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00:07and all new king of the hill
00:09then on the mother of all fox sundays
00:12is the nanny stealing march's family
00:14i'm not insane
00:15run march
00:16run
00:17a new simpsons
00:18all starting right now on fox
00:21who in the media tricked you
00:27king of the hill welcomes clint black
00:29winona randy travis and more to fanfare 2000
00:32but their biggest fan has a score to settle
00:36you stole my song
00:38would a couple of beers help the situation
00:40i know it would help me
00:42the king of the hill season finale
00:45next sunday
00:46now on the mother of all fox sundays
00:49is the nanny stealing march's family
00:51i'm not insane
00:52run march run
00:53a new simpsons followed by a new malcolm starting next
01:05fox exposes the simpsons get the inside dirt on their private lives
01:09shut up i'm glad you make the least money
01:11oh that's it
01:12hear the simpsons shocking true story from the stars themselves
01:16homer and i had real chemistry on screen
01:18every day i thought about firing march
01:21the simpsons season finale next sunday
01:24now when mom's under the weather
01:27will malcolm and his brothers hold the mother of all pranks
01:31boys
01:31malcolm in the middle starts right now on fox
01:41turn up fox season finale sunday
01:44they plan the ultimate family vacation
01:46boys
01:47the sun
01:48the surf
01:49but they forgot
01:51just one thing
01:53where's dewey
01:55oh my god
01:55it's the surprising malcolm season finale
01:59next sunday
02:00now a genie grants moulder three wishes
02:03i wish for peace honor
02:05done
02:05the x-files
02:07i guess i should have seen this coming
02:08all new next on fox
02:13thanks for watching abc
02:15stay tuned for your local news
02:17next
02:19the singers have a dream
02:21the judges have the answers
02:23you have the power
02:25but there's one big difference
02:28this summer on abc
02:30when the performances end
02:32the drama begins
02:33for the first time
02:35performers will compete together
02:36and live together
02:38all the struggles
02:39all the triumphs
02:41and you will see it all
02:42the one
02:43making a music star
02:45coming this july
02:46only on abc
02:58t-27
03:09later on the tonight show
03:10now that you know how it all ended
03:13jay's giving you one more chance
03:15to hang out with all the friends
03:17plus tunes from the black eyed peas
03:19your local news
03:21next to ten
03:22the friends finale
03:23the end of an era
03:28the leaders of our community
03:30state and country
03:31lifted up in prayer
03:32on this national day of prayer
03:34glory glory hallelujah
03:37sure nbc has funny shows
03:39but how do you remember
03:40when they're on
03:41third rock bullet rates
03:42just shoot me
03:43tuesday
03:43tuesday
03:44tuesday
03:44tuesday
03:44what night are they on tv
03:46tuesday
03:47tuesday
03:47tuesday
03:50tuesday
03:51well i did it
03:53twelve years in a row
03:54what turn 40
03:56tuesday
03:57tuesday
03:58tuesday
04:07tuesday
04:08hey tonight
04:08stay up late for nbc saturday night live
04:11hosted by frazier himself
04:13kelsey grammar
04:13with the music of cheryl crow
04:15local news is next
04:17coming up next on newscenter 10's
04:19eleven o'clock news
04:20a lee county man is charged with running down
04:22two teenagers on bicycles
04:24An accused killer awaits his fate in South Georgia, and a singing car dealer comes up with a perfect pitch.
04:30Your local news is right now.
04:54Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday night, Tuesday night, Tuesday night, Tuesday night, Tuesday night, Tuesday night.
04:56I heard a rock when the waves just shoot me, wish I knew when I could see.
05:00Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
05:04Hey Tonight, stay up late for NBC Saturday Live, hosted by Frazier himself, Kelsey Hammer, with the music of Sheryl
05:11Crow.
05:11Your local news is next.
05:14Coming up next on NewsCenter 10's 11 o'clock news, a Lee County man is charged with running down two
05:19teenagers on bicycles.
05:20An accused killer awaits his fate in South Georgia, and a singing car dealer comes up with a perfect pitch.
05:26Your local news is right now.
05:33Next at 10, the Friends finale, the end of an era.
05:38I'll be there for you.
05:40The leaders of our community, state, and country lifted up in prayer on this national day of prayer.
05:47Glory, glory, hallelujah.
05:50A story still developing.
05:52A family...
06:01Dustin Hoffman, Gina Davis, and Andy Garcia star in Hero.
06:06A special movie presentation, Christmas night on Fox.
06:14Good evening, I'm Lisa Ram.
06:16An apartment fire sends about two dozen people looking for shelter on Christmas Eve.
06:20But they have no problem finding reason to be grateful.
06:23We'll tell you why next on Primetime.
06:44If you think they work hard, wait till you see them play.
06:50Should I put it on your costume?
06:52Uh, okay.
06:54I'm not interested in it happening again.
06:55In fact, it wasn't so great.
06:59From the creator of Sex and the City...
07:01I am hotter than a fox in a firestorm.
07:05The Street...
07:06Let's get to work.
07:07The series premiere starts right now.
07:17I have lost seven million bucks on the stock in one day.
07:21Next week on The Street.
07:23Last night I went to see Devin Alden.
07:25She told me something that she shouldn't have about her father's company.
07:28I could save him from losing his shirt.
07:30Why am I not doing that?
07:31I was thinking tomorrow night we could try a threesome.
07:34What are you packing?
07:35Excuse me?
07:36You know, your manhood.
07:37Schnausage.
07:37The current fit is 4.75 inches.
07:39But a hundred.
07:40Over.
07:41Done.
07:41Let's see.
07:41What do we got?
07:42Oh, well, she's kind of intriguing.
07:44What about him?
07:52Oh, that pipe sure smells good.
07:55Well, here.
07:56I always carry a spare.
07:58And it's already lit.
08:01Boy, June, you got to see our new twin beds.
08:04Oh, honey, remember how excited we were when we got ours?
08:06Boy, do I.
08:08Speaking of which, where's the beaver?
08:11Golly, Jeannie, we don't want to hear about this.
08:19Should you choose to escape, classic TV Monday continues with Caroline and the City, next
08:24on NBC.
08:25In 1979, audiences thrilled to the sight of an alien bursting from a man's stomach.
08:31Now, almost 20 years later, could it happen again?
08:35I'm pregnant!
08:36Alien mother, human father.
08:39Is it yours?
08:40No.
08:41But it could be.
08:42Or is this just a sick ratings ploy?
08:45Makes me want to be a girl.
08:46The Third Rock, June, Alien.
08:48All new, Wednesday, 9, 8 central on NBC.
08:50It's a special Thursday night, Just Shoot Me, this week on NBC.
08:55David Spade plays a lovable cat.
08:59Thursday night, Brian Dennehy plays his dad.
09:03There's David Spade in leather slacks.
09:06Brian Dennehy got an axe.
09:08Just shoot me after friends on Thursday night with Brian Dennehy.
09:15He's the one on the ride.
09:16Thursday night in NBC.
09:20It's a bird, it's a bird.
09:21Thursday night comedy, Working, present, You and Your Boss.
09:25No matter where you work, you have a boss.
09:28I'll be in my office, Hal.
09:29I'll wake you in an hour.
09:31Make it half an hour, we got a code red here.
09:33He's a model of leadership.
09:36Hard work and integrity.
09:38Just a second.
09:39So respect your boss, because he respects you.
09:43The Boss wants to see you.
09:45Working on NBC Wednesday.
09:55I don't get it.
09:56I mean, you told me to be more assertive, and it's...
09:59I have to say, it's not working well.
10:06What do you mean?
10:08Well, people seem to really dislike me.
10:13Why do you think that is?
10:15I don't know.
10:17Come on, why do you think?
10:20Maybe...
10:21Maybe it's because I like to flick them with the end of myself.
10:27Now we're getting somewhere.
10:34Hey, folks, I'm Johnny Chimes, and here's a swinging tune I wrote about Just Shoot Me.
10:38Tuesday on NBC.
10:40It's a little show called Just Shoot Me.
10:43Tuesdays on my CTV.
10:46That wasn't what it looked like.
10:48Good.
10:49It looked like you were making out with your grandpa.
10:51Kooky, funky, spooky, monkey.
10:53Hey, it's Just Shoot Me.
10:56Just Shoot Me.
10:56You do me, Just Shoot Me on NBC.
11:00Tonight at 9.30, 8.30 Central.
11:09And that many of you don't know when Third Rock is on.
11:12So, we wrote this song.
11:13You ready for a big shot?
11:14Wednesday.
11:15Third Rock.
11:16Third Rock.
11:17Watch the TV, NBC.
11:18Third Rock.
11:18Wednesday night.
11:19Middle of the week's delight.
11:20Third Rock.
11:21Wednesday night on NBC.
11:23Wednesday.
11:23Wednesday.
11:24Third Rock.
11:25Third Rock.
11:26Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.
11:27Sally, Thomas, Dick and Beat.
11:28Third Rock.
11:29Yopsy!
11:30Third Rock.
11:30Wednesday.
11:31Watch the TV, NBC.
11:32Wednesday.
11:32Wednesday, Wednesday.
11:33Third Rock on Wednesday now.
11:35A special one-hour Third Rock.
11:36Wednesday at 8, 7 Central on NBC.
11:43Yeah, I'd like to send a telegram, please.
11:45To Mr. Bill Gamble.
11:47My name?
11:49Min Kwok.
11:51Yeah, just like it sounds.
11:54Ready?
11:54Arrive Ohio Saturday.
11:57Much like stay with you.
11:59We bring your twin sons, Doc and Rock Kwok.
12:04Doc like the boys, big time.
12:08P.S.
12:11I hear you're having...
12:18I'm kind of coming down from a relationship, and I really shouldn't get involved.
12:22Next week on the street.
12:24Nice to meet you, Bridget.
12:25Nice to meet you.
12:27Done!
12:28Doesn't make it stop you thinking.
12:30He's going to cover his client list.
12:31I wish there was something I could do.
12:33You want me to have sex with your wife, Pat, Bat Patty?
12:35She needs it, Freddie.
12:38Oh, God.
12:39You want me to transfer $2 billion worth of business over a golf game?
12:43You souped up balls.
12:45I demand to see her balls.
12:47I'm in.
12:50Sunday, an incredible true story of love and courage.
12:53Do you believe in heaven?
12:54I suppose I do.
12:55It was a dream vacation to Italy.
12:57Smile.
12:58Until the unthinkable happened.
13:02There's nothing we can do.
13:03If this is too hard, it's okay to die.
13:06We wish to donate Nicholas Orkans.
13:08Jamie Lee Curtis and the true story that inspired the world.
13:11This is a young man who received the heart of his son.
13:14Gracia, Nicholas.
13:16Nicholas's Gift.
13:17CBS Sunday.
13:20Thank you for watching CBS.
13:23Please stay tuned for your local news.
13:27You attend on News 22.
13:30A Michiana singer is trying to rope country stardom.
13:34And epidemiologist Rick Mecklenburg, a gorgeous day today, even warmer tomorrow.
13:39But how's the holiday weekend shaping up?
13:41I'll show you the seven day coming up.
13:44And new at 10, a mystery star.
13:46The thing is, Mr. Wick was wearing a wonder bra because there's no way that was natural.
13:50No.
13:51Still, for a bunch of corn-fed Midwesterners, we really turned it out.
13:56Can I ask you one thing?
13:58How come we always get sucked into these big dance things?
14:02Why?
14:03I'll tell you why.
14:05Five, six, seven, eight.
14:15We're looking at 405 that's real cozy.
14:18Take the room at the end of the hall.
14:21Well, if you're going to say, I've got champagne and pizza and...
14:25I know you had a hard day.
14:27But for what it's worth, when I have kids, I can't think of anyone I'd rather have babysit than than
14:31you.
14:32I'll be too.
14:32You got it.
14:33Me too.
14:34So the idea is that I watch the kids while y'all go away for the weekend?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Yeah.
14:42We may have to rethink that idea.
14:45I'll get cups for the champagne.
14:52Hard to believe the whole thing's yours, huh?
14:54No, I still can't find that damn remote.
15:00Go ahead.
15:01Touch your skin.
15:03Because Lever 2000 has moisturizer.
15:06I have so much to do.
15:09One thing you don't have to do is worry about tires.
15:13Next Monday, Markie Post stars as a mother who was once abducted by aliens.
15:17And now they're back for her daughter.
15:18Here's a look at the NBC sci-fi thriller, Visitors of the Night.
15:22Judith is a mother who was abducted at five years old by aliens.
15:25She begins to discover the truth about herself because it's happening to her daughter, too.
15:35And it's all beginning to come back.
15:36The aliens have a way of making them forget what's happened to them.
15:39And wants to save her from the worst fate she can think of aside from death, which is to be
15:43taken away from her.
15:44People won't take me!
15:48Visitors of the Night premieres next Monday on NBC.
15:51Your local news is next.
16:08The NBC profile, Jill Hennessey.
16:11Her show, Law & Order.
16:12Her character, Claire Kincaid.
16:14A description, stylish.
16:16Claire is a very cool chick.
16:18She spends most of her money on good wardrobe for court.
16:21Another adjective, dedicated.
16:23She concentrates on work.
16:24She goes out, works with the cops.
16:27Now, Claire Kincaid goes it alone.
16:29Don't really have a case.
16:31I think we do.
16:32You try.
16:32Trying her first case of murder as a lead prosecutor.
16:35It's on an all-new Law & Order Wednesday.
16:38Hey, Jay was high-rolling it in Vegas, but this week he's back in L.A. with all-new Tonight
16:43Shows.
16:43Your local news is next.
17:02And NBC's Thanksgiving extravaganza beginning this Thursday with...
17:06Home Alone, and continuing all weekend with the Mighty Ducks, Dennis the Menace, and Jurassic Park.
17:11Love that birdie, huh?
17:13Gobble.
17:14Once again, NBC trivia.
17:17Can you guess Kramer's first name?
17:19Chi-Chi.
17:20Brick.
17:21Sven.
17:23Clemente.
17:24Gunther.
17:25Tom.
17:25Mozart.
17:28George.
17:29Well, as long as you're sure.
17:31What is Kramer's first name?
17:33Find out Thursday on Seinfeld.
17:35Mommies is next on...
17:39Hi, Tatiana Ali here.
17:41Don't laugh, but here I am eight years ago performing on Star Search.
17:46Hey, yo, imagine how you know.
17:49Hey, yo, imagine how you know.
17:53To keep you from getting to me.
17:57If you need me, call me.
18:00Hey, yo, Tatiana.
18:03Catch Tatiana Ali Mondays on The Fresh Prince.
18:06Next, Melissa...
18:10Now, classic NBC.
18:12Ten years ago, when Seinfeld's Julia Louis-Dreyfus starred on Saturday Night Live, there wasn't
18:17a dry eye left in the house.
18:18Is that the society totally dominated by men?
18:22Many of the first homesteaders were women.
18:28There was a famous woman train robber.
18:37Monday, NBC presents Serving in Silence, based on a true story of one woman's battle with
18:42the military.
18:43Go backstage to a premiere screening for Serving in Silence.
18:46Tremendously moving and very important.
18:48Being close is fabulous.
18:50The script is fabulous.
18:53It was a very moving experience.
18:54It's beautifully done.
18:56The world premiere of Serving in Silence.
18:59Stay tuned for the series premiere of an all-new comedy, Hope and Gloria.
19:03Go backstage with star Cynthia Stevenson.
19:05It's a show about friendship, and it's a show about two very different women that become
19:10unlikely friends.
19:12We meet in the laundry room, and you see immediately how different we are.
19:17Oh, you're nuts.
19:20Jessica comes in and rips off her sweater, and she's there in her bra, but we do become
19:24friends.
19:24I like that.
19:25You know, two women rooting for each other, really helping each other.
19:29The premiere of the all-new comedy, Hope and Gloria, joins the must-see TV.
19:35NBC returns now to Paul Reiser.
19:38Hi, I'm Paul Reiser, and in two and a half hours, I'm going to be hosting Saturday Night
19:42Live.
19:42What an honor to be part of that tradition.
19:44I mean, this is the legendary Saturday Night Live snack area.
19:47You know, tell me, this banana, Steve Martin had this banana, he thought about eating it.
19:51Like, this apple, Eddie Murphy held this apple in his hand.
19:55Doesn't get any more exciting than that.
19:57Look!
19:58Ooh, that gold.
20:00See you.
20:03The one-hour finales of Friends and Frazier, right here on NBC.
20:08Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
20:14Oh, my.
20:15And maybe I seem a bit confused.
20:18Well, maybe.
20:19But I got you, Peg.
20:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:23But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
20:28They're calling again.
20:31Good night!
20:35ABC News.
20:36More Americans get their news from ABC News
20:40than from any other source.
20:49Most of the rain from today decreasing through the overnight period tonight.
20:53I'm meteorologist Rob Marciano.
20:55Your detailed forecast coming up on K2 News.
21:02A presentation of ABC News.
21:04More Americans get their news from ABC News
21:09than from any other source.
21:17Clouds will be moving in tonight for more rain on your Saturday and Sunday.
21:21This is Rob Marciano.
21:22Your complete forecast coming up on K2 News.
21:31One of Chief Magnet's best cops will face the ultimate test.
21:36Nicholas Torturo guests on The District.
21:39Then, this reporter knows CIA secrets.
21:41He had to have at least one source in the agency.
21:44That could cost an operative his life.
21:47The agency after The District, CBS Saturday.
21:50Magic could accomplish anything.
21:51I don't want to recognize you now.
21:54It saved his family.
21:55Never come near me or my daughter again.
21:57Never!
21:58What could it do?
22:00The impossible.
22:02We're facing disaster.
22:03Soon or later this war will end.
22:10NBC presents Golden Globe winner, Peter Fonda.
22:13In the most magical movie event of the holiday season, The Tempest, next Sunday on NBC.
22:20This week on The Tonight Show, J-Welcome schedule guests Gwyneth Paltrow, Benick, friends Lisa Kudrow, Vince Vaughn, and Cindy
22:26Crawford.
22:27Plus the music of Mariah Carey and R.E.M.
22:29Your local news is next.
22:32Crunch time.
22:33Hail is blamed for destruction at this marina near Deception Pass.
22:36Deja vu, one day after this accident at a football game, a railing gives way at another stadium.
22:42And look who's getting a taste of winter, an unexpected snowfall.
22:46His magic could accomplish anything.
22:49No one will recognize you now.
22:51It saved his family.
22:52Never come near me or my daughter again.
22:54Never!
22:55What could it do?
22:57The impossible.
22:58We're facing disaster.
23:00Soon or later this war will end.
23:04We are you!
23:07NBC presents Golden Globe winner Peter Fonda.
23:10In the most magical movie event of the holiday season, The Tempest, next Sunday on NBC.
23:17This week on The Tonight Show, J-Welcome schedule guests Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck, friends Lisa Kudrow, Vince Vaughn, and
23:23Cindy Crawford.
23:24Plus the music of Mariah Carey and R.E.M.
23:27Your local news is next.
23:29Crunch time.
23:30Hail is blamed for destruction at this marina near Deception Pass.
23:34Deja vu.
23:35One day after this accident at a football game, a railing gives way at another stadium.
23:40And look who's getting a taste of winter, an unexpected snowfall.
23:46Next on ABC.
23:53What are we looking for, Franklin?
23:55We're coming in.
24:05It's right there.
24:09And I'm Nancy Snyderman.
24:11This week on Good Morning America, how to get the right rental car at the right price.
24:15Also teaching men the fine art of shopping and how your computer can teach you to speak a foreign language.
24:20Plus Melrose Place's Andrew Shue on Good Morning America this week.
24:23Right now, though, stay tuned for the news.
24:26Coming up next on News 3, millionaire John DuPont is now in police custody.
24:31After waiting two days for DuPont to surrender, they apprehended him while he was trying to restore heat to his
24:36home.
24:37Two nuns were brutally murdered last night in an attack at a chapel in Waterville, Maine.
24:42Police say the man who stabbed and beat them often prayed at that chapel.
24:45Carterville fire officials have a warning for parents about child-proof liners and flooding is causing some problems in Hardin
24:51County.
24:52News 3 is next.
24:53This has been a presentation of ABC News.
24:56More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
25:10Another cloudy day today with drizzle.
25:12Clouds moving out tomorrow.
25:14I'm the urologist Rob Marstein.
25:15forecast and your forecast for the winter on K2 News coming up.
25:24This has been a presentation of ABC News.
25:27More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
25:40It was a cool morning with temperatures in the 20s, 30s, 40s, and 50s.
25:44How cold will it get this weekend?
25:46Detailed forecast on K2 News coming up.
25:56We don't get the chance to fail.
26:0048 Hours Investigates, a special live edition, next.
26:04Cross the line on CSI.
26:06TV's most watched and talked about show.
26:09Say cheese.
26:10CSI on a special night.
26:12CBS Wednesday.
26:13A carjacking that spins out of control.
26:16Joe!
26:17A criminal with a...
26:19The victim severed an artery during the fight and the perp came back and saved his life.
26:23And a missing candy bar.
26:25I did not eat your chippy bar.
26:27Everything against a polygraph.
26:28It's just another day in the district.
26:32Then, a spy plane crashes in China.
26:34The U.S. will protect its secrets at all costs.
26:37Chinese are moving.
26:39An all-new agency following an all-new district CBS Saturday.
26:43Experience.
26:44This has been a presentation of ABC News.
26:47More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
26:52ABC News.
26:54Now traveling to all 50 states in 50 weeks in search of America.
26:58Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, and Danny Glover star in Lethal Weapon 3 Saturday on ABC.
27:04On K2 News, the shootout in Southeast Portland.
27:07Possible sniper evidence in a rental truck.
27:10And Paul McCartney at the Rose Garden.
27:12Now on K2 News.