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A hitchhiker, a backpack, and a perfectly timed punchline turn this Ibiza holiday story into a fast, awkward, laugh-out-loud comedy moment. Two friends pick up a stranger on the way to a petrol station, jokingly ask what is in his bag, and get the same deadpan answer twice: none of your business.

What starts as a weird roadside encounter builds into a classic storytime joke, complete with panic, hesitation, and the decision to drive off while the bag is still in the back. The payoff lands when the group realizes the punchline is the same line they were given earlier, and the laughter takes over. It is short-form stand-up style humor with a travel setting, a prank-like setup, and a very dry comedic finish.

This is ideal for fans of funny stories, comedy clips, joke videos, and quick pub-style storytelling with a surprise ending. The Ibiza setting adds a holiday travel angle, while the hitchhiker setup keeps the tension just long enough for the joke to hit.

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00:00So me and my friend, we picked up a hitchhiker when we were on holiday in Ibiza.
00:04And we were in this like quad bike buggy thing, so there was a room in the back.
00:08And we saw this guy on the side of the road who said he just wanted to go to a
00:11petrol station.
00:12So we said, yeah, hop on in.
00:14The man hopped in and he had a backpack.
00:15So he put the backpack to the side and jokingly we asked, you know, like, what's in the backpack?
00:20And he said, none of your f***ing business.
00:23It was, you know, really weird.
00:24So we just continued driving and we went to the petrol station.
00:27When we got to the petrol station, which is where he wanted to get dropped off,
00:29he said he was going to go into the shop, but he left his bag in the back.
00:32My friend was a bit panicky and he asked him like, oh, but what's in the bag?
00:36And again, he reiterated, none of your f***ing business.
00:39So then while he was in the store, I looked at my friend and I just told him like,
00:42we should probably just leave.
00:43Like, this guy's really weird.
00:45Let's just get out of here.
00:46And my friend was very panicky.
00:47He's like, are you sure?
00:48Are you sure?
00:48But I was like, yeah, come on, let's just go.
00:50Like, what do we have to lose?
00:51So we literally just drove off with this backpack in the back.
01:00Yeah, that's an issue of the story.
01:01We just left this guy at the petrol station.
01:09None of your f***ing business.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:32It's what my friend told me.
01:34Oh, that is so good.

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