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00:00The exclusive conclusion of Pandora's Clock, NBC, tomorrow night.
00:04The truth isn't easy to find.
00:07Now NBC dares to ask the question, what if they had a kid?
00:11Our proud papa is all in the family's Carol O'Connor, mated with mom to be Carol Burnett.
00:17Through the magic of television, we have, voila, this bundle of joy.
00:23Oh, hey, it's Jamie from Mad About You.
00:26And what a coincidence.
00:28Carol and Carol just happen to be playing Jamie's parents on an all new Mad About You.
00:31We're very excited.
00:33Carol O'Connor and Carol Burnett on the 100th Mad About You.
00:41This week on NBC's Tonight Show, Jay welcomes scheduled guests Ricky, Gary Shambling, Margo Kidder, the Dave Matthews Band, and
00:47more.
00:48Your welcome news is next.
01:06NBC's Saturday Night Thrilogy returns this week, and the search is on.
01:11Dark skies.
01:15The Saturn launch could be sabotaged.
01:18They weren't planting him.
01:19Dad!
01:20The pretender.
01:23The plane crash is not exactly a lie.
01:25What did he mean by that?
01:27Profiler.
01:28These guys think they've got Jack the Ripper on their hands.
01:31Well, maybe they do.
01:32Dark skies.
01:33The pretender.
01:34And profiler.
01:34See you soon.
01:37In 35 minutes, catch a classic Tonight Show.
01:40Jay's in Las Vegas with special guests Robin Williams and David Lee Roth.
01:43Viva!
01:44Your local news is next.
01:46And next on Channel 6 News, the man who's supposed to clean up blighted housing in New Orleans owns blighted
01:51property himself.
01:52We'll tell you all about it.
01:54Also, Madonna is a mother.
01:56And who makes a better boss, a man or a woman?
01:5810.
02:06Next week on the season finale of Dark Angel.
02:12Where are you, sir?
02:13Just keep driving.
02:14That X-5 is mine.
02:16You think I'm going to let you have her?
02:17You're a dead man.
02:18I'd rather see Manticore die than let her promote it.
02:21He's going to help us.
02:23Help us what?
02:23Take down Manafort.
02:25We have intruders.
02:27Mobilize the X-7s.
02:28They're just kids.
02:29Max comes face to face with her most lethal enemy ever.
02:33Do you know who I am?
02:34Herself.
02:37Favorites.
02:37And that's why my dear friend Kelso plans to have a romantic weekend without feds.
02:41I've been chasing you for six blocks.
02:43Hey, Bonnie, I didn't see you.
02:44Drive, you sneaky son of a...
02:46That 70s show.
02:47And how do you impress Mr. Wright?
02:50A new grounded for life.
02:52Then, the drill instructors go on a rampage to prepare the recruits for their final and most challenging mission.
02:58I'm going to tear you off like you would not believe.
03:01An all-new boot camp.
03:02It all starts at 8, 7 central tomorrow on Fox.
03:11Feline DNA makes her the ultimate soldier.
03:14Next Tuesday on an all-new Dark Angel.
03:16I'm in heat again.
03:18It will make her the ultimate sex kitten.
03:20Can Max resist the call of the wild?
03:24Thanks.
03:25I need that.
03:26This is the episode.
03:27You ready?
03:28I'm never ready in my life.
03:29You must not miss.
03:31Take off your clothes.
03:32An all-new Dark Angel.
03:33I hope you're as good as you look, soldier.
03:35Because I'm not a girl who takes disappointment lying down.
03:37At 9, 8 central next Tuesday on Fox.
03:40Next on CBS.
03:42See Tuesday, a serial killer may be aboard the ship.
03:45I will pray to God you're wrong.
03:47We need to find the element that sets this killer off.
03:49Halt!
03:50An all-new Jag.
03:51His dad moves in.
03:52His boss falls off the wagon.
03:54My cover's your...
03:55Damn by your man.
03:56It's the wildest day of this attorney's life.
03:59All-new Guardian after Jag.
04:01CBS Tuesday.
04:02Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
04:04Gather the family.
04:04Stay tuned for Everybody Loves Raymond.
04:06It's all-new CBS Next.
04:09CBS Tuesday.
04:10The countdown to the big day begins.
04:13I'm getting married.
04:13With a wild bachelor party.
04:15And an even wilder wedding shower.
04:18You rock, Maxine.
04:19But Amy's stepbrother has a secret that could ruin the day.
04:23I think you're up to something.
04:25An all-new Judging Amy.
04:27CBS Tuesday.
04:38Later on with tonight's show, Jake goes out of this world to talk to two-time Academy Award winner Kevin
04:43Spacey.
04:43Plus, the latest report from Bill O'Reilly and the Icy Tunes of Bjork.
04:48Your local news is next.
04:49I'm Paul Major.
04:50Straight ahead on Carol 11 News.
04:51The first reports of U.S. casualties tonight as the ground war begins in Afghanistan will have the latest.
04:57Also, two more cases of anthrax in America.
05:00May 23rd.
05:01Pleasure becomes power.
05:03Cleopatra.
05:05A wake-up call for one Sioux Falls school today.
05:08After that school is evacuated, officials are forced to act.
05:11So how safe are your kids?
05:13Dakota First News is on now.
05:16Next week on an all-new Allie McBeal.
05:19What exactly do you see in him besides the top of his head?
05:22Don't take this the wrong way.
05:23I own a male escort service.
05:25You own a...
05:27Who are we trying to forget about here at Greg Butters?
05:29He sees you with a great-looking guy.
05:31It'll make him think twice.
05:32We're looking to make him jealous.
05:34It may involve you kissing me.
05:36Feigning you might even want to sleep with me.
05:39There he is.
05:41Don't be too obvious.
05:43Just everybody act natural, damn it.
05:45I smell a great evening ahead.
05:53Next week on Party of Five.
05:55What happened with us was a mistake?
05:58No.
05:58Then why'd you kiss me?
06:00Don't worry.
06:01Claudia and I are under control.
06:04What did you do?
06:05You look incredible.
06:07What did you do?
06:09Daphne.
06:09Hey.
06:10What are you doing here?
06:12Daphne showed up today.
06:13She does want to see Diana.
06:14Does she want her back?
06:16Does she want her back?
06:18An all-new Party of Five after an all-new 90210 next Wednesday.
06:24Through Saturday only, Terry Shelby Chamberlain is deeply discounting cars and cars.
06:29Thousands below suggestions.
06:29He was watching Michael and Sidney and then the camera went around and they saw the back
06:34of her head and it went all the way around and there she was.
06:36It was Kimberly's.
06:38I thought that was pretty chilling.
06:39Oh no, my favorite's when I came on the show.
06:41You conniving bleach blonde piece of dirt.
06:44And next week on an all-new episode.
06:46You have to help me.
06:47Well, if I do, what's in it for me?
06:48Anything.
06:49Just help me.
06:50What are you doing?
06:54Hey, we don't live here anymore, remember?
06:58Now, Anton...
07:01You stink!
07:05Next week on an all-new Allie McBeal.
07:08Nobody has ever to make love to me twice in one day.
07:11I've heard a lot of talk.
07:12It's time to put your mouth where the money is.
07:16See you tonight.
07:18Do any of you ever think that you'll find a guy who's the one?
07:22No.
07:23No.
07:23Over and over again.
07:25You want me to sign a waiver?
07:27It says you have no known heart conditions, no histories.
07:30And a confidentiality agreement.
07:32I have trade secrets.
07:40I'm Dan Rather.
07:41Why did they do it?
07:42How could they bring themselves to do it?
07:44Ahead on 48 Hours, inside the California suicide that the whole nation's talking about.
07:49You'll have the latest from San Diego, just released video from the cult's mansion retreat,
07:54exclusive material, plus who joins the cult and why.
07:57A special 48 Hours, coming up next.
08:03Why do you get so upset when they dump me?
08:10I don't even like them.
08:13Because you're a nut.
08:16I am?
08:17You're completely out of your mind.
08:21I am, aren't I?
08:23You shouldn't be advising anybody.
08:25Probably right.
08:27It's a crazy world, isn't it?
08:29They're crazy.
08:29I'm crazy.
08:30It's just a world filled with crazy people.
08:33Yep.
08:35Thank God.
08:39Winner.
08:40Coming soon.
08:41NBC unleashes man's ultimate terror.
08:44She's been called the daughter of the devil.
08:46With a glare more menacing than Medusa and a heart of stone.
08:50Next Tuesday, the door to pure evil will open.
08:55Oh, baby.
08:56Lilith is back.
08:57Out of my way.
08:58Me too.
08:58And she is looking hot.
09:00How's it?
09:00But when you see what she's done this time...
09:02My guts.
09:03You will look like this when Lilith attacks.
09:07Frazier, next Tuesday on NBC.
09:09Keep them coming with an all-new Frazier.
09:13Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-cullin'
09:15Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
09:18Oh, my.
09:19And maybe I seem a bit confused.
09:22Well, maybe.
09:23But I got you pegged.
09:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:27But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
09:33They're callin' again.
09:36Thank you!
09:38Don't me.
09:40And now, a special message from NBC.
09:45We at NBC are looking out for your well-being.
09:48That's why we thought you should know
09:50that starting this must-see TV Thursday,
09:53Just Shoot Me will air right after Friends.
09:55The best night on television just got better
09:58with three hours of non-stop entertainment.
10:01Sure, you'll get a minute here and there,
10:02but that's about all.
10:04So you might want to take care of things ahead of time.
10:07If you know what we mean.
10:10Winner of five Academy Awards,
10:13Braveheart, Sunday, 9, 8 central on NBC.
10:20Butch, this is your father.
10:21There's been a misunderstanding and I've been arrested.
10:24This is my one phone call.
10:26Please pick up.
10:43Butch, this is your father.
10:44There's been a misunderstanding and I've been arrested.
10:47This is my one phone call.
10:48Please pick up.
10:49Jenny Garth returns to Fox
10:52in an all-new The Street right now.
10:58These new war on rats.
11:00Why are you going to see more of those?
11:02Tonight's The Street featured music by Take Five.
11:12Can I help you, fellas?
11:14Next week on an all-new episode.
11:16Upgrade, gents.
11:17Or the stock won't be the only thing that's dropping.
11:19The bottom falls out at Falmouth Stevens.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:23Will the ultimate crash?
11:24If you don't want to marry me, then let me start over.
11:26What is this?
11:27Marry me or else?
11:28Take everyone down with it.
11:30How long have you been hitting on women in public restrooms?
11:33An all-new episode of The Street.
11:35When was the last time you really climbed that?
11:38The big...
11:39Oh?
11:49Later on The Tonight Show,
11:51Jay gets up close and personal
11:52with the ultimate supermodel, Cindy Crawford.
11:55And checks out Dennis Clayton's frequency.
11:57Plus, the salty sounds of Mary J. Blige.
12:00Skill up for news is next.
12:02Investigators think they know who shot a local police chief,
12:04and he's no stranger to the law.
12:06We'll have a live team coverage.
12:07And a high school principal is accused of taking a gun onto campus
12:11and detecting breast cancer.
12:1310 out of 10 starts now.
12:15We must get work.
12:16I will take anything.
12:18Matt Hobbs is an out-of-work actor
12:19who just landed the role of a lifetime.
12:22You're not taking her for a visit.
12:23You're taking her for a while.
12:25Playing responsible father
12:27to his own daughter.
12:31I'm actually afraid of my own kid.
12:34Nick Nolte, Tracy Ullman, and Albert Brooks.
12:36I know what will cheer you up.
12:39From the director of Terms of Endearment and As Good As It Gets.
12:41I love you more than anybody.
12:43I'll Do Anything, Saturday on ABC.
12:45Sunday on The Practice.
12:47I thought you swore off Blandin's.
12:48I did.
12:52Come on.
12:53Absolutely.
12:54The Emmy winner for Best Drama heats up for the summer.
12:57Call me.
12:59We slept with him on the second date.
13:01The Practice.
13:02ABC Sunday, 10, 9 Central, right after 2020.
13:05Next, the latest on a young woman's abduction
13:07from a Minnesota convenience store.
13:09And a rare violin stolen from Minneapolis
13:11may have been sold in Chicago
13:13for much less than it's worth.
13:16Live from KS...
13:23Tonight on The Late Show.
13:24Having fun with delivery men.
13:26Plus, actor Greg Kinnear.
13:28Music from Peter Gabriel.
13:29And hairpiece, not a hairpiece.
13:31First, your local news.
13:33Clear.
13:34Accurate.
13:36The Grammys.
13:38Join Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Madonna, Vince Gill, and many more.
13:43The Grammy Awards coming to CBS.
13:45Oh, far over there.
13:48It's as live as music gets.
13:51This is a dream come true.
13:53The Grammys, CBS Wednesday.
13:56Tonight on Dave, Jesse the Body Ventura.
14:00Plus, tonight's top ten.
14:02Now your local news.
14:05Now on WCCO 4 News,
14:07a family has waited years for answers in her murder.
14:10Tonight, new leads and a new...
14:11Every year, trains carry 80 tons of nuclear material
14:15through your backyard.
14:18Every 90 minutes, a train accident occurs.
14:22What if the next accident involved the wrong train?
14:27An NBC motion picture event.
14:30We are in the midst of a national crisis.
14:32Everyone the hell out there.
14:33Can any city survive a nuclear blast?
14:36Oh, God have mercy.
14:38Atomic train.
14:39NBC Sunday in two weeks.
14:43Tonight, stay up late for Saturday Night Live,
14:46hosted by Alec Baldwin,
14:47with musical guests Luciano Pavarotti and Vanessa Williams.
14:50Your local news is next.
14:51Good evening, I'm Barbara Gauthier.
14:52Next on 11 Alive,
14:53the Southwest Atlanta family loses everything
14:56in a deadly house fire.
14:57Tonight, a grieving family...
15:12Dr. Meyerowitz.
15:14Mike McLaren.
15:16Whoa, you're already up and around.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Never miss a service.
15:21Uh, listen, about John Litter...
15:23It's great, isn't it?
15:24What?
15:25It's not being announced until tomorrow,
15:27but he just signed a huge deal at ABC.
15:32I smell toast.
15:41While the other networks are sleeping through the summer,
15:44NBC sizzles with hot summer nights.
15:47Premiere movies with Stephen Collins and Heather Locklear.
15:50Special episodes of your favorite shows.
15:52The Envy Conference Finals and Championship Series.
15:56The Baseball All-Star Games.
15:58The U.S. Olympic Trials.
15:59And the Olympics on NBC.
16:02Get ready for hot summer nights on NBC.
16:04Your local news is next.
16:07Hi, I'm John Capelle.
16:08Are you on the road this weekend?
16:10Stay with us for News Watch at 11 up next,
16:12and we'll tell you where you can fill your tank
16:14for the best price in the area.
16:15Don't go away.
16:16News Watch is next, right here on NBC 16.
16:21I'm coming out.
16:24George is coming out.
16:25You got me.
16:26I've been out for years.
16:27Hi, I'm George.
16:28I'm in Taurus.
16:29Well, in about five hours,
16:30I'm going to be at the Bellagio.
16:32I will think about it.
16:32Think of us.
16:33You won't even have to think of us.
16:35You'll actually smell us.
16:41ABC News.
16:43More Americans get their news from ABC News
16:47than from any other source.
16:56Most of the rain from today
16:57decreasing through the overnight period tonight.
17:00I'm meteorologist Rob Marciano.
17:01Your detailed forecast coming up on K2 News.
17:06It's a sneak peek at the StarWars.com documentary
17:09R2-D2 Beneath the Dome.
17:11He was working as an ash can.
17:13From the famous droid's humble beginnings
17:14to his rise to stardom,
17:16it's a humorous behind-the-scenes expose.
17:19Success has gone to his dome.
17:21And stay tuned for your local news
17:22on most of these Fox stations.
17:25Fox Tomorrow,
17:26when a teacher helps a girl follow the rock star dream.
17:30She encourages her to drop out.
17:31How can you even be open to the idea?
17:33It could cost Lauren more than her favorite students.
17:36Go back to your job while you still have it.
17:38All new Boston Public.
17:40Then,
17:40it's a star-studded night on Allie.
17:43I've got a new singer here.
17:44That's Elton John.
17:46Well, can we get it to turn it down?
17:47With special guest,
17:49Jacqueline Bissette.
17:50All new Allie McVeal.
17:52It all starts at 8, 7 central tomorrow on Fox.
17:56Pull the car around.
17:57I'll see you outside.
18:00I hate him, I hate him.
18:01Hey, Warren, congratulations.
18:04Oh, Bob, don't look so crushed.
18:06Years from now,
18:08nobody's going to remember
18:09who won or lost the Moti this year.
18:12All they're going to remember
18:13is who flung the dwarf on table six.
18:17A presentation of ABC News.
18:20More Americans get their news from ABC News
18:24than from any other source.
18:34Another cloudy day today with drizzle.
18:36Clouds moving out tomorrow.
18:38I'm meteorologist Rob Marciano.
18:39Detailed forecast
18:40and your forecast for the winter
18:42on K2 News coming up.
18:53Next week.
18:54Five people died
18:55because you didn't keep them hospitalized.
18:56They need to find a witch
18:57and they need to burn that witch.
18:58And right now,
18:59you are looking very much
19:00back their witch.
19:01My job is to move people off the edge
19:02and he was not on the edge.
19:04Given the same set of circumstances,
19:06I would make exactly the same determination.
19:08So if you'd like to fire me,
19:09I'll be in CPAP.
19:10An all new Wonderland ABC next Thursday.
19:17He was waiting for me.
19:20He knows.
19:21You got a box big enough
19:22to hold half a million dollars
19:24for killing my wife.
19:25Michael Douglas,
19:26Gwyneth Paltrow.
19:28That's not happiness to see me, is it?
19:30A broken murder, CES Wednesday.
19:32This week on The Late Show,
19:34Dave welcomes Gwyneth Paltrow,
19:36Ray Romano,
19:37Kevin Spacey,
19:38Mariah Carey,
19:38and Tom Cruise.
19:39All this week on Dave.
19:41Now your local news.
19:44The much-talked-about passenger train service
19:47from Scranton to New York City
19:48is facing a big setback.
19:49We'll tell you what went wrong.
19:51And families in Lackawanna County
19:53turn out for fun in the snow
19:54at the South Abington Park
19:55for Winterfest.
19:56Plus, the Luzerne County mayor
19:58may run for lieutenant governor.
19:59And Mike Evans has your workweek forecast.
20:02This is News 22.
20:04Double-ding chin was the stupidest idea
20:07we ever had.
20:07Yeah.
20:08No.
20:09What were we thinking?
20:11Now this.
20:12This makes perfect sense.
20:22He's coming.
20:26Ooh.
20:27That little axe is sharp.
20:31Hey, news radio's all new
20:33with that guy who used to be
20:34Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld.
20:35What's his name?
20:36You know who I mean.
20:37NBC next.
20:41Her ex-husband's back
20:43now her boyfriend's in trouble
20:45I'm sure I'll be fine
20:46once my hearing and my vision come back.
20:47Her ex is back
20:49Two dreamy guys
20:50I've got Jesse seeing double
20:52There's no chance
20:53that that didn't happen, right?
20:54Hey, they both are so appealing
20:58Look, a guy falls from the ceiling
21:01Thursday, Jesse
21:03Her husband's back
21:05On NBC.
21:07As the days of Frasier's World turns
21:09when we last saw
21:10would be coosome-tosome
21:11when Daphne was playing it cool.
21:12Dr. Crane is always
21:13dropping by
21:14and bringing me little gifts
21:15and he's not after anything.
21:17But she suspects
21:17Niles may have something else
21:18up his sleeve
21:19so she begins weaving
21:20her tangled web of love.
21:21She toys with him
21:22but Niles is in thrall
21:24helpless against Daphne's charms.
21:26Will it never end?
21:27Just how much
21:28can our good doctor take
21:29until finally
21:30This is the most glorious
21:31night of my life.
21:32Will Niles have
21:33his beloved Daphne?
21:34Will someone please
21:35stop that organ music?
21:37Find out on an all-new
21:38Frasier tomorrow.
21:40Later on The Tonight Show
21:41it's megastar
21:42John Travolta
21:43along with
21:43Tori Spelling
21:44and Bruce Hornsby
21:45after your low news.
21:46And coming up next
21:47shocking video
21:48of a teacher's aide
21:49flashing striking teachers
21:51what happened to her.
21:52New details about
21:53the teenager accused
21:54of killing his family
21:55in Vista
21:55and a look at
21:56the amazing special effects
21:57behind the scenes
21:58of Hollywood magic
21:59right now.
22:09Tonight on
22:10Politically Incorrect
22:12with Bill Maher
22:13Tom Arnold
22:13Clint Black
22:14author E. Jean Carroll
22:16and Republican activist
22:17Celeste Grigg
22:18hotter topics
22:19cooler guests
22:20America's favorite
22:21new choice in late night
22:22Politically Incorrect
22:23ABC Tonight
22:24Bye.