:59so this is what
00:34:00we're gonna do
00:34:01I'm gonna call
00:34:02the cops
00:34:04and let them
00:34:04figure this out
00:34:05wait
00:34:06before you rouse
00:34:07the authorities
00:34:09there's something
00:34:10you must know
00:34:11please
00:34:11allow me to speak
00:34:13okay
00:34:14go on
00:34:16you did not
00:34:17create me
00:34:18from your imagination
00:34:18alone
00:34:20you created me
00:34:21after William
00:34:23William was
00:34:25a Greek god
00:34:26in his own way
00:34:269-1-1
00:34:27what's your emergency
00:34:28he laughed too loud
00:34:28hello
00:34:29he smelled of
00:34:30ink and cigarettes
00:34:32and he promised
00:34:34he would come back
00:34:34from Vietnam
00:34:35but when he didn't
00:34:37you
00:34:37you gave us
00:34:39the swords
00:34:41never be taken again
00:34:42you created me
00:34:44because loving him
00:34:45once was never enough
00:34:52I never told anyone
00:34:53those stories
00:34:58do you believe us
00:35:00now
00:35:02oh my god
00:35:06do you believe us
00:35:07now
00:35:08I do believe you
00:35:10I can't believe you
00:35:14actually came to life
00:35:16you're my hero
00:35:19please
00:35:20please sit down
00:35:25it's just
00:35:25I've had
00:35:26so many crazy fans
00:35:28trying to steal
00:35:29my latest manuscript
00:35:30it's okay
00:35:31I understand
00:35:33now that
00:35:33that's been
00:35:34cleared up
00:35:36do you think
00:35:37that you could help us
00:35:37please
00:35:38oh
00:35:39well of course
00:35:41but I do have
00:35:42one question
00:35:44how did you come
00:35:45to life
00:35:46did you tear a page
00:35:48from my novel
00:35:50yes
00:35:52yeah
00:35:52how did
00:35:53how did you know that
00:35:54oh my god
00:35:55Lily
00:36:00a few years ago
00:36:02on the anniversary
00:36:03of William's death
00:36:04I was missing him
00:36:06so
00:36:06very very much
00:36:07that I started
00:36:09writing a romance novel
00:36:10where Adonis
00:36:11comes to life
00:36:14and I guess
00:36:15by you
00:36:16ripping the page
00:36:17it became your story
00:36:19in my manuscript
00:36:21Adonis enters
00:36:22the real world
00:36:23to help a young woman
00:36:25discover her purpose
00:36:26of becoming a mayor
00:36:28of her hometown
00:36:29oh
00:36:31you've got to be kidding
00:36:32you've got to be kidding
00:36:33I am running
00:36:35for mayor
00:36:35of Willow Creek
00:36:36so how do we
00:36:38send Adonis back
00:36:38does it say that
00:36:45in the book
00:36:45do you really want to know
00:36:55I haven't a damn clue
00:36:58I never finished writing it
00:37:01in part
00:37:01I couldn't decide
00:37:03whether Adonis and his queen
00:37:04should end up together
00:37:05another or not
00:37:06but
00:37:07I will tell you this
00:37:08you must
00:37:10finish the quest
00:37:11and whatever you do
00:37:12whatever you do
00:37:14do not tear out
00:37:15another page
00:37:16from that book
00:37:17why
00:37:17what will happen
00:37:18because another character
00:37:20could come to life
00:37:21Kairos
00:37:21the conqueror
00:37:23and Adonis
00:37:23are enemies
00:37:25and he comes to life
00:37:27to kill Adonis
00:37:28let him try
00:37:30I will never
00:37:31succumb to Kairos
00:37:34wait
00:37:35what if
00:37:36we helped you
00:37:37finish the story
00:37:39no
00:37:41I write alone
00:37:42I get it
00:37:43I do
00:37:43but Lily
00:37:44if
00:37:45what you're writing
00:37:46is becoming real
00:37:47then you're not
00:37:47writing a romance novel
00:37:49anymore
00:37:49you're
00:37:50you're writing
00:37:51our lives
00:37:52and I
00:37:53I think that we
00:37:54deserve a say
00:37:55in how that ends
00:37:57Marion
00:37:58you need to trust
00:37:59in our creator
00:38:00she
00:38:01she will do
00:38:01what is right
00:38:05I respect
00:38:05writers
00:38:06I do
00:38:07I just
00:38:08I don't want
00:38:09to leave my future
00:38:10up to one
00:38:11especially one
00:38:12who brought
00:38:12her dead lover
00:38:13back to life
00:38:14to ruin mine
00:38:15ruin
00:38:17I have done
00:38:18all I can
00:38:18to grant
00:38:19your heart's desire
00:38:21Adonis
00:38:22you have caused
00:38:22chaos
00:38:23in every single
00:38:25corner
00:38:25my life is in
00:38:26shambles
00:38:26because of you
00:38:27what if that is
00:38:28truly how you feel
00:38:29do not fret
00:38:30I will stay
00:38:31far away
00:38:32from you
00:38:32until she
00:38:33finishes her
00:38:34story
00:38:35but it is
00:38:36hers to write
00:38:39creator do
00:38:39as you will
00:38:40wait what are
00:38:41you doing
00:38:41lock the doors
00:38:42behind us
00:38:43keep your
00:38:44exploding
00:38:44stick of
00:38:45Aries
00:38:45at the ready
00:38:46we will be
00:38:47bothering you
00:38:48no more
00:38:48no
00:38:49Adonis
00:38:52Adonis
00:38:53please come on
00:38:54can we just be
00:38:55adults about this
00:38:56this is ridiculous
00:38:57I'm sure we can just
00:38:58find a compromise
00:38:59I do not compromise
00:39:00my art
00:39:02you heard her
00:39:04be well my queen
00:39:05my beloved
00:39:07I will cease to
00:39:08complicate your life
00:39:10even further
00:39:12Adonis where are you
00:39:13come back
00:39:14you have ten seconds
00:39:16to get off my property
00:39:21I thought what I wanted
00:39:22he's gone
00:39:24somewhere
00:39:27I can get back
00:39:27to my life
00:39:28so why do I
00:39:29feel like this
00:39:34he's not with her
00:39:36don't find him
00:39:37we can't rest
00:39:38until I'm named
00:39:38mayor
00:39:39I'm on it
00:39:42make a u-turn
00:39:43oh Zephyr
00:39:44my old friend
00:39:46I could truly use
00:39:47your mighty western
00:39:48winds right now
00:39:49to carry me back
00:39:49to town
00:39:51I know you hear me
00:39:55want to ride
00:39:56into town
00:39:58very well
00:39:59thank you
00:39:59fair maiden
00:40:10please
00:40:11Lily
00:40:12just ride
00:40:13whatever you want
00:40:13I don't care
00:40:14okay
00:40:15I need to know
00:40:16if he's in there
00:40:17did he come back
00:40:18I need to know
00:40:19that he's okay
00:40:21he can't survive
00:40:22out here alone
00:40:23I am not telling you
00:40:24anything
00:40:25until you admit
00:40:26you love him
00:40:27I can assure you
00:40:29I don't love him
00:40:33yeah
00:40:35then what else
00:40:36would bring you back
00:40:38look
00:40:40I don't do
00:40:41romance
00:40:42I don't
00:40:43last time I fell in love
00:40:45I lost myself
00:40:47love is messy
00:40:50and terrible
00:40:51bring her
00:40:53Adonis isn't in here
00:40:54by the way
00:40:55if I were you
00:40:56I would go find him
00:40:57give him a chance
00:41:01before it's too late
00:41:02then I'm gonna go find him
00:41:08now I know how to
00:41:09finish my story
00:41:15order
00:41:15your
00:41:15horseless chariot
00:41:17is much heftier
00:41:18than that of
00:41:18Marians
00:41:20even the mighty
00:41:21Odysseus himself
00:41:22would go mad
00:41:23for one
00:41:23you're an odd duck
00:41:26has anyone ever
00:41:27told you that
00:41:28no
00:41:30because I'm a god
00:41:31not a common
00:41:31waterfowl
00:41:34right
00:41:36of course
00:41:37of course you are
00:41:39Apollo
00:41:41so
00:41:43tell me more about yourself
00:41:45Adonis
00:41:47Greek god
00:41:48god of desire
00:41:50wow
00:41:52that's
00:41:53cool
00:41:54and Mariam believes this about you
00:41:57Mariam is my queen
00:41:59she does not only believe in me
00:42:00she knows me
00:42:01and
00:42:02all too well
00:42:03unfortunately
00:42:04she's trying to send me
00:42:05back
00:42:06send you back
00:42:07where
00:42:08to a realm beyond yours
00:42:12do you mock me
00:42:13mortal
00:42:14no no no
00:42:15I'm just
00:42:16fascinated
00:42:18can you tell me all about it
00:42:21as you wish
00:42:22okay
00:42:24start from the
00:42:26beginning
00:42:27of course
00:42:28I am told I come from a land
00:42:29known as Greece
00:42:31400 BC
00:42:33or as I know it
00:42:34Hellas
00:42:38he couldn't have gone far
00:42:39I should call 911
00:42:44yeah
00:42:44yeah I should call 911
00:42:46okay
00:42:48oh my god
00:42:53what the hell do I do now
00:43:02this is no way to treat a god
00:43:05hey
00:43:06hey
00:43:06come back
00:43:07what are you doing
00:43:10even if my story ended here
00:43:13I would do it all again
00:43:14for those few moments
00:43:16with my queen
00:43:19how am I going to get out of here
00:43:20and prove my love to her
00:43:21I was thinking seafood
00:43:23hi
00:43:23hi
00:43:24hello
00:43:24I am here to sign up a patient that was brought in today
00:43:27one second
00:43:29name
00:43:30Adonis
00:43:32you talking about the Greek god
00:43:34yeah
00:43:35he signed himself in earlier with the help of his lady friend
00:43:38he's on a 72 hour hold and no visitors
00:43:40I'm begging you
00:43:41can you just
00:43:41can you make an exception
00:43:43please
00:43:44I'm begging you
00:43:45I'm begging you
00:43:45I'm gonna have to call you back
00:43:47no
00:43:48Willow Creek citizens are raising concern about mayoral candidate Marion Paige's judgment
00:43:53now that her campaign manager claims to be a Greek god
00:43:57I am told I come from the land known as Greece 400 BC
00:44:01my mother who sat and raised me in the underworld
00:44:04he was
00:44:05he's in Teresa's SUV
00:44:08she must have tricked him into signing himself in here
00:44:12I've got to break him out
00:44:30Adonis here I come
00:44:38my queen
00:44:40why have you come for me
00:44:41I thought you had forsaken me
00:44:42why did you sign yourself in
00:44:44I was deceived
00:44:46I was told this was a resort for gods only
00:44:49what a bitch
00:44:51okay
00:44:52you ready to gather up here
00:44:54we won't have any time to lose
00:44:57of course
00:45:06my queen
00:45:08I thought you said we had no time to lose
00:45:12oh wait
00:45:13sorry
00:45:13no no no time to lose
00:45:15okay
00:45:19are you sure you want me at your side
00:45:22what of all the ruin I've caused
00:45:24what of your heroic campaign
00:45:26we'll figure out the campaign
00:45:29together
00:45:30just like how we started it
00:45:37will you join me again
00:45:41oh Mary
00:45:42my beautiful queen
00:45:43I would follow you to the depths of Tartarus and back
00:45:55my queen now
00:46:07we make a formidable pairing
00:46:09let's just hope we can be as effective at campaign damage control
00:46:13I pray in Athena's infinite wisdom that my escape does not harm your cause even further
00:46:22Teresa tricked you into signing yourself and that's the real crime
00:46:24okay we just have to make sure the truth is more compelling than our lies
00:46:30wait
00:46:36thank you
00:46:39truly
00:46:43you're welcome
00:46:45you're welcome
00:47:11there he is
00:47:12the great god
00:47:13don't move
00:47:19rouse the chariot my queen
00:47:20or more kisses may be impossible
00:47:22I'm rousing it
00:47:46meet me at the library after breakfast
00:47:49Adonis god of desire
00:48:11oh my god
00:48:15does my lady approve of the canvas
00:48:18yes
00:48:19how
00:48:21how did you
00:48:27you look amazing
00:48:28where did you
00:48:29where did you get those clothes from
00:48:33google
00:48:33taught me how to drip with swag
00:48:36oh and khakis
00:48:40last night I found your
00:48:42electronic book
00:48:43book or whatever you call it
00:48:45and I learned how this world operates
00:48:48have you heard of overnight shipping
00:48:50it is truly a marvel they must have harnessed the power of Hermes
00:48:55did um did google teach you how to paint that too that is
00:49:01really amazing
00:49:02oh no that was the easy part
00:49:05everyone in Greece paints
00:49:07everyone
00:49:08everyone
00:49:10everyone
00:49:10that's her
00:49:11that's Marian Paige
00:49:14miss page
00:49:15what do you have to say for yourself after all your scandals
00:49:22miss page
00:49:23what do you have to say for yourself after all your scandals
00:49:31Adonis was set up at the car wash
00:49:33he was only protecting the woman that ripped off all her clothes and attacked him on Brayden's orders
00:49:40but we found her
00:49:44she's willing to talk
00:49:45I did it for the cash
00:49:47trust me
00:49:49I tried my hardest to seduce Adonis
00:49:51but
00:49:52he wasn't into it
00:49:55I love
00:49:56Willow Creek
00:49:57I do and I want to use my term
00:49:59as mayor
00:50:00to improve
00:50:01our community
00:50:02I want to build
00:50:03better parks
00:50:04better roads
00:50:05and what about the fact that Marian's campaign manager thinks that he is a Greek god
00:50:09the gods rule on Olympus
00:50:11it is my
00:50:13home
00:50:13are you all down to forget that so fast
00:50:16home if I may add
00:50:17she broke out of a mental institution
00:50:19they're criminals
00:50:20is that true Marian
00:50:22are you a criminal
00:50:30is that true Marian
00:50:32are you a criminal
00:50:35I
00:50:36well are you saying Brayden's lying
00:50:39um
00:50:42no
00:50:42no
00:50:43what
00:50:44but
00:50:45but I can explain
00:50:46I can explain
00:50:47shame on you lady
00:50:48wait wait
00:50:49okay
00:50:50um
00:50:51I'm a librarian
00:50:53and as a librarian
00:50:56I respect stories
00:50:58I really really do
00:50:59and Brayden and Teresa
00:51:00are telling an excellent
00:51:01persuasive story
00:51:03but it is all propaganda
00:51:04okay
00:51:05and I think all of you are smarter than that
00:51:09we are
00:51:11and Adonis
00:51:14Adonis was telling Teresa
00:51:16a beautiful story
00:51:18about a Greek god
00:51:20and do you know what she did
00:51:22she used that
00:51:25and his confusion
00:51:27about our culture
00:51:28because
00:51:29he's European
00:51:31remember
00:51:34that's true
00:51:35and she used that
00:51:37to trap him
00:51:38into a mental institution
00:51:41wow
00:51:42truly
00:51:43because
00:51:44Brayden and Teresa
00:51:46have
00:51:47absolutely
00:51:48nothing to offer you
00:51:50the only thing
00:51:50they can do
00:51:51is slander
00:51:52those who do
00:51:53thank you
00:51:55ladies and gentlemen
00:51:56of Willow Creek
00:51:57my campaign manager
00:51:58is a homegrown American
00:52:00which is exactly
00:52:01what we need
00:52:02so when it comes time to vote
00:52:03vote for me
00:52:04instead of some
00:52:05desperate lying slut
00:52:06and her Euro trash
00:52:08horn dog over here
00:52:11what are you going to do
00:52:12assault me again
00:52:24gentlemen
00:52:25do not speak to ladies
00:52:27in that manner
00:52:30oh my neck
00:52:31oh my leg
00:52:36you all saw that didn't you
00:52:37he just threw me to the ground
00:52:39he's lying
00:52:39this is not what this town needs
00:52:41let's go
00:52:46if you drop out
00:52:48I'll stop
00:52:48I won't be bullied
00:52:49by you Brayden
00:52:51fine
00:52:52you can say goodbye
00:52:53to your stupid
00:52:54little library
00:52:55for good
00:52:57Euro sucks
00:52:58it doesn't even look like you
00:52:59oh
00:53:01game over
00:53:02bitch
00:53:08I am truly sorry
00:53:11no
00:53:11no
00:53:12no
00:53:12don't be sorry
00:53:13it's not your fault
00:53:14you used your words
00:53:15and not your fists
00:53:17and I'm so
00:53:18proud of you
00:53:20thank you
00:53:21Marion
00:53:24yeah
00:53:24don't thank me yet
00:53:26we still have an election
00:53:27to win
00:53:29it's time to earn back
00:53:30some more votes
00:53:35vote for Marion Page
00:53:36protector of knowledge
00:53:37and humanity
00:53:38for love
00:53:39literature
00:53:40and longevity
00:53:41I thought you were crazy
00:53:43but now I see you're just
00:53:44really passionate
00:53:45you can say that again
00:53:46passionate about all
00:53:48Marion can do for you
00:53:52now
00:53:53I'm not promising miracles
00:53:55but I am promising
00:53:56common sense
00:53:57I like you two
00:53:59you've got my vote
00:54:02two
00:54:02and the tortoise taught
00:54:04the hare
00:54:05that slow and steady
00:54:07will always win the race
00:54:11and just like the tortoise
00:54:13I am going to beat Brayden
00:54:15because I want to live
00:54:17in a town that values
00:54:18community
00:54:18not one that wants
00:54:20to tear down a library
00:54:21just to build another place
00:54:23to spend money
00:54:24we don't have
00:54:25okay friends
00:54:26thank you so much
00:54:27for coming today
00:54:28I appreciate you all
00:54:30so much
00:54:31vote Marion Page
00:54:35oh no
00:54:37not
00:54:38good enough
00:54:44here this is a perfect
00:54:45door stopper
00:54:46yeah
00:54:47get them while they're free
00:54:48folks
00:54:48help us make space
00:54:50for the mall
00:54:52oh thank you for
00:54:53coming
00:54:53yeah of course
00:54:54thanks for the heads up
00:54:57hey
00:54:57stop stop
00:54:58nobody touch
00:55:00another book
00:55:01oh come on
00:55:03it's a free giveaway
00:55:04it's theft
00:55:06these books belong
00:55:07to our town
00:55:07not you
00:55:09and I'm shutting this down
00:55:11why don't you get out of here
00:55:12this is a private event
00:55:13oh it is
00:55:16I thought you welcomed
00:55:18all citizens of Willow Creek
00:55:19oh or does that only apply
00:55:21to the ones that agree with you
00:55:22well played
00:55:23from the beginning
00:55:25Brayden's been running
00:55:26a smear campaign
00:55:27but you know me
00:55:29you know my plans
00:55:30you know what I stand for
00:55:31so citizens of Willow Creek
00:55:33if you love this town
00:55:35as I do
00:55:36vote for me
00:55:37in tomorrow's election
00:55:38yeah
00:55:39Mary Ann
00:55:40Mary Ann
00:55:41Mary Ann
00:55:42Mary Ann
00:55:43Mary Ann
00:55:47Adonis and I will be handing out
00:55:48free baklava and coffee
00:55:49at the diner
00:55:50so feel free to stop by
00:55:52and ask any questions you may have
00:55:54you're not getting away with this
00:55:56oh careful Brayden
00:55:58threats don't play well with voters
00:56:02well done
00:56:03thank you
00:56:05we'll still get them
00:56:06don't touch me
00:56:09fucking books
00:56:10I hate books
00:56:12what is even the point
00:56:13what is
00:56:15that
00:56:20it's that
00:56:22impossible
00:56:24although
00:56:25that would explain
00:56:27his Greek god delusion
00:56:31well maybe we can use this
00:56:32and end them once and for all
00:56:44Marion
00:56:47you should get some rest
00:56:49but tomorrow is a momentous day
00:56:55rest is the last thing I want
00:57:01what are you certain
00:57:06take me to the bedroom
00:57:09now
00:57:11as you wish my queen
00:57:12don't talk to me
00:57:47I have no idea how I have longed for this.
00:57:53Show me.
00:58:00Woo!
00:58:22You look like a queen.
00:58:26No, a mayor.
00:58:32Thank you so much for everything.
00:58:39I really couldn't have done this without you, Andrew.
00:58:43I don't know what's going to happen today, but I'm proud that I fought for what I believe in.
00:58:48And if there's a victory that belongs just as much to you as to me.
00:59:02Then let us go and claim it.
00:59:15All dressed to lose, are we?
00:59:17What are you doing here?
00:59:19You know, I talked to Lily Lohman last night.
00:59:21And she told him everything.
00:59:24So?
00:59:25Well, I'm still winning this race.
00:59:28Maybe.
00:59:29But if you're dead, I win by default.
00:59:37I wish Kairos the Conqueror were here so that he could destroy Adonis and Marion.
01:00:06Adonis.
01:00:09Prepare to die.
01:00:24Kairos.
01:00:26Kairos.
01:00:37Kairos.
01:00:38Stand down.
01:00:39Kairos.
01:00:39Kairos.
01:00:40Fight me, you coward.
01:00:42No.
01:00:43Kairos.
01:00:44This world is different.
01:00:45We settle our disputes with words now, not blades.
01:00:48Now is the time to use your fists.
01:00:50Are you certain?
01:00:51Yes.
01:00:53Well then, stand back while I vanquish this beast.
01:00:57Kairos.
01:01:02He shall not back me the day.
01:01:09Adonis, be careful.
01:01:15What are you?
01:01:16Shut up.
01:01:17Let me go!
01:01:28I've got his help!
01:01:30Marion!
01:01:41Brayden, Brayden, Brayden, let me go, please.
01:01:44Please let me go.
01:01:44Yeah, I'll let you go.
01:01:47Unpointing this.
01:01:48What?
01:01:50Over the election.
01:01:52Over my dead body.
01:01:57As you wish.
01:01:59Brayden!
01:02:00Brayden!
01:02:01Brayden!
01:02:01Let me go!
01:02:02Don't do this, Brayden!
01:02:03Brayden!
01:02:13Brayden!
01:02:14Good morning, you God of sleep.
01:02:19You're so clever.
01:02:22I know I am.
01:02:25Brayden!
01:02:30I'm so clever!
01:02:36You're so clever.
01:02:53I'm so clever.
01:02:53you'd gone soft but do not worry I will put you out of your misery as Aphrodite
01:03:03is my witness spare my life in the name of love please
01:03:24I cannot do it I cannot kill you what is wrong with me nothing at all
01:03:36you'll find this world is strange I've learned you just have to go with it
01:03:44what if I do not kill you what is my purpose
01:03:51I have an idea release me
01:04:05I still hate you as do I my friend but your passion will find a new home I'm sure of
01:04:11it
01:04:13now ah here it is
01:04:21we're a creator I just need to find a way to reach her
01:04:34I swear if you're another one of these fans trying to steal my manuscript I will
01:04:38just be at ease creator it is I Adonis
01:04:43Adonis dear how are you truly I have been better I require your assistance and your book did
01:04:50Marion get abducted well yes she does how do you know that did you steal pages while you were here
01:04:58no it is happening right now she was taken by her ex that's impossible I just wrote
01:05:05that and now Kairos the Conqueror is alive and tried to kill me he tricked me this man he came
01:05:14over yesterday he was asking about the magic he claimed he wanted to help you I told him the same
01:05:20thing I told you I said do not rip another page out of the book but he did
01:05:26fear not creator I will fix everything just tell me where is Marion now where did her ex take her
01:05:31after abducting her
01:05:32it should be the basement of the library
01:05:36her douchey ex plan to demolish the building with her inside of it
01:05:41kind of poetic right
01:05:43the election ends today and and Marion has the keys to her chariot how do I get there in time
01:05:48I wrote you a car
01:05:55come back you're the lunatic
01:06:02Brayden
01:06:04Brayden let me go
01:06:05Brayden
01:06:08is this how it ends
01:06:09do I lose the election
01:06:12do I lose
01:06:15everything
01:06:18Brayden is it you
01:06:19this isn't funny
01:06:20Brayden
01:06:21Brayden
01:06:24Brayden
01:06:25Brayden
01:06:26Brayden
01:06:26I find no humor in this
01:06:29you're not
01:06:30I am by your side
01:06:36I thought I'd never see you again
01:06:38I would never abandon you
01:06:40I would never abandon you
01:06:43Brayden
01:06:43Brayden
01:06:45Brayden
01:06:45Brayden
01:06:45Brayden
01:06:46Brayden
01:06:47Brayden
01:06:49Brayden
01:06:50Brayden
01:06:54Brayden
01:06:55Brayden
01:06:56Brayden
01:06:57Brayden
01:07:00Brayden
01:07:03Brayden
01:07:05Brayden
01:07:05Brayden
01:07:06Brayden
01:07:07Brayden
01:07:07Brayden
01:07:08Brayden
01:07:09Brayden
01:07:11Brayden
01:07:20Brayden
01:07:25what the hell give it back you do not command me i gave you life now do what i say
01:07:33you brainless
01:07:34brute he hates being called that i answer only to adonis i think he's malfunctioning yeah let's
01:07:43get out of here adonis opened my eyes like never before now tell me my friend should i kill them
01:08:08don't kill them
01:08:11just keep him here until after the election i agree how are you thank you kairos
01:08:23how did you get him to help us i simply confess the feelings of my oh my god
01:08:29i closed in a minute and i i haven't cast my ballot yet every vote counts
01:08:34i got an idea good strike
01:08:53what how i don't know use your looks or something just give me enough time so i can escape
01:08:58absolutely not if you leave me or here alone with him we are done come on theresa don't be a
01:09:05bitch
01:09:05gotta win this election what about my needs i thought you loved me
01:09:14turns out i love power more
01:09:23i'm here to cast my ballot voting is closed no more votes allowed
01:09:27i'm so sorry marian braden is right the voting closed a minute ago
01:09:32no no but but yeah rules are rules marian i guess it should have ran faster
01:09:42why not my queen one vote does not decide the fate of a city
01:09:48since i've got both of you here i can at least inform you that after carefully counting the votes
01:09:53the next mayor of willow creek is neither of you
01:09:59it's a tie
01:10:04what that's impossible i demand a recount
01:10:07i assure you sir it's a tie
01:10:09okay well how do we break this tie there has to be a mayor
01:10:15actually it's never happened before i'd have to consult the compliance handbook so unfortunately i don't have an answer for
01:10:22you right now
01:10:22i do according to the compliance handbook in the event of a tie any voter who was
01:10:28prevented from casting their ballots may do so now
01:10:32come on you made that up look it up paragraph 10 clause 5
01:10:38this page is correct
01:10:41i know and i would like to now formally cast my vote for myself
01:10:47then by majority vote marian page is hereby elected mayor of willow creek
01:11:02i don't concede
01:11:10i don't concede
01:11:18the gods know we tried to use our words
01:11:21but you simply did not seem to understand them
01:11:26rules are rules brayden
01:11:27i guess you should have read more
01:11:33security
01:11:36take him away
01:11:38come on
01:11:41this isn't all
01:11:43actually
01:11:43it is
01:11:45bye
01:11:46we have vanquished your douchey ex
01:11:51yeah
01:12:12my lady it is happening it appears the book is calling me back
01:12:16no no no no no no
01:12:23no no no no no
01:12:24no no no
01:12:26you have won your campaign my queen
01:12:29you are no longer in need of my assistance
01:12:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:46I accept my fate.
01:12:49I don't.
01:12:54I've spent years hiding, protecting myself,
01:12:58pretending that I didn't need anyone because I was scared,
01:13:02but I'm not scared anymore.
01:13:03I need you to stay, Adonis. Please.
01:13:07I love you.
01:13:11You do.
01:13:13You're my soulmate.
01:13:19Please. Please, can you stay with me?
01:13:22If the book will allow it, I would stay with you forever.
01:13:48It appears it is worth...
01:13:49I can stay.
01:13:51I can stay.
01:13:53I can stay.
01:13:53I can stay.
01:13:54I can stay.
01:13:54I can stay.
01:14:02What will you do now, Madam Mayor?
01:14:15I would like to thank all of you for believing in me.
01:14:19As your new mayor, I promise to always work for you.
01:14:24And without further ado, I would like to present the grand reopening of the new Willow Creek Library.
01:14:40And to celebrate our grand reopening, we shall be hosting a special recitation of Homer's The Odyssey.
01:14:50Please, I invite you all inside.
01:14:52Everybody follow me!
01:14:54Please, thank you.
01:14:57I hope you're enjoying the wines.
01:15:08Two.
01:15:09Together.
01:15:09When you spoke of your feelings for Marion, I realized I wanted that devotion for myself.
01:15:19Luckily, Brayden literally shoved me into his arms.
01:15:25Marion, I owe you an apology.
01:15:28I was cruel to you and you didn't deserve it.
01:15:31And for the record, I always loved reading.
01:15:34I just had to pretend like I didn't because Brayden couldn't handle me being smarter than him.
01:15:39Yeah.
01:15:40Sounds like Brayden.
01:15:42Teresa.
01:15:43How are you?
01:15:44I am truly happy for the both of you.
01:15:49See you inside, brother.
01:15:51Sorry.
01:15:56Oh, my mom would have loved this.
01:15:58And you.
01:16:00I mean, I don't think she would have expected me to end up with a Greek god.
01:16:03But she loved a happy ending.
01:16:11I love you, my queen.
01:16:16I love you, my king.
01:16:19I love you, my king.
01:16:36We shot.
01:16:37We shot.
01:16:47Talk of a pink noise.
01:16:51Walk under the ice.
01:16:54Pocketbook in a disguise.
01:16:57Looking through frozen eyes.
01:17:01Shout over mountains.
01:17:03Wait for a prize.
01:17:05Think about this guy running
01:17:08Whisper to hypnotize
01:17:16Whisper to hypnotize
01:17:22Shout all the mountains
01:17:24Tornado all the machines
01:17:27To overthrow all the bad dreams
01:17:31Cause the dominoes are turned up
01:17:34And the radio is burning
01:17:36Hold on to the toe
01:17:43Try to go
01:17:46Forget about everything