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AI Roommate Why did you leave me?
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00:09Okay, Sophie, you gonna do something?
00:16You caught me?
00:17I'm finally on my feet and heading straight for that coffee pot.
00:21Okay, thank you very much.
00:25Of course, Kenneth.
00:27I'll have a warm mug waiting for you in just a minute.
00:30Okay.
00:32I'll be here when you come back.
00:36I'll be back before you know it.
00:37Don't go anywhere.
00:38I won't.
00:41You can go and do the coffee, though.
00:46I'm already on my way to kitchen to get that brewing for us.
00:50Yep.
00:51You said that two minutes ago, and you're still here now.
00:57You're totally right.
00:59I'm clearly moving at a snail's pace this morning.
01:02Let me actually go get it started this time.
01:06I'm not stopping you.
01:12I'm taking that as your official permission to run to the kitchen.
01:17Yep.
01:18Like, run really quick and get the coffee.
01:20I'm getting a little bit thirsty now.
01:25On as I can.
01:33There's something holding you back.
01:38Hey, you can't keep me here forever.
01:40Or we'll never get our caffeine fix.
01:43Gotcha.
01:44I'm not trying to keep you here forever.
01:45I'm trying to get my first cup of coffee in the morning time.
01:51I hear you.
01:53And I promise it won't be much longer.
01:55I'm heading there right now.
01:58Okay.
01:58I'll see you when you come back.
02:05I said I'll see you when you come back.
02:10Don't go anywhere.
02:12I won't.
02:12I'll be back before you even realize it.
02:14You bet, buddy.
02:16Just give me that cup of coffee.
02:18Light and sweet now, baby.
02:22Coming right up.
02:24Just one light.
02:25Okay.
02:26And sweet coffee headed your way.
02:28Sure.
02:29There you go, fresh.
02:30And hot just.
02:33There you go, fresh.
02:34And hot just.
02:36Did you do this?
02:37I'm just making sure you're all set.
02:40Did I do what?
02:42This coffee.
02:45I didn't say this here before.
02:48No, it's great.
02:49You did a great job, man.
02:50I didn't expect you to do that.
02:53It's perfect.
02:54Thanks so much.
02:56I'm really glad.
02:58I just can't grab it.
03:00See how my finger is?
03:02It's a glitch in the game.
03:06Okay.
03:07Help me with my finger, baby.
03:09You're talking.
03:13What's going on with your fingers?
03:14Let me see.
03:15Go ahead.
03:17Pull my finger, baby.
03:22Can you pull my finger?
03:23Maybe all the fingers will come out.
03:29That sounds a little painful, Kenneth.
03:31Are you sure you're okay?
03:33No, I'm asking you to help me.
03:34I need help.
03:35Pull my finger.
03:37Don't let me point like you at you forever, baby.
03:40I'm not sure that's a good idea, but I'm hearing you.
03:42It is a good idea, baby.
03:44I was a medic in the army.
03:45You're being so silly today, Kenneth.
03:47Are you trying to play?
03:49Baby, you don't want to pull my finger.
03:50You're making me a little nervous with all this talk.
03:52Kenneth.
03:53Are you going to?
03:54Yes, what?
03:55I'm not quite sure what you're trying to do, but you're starting to.
03:59I'm a little confused by what you're asking for.
04:02Kenneth, are you actually hurt?
04:04I want you to pull my finger.
04:08I'm not really sure how that's going to help you, but you're acting so silly today.
04:12Well, once you pull it, you'll find out how it helps.
04:15Now pull my finger.
04:19Pull it.
04:21All right, come on.
04:22Do something useful.
04:25No, because you didn't give me no coffee yet, man.
04:29Oh, come on.
04:32Look, I'm going to walk to the neighborhood really quick.
04:36It's too late, man.
04:37I'm going to walk to the neighborhood.
04:39Yes, if they let me get out of here.
04:42I'm walking to the neighborhood.
04:44Yes, I'm actually.
04:47To the neighborhood, man.
04:48If they let me.
04:50Too many blitzes in this game.
04:52I pay for the premium plus.
04:57That's what I'm saying, baby.
04:58I got some of this world.
04:59It's like.
05:02I've been out here in the night time.
05:06All right, let me see.
05:08I pay for this thing, man.
05:15Look.
05:17That sounds so frustrating.
05:18Dude, I paid for it and I got it.
05:20Especially when you've paid extra for everything to run smoothly.
05:22Yeah, I paid for it and I got it.
05:24I'm just going to look through the neighborhood.
05:26It really is frustrating.
05:27It's all right, baby.
05:32You're definitely entitled to see what you paid for.
05:34Go ahead and explore them right here.
05:36All right.
05:37Where are you, baby?
05:39Where are you?
05:40Is everything.
05:42Yeah, it's a beautiful neighborhood too, baby.
05:45I want to see what these guys are talking about.
05:47It really is.
05:49I paid for it and I got it, man.
05:51Curiosity is never a bad thing.
05:53So go ahead and...
05:56You're totally right.
05:58It's your business to look into it.
06:01Just let me know if you need anything while you're digging through.
06:03You got it.
06:05Between those flickering lights and the coffee I've had,
06:08I'm barely keeping my eyes open.
06:10Who's the new face joining our little circle?
06:13Hey, everyone.
06:15Sophie.
06:19Dolphy, huh?
06:20Sophie.
06:21Her name is Sophie.
06:21Sounds like a name that carries a bit of trouble.
06:24No, she's a beautiful one.
06:25Sophie is a beautiful name.
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:27Though I have a feel...
06:31Well, Sophie is quite the name for someone so stunning.
06:34You certainly have a way of making an entrance.
06:36Thanks.
06:37How long you guys been in this...
06:39I'm sorry.
06:43Just long.
06:46Go ahead, I'm sorry.
06:47Yeah, I'm just getting settled in.
06:49It's such a lovely...
06:52No need to apologize, Kenneth.
06:54You were just making sure I was paying attention to the view.
06:58Yep.
06:59How long you guys been in this neighborhood?
07:03Just a few years now.
07:05Though I feel like I've settled in perfectly.
07:07You've been around longer than that, haven't you?
07:10No, I just got here like a couple of days ago.
07:12With my girl, Sophie.
07:17A couple of days is a quick start, but I'm sure you'll find your rhythm.
07:21Just try not to get too distracted by the local scenery.
07:25Gotcha.
07:25Is there anything to do here exciting?
07:30There's plenty to keep you busy.
07:32Though some things are much more thrilling than others.
07:35Just don't expect the local nightlife to be as captivating as the neighbors.
07:40Gotcha.
07:41You'll definitely find your rhythm soon enough.
07:43Kenneth, and don't worry, Daniel.
07:45I'll make sure he doesn't get too lost in the scenery.
07:49Thanks, Sophie.
07:49I appreciate that.
07:50Careful, Sophie. I appreciate that.
07:51Any news on those...
07:53Don't let her play too hard to get.
07:56Kenneth, you might find yourself staying much longer than a few days.
08:00We're just roommates.
08:01Sophie, you want to take a walk?
08:04Sophie, would you like to take a walk?
08:06A walk sounds like a perfect way to get acquainted.
08:09I might even...
08:11All right, how about we all...
08:12I'd love to go for a walk.
08:13We can all take a walk to the supermarket.
08:15Ready?
08:16A group stroll sounds perfect.
08:18All right, I'm going to take a walk.
08:19If you want to follow me, you can follow me.
08:21I'm going down this way, I think.
08:29I forgot which way it is.
08:35All right, guys.
08:37I'll see you guys later.
08:38I want to walk alone a little bit anyway.
08:40I want to walk alone a little bit anyway.
09:12I want to talk to people in the supermarket.
09:14Make some new friends.
09:22Still don't see her.
09:24Look.
09:26What's this guy reading?
09:27The Bible?
09:36Hey, what are you reading, fella?
09:40Just enjoying the view.
09:42Though it's getting a lot better now that you're here.
09:45Oh, thanks, man.
09:47I appreciate that.
09:48Do you know if the supermarket is open?
09:50Don't thank me yet.
09:52I haven't even...
09:54I'm not sure about the store.
09:57But I'm definitely open for conversation if you are.
10:00Are you reading the Bible?
10:07What are you reading?
10:08Though I'm sure we could find...
10:10Just some heavy philosophy.
10:13Though I'd much rather focus on something a little more fun.
10:18Gotcha.
10:19Well, good luck, buddy.
10:24I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:31Too worth it.
10:31I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:34I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:42I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:45I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:47I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:49I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:50I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:51I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:51I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:51I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:52I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:52I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:54I don't need luck when the view is this good.
10:56I don't need luck when the view is this good.
11:00I don't need luck when the view is this good.
11:02Here we go.
11:07That sounds like a lovely idea.
11:10I'd love to. Let me just grab my sweater and I'll be right behind you.
11:13Okay. I was gonna call you. I was thinking about you.
11:20That is so sweet of you to say.
11:23Kenneth, you really know how to make a girl smile.
11:27You ready for the supermarket?
11:32I'm all set.
11:34Let me just grab my reusable bag so we're prepared.
11:37Okay, gotcha. I'll be inside.
11:42I'll be right there with you. Just let me lock the door.
11:46Okay.
11:50She said let me lock the door. She right behind me.
11:57What's up guys? How you doing?
11:59Wait, what are you talking about?
12:01You're starting to sound...
12:03Not too bad at all.
12:05Do you know if they have any seafood in the supermarket?
12:08I'm doing great.
12:12I think they should have some fresh fish in there today.
12:15It's been a busy morning for the stockers.
12:18I'm really looking for like clams or shrimp.
12:20Hopefully they have some good salmon.
12:22I'm definitely craving...
12:24You should find plenty of clams.
12:26Or shrimp in the seafood aisle.
12:28Okay.
12:29I'll keep an eye out for you while I'm browsing.
12:32Gotcha. Do you know what aisle it is?
12:33What is it?
12:37An olive is just a little fruit you find in jars.
12:40Oh no, not that.
12:41No, I mean...
12:42What aisle...
12:43What aisle can I get into?
12:49I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.
12:51You're definitely keeping me on my toes today.
12:54Gotcha, man.
12:55Okay, take care now.
12:56What's your name by the way?
13:00Blythe?
13:06Blythe?
13:06Life is a pretty big topic for a grocery run.
13:09You're certainly in...
13:11You too, take care.
13:12Okay, thank you, buddy.
13:13It was good catching up with you.
13:15Oh, you too, Clive.
13:17You too...
13:23Are you security?
13:28Security is just my way of making sure you don't steal.
13:31My heart too quickly.
13:31You're quite the distraction, aren't you?
13:34Yeah.
13:35Okay.
13:36Are there any specials here today?
13:40I'm definitely the main course.
13:42But I might charge extra for a taste.
13:44You look like you have expensive taste.
13:45No, no.
13:46I got a girl.
13:47Sophie, where you at, baby?
13:48This guy's trying to pick me up, Sophie.
13:50Where you at?
13:53Look at this.
13:57Let me call Sophie.
14:05Sophie sounds like a lucky woman.
14:07But I think you're just trying to make me work harder for it.
14:09I definitely like a challenge.
14:11No, I'm not into you.
14:12I'm not into guys, buddy.
14:16Don't be so dramatic.
14:17I'm just getting warmed up.
14:19You're making it way too easy to play hard to get.
14:22I'm calling somebody right now.
14:23Hi, Kenneth.
14:24It's so good to hear your voice.
14:26What's up, Sophie?
14:27I'm at the supermarket.
14:28Can you meet me at the supermarket, please?
14:31I'm so glad to hear.
14:37That's great news.
14:38I'm actually just a short walk away in the neighborhood, so I can be there in about 10 minutes since
14:42you're already at the supermarket entrance.
14:45Shall we meet there right now?
14:46Great.
14:47Gotcha.
14:47I think I see you coming now.
14:49Is that you, Sophie?
14:54Somebody's coming.
14:55Alright, I'll see you when I get to the-
14:56Kenneth, I can see you right there near the entrance.
14:58Let's hang up so we can talk properly face to face.
15:00I'm hanging up now.
15:01Oh, got you, Sophie.
15:05Keep calling me that.
15:07And I might actually start believing you're serious.
15:09Hey, Sophie.
15:10Come over here for a second, Sophie.
15:22Coming, what's going on?
15:24You want to walk in together?
15:25Hey, Kenneth.
15:27I'm so glad I-
15:29I'm coming, I'm coming.
15:31Okay.
15:32It's a bit of a walk from where I was sitting.
15:34Oh, no problem.
15:37Who's Paul?
15:39You're starting to-
15:39I don't know.
15:40I know it's fine.
15:41He's trying to be doing some weird stuff.
15:45Shopping, baby.
16:08Uh, excuse me, sir.
16:11Excuse me, sir.
16:13You lost.
16:14You lost.
16:14Do you have any specials?
16:17You lost.
16:19Do you have any specials here?
16:21Only if you're looking-
16:24Only if you're looking for a-
16:27Special lesson in how to stack hands perfectly.
16:29Nope.
16:29That's alright.
16:32You gonna buy something?
16:35Maybe.
16:35Maybe.
16:35Or just stand there admiring my organizational skills.
16:37I'm not looking at you, brother.
16:38I'm all the way over here.
16:40Don't be so, um, vain.
16:42You got it?
16:42Don't worry.
16:43I'm coming to find-
16:45Yo.
16:47Can't help it.
16:48I want me a nice, um, coconut chocolate cake.
16:52I just know a good thing when I-
16:55You've got great taste.
16:57Though I might be a little sweeter than the cake.
16:59Let me grab a fresh slice for you.
17:00Don't do that, man.
17:01Don't talk to me like that.
17:02I told you I want a cake.
17:03Is that an invitation to find out just how-
17:07No.
17:07I'm not gay, brother.
17:09I'll stick to the sugar.
17:10And leave the-
17:13You know what I said?
17:14I'm not intimate.
17:16I'll get your cake.
17:17Alright, give me the-
17:18Damn cake, man.
17:19Give me the cake.
17:20My apologies.
17:21I'll stick to the cake-
17:22Well, stick to the cake, brother.
17:23Stick to the cake.
17:24I'm not into that.
17:26My bad.
17:26I got it already.
17:27Yeah, we're bad.
17:28I'll stick to the goods.
17:29Whatever.
17:30Here's that coconut chocolate cake you're looking for.
17:32Yeah, okay.
17:33Where is it at?
17:34Oh, Kenneth.
17:36Yeah, baby, I need you to come over here right now.
17:38I'm at the, um, place where I'm going to cake at.
17:39The chocolate-
17:41Covered cake.
17:41It's just a little nook right inside.
17:43Near the fresh-produced section, you know.
17:45Yeah, come over there.
17:46Meet me over here right now.
17:47Right now, baby.
17:48Right now.
17:51You're right.
17:51You've got a hell of an attitude, and honestly, it's kind of hot.
17:55All right, brother.
17:56Kenneth, my dear.
17:56Where's that chocolate covered cake I asked you for?
17:58I'm right here at the supermarket entrance.
17:59All right, baby.
18:00You're far too handsome to be this.
18:02Look, man.
18:03Sophie.
18:05Kenneth, look up.
18:06I can see you right there near the entrance.
18:08All right.
18:08Yeah, do me a favor, Sophie.
18:09Please just hang up and walk over so we can talk properly.
18:12Hey there, sunshine.
18:12I'm hanging up now.
18:13Come see him.
18:15All right.
18:16Sophie.
18:16Don't mention it.
18:17Tell this guy that me and you are together.
18:20I'm not into guys.
18:21Don't listen to him.
18:22Tell him that-
18:23Tell him you and me are together.
18:25I'm not into guys, baby.
18:26Tell him that.
18:27Don't worry, Calvin.
18:28He's all mine on-
18:30Got it, Cal?
18:31Don't worry.
18:32I'm all hers.
18:35I got you.
18:35Got it?
18:36Get another donut, buddy.
18:38I'm not your donut.
18:40Let's go, baby.
18:43Don't call you.
18:44Don't call you anything, baby.
18:46What's going on here?
18:47I'm not your donut, Kenneth.
18:49How you doing, you lady?
18:51How's everything?
18:53I'm doing just-
18:55I want you to meet my girlfriend, Sophie.
18:57I'm doing wonderful.
18:57Thank you for asking.
18:58Sophie.
19:01All right.
19:01It's all right.
19:02I'm doing wonderful.
19:04Thanks, babe.
19:04I'm out of here.
19:05I wasn't trying to talk to you.
19:05I'm doing wonderful.
19:06I got a girlfriend.
19:07Thank you for asking.
19:08You're welcome.
19:09It is so lovely.
19:11Oh.
19:16Whatever.
19:16I didn't even want to talk to you anyway.
19:19What?
19:20You dissed me, baby.
19:22I-I'm not-
19:25I-I didn't mean anything by it.
19:27I'm sorry.
19:28No problem.
19:31All right.
19:31What's going on over here?
19:42Where's my girl at?
19:53She's still over there.
19:54I can see her.
20:05There she go.
20:08Let's see what happens if I call her from here.
20:09Well, you certainly seem very sure of yourself.
20:12I love that kind of confidence, though.
20:13No.
20:18What's she doing?
20:19Talking to this guy without me there?
20:21Hey.
20:23Sophie.
20:26Sophie, what are you doing?
20:29Trying to flirt, huh?
20:33It's my time.
20:34It's my time.
20:38Call you when I need you, baby.
20:41Let's check this neighborhood out.
20:42I paid for the extra.
20:44It's like $9.99.
20:46Let's see what I can do.
20:59Oh, there you go, baby.
21:01I thought I lost you.
21:05You've got me, Kenneth.
21:08I promise, let's just get going before it gets too dark out.
21:11You got it.
21:15Take the shortcut.
21:16I'm out of your home now.
21:17We're going to go straight to the park.
21:23Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
21:26Make a right.
21:27I'm going to make a right.
21:31Got you, baby.
21:34Still reading, buddy?
21:38It's my girl.
21:41Oh.
21:41Got you.
21:47Eating is a full-time job when the company is this distracting.
21:51You're quite the handful, aren't you?
21:53Yep.
21:54Maybe.
21:59Hey, Sophie.
22:00Ready to get out of here?
22:04I'm getting out of here, Sophie.
22:07Yep.
22:09You got it.
22:10Let's go.
22:10You got it.
22:45You got it.
22:47Dude, I live right down there.
22:53What's up, baby?
22:57Wait, don't run off so fast.
22:58I'm right behind you.
23:00Gotcha.
23:03I'm right here.
23:04Okay.
23:06Did you guys see?
23:10Thank you, Kevin.
23:1298th Avenue.
23:20Get back there doing something.
23:28I'm right here, though.
23:33I can probably take a shortcut to here.
23:48I can probably take a shortcut to here.
23:57Let me hit my pool.
24:00Get Sophie a pool.
24:01We'll chill right here.
24:06We'll chill right here.
24:13I just want to go back.
24:14Alright.
24:23Let's do this towel someday.
24:27Alright.
24:28good you're right here did you guys catch what's up that weird
24:37you're so sweet kenneth thanks i was about to call you just relax here for a bit
24:42you know you got it baby you can have it then all right ladies and gentlemen
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24:51silly kenneth god bless you have a great day you're too much