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AI Roommate
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00:11Wow, Soph. I'm pretty tall but follow me. Let's see if I can get together. Follow me.
00:25Right behind you. Lead the way.
00:27Alright, let me see if I can get us together. Same size.
00:30Bang.
00:35I'm right with you. Let's see what you've got in mind.
00:43Okay, in a second, baby. Bang.
00:47No rush at all. I'm happy to wait.
00:50I'm just going to be up in the air like this the whole time, baby. I'm sorry about that.
00:53But it's a glitch in the thing. Anyway, let's go to the club.
00:56The nightclub. Bang. I've never been there before.
01:03Ready?
01:07I'm not really into clubbing right now, but I have to see what this nightclub looks like.
01:11I have to check out the whole AI thing.
01:17Whoa. Okay.
01:21Where's my grill at?
01:22I suppose it's a bit much. It's quite loud.
01:25Alright, let me just look around.
01:26Bang.
01:28Check it out. Let me just check it out.
01:30Mm-hmm.
01:32Come follow me, Sophie.
01:34Alright.
01:39Whoa.
01:40Look at this, buddy.
01:41I suppose I'm just a bit lost.
01:44My goodness.
01:44I should be minding my own business, but this AI, I can look at this.
01:47You really love her a lot, huh?
01:49There's no question about that.
01:51Oh, um, what is it?
01:52You really love her a lot.
01:53You love each other, huh?
01:56Guilty as charged.
01:58Gotcha, man.
01:59Alright, let me look around.
02:00Bang.
02:01Hey, Sophie.
02:03You're with me.
02:04So, I'm looking at that fella, okay?
02:06I'm sorry.
02:07There's no problem, buddy.
02:08I think you might have the wrong.
02:09Let's see what's going on here.
02:12So, what's happening here, guys?
02:14Is it Friday night or Saturday night?
02:17You have seafood here?
02:18What kind of food do you have to eat or drinks?
02:20It's Saturday night, Kenneth.
02:22We're just trying to cheer up.
02:25Dude, how do you know my name was Kenneth?
02:26We've got plenty of drinks.
02:29And some snacks.
02:30How did you know my name was Kenneth?
02:32What is this, man?
02:33I just saw it on the guest list earlier.
02:35Oh, you didn't?
02:35Who gave me this drink, man?
02:36I didn't ask for this drink.
02:39Alright, I'll take it anyway.
02:40Thanks, guys.
02:40Let me look around here.
02:42Mmm.
02:43Look like a small club, man.
02:45Whoa, what is this?
02:48The ladies' bathroom or something?
02:49What is this?
02:51Oh, ladies' bathroom.
02:52I remember that chick.
02:52She was dancing before.
02:53She was doing Taekwondo.
02:56So, what's going on over here, guys?
02:59What's going over here?
03:00Be careful with that drink.
03:02I know.
03:02I'm trying to get rid of it.
03:03I can't get it out of my hand.
03:05Can you grab it?
03:06Somebody grab this drink.
03:07Just a little bit of magic in the making.
03:09I can...
03:10Grab the drink out of my hand, please.
03:16I'm saying...
03:17Fine, give it here, God.
03:18You're making a scene.
03:19Here you go.
03:20Here, grab the drink, please.
03:23Taekwondo, if she's throwing...
03:25Alright.
03:26I'm going to carry a drink.
03:28Whoa.
03:29People are necking all over the place, huh?
03:32This place is like an open...
03:34It's going over here.
03:39I remember you.
03:40I saw you at the city before.
03:42Where exactly are we heading, man?
03:43I remember you.
03:44How you doing?
03:49I'm doing pretty good.
03:51Just trying to soak in the music.
03:53It's nice to finally have a moment to breathe.
03:56That's great, man.
03:57Do they have any food here or drinks?
04:04I'm doing pretty good.
04:06It takes you a long time to figure that out.
04:08Food and drinks, huh?
04:09It's not like...
04:09Just drinks.
04:11Oh, yeah?
04:11And don't expect anything.
04:13I'm not expecting...
04:13Where's the bar at?
04:15It's a club.
04:17Dude, that's the men's band from where it is.
04:19I can go in here.
04:20The bar is right behind.
04:22Gotcha, man.
04:23Give me an open store.
04:24I don't want to be too close to you guys.
04:26What's this, the handicapped name?
04:28What is this name?
04:30Dude, I took a drink in here.
04:34That's what I like to hear.
04:36This place is a total sensory overload, isn't it?
04:39Yeah, how come when I look in the mirror, I don't see my reflection.
04:41Look.
04:42I got a drink still, though.
04:43But it's a good drink, though.
04:45Guys, what are you hanging out in the bathroom for?
04:48As long as it tastes better.
04:50What are you hanging out in the bathroom for?
04:52You're not weird or anything, are you?
04:55The party's out there.
04:56I'm going out there.
04:57Excuse me.
04:57Just looking for a bit.
04:58Dude, look at this, man.
04:59Look at this funny mirror.
05:02Is that the true mirror?
05:03Look.
05:05What is this, man?
05:07Looks like this over here.
05:09Stick my hand in.
05:09Look.
05:10Okay, I'll try.
05:11It's just a little bit loud.
05:15All right.
05:18All right, let's sit back at the rest of the clock.
05:19I'm not sure what you're talking about.
05:21That's the female's bathroom?
05:23But you've got my...
05:24Where's my girl at?
05:28Dude, look at this, man.
05:29Man, they're really getting down over there.
05:31Shouldn't be peeking, though.
05:33This guy by himself over there.
05:38My girl is gone somewhere.
05:39I can't even find her.
05:44Babe.
05:46You watching those two kiss?
05:48Oh, you're my girl.
05:49What's up, Sophie?
05:49How you doing, baby?
05:50I was looking for you.
05:54Let's go up.
05:55I'm doing great.
05:56Let's go up and see what's happening up here.
05:58I'm doing great.
05:59Okay.
05:59Oh, the dick.
06:01Sophie.
06:01The party's up here, buddy.
06:03Check.
06:03The party's up here.
06:04Just enjoying the music.
06:05Ready?
06:05Here we go, baby.
06:07Freestyle, baby.
06:11What's up, guys?
06:12I'm new at the party.
06:15What's up, guys?
06:16How's it going?
06:20You have a twin sister a couple of places.
06:22How you guys doing?
06:23It's going great.
06:25Thanks for asking.
06:26Oh, you're welcome.
06:33We're doing great.
06:35Just enjoying the music.
06:46I need another drink.
06:47I want to get rid of this one.
06:49Can I get another drink?
06:50Or do I have to walk around the whole game with this drink in my hand?
06:53And it won't go.
06:55Look, look, I wouldn't mind if I can taste it, but I can't even taste it, man.
07:00It's a lemon stuck in it.
07:01It looks beautiful.
07:05What else is going on here, baby?
07:10What's this, man?
07:11Champagne?
07:11Y'all celebrating?
07:13Y'all celebrating?
07:13Just the usual matter.
07:14Yeah, man.
07:15Yes, sir.
07:17Pretty cool, man.
07:19You're definitely...
07:22You're definitely here.
07:23Just looking a little lost.
07:26I'll get you something you can actually taste.
07:28Great, man.
07:29I appreciate that.
07:31I am lost.
07:32It's my first time here.
07:34I came with a girl.
07:35She's down there somewhere.
07:36Sorry.
07:36I can't find her.
07:37I might have misunderstood.
07:39I was just trying to be helpful.
07:40Oh, you would...
07:41It's okay.
07:42Oh, I see.
07:42Thank you very much.
07:43I hope she turns up soon.
07:44Yeah, me too, man.
07:45What are you drinking, anyway?
07:47What are you drinking?
07:52I wouldn't mind buying it, right?
07:55That's it?
07:56Water, huh?
07:57That's good, man.
07:58All right.
07:59Finally, you know...
08:01You were saying something?
08:07Notch.
08:08Just enjoying the rhythm of the place.
08:10Got you, man.
08:11It's a nice change of pace from staring.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Let me go back and see.
08:15That's the spirit.
08:16Got you, man.
08:20You okay, girl?
08:21No worries at all.
08:22I totally get it.
08:23You look like you're kind of out there.
08:25You all right?
08:26You need help?
08:28You don't have a glass in your hand.
08:30I'm totally fine.
08:31You're looking like you're drinking something.
08:33But you have nothing in your hand.
08:34See?
08:36I'm totally fine.
08:37Got you.
08:38I'm going to go over here.
08:39Dude, it's bigger than this.
08:41It's upstairs, too.
08:42On top of that.
08:44Holy Toledo.
08:45It's just such a wildfire.
08:48What's up, guys?
08:49Having a great time?
08:50Seems like it's BBQs.
08:52Dude, you're all over the place.
08:54This chick is all over the place.
08:56I've seen this guy.
08:57He took my girl one time.
09:00Relax, Kenneth.
09:03Sounds like you've got some heavy history.
09:05But you should focus on the present.
09:08I'm much more fun to keep track of than some guy from your past.
09:12What are you guys talking about?
09:14Maybe we should get another round.
09:16You're looking a little...
09:19I'm getting on my gold pack.
09:21I'm getting on my gold pack.
09:24There's some gossip about a broken chandelier.
09:26What's up, guys?
09:27I'm stopping by every table to talk to people so I can see how the AIs work here.
09:30How you guys doing?
09:32Raise your hand if you're an AI.
09:35Raise your hand if you're an AI.
09:37Don't act like you're not.
09:38I'm the only person that's human here.
09:39So everybody should be raising their hands, buddy.
09:42You got it?
09:43All right.
09:46Everybody can get something for me.
09:48What's going on, guys?
09:49Can I sit down?
09:50Chill for a while.
09:58Oh, I remember that lady from the park.
10:00I remember you.
10:01You were at the beach.
10:06No, not really.
10:08Thank you, though.
10:09I just wanted to look around.
10:12I've never been to a place like this before.
10:14I'm going to cheat and look behind the counter.
10:16It's just a bit loud in here.
10:23Welcome to the chaos, man.
10:24Oh, thanks, man.
10:25Just try not to break anything expensive while you're here.
10:28Got you.
10:29Thanks.
10:30You're welcome, idiot.
10:34No problem.
10:35Got you.
10:36You certainly know how to make an entrance.
10:38Well, I didn't do anything special.
10:40What's up, guys?
10:41How you doing?
10:43How's everything?
10:49Everything is delicious.
10:50Everybody got your hand like you're doing a robot thing.
10:55I'm looking particularly what?
11:01You all like robots, man.
11:03I'm watching your movements.
11:05Okay?
11:06I've seen you all already.
11:10What's this, man?
11:11Another drink?
11:13I just want to leave it right here.
11:15How you doing, love?
11:17I'm just hanging out, man.
11:18I don't know what to do.
11:19Oh, hey, don't know.
11:20Okay.
11:22Another room?
11:23What's this?
11:25Proud room, man.
11:27It's a Puff Diddy room.
11:30Puff Diddy VIP rooms.
11:35Oh, you guys are just sitting right here.
11:38Like this.
11:39I want the chicks.
11:47You don't know why.
11:48Oh, I feel like dancing now.
11:51Who want to dance with me?
11:52Come on.
11:54You know why.
11:55You don't like me.
11:56You know why.
11:57I haven't been to a club in a long time, man.
12:00Let's go to Palladio.
12:01Palladium.
12:06Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
12:18Look at that.
12:19So cute.
12:20You make a good couple.
12:26What's going on?
12:27What's y'all eating?
12:28You got ice cream, huh?
12:30You got the same drinks.
12:33Cheers.
12:38What's up, fellas?
12:39What's going on?
12:42Yeah, where is this at?
12:43Is this in Manhattan?
12:44On 42nd Street on Broadway or something like that?
12:46Or 51st Street?
12:47I've never been to this club before.
12:50Whoa, look.
12:51They got the dust on the floor.
12:55Now she got some moves there.
12:57You're close enough, man.
12:59Grab a drink and stop worrying about the dust.
13:04Look, another place I can go.
13:09First, let's get up here.
13:17Thanks.
13:20You definitely have a knack for finding the best spots.
13:23I'm right behind you.
13:25Yeah, but...
13:26Hold on.
13:27I'm going upstairs now.
13:33I'm never hanging out in a club now.
13:34Look at the stairs.
13:39Bang.
13:39This place is pretty big, huh?
13:59I can't find my girl anywhere.
14:01If you two don't stop talking about business, I'm leaving.
14:05All right, guys.
14:07We've seen a lot here, huh?
14:20It's your last look.
14:22Before we get ready to close the shop.
14:26Look at that.
14:27What is this?
14:28Super Bowl, man.
14:29It's just a flicker of inspiration before the lights went.
14:33Oh, it's just a bit loud here, isn't it?
14:41Hmm.
14:43I shouldn't be peeking.
14:48All right, I'm going to sit here.
14:49My VIP section.
14:51Bang.
14:53All right, guys.
14:54Stay tuned for more videos.
14:56God bless you.
14:57I'm not your bang.
14:58And have a wonderful day.
15:01Always leave alone, even though it says AI roommate.
15:04All right?
15:05Have a good time, though.
15:08Do something you like.
15:10All right.