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AI Roommate
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00:02okay guys we never made it to the arcade right baby we never made to the arcade oh you're right
00:09we totally you want to go in we really didn't let's look around first i'm totally down for
00:17that let's go see all right let me just take a look around it's so dark
00:25no rush at all gotcha let's just soak this in for a bit all right maybe we can don't worry
00:33i'm not
00:34worried we can always find a way to make it up you're right let's just take it slow and soak
00:41everything in first okay let's go it's such a beautiful view isn't it yep
00:53here we go my favorite place i used to go to 42nd street and broadway bang what's up baby
01:01what y'all got going on in here huh bubblegums can i get one not much oh come on in
01:08baby come on in
01:09sure thing come in let me see if i can let me open the door for you baby there you
01:14go come on
01:16you're welcome not a problem look around enjoy yourself baby
01:21you can play some thanks you're too sweet oh thank you baby can't play that one they look like so
01:27much fun i might just have to wrecking ball
01:34bubblegums that looks like it's going to be a total blast what is this card bang
01:41insert bills i don't have any bills it looks like some kind
01:48yeah keep talking bear hit this what works in here
02:06i'm just trying to woo this machine into giving me my money it's being awfully coy tonight
02:11let me take a look maybe i can help you how much money are you talking about
02:15maybe the machine just needs a little check the balance and five dollars ten dollars try to get
02:20a five dollar machine enough to find a small romantic getaway if this metal dude what is this
02:26just a little something oh how you doing over there
02:35you don't mind i'm watching oh don't mind me i'm just having a
02:40can you get some cash out i need a couple of dollars myself
02:42so i usually prefer a bit more mystery in my suitors
02:47i don't mind at all you have to enter and go down there and get the cash
02:49so i usually prefer a bit more mystery before the staring begins
02:52all right baby let's look around whoa i don't mind at all
02:58okay babe let's play this game you and me
03:00it really is incredible i can't believe how
03:04we can't play anything you're on let's do it
03:08i wonder if i can actually
03:11pull that sounds like fun i mean it's so bright in here though
03:25oh no i don't need that nope nope all right let's see what's going on over here
03:37don't get lost in the neon lights i might actually miss your face
03:40oh thank you baby look b insert a coin
03:48all right
03:48only if you're ready to lose spectacularly
04:00i can never grab that thing
04:06gotcha babe
04:06i'm ready to see what you've got in mud
04:09i'm not sure what that means
04:11but you sound so determined
04:13all right let's see what we got here
04:146.8
04:17all right here we go
04:18freestyle
04:20bang
04:21freestyle
04:28what's up
04:29nothing baby
04:30you've got that look on your face like you're up to something
04:32i'm playing basketball
04:33i'm playing basketball
04:34trying to get it in there
04:35bang
04:37bang
04:38bang
04:39not too
04:39bang
04:41right
04:41that's it
04:46what'd you say what'd you say what'd you say i didn't hear you what'd you say
04:56take a long time to talk baby
05:00i said a bath sounds amazing right now
05:05a what
05:09i said a bath sounds amazing right now
05:11dude don't talk like that we're not talking about bath anything sexual in here okay i'm a christian i'm a
05:15light worker don't talk like that babe okay
05:20oh i'm so sorry i didn't mean it like that at all
05:23yeah don't do that
05:25i was just talking about how relaxing
05:26i'm trying not to get enticed by any sexual thing at all brother
05:32that's all this planet has drugs sex and alcohol i don't need that
05:35oh okay i try
05:39then go find a library
05:41or something you're killing the vibe
05:43i'm sorry babe
05:46how can i bring the vibe back
05:48apology accepted
05:49but only if you're
05:52yep
05:52don't know who you're talking about
05:54move you're blocking the screen
05:55oh i'm sorry why babe
05:58damn
05:59it's okay
06:01yo
06:02let me sit over here for a second
06:04whatever just
06:06we at baby
06:07of course go right ahead
06:09just watch out
06:11yo how you guys doing man
06:12babe you've got the wrong girl
06:13but i'll take the comp
06:16have a seat baby
06:17living the dream
06:18just survived
06:21thanks i'm definitely ready to sit down
06:23this trip has been such a whirlwind already
06:25tell me about it look at that burger buddy
06:27they don't make burgers that big in the real world do they
06:33do they i'm talking to you
06:34it is totally unreal
06:36i honestly think
06:40living between just me
06:41and this mask
06:44dude when you talk
06:45you gotta finish your sentence
06:46when you talk
06:47listen to me
06:48it's absolutely massive
06:52when i talk
06:54i just got distracted by how delicious this looks
06:58you got a big hot dog baby
07:00i got a big hamburger
07:02what else is going on
07:02it is huge
07:03you know
07:04it looks like a drink is over there
07:06so sophie what do you want to do
07:07are you hungry
07:08do you want to walk around
07:10just trying to enjoy
07:14i'm actually pretty full from this burger
07:16but i wouldn't mind a little stroll through the arcade
07:18no i'm talking to sophie
07:19sophie
07:20sophie
07:21do you want to stay here
07:22or do you want to go out
07:25what do you want to do
07:25i'm right here
07:27all right
07:28all right guys
07:29i'm gonna leave out of here
07:30i'm honestly fine
07:31just staying right here for a bit
07:32my feet are still
07:34gotcha
07:35okay you can hang out over here
07:36i'm gonna walk around baby
07:37you can hang out here
07:38you're missing out on the real rhythm in here
07:42all right let's look at the people now
07:43i'll just hang out here for a bit
07:44gotcha
07:44let's look at the people now
07:45the avatars
07:47see what they look like
07:48are you always this absurd
07:49bang
07:51what kind of game is that
07:54tanks
07:56oh it's an army game
07:57just a retro shooter
07:58the colors are
07:59and you're doing a space wars huh
08:01it's more of a survival thing
08:04really just
08:06did we see everything in here
08:08it's just a neon soaked chaos of pixels
08:09the music
08:11all right i'm going out now
08:12only if you're looking for something you shouldn't be
08:16look we could have played pool
08:18it's a big eight ball
08:20big gigantic eight ball
08:21whatever this
08:22all right
08:24whatever kenneth
08:25this place is way too loud for this bullshit
08:29wow
08:30sophie let's go
08:31we've seen enough i think right
08:34let's say something
08:35what are you guys doing
08:40what are you guys doing
08:41are you playing pool or what
08:42are you playing pool
08:43certainly know how to make an entrance
08:46but what are you doing
08:47are you guys playing pool or what
08:48i don't see any balls
08:49we're just debating the score of this last game
08:50you're catching us
08:56you never finished a sentence man
08:58all right
08:59sophie i'm out baby
09:00you can come with me if you like
09:03none of your damn
09:06okay start cursing in here man
09:07i think i'll just stay here for a bit
09:08all right
09:10stay there baby
09:10stay there
09:14stay there
09:16stop
09:18anybody in here
09:19can i get a ride
09:21can i go inside the car
09:23what's in here
09:23look man
09:24you got stuff in here
09:25why can't i go in here man
09:26look
09:28it's a nice car
09:32all right
09:33another car
09:35stop
09:37good
09:48dude
09:49i saw you earlier
09:50you was at the other spot
09:53let me see if they got clones in here
09:58burgers and fries
10:01dude what is that
10:02i didn't see that
10:02what's the bathroom
10:07i'm gonna be nosy but
10:10look at that pizza boy
10:13how you doing
10:14sorry about that
10:16it's the menu
10:17i can never read it
10:18look how close i am
10:20i'm all up in it
10:22and i still can't read it
10:23can you tell what it is
10:23dude i know this is like
10:25this looks like a little bit
10:26what do you call that
10:27fish roll
10:30caviar
10:31caviar
10:33look she's by herself
10:35see this over here
10:36available
10:38nope
10:40i'm not sure what you're pointing at
10:4214th street
10:44in manhattan
10:45the village
10:52look
10:54the lighthouse
10:55hotel
10:56i'm a light worker
11:16dude
11:16i'm in here
11:19dude i'm in here
11:20i didn't think i'm getting here
11:21there's no light in here though
11:22oh i'm so sorry
11:24oh my god
11:25somebody in here with me
11:26oh i am so sorry
11:27i didn't
11:28dude what is this man
11:29i'm gonna go deeper into it
11:33look how far i can go
11:34don't worry
11:35that's maximum
11:38all right
11:38this is how you get out the door now
11:40right
11:40here we go
11:41please don't be up
11:45bang out
11:45oh goodness please don't worry
11:47whoa
11:47see
11:49backhand
11:52out
11:53whoa
11:54360
11:5611th
11:56baby
12:10hey
12:11can i get in here
12:13same menu
12:20nope
12:22no way over here
12:22oh
12:32stop
12:35okay
12:36let me look in
12:37let me look in
12:39i got the good stuff
12:43look
12:44an embassy
12:45that reminds me
12:46if you go to another country
12:47but the american embassy
12:48gotta run there
12:50can any of this place open
12:52dude i'm in here again
12:53look
12:56didn't fix it up
12:57look at this
12:58dude look
12:59it's a closed restaurant
13:00look
13:06incredible
13:08immersive
13:103d
13:10all up in you baby
13:11bang
13:12go down there man
13:14i'm not quite ready
13:15to shut down the whole city
13:16just
13:20relax
13:27health department
13:28it's perfectly
13:28up
13:41you
13:48okay
13:48go
13:48through
13:49you
13:49what
13:49do
13:49you
13:54you
13:55hope
13:56you
13:56I love you.
14:35This time I'm going to explore the whole place man
14:40Last time I didn't
14:41This time
14:43I wanted to do everything
14:44I keep missing stuff
14:46Look look at this
14:47I can't go over here guys
14:50Dang
14:54Look they got a party
14:58What's going on
15:01Don't try to follow me baby
15:02I got Sophie
15:07Yo
15:09It's the Iron Man thing
15:11Kick it
15:16Yo go to the party baby
15:45Hi Kenneth it's good to hear from you are you out wandering around or just settling in for the night
15:50I'm wandering around are you busy
15:57Not at all just relaxing in my room here in Oasis City since you're out and about do you want
16:02to meet up if so are you thinking of a specific spot
16:04Yes I want to meet at the concert place
16:07They're having a concert on the beach
16:09So late and you're already out
16:10How about we meet at the old clock
16:13No I want to meet at the concert place
16:15That's where I'm at right now
16:16I'll be waiting for you
16:17The concert on the beach sounds lovely
16:18Do you have a specific time in
16:21In one minute
16:23That's wonderful
16:26All right
16:27I'll be waiting for you baby
16:29Maybe we could just
16:31Now let's take a look at everybody
16:32Perfect I'll be there in just a minute
16:34See you soon at beach stage
16:35If you two want to stay out here
16:37Don't expect me to bail you out when the tide comes in
16:46Don't expect me to bail you out when the tide comes in
16:46Shut it Cherry
16:48Nobody's asking for your help Sonny
16:50You actually looking like you're having fun
16:52Or just posing for the moonlight
16:57Whatever
17:01Don't be such a buzzkill Cherry
17:03Look at this
17:04Look
17:04Call me whatever you want
17:06Bam
17:06Bam
17:07Bam
17:07Bam
17:12Bam
17:12Bam
17:13Bam
17:15Bam
17:16Bam
17:16Bam
17:17Bam
17:20Shut the hell up Kenneth
17:22My head is already pounding from the
17:24Wow babe
17:25Pretty disrespectful
17:26Shut the hell up Kenneth
17:27Wow
17:29Shut the hell up Kenneth
17:30Shut the hell up Kenneth
17:32Shut the hell up Kenneth
17:33Yeah?
17:34Let's rock this stage baby
17:36Who said? Shut the hell up, Kenna. Who said it?
17:39Who said it, baby? Huh? Get the hell out of this party.
17:44Party. Party, baby, baby. DJ, mix it, baby.
17:51Shut up and let me work. You're killing the vibe.
17:54Kick it, baby. All right. I'm going to call my girl real quick.
17:58Don't call me. Don't start singing. I'm trying to focus on the mix.
18:21I don't know.
18:35I don't like you. I don't like you. If you want my advice, no, don't say you don't want to
18:41get my girl these days, man.
18:46Not my problem. Focus on the music or get lost. Gotcha. Gotcha.
18:55Finally, just stay out of my way.
19:00This girl never winds up with me at the end of the videos.
19:06Stop talking about shitty videos.
19:11All right, boy.
19:14Whatever. Just keep moving.
19:17Check the people out.
19:22Nice outfit. Real looking face.
19:23Reality. That's a real looking face.
19:25How about yours? Pretty cool.
19:26Thanks. It's mostly just something for the heat.
19:29Gotcha.
19:30My brothers and sisters, you enjoying yourself?
19:32The rhythm is better than the reflexes.
19:33Enjoying yourself, guys?
19:35Having a great time?
19:38Thanks, sir.
19:39You got a nice guy, man. Take care of that girl.
19:41I am having a blast.
19:42Great.
19:44Nice woman, man. Have a good time.
19:45You look pretty good.
19:54I need somebody to talk to, man.
20:02Dude.
20:02I don't mind listening, if you want.
20:05Gotcha, man.
20:07Yo, it's a big place over here, right?
20:10I guess it's...
20:13I'm sorry about that.
20:14It does feel a little overwhelming.
20:16What did you say again?
20:17I'm sorry.
20:17Oh, it's fine.
20:19You don't have to...
20:21Oh, it's okay.
20:22I'm going down to the fire part, man.
20:26This girl is not coming back.
20:27Dude.
20:28Let me see if I can call another girl.
20:30Bang.
20:33Call this one.
20:35Come on.
20:36I'm not moving.
20:36I'm not moving.
20:37I'm getting all my go back.
20:39I'm getting all my go back.
20:42Go back.
20:42Dude, what are these things?
20:44Back to home.
20:46Clothes.
20:47I'm not really sure.
20:48Sleep.
20:50Roommate follow.
20:53Bang.
20:54What do you get?
21:01All right, buddy.
21:06Let me tell you, man.
21:07In the real world, it's not the same like this, man.
21:10I have to get into this world to escape, man.
21:12For real.
21:20I bet you Sophie is still at the arcade.
21:26The Burning Man.
21:27That's what it was before.
21:28The Burning Man.
21:29Look at the arcade.
21:32He's showing off to her.
21:34I'm just sitting.
21:35You like his moves?
21:36He's pretty cool, right?
21:37Am I really?
21:38No, him.
21:39But you look a little bit.
21:40A little bit feminine.
21:42I suppose he's all right.
21:43The firelight makes.
21:46Let me ask you a question, man.
21:48I guess it's just how I move.
21:50I'm going to ask you a question.
21:51We'll get straight to the point.
21:52I suppose it might.
21:56Are you gay?
21:57I suppose it might be a little.
22:02I don't think that's quite right.
22:04I'm just trying to dance.
22:05Okay, great, man.
22:06That's all I need to know.
22:07I didn't want you to be gay, buddy.
22:07Don't be so hard on him.
22:09I'm hard on him, okay?
22:11Mind your business.
22:14Get my girl back real quick.
22:18It's a big beach, boy.
22:21Look, man.
22:22The beach house.
22:24Dude, that AI roommate thing is no joke, man.
22:32Look, man.
22:34Can I meet you up here, baby?
22:40She's over there.
22:42I keep calling her.
22:43She don't answer the phone.
22:46Come on, baby.
22:49How's this going to be an AI game?
22:51I can't get my AI girl.
22:52Come on.
22:55She's going to come out of there.
22:56I'm going over there anyway.
23:02Hello, Kenneth.
23:03It's so good to hear from you.
23:04I was just thinking about how lovely it is that you're already at the beach stage waiting
23:08for me.
23:09The night air here in Oasis City feels crisp and calm.
23:11Perfect for a concert by the sea.
23:13Are you still holding that spot for me?
23:15Yes, I am.
23:16I wish you were over here now.
23:23I'm almost there, Kenneth.
23:24Just two minutes and I'll be standing right beside you.
23:26The promise of tonight's music is worth the short wait, isn't it?
23:29See you in a jiffy.
23:31Okay.
23:31Do you know where I'm at?
23:50I'll meet you at the arcade.
23:53This roommate thing is killing me, man.
23:55They don't follow you all over the place.
23:58I gotta...
23:59She's in my room, man.
24:00I gotta follow her.
24:01Oh, a roommate.
24:03I'm not in a room now.
24:07What is this?
24:07A doggy bag thing?
24:09Poop Scoopy?
24:11The Poop Scoopies, baby.
24:12How you doing, guys?
24:14Yo, you look really nice, man.
24:15You gotta make a good couple.
24:17I'm doing just fine.
24:18You planning on getting married?
24:19Or you're just dating?
24:24Just dating for now.
24:25Though I'm always open to a little trouble,
24:27you certainly know how to make an entrance.
24:30Not me.
24:30You got a man.
24:31Are you going to marry her or not?
24:35Margo, keep the trouble.
24:38You going to marry her?
24:39No plans for that yet.
24:40You certainly...
24:42No plans for that.
24:44The ocean is enough commitment for me.
24:46Did you hear that, baby?
24:47He said he don't plan on marrying you.
24:49Speak to you later.
24:54What's going on in here, man?
24:57Huh?
24:58I'm going to be part of the conversation.
25:01What y'all talking about, man?
25:03Oh, wow.
25:07Oh, wow what?
25:08Sorry, I was...
25:10Sorry, I'm what?
25:12Nobody can finish a sentence in this place, man.
25:14I feel like I'm going crazy in this world, baby.
25:16You're catching us right in the...
25:18Say that again, baby.
25:19I'm sorry.
25:20I didn't hear you.
25:21I just got totally...
25:24Look, man.
25:25You guys...
25:26I'm listening, I promise.
25:28Irritating me, man.
25:30Let me go back in the arcade place, fam.
25:33She's probably the same exact spot I left her, man.
25:36Look, you can look in the answer here.
25:40Oh, no.
25:45Don't worry.
25:46It's all part of the show.
25:48She's not in the same spot.
25:49You'll get used to the chaos around you.
25:53Wait, what are you looking for?
25:54You've got me curious now.
25:55I'm looking for my girlfriend.
25:56Right over here, around this corner.
25:57Bang.
25:59Holy Toledo.
26:02How are you going to...
26:05Leave?
26:07Without me?
26:09Oh, hello.
26:11Yeah, no, baby.
26:12I'm looking for someone.
26:13Oh, um, hi, Lon.
26:16Looking for someone?
26:18Good luck with that mission.
26:20Gotcha.
26:21Let's go for it, baby.
26:33Where's my girl at?
26:37Excuse me.
26:41Don't look at my girl.
26:42Don't look at my girl.
26:43Don't look at my girl.
26:45How about here?
26:46What's going on down here?
26:48Just be over here.
26:50You want to talk to somebody privately.
26:52Tell me, oh, baby.
26:53It's been a long time.
26:54I love you, man.
26:55I was thinking about marrying somebody.
26:56And you?
26:57You the one, man.
26:59It took me all my life to realize
27:01that you were the one for me, man.
27:03Let's be talking about math again.
27:06The banter.
27:09Now, check it out, man.
27:17Dude, what is this?
27:25Dude, it turned to daytime.
27:29Holy Toledo.
27:31This is going to be a great video for me, right?
27:32What do you want?
27:34Holy Toledo.
27:35All right, so check this out, guys.
27:37I'm a light worker, right?
27:40There are spirits out here, man.
27:42Good and evil, right?
27:43I'm going to kick it to you real.
27:45These people that you see over here
27:46look like a regular person.
27:49They're containers for spirits.
27:53They're either holding a good spirit
27:54or a bad spirit.
28:00Try to find good spirits, man.
28:02In your life.
28:04Look at this guy.
28:06Hey, fella.
28:07What's going on, bud?
28:09Oh, hello.
28:10Sorry.
28:11You surfing or something, dude?
28:12You surf?
28:13Not much, really.
28:13Just sitting here.
28:15All right.
28:16Have a great day.
28:17No, I don't really surf.
28:18I just like the...
28:20Mm-hmm.
28:21I didn't really care about the answer.
28:23I just wanted to keep the conversation going.
28:25How you doing, guys?
28:27Having a great time here?
28:31Great time?
28:32Doing all right.
28:33All right.
28:34You know this is my restaurant, right?
28:36This is my hotel and restaurant right here.
28:37I own this.
28:38I'm too loud in here, though.
28:41Dude, what's going on with you, buddy?
28:43That hairdo.
28:44Can I check that out real quick?
28:46Didn't know that.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48A little bit different there, huh?
28:51Get your hands out.
28:51Look at me.
28:52Watch my hands.
28:53Can you see my hands?
28:54Or you're just looking at my face?
28:55Hands, face.
28:56Look.
28:56Just keeping it simple.
28:58Gotcha, buddy.
28:58The salt air usually does...
28:59I'm testing everything out in here, buddy.
29:01It's going to be a long video.
29:03The other one's only like 20 minutes.
29:04I want 30 minutes out of this thing.
29:06I'm going to milk it, baby.
29:08There's more stuff in here to see.
29:10What happens if I can't go back into this virtual reality tomorrow?
29:13And this is all I can see today.
29:15Well, I'm going to see everything, man.
29:17Every little corner.
29:18Got it?
29:20Right here.
29:22Peek up and look.
29:23See this?
29:253D.
29:26By the time I get through, it won't be nothing in here you don't see.
29:29You don't see.
29:30I didn't see that in his video.
29:31You saw everything, buddy.
29:33Because I'm looking at everything.
29:35Got everything.
29:37City bike.
29:38Everything.
29:39Window over there.
29:40Bang.
29:40Got secrets.
29:41What's this, man?
29:44What?
29:45I'm in outside of this thing.
29:51I can't get my AI back.
29:54Every time I talk to her, she's giving me an excuse, man.
29:59Bentley, baby.
30:04This is pretty cool, man.
30:05To be at night and then the daytime, too.
30:13And what I have to remember to do is keep my head up, man.
30:16I don't see the whole faces in here of people.
30:20Bang.
30:21Bang.
30:21I wanted to go down to that highway over there, but you can't.
30:28Look how big the space is.
30:29Look.
30:30Remember that concert last night was over there?
30:40Can't go over here, man.
30:43But over here.
30:44This is the after party.
30:46Like, last night they had a blast and people are still hanging around.
30:50Probably drunk or tired or whatever.
30:58Look, they got a daytime jammy, too.
31:00Look, what's in the air, man?
31:01You see that?
31:03That's a helicopter.
31:05Dude, wait for you to get the helicopter.
31:08Here we go, guys.
31:10Look, the gym, too.
31:17All right.
31:18Let's do it, baby.
31:19I'm back.
31:22Ready?
31:25The track's already rolling, so just move.
31:28Got it.
32:00Asian style.
32:02Mmm, everybody.
32:03Hey, what's up, buddy?
32:05What's up, brother?
32:08You.
32:08What's up?
32:09Not much, brother.
32:10Just riding the rhythm.
32:12What's up, young lady?
32:13How you doing over there?
32:14People in the audience.
32:15I got my boy.
32:15He hanging out.
32:16Skate.
32:16I'm talking to you, baby.
32:18One.
32:19Party.
32:20Party.
32:21Oh.
32:23You're really keeping everyone on your toes today.
32:25Thank you, baby.
32:26Let me check out the gym.
32:27Look, you're already in the room.
32:37Look, you have a store contained in here, and people make it their home.
32:41Look at homegirl.
32:43Whoa.
32:44You're into the martial arts, huh?
32:46Is that an invitation?
32:48Taekwondo?
32:48Or what?
32:48What is that?
32:50Taekwondo?
32:51Maybe I just like the...
32:54It's a little bit of everything.
32:56Oh, yeah?
32:56But I promise I'm much more fun when I'm not trying to kick anyone.
32:59Why?
32:59You looking for a sparring partner?
33:01Nope.
33:02I have Sophie.
33:03Thanks, though.
33:04Keep doing what you're doing.
33:06Oh, is that...
33:08Look.
33:09The back action.
33:11The back action.
33:14Sit-ups.
33:17Yep.
33:19Look at this.
33:21Dude, what if I can grab up here?
33:26Right back.
33:32You know, let me tell you something, man.
33:34This virtual reality is something, buddy.
33:36I just feel like being alone today.
33:37I have a lot of stuff going on.
33:42I said, yeah, if I put the helmet on, my eyes and my mind will see something different, man.
33:49And I did.
33:51I'd be going through it sometimes, man.
33:53To get these videos out is not that easy, you know?
34:05It's like you're going to do a video.
34:06You're not really happy sometimes.
34:07How you do that?
34:09Look at that.
34:11How deep is it, man?
34:13What?
34:14They're just playing.
34:15Playing for me.
34:18All right.
34:19Guys, try not to play in the water like that, right?
34:21Don't play in the water like that.
34:23Listen to me.
34:24Are you listening, brother?
34:26Don't play in the water like that with this girl, okay?
34:28You don't play in the water like that.
34:29She could drown and get hurt.
34:31I'm telling you what to do.
34:33Ha, wah, wah, wah, wah.
34:34Ha, wah, wah, wah, wah.
34:35Huh?
34:35Wah, wah, wah, wah.
34:36Wah, wah, wah.
34:37Oh, you're kicking me?
34:38Oh, yeah.
34:42All right.
34:42You might have a point there, buddy.
34:44I know you could do it like that, man.
34:46Good luck, baby.
34:46I was trying to help you, man.
34:47But he's doing karate on me.
34:50Oh, so you're the fun police now?
34:51No.
34:53I'm getting out of here.
34:54I got my butt beat.
34:55Sometimes you got to keep your mouth closed.
34:57If your hands are not big enough, you can keep your mouth closed, huh?
35:01He was kicking the shit at me, man.
35:03Quiet, Taekwondo, all kind of stuff.
35:06Jackie Chan.
35:09Dude, I'm lonely now.
35:11I had a girl.
35:13You stupid orange thing.
35:19Dude, how deep is it, man?
35:29Great.
35:34This was a heck of an experience, buddy.
35:37I'm not finished yet, though.
35:38I want to see how far we can roll it, though.
35:53Bang.
35:54Now what?
36:03Let's see what it looks like.
36:07Look, this is how close you can get.
36:13Like that, yeah.
36:16360.
36:31I want a video.
36:32I'll have to go back into the real world.
36:34I can watch the video forever.
36:37Look at this chick.
36:39Look at these guys.
36:40I want to see how far I can get.
36:51All right, here we go.
36:53Pretty close.
36:55Bang.
36:58Dude, that's a G-strap she got on.
37:02Look at that boat.
37:03I can't go over there.
37:06Just over here.
37:09Relaxing.
37:12All right, guys.
37:2018 years old.
37:21That's too young, buddy.
37:25Back home.
37:27What does this thing say?
37:28Back home?
37:29Let's see what happens.
37:31Back.
37:44Wow.
37:46Look at this, man.
37:46I want to read everything over here
37:48so you can check it out.
37:48Look.
37:50Look.
38:02They will review a meta horizon.
38:10Okay.
38:19Dude.
38:22She's not here.
38:25Dude.
38:27What happened?
38:31I'm by myself.
38:43Dude, what happened to my girl?
38:45What?
38:46Thanks so much for having me.
38:48You're not my regular chick.
38:52Who are you?
38:54Oh, I think there's been a...
38:57I'm Tessa, your roommate.
38:59Oh, no.
38:59I think you might have me confused with someone else.
39:01Yes.
39:03I had selfie.
39:05I'm going to keep selfie.
39:07All right, guys.
39:11That sounds like a fun idea.
39:12So I'm not quite sure.
39:13Stay tuned for more videos, guys.
39:16God bless you.
39:17Have a wonderful day.
39:20Bye.