00:14I'll be your family, Wyatt.
00:17We'll make our own place where no one will find us.
00:19Gene Hackman, Dennis Quaid, Isabella Rossellini, and Oscar winner Kevin Costner as the original American hero.
00:26It all ends now.
00:28Wyatt Earp, NBC Sunday.
00:31In the next ten years, the next five Olympics are only on one network, NBC.
00:45Later on The Tonight Show, Jay's got his hands full when he welcomes the ever-unpredictable Rob Schneider.
00:50You just never know how he'll behave.
00:52Well, you know the same goes for Jay, too.
00:54Your local news is next.
00:57Next, sealed off-borders, stepped-up airstrikes, and mediating freedom for captured soldiers.
01:02The latest on the crisis in Kosovo.
01:04Also, detectives accused two 25-year-old women of viciously brutalizing their learning disabled roommate.
01:10And did a police lecture about gangs in a second-grade classroom go too far?
01:14And a lone beaver wreaking havoc on Washington's cherry trees.
01:18Up next.
01:22Tuesday on Frasier.
01:23Maris and I are back on the expressway to love.
01:26Well, not the expressway, at least the on-ramp.
01:28But somehow, they take a wrong exit.
01:31Maris and I have split up for good.
01:33And there goes the wedding ring.
01:35Goodbye, Maris!
01:37You've hurt me for the last time.
01:39Uh, Niles, is that your Mercedes part down there?
01:42Now, a father and his sons grow closer.
01:44It's the crane, boys.
01:47Loves big losers.
01:48On a must-see TV, Frasier.
01:50NBC Tuesday.
01:52For anyone who's ever called long-distance on the company's dime.
01:57For anyone who's ever worked with a guy like this.
02:01For anyone who's ever endured a company physical.
02:04Or had to listen to this woman talk about her cat.
02:08Or gone before the boss on one of his bad days.
02:11And for anyone who's ever pretended to listen.
02:14We bring you working.
02:16Just like your job, only funnier.
02:19NBC Wednesdays.
02:21Now.
02:22Hey, I'm Johnny Chimes.
02:24Guess who's guest starring on Veronica's Closet this Thursday?
02:27Ted Danson's back Thursday night on NBC.
02:32I never had a thing for you.
02:34He's a plumber with the hots for Kirstie Alley.
02:38I dream about him.
02:40They kiss and smooch and all kinds of other stuff.
02:44All right, you've seen enough.
02:46Stop it!
02:47Ted Danson on Veronica's Closet Thursday night.
02:50After Seinfeld on NBC.
02:56This week in the Tonight Show, Shaquille O'Neal, Sean Colvin, Frazier's Jane Lees, and much more.
03:01Your local news is next.
03:02Just ahead, a Doherty County man and his son are killed in a fire.
03:06A Thomas County jail.
03:12CBS Monday, a powerful hour of television.
03:15I'm not scared.
03:16A sick child.
03:18Am I gonna look like that?
03:19Wants the truth.
03:20That kid needs surgery.
03:22My hands are tied.
03:23What do we do?
03:24But what he needs is a friend.
03:26You're wrong.
03:27I hate you.
03:28An unforgettable Chicago hope.
03:30CBS Monday.
03:34On America's night of television, a doctor must try to reconcile a long-lost father and a bitter son.
03:40I don't want anything from him!
03:42I don't think he'll live out the day.
03:44Dr. Quinn.
03:45Then, if you could read the future of a man you hated, would you ignore your feelings and keep him
03:50alive?
03:50I don't want to save him.
03:51Excuse me?
03:52Early edition.
03:53See Sunday.
03:54An emergency birth reveals a shattering secret.
03:56Now an angel must save a broken marriage.
03:58It's never too late.
03:59Priscilla Presley stars in an all-new Touched by an Angel.
04:03Then, Lewis Gossett Jr. stars in a powerful story of triumph over tragedy.
04:08There's a secret in your house.
04:10To dance with Olivia.
04:11CBS Sunday.
04:17Fox Monday.
04:18The faculty goes wild.
04:21We're about to set the example!
04:22And the students go wilder.
04:25They're having sex in the building.
04:27Under my watch.
04:29An all-new Boston public.
04:31Then, see classic moments from classic game shows.
04:35Doesn't she have pretty nipples?
04:36Uh, pretty dimples.
04:37In an all-new special.
04:39Nympho Mania for 200.
04:41Nympho Rally.
04:42Funniest Game Show Moments 2.
04:44It all starts at 8, 7 Central.
04:46Fox Monday.
04:51Thanks.
04:54Wow, look who's here.
04:56Hi, Margaret.
04:57So, can I help you find something?
04:59I think I already found it.
05:15That man has got it going on.
05:24The faculty goes wild.
05:26We're about to set the examples!
05:28And the students go wilder.
05:31They're having sex in the building.
05:33Under my watch.
05:34An all-new Boston public, 8, 7 Central, Fox, Monday.
05:39Fox Wednesday.
05:41Whoa!
05:42When Jordan's pet gets loose.
05:44There's my snake!
05:45What?
05:45Bernie isn't taking any chances.
05:47Don't laugh at me.
05:48Don't know, sir.
05:49I ain't a conner running around here.
05:50Bernie and Matt.
05:51All-new at 8, 7 Central, Fox, Wednesday.
05:53I'm going to go, Monday.
05:55Just practicing for my new talk show.
05:57Is it true what we've heard about you and Gwyneth Paltrow?
05:59Welcome our next guest.
06:00How'd it go in there?
06:01Jimmy Kimmel Live, late night, starting Super Bowl Sunday on ABC.
06:06Their love was meant to be.
06:07Since the day that I finally married a man that I love.
06:10Only one thing could come between them.
06:12Love not.
06:13On Monday, a new book begins.
06:15Kayla is determined to destroy him.
06:17Teen weeks, you will know everything.
06:19But Allison finally figured out she could do so much better.
06:21Port Charles surrender at a special time after All My Children Monday.
06:25Jeff Garcia and the Niners take on the upset hungry Rams
06:28in a season-ending clash of division rivals.
06:30Michaels and Madden are here for Monday night.
06:35Up next here, surprising new information about how Al-Qaeda gets its money.
06:39Plus the latest on the hunt for these five men.
06:41And whether you own or rent a home, you'll see changes in 2003.
06:46California.
06:47Their love was meant to be.
06:48Since the day that I finally married a man that I love.
06:51Only one thing could come between them.
06:54Love not.
06:54On Monday, a new book begins.
06:56Kayla is determined to destroy my life.
06:59And in 13 weeks, you will know everything.
07:01And Allison finally figured out she could do so much better.
07:03Port Charles surrender at a special time after All My Children Monday.
07:07Jeff Garcia and the Niners take on the upset hungry Rams
07:10in a season-ending clash of division rivals.
07:13Michaels and Madden are here for Monday night.
07:17Up next here, surprising new information about how Al-Qaeda gets its money.
07:21Plus the latest on the hunt for these five men.
07:23And whether you own or rent a home, you'll see changes in 2003.
07:28California.
07:28Pennsylvania.
07:32Winter ghost.
07:35Winter ghost.
07:35Bastante chants.
07:38Winter ghost.
07:40Winter ghost.
07:40Winter ghost.
08:08I'll see you next time.
08:28They never imagined they could hurt each other so badly.
08:31If you break her heart, I promise you I will be the first one in line to put it back
08:35together.
08:35The season finale of Dharma and Greg.
08:37It's over. It's done. Get out.
08:39But this isn't all, and you won't believe how the season ends.
08:43Tuesday at 9, 8 central on ABC.
08:46In the blink of an eye.
08:48Oh my God, we're at war.
08:49So many young Americans forever lost their innocence.
08:53Pearl Harbor.
08:53Saturday.
08:55Dramatic accounts from Americans and Japanese who were there.
08:58People were saying, abandon ship, abandon ship.
09:01The horror, the heroes, and two hours that changed the world.
09:05Saturday.
09:06An explosion rocks Santa Monica, leaving an elderly man dead,
09:10and firefighters unable to get to his body for hours.
09:13So what caused the deadly mess that forced neighbors from their homes?
09:17Good evening. I'm Giovanna.
09:22Saturdays. Grab some playground for twice the mess.
09:25Whoa!
09:26Will the human tragedy never cease?
09:28Twice the dodgeball.
09:30That's gotta hurt.
09:31Twice the recess.
09:32Now who's with me?
09:33TJ, Spinelli, Mikey, Gus, Vince, Gretchen.
09:37Six friends, two back-to-back episodes.
09:40Whoa!
09:41W Recess.
09:42Part of Disney's One Saturday Morning.
09:45Starting at 8.30 Eastern Time.
09:467.30 everywhere else.
09:48Saturdays on ABC.
09:50Let's get this show in the row.
10:02Nobody's going.
10:03Everybody get on the floor.
10:05We have breaking news right now.
10:07Put the gun away.
10:08There are 10 to 20 hostages.
10:10My little girl's in there.
10:13Sharpshooters in position.
10:14Daddy!
10:16What's happening?
10:17Once and again, Wednesday on ABC.
10:21Next Friday, Making the Band returns to ABC.
10:25Woo!
10:25Be there when hard work starts to pay off for the guys as their song hits the air.
10:30I'm on the radio!
10:32Go behind the music and discover the real stories.
10:35When Making the Band returns next Friday to ABC.
10:41I don't know if you can make your peace with God, but you might make it with a camera.
10:49Here, we rip the wrapper off this particular kind of package and we just feed it out there raw.
10:54Feed the mud.
10:55Put your arms around it, Alice, and brace it.
10:57The Beast, coming ABC June 13th.
10:59Viewer discretion advised.
11:07Saturday.
11:08I'm pregnant.
11:09Oscar winner Emma Thompson, Danny DeVito, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
11:12Does my body disgust you?
11:14Junior.
11:14Saturday at 8.30, 7.30 Central.
11:16Is this your first?
11:18Yes.
11:18The ABC Big Picture Show.
11:20A great movie every Saturday night.
11:24Next Friday, Making the Band returns to ABC.
11:28Woo!
11:29Be there when hard work starts to pay off for the guys as their song hits the air.
11:33I'm on the radio!
11:35Go behind the music and discover the real stories.
11:39Stay to ABC.
11:42I don't know.
11:43I'd make it with a camera.
11:46Here, we rip the wrapper off this particular kind of package and they're raw.
11:50Feed the mud.
11:51Put your arms around it, Alice, and brace it.
11:53The Beast, coming ABC June 13th.
11:56Viewer discretion advised.
12:03Later on The Tonight Show, Dave finds out all the latest hang-ups of our fine friend, Lisa Kudrow.
12:09The Tonight Show, now with more cleansing action, clothes-wise as two.
12:12Your local news is back.
12:14Next on The News Tonight, do you, Yahoo?
12:16Not today.
12:16The sinister plot that shut down one of the Internet's most popular sites.
12:20And it could save your life.
12:21A new device that brings one of the most sophisticated pieces of hospital equipment
12:24to the scene of an accident.
12:26The news seconds away.
12:28You know those people...
12:36Look, we're at ABC Donuts, a real donut shop where real cops are talking about high incidents.
12:41Put it down!
12:42Now, see, he's under stress right now.
12:44This poor guy is under stress.
12:45That's why we take a break and have a donut.
12:47It takes the pressure off a little bit.
12:49Check out the show that's turning cops into critics.
12:51I think ABC has a good hit with it.
12:53Give it a thumbs up.
12:54High Incident, ABC Thursday.
13:21Coming up tonight on News 13 is...
13:23Number one drama.
13:25Corporate attorney Nicholas Fallon has broken the law.
13:28What'd you do?
13:29Got arrested for drugs.
13:30To clear his name, he'll have to represent the most desperate clients.
13:34This is Hunter Reed, Your Honor.
13:35Yesterday, his father allegedly killed his mother.
13:38What?
13:38Two very different worlds are about to collide.
13:41Why would he hurt her?
13:42Why?
13:43The Guardian, Tuesdays this fall on CBS.
13:45Tonight on...
13:46We asked Simpsons creator Matt Groening for a sneak peek of the new Fox series Futurama.
13:51This is Bender the Robot.
13:54Big eyes, square pupils.
13:56That's how you can tell he's a robot.
13:58He's kind of crude, but you can get the idea here.
14:01There's the bullet-shaped head.
14:03Bender's bad.
14:04Don't be like Bender.
14:05He's a bad role model.
14:08In fact, in general, don't be like any robot.
14:11That's my advice.
14:12It's Bender.
14:13Bite my shiny metal.
14:15Get to know Bender on Futurama tonight after an all-new Simpsons on Fox.
14:21Catch an all-new Futurama when it moves to its new night, Fox Tuesday.
14:26I can't believe they threw me out like that.
14:28Let's just come move in with me.
14:30That would be great.
14:31You sure I won't be imposing?
14:33Nah, I've always wanted a pet.
14:35Here we are.
14:36I've never even seen a robot's apartment before.
14:38Come on in.
14:39Your new home.
14:41It's kind of cramped in here.
14:43Ambushed.
14:43Wait.
14:44Where's your bathroom?
14:45Bath what?
14:46Bathroom.
14:47What room?
14:47Bathroom.
14:48What what?
14:49Be there when Futurama moves to Fox Tuesday at 830, 730 Central.
14:54Next.
14:55In a presentation of ABC News.
14:57More Americans get their news from ABC News.
15:01Than from any other source.
15:04Sandra Bullock and Harry Connick Jr.
15:06Hope floats Monday 8, 7 Central on ABC.
15:10The rains are done for today, but another storm coming in for your Saturday.
15:13Stick around for your complete forecast on K2 News at 11.
15:20The rains are done for today, but another storm coming in for your Saturday.
15:23Omaha.
15:24Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:24C'mon.
