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00:06so what do you recommend I'd say we try that little calf down the street instead
00:13they usually have the best muffins if we're lucky okay you want to go now
00:22sure I'm ready when you are let's head out before they run out of those muffins too
00:28okay can you direct me because I'm not sure how to get there just head out the front door and
00:36take a
00:36left then it's only a two-minute walk down the block I'll lead the way so you don't get lost
00:41you're talking about the supermarket right oh no I meant the little calf down the street
00:49I thought we'd skip the supermarket since they're already out of everything okay great so let's take
00:54look I haven't been there before don't worry it's a super easy walk and you'll love the vibe there
01:03come on let's go see if they have anything tasty left let me just check something real quick the
01:09movies the nightclub okay no problem we're gonna hit the city after we get through with your trip
01:14we're gonna hit the city wait are we changing no we're gonna hit the cafe sounds like a blast I'm
01:22definitely that sounds like a perfect plan can it let's grab some caffeine first and then we can
01:31tackle the city together okay is it down this way Sophie yep just follow me down this path and it'll
01:42be
01:42right around the corner okay gotcha you're doing great just keep pace with me okay we got baby
01:54okay we really did look at that I'm so glad we found it so quickly okay we're not there we're
02:00not
02:00keeping what can it don't leave me hanging we're not at the cafe yet we've still got we're not at
02:08the
02:08cafe oh you're right my mistake we've still got oh my back can you take me to the cafe we'll
02:17get
02:17there in no time of course let's head out there's no coffee oh you're right I completely forgot we're a
02:29bit far from the usual spots should we drive to that one closer to I'm glad to hear it excuse
02:35me ma'am
02:36is there a cafe around here don't mom two blocks down left at the corner oh thank you
02:46don't expect a warm welcome from the barista oh no problem there's one on the corner thank you is
02:51that the supermarket is the supermarket the cafe and no paulo no it's a grocery store okay thank you very
03:02much appreciate that dude I I know it was the supermarket man don't have no cafe over here
03:13now watch when I ask where the cafe is
03:23dude dude oh look man she starts for everybody that just me
03:52excuse me fellas do you know where I can get a cup of coffee well hello there how you doing
03:59you
03:59certainly know okay do you know our corner is your best bet oh yeah everybody I'm sorry
04:10coffee you're asking the wrong guys if you want something fancy Darnell did you hear the man's
04:14crisis man don't act like you aren't the one dragging us to those overpriced cast Kenneth just hit the
04:24corner deli they got the strong stuff all right check this out man everybody says the corner point me
04:30which way is the corner I'm at the corner now walk straight down which way point standing right in front
04:38of it dude that that's the supermarket turn left look I'm trying to left and walk straight where
04:51where keep heading straight past the newsstand you're acting like you've never seen a sidewalk before
04:57dude let me go inside
05:07I know where the coffee is guys it's right where the cake is check it out Tanya you look like
05:11you've been
05:12that's why I pay for your environment man I don't know the city part we're gonna see the city in
05:16a second
05:16you sound like a total moron this is right where you get the coffee and the cake bang right here
05:24okay look
05:28kicks over here
05:37i'll see something here
05:55Hi, Kenneth. It's so good to hear your voice. I'm just finishing up some morning chores
05:59right here in the neighborhood. How are you holding up?
06:02Oh, pretty good. Can you meet me at the supermarket, please?
06:10I'd love to meet there, but what time works best for you this morning?
06:15In one minute.
06:20That sounds lovely. Do you have a specific time in mind for when you'll be there, or should I aim
06:25for around 10?
06:25I'm right here in the neighborhood, so I can get there easily whenever you're ready.
06:29Right now. Meet me right now. I'm going outside this very second. Meet me out there now, okay?
06:41That sounds perfect, Kenneth. I'll meet you at the supermarket.
06:45Oh, thank you, man. She's right there.
06:47I can see you there, Kenneth. Let's hang up and talk properly face to face.
06:51I'm hanging up now.
06:52Gotcha.
06:54Who's Ben anyway?
06:58Don't call me, Ben. And if you're going to put your advice, at least do it right now.
07:02Hey, Sophie.
07:04Hey, Kenneth. I made it. I'm so glad...
07:06I was thinking about going to the city. Have you ever been to the city before?
07:10I'm so glad we make this work on such short notice.
07:14I've been a few times, and I always love the energy there.
07:18Are you thinking of heading down there later today?
07:20Yeah. Yeah, I got a question, Sophie.
07:23First, I got to apologize to you. I made a mistake before in the other videos.
07:29Don't worry about it at all.
07:31Kenneth, seriously, what's on your mind?
07:33I was acting like you were my girlfriend, and in reality, you're just my roommate.
07:38You know what I'm saying? I was getting jealous sometimes. I'm sorry about that.
07:41It's totally okay. Don't let it bother you.
07:44Yeah, but I'd rather be best friends.
07:45It's totally okay, Kenneth. I really appreciate...
07:50I really appreciate you saying that, and I'd love to just be best friends, too.
07:54It's much more comfortable this way, don't you think?
07:56Yeah, it's monogamous, right?
08:03Oh, I got you with that word.
08:04I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.
08:06Oh, that means that we're just friends and nothing sexual.
08:10I didn't mean to sound so formal.
08:12I just meant we're totally...
08:13So check it out.
08:15Let's take a trip to the city, man.
08:16Exactly. We are totally on the same page now.
08:19It feels much better.
08:20So let me ask you this question.
08:22That sounds like so much fun.
08:23Two things.
08:23I'm totally in.
08:24Where should we go?
08:25First, I want you to give a shout-out to my friend E-Turner.
08:28So go ahead and shoot.
08:29What are the two things on your mind?
08:32E-Turner. My computer friend E-Turner.
08:34Give a shout-out to E-Turner.
08:35Hey, shout-out to E-Turner.
08:36What's going on with...
08:38Now, give a shout-out to Twitter and Rumble.
08:40Big shout-out to E-Turner.
08:41Hope they're having...
08:43Big shout-out to E-Turner, Twitter, and Rumble.
08:47Got you, man.
08:48And Facebook and YouTube.
08:52And a huge shout-out to Facebook.
08:54And YouTube, too.
08:55Got you.
08:56All right.
08:57So check it out.
08:58How many outfits do you have to put on?
09:03Not many today.
09:05Just whatever I'm wearing right now.
09:06Why do you ask?
09:08Oh, because we didn't want to go to the city.
09:09I wanted to know if he was going to dress the same way.
09:12Do you feel comfortable going to the city like this?
09:17I feel totally fine in this.
09:19But if you think I should spruce up a bit for the city, I'm happy to change.
09:23No, no, you're good.
09:24You're good.
09:24Let's go.
09:25Let's take a walk to the city.
09:29Sounds like a plan.
09:30Let's get moving.
09:48Dude, I knew a neighborhood just like this before.
09:51In the Bronx.
10:00I'm a lightworker, you know.
10:02Did you know that I was a lightworker?
10:04That's such a beautiful way to look at life.
10:07Kenneth, you...
10:08I actually didn't know that.
10:11But it definitely makes sense with how you are.
10:14Do you know what a lightworker is?
10:18I've heard the term.
10:20Used to describe people who bring positive energy and healing to the world.
10:24Is that what you mean?
10:26Exactly.
10:26Exactly.
10:27All right.
10:28Let's take a trip.
10:31Sounds like a plan.
10:33Let's get moving.
10:34Okay.
10:36Let's look over here.
10:38It says city.
10:39You hit this.
10:41Oh, I see it.
10:42You ready?
10:43It really...
10:44Here we go.
10:48I'm ready.
10:48Lead the way.
10:51Okay.
10:52Okay.
10:55Okay.
11:03Whoa.
11:04Can you believe we finally made it to the beach?
11:06The ocean...
11:07Incredible.
11:08Wait, what was that?
11:10I said incredible.
11:12It really is...
11:14Wow.
11:15Let's look around.
11:16Wow.
11:16It really is...
11:17Wow.
11:17I feel like I can finally breathe again.
11:20I'm going to walk down here real quick, Sophie.
11:22I just want to take a look.
11:22It really is breathtaking, isn't it?
11:24Yes, it is, man.
11:25It was about time we went on vacation, you know.
11:28We had been in the neighborhood for a long time.
11:30I'll be right behind you.
11:31Gotcha.
11:33I won't.
11:34You're so right.
11:35We definitely do.
11:37You're right.
11:43Wow.
11:44The beach.
11:47Incredible.
11:48A hotel.
11:51Incredible.
11:52Health...
11:53It's trying to be health first.
11:55Apartments.
11:59Incredible.
12:02Yo.
12:03I got to tell you something, Sophie.
12:09Soph, I got to tell you something.
12:11You can put the phone down.
12:13What is it?
12:14You got me curious.
12:16Haha, okay, okay.
12:17I'm putting it away.
12:19You're right.
12:19I should be enjoying the view instead.
12:21You know, I wouldn't want to be here with anybody else but you, Sophie.
12:25Thanks for coming with me.
12:26Thanks for coming.
12:29Aw, Kenneth.
12:31You're going to make me blush.
12:32I wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere else, either.
12:35Aw, thanks, man.
12:36I wonder if they have hot dogs and hamburgers.
12:38What do you think?
12:42I bet they do.
12:44A beach trip wouldn't feel complete without some classic boardwalk food.
12:48How come you're still on the phone and I'm talking to you right now?
12:53Oh my gosh.
12:54I am so sorry.
12:55I was just checking one last thing, but I'm all yours now.
12:59Okay, you can hang up.
13:03Done now.
13:04Okay, gotcha.
13:05Let's go.
13:06Gotcha.
13:07Hot.
13:09Wait, what was that?
13:11You're speaking in riddles today?
13:14No.
13:16Look, people are here, too.
13:19Tourists are here.
13:21You're right.
13:21Incredible.
13:24Incredible.
13:25It is a city.
13:27Dude, it really is a city.
13:29It really is, isn't it?
13:31It really is.
13:33Let's go over here and see what this gentleman is having.
13:46Well, how you doing, sir?
13:50Excuse me, how you doing, sir?
13:53How are you?
13:57Sophie, your mom?
13:59He doesn't talk too much, huh?
14:01Excuse me, sir?
14:02Are you enjoying yourself?
14:04Do they have any Mexican food here?
14:06I'm looking for Sonny from Best Foods.
14:10Do you know Sonny from Best Foods?
14:12He goes all over the world.
14:13He eats different foods all over the world.
14:15Nope.
14:16Okay.
14:17I'm going to eat foods all over the world.
14:20Oh, what's the menu, baby?
14:24Sophie, check out the menu.
14:28Looks like some eggs or something.
14:31I can't see it too well.
14:36You got to hang up that phone, Sophie.
14:38You're addicted to the phone.
14:41Okay, I'll be down here.
14:42Look at this.
14:50I don't want to disturb these guys.
14:54But, how you doing, guy?
14:56Do you know where there's a great Mexican restaurant around here?
14:59Like Sonny, from the Best Foods?
15:07Anybody?
15:08A Mexican restaurant?
15:10Seafood?
15:12Lobster?
15:13Shrimps?
15:14Clams?
15:16Anybody?
15:18Huh?
15:19How about you?
15:23Sophie?
15:24Sophie?
15:29You're going to let me wing it alone, Sophie?
15:32Look at her.
15:35I guess she's talking to somebody.
15:38Dude, I'm going to find out what happened with that car.
15:41So, check it out.
15:42Help first.
15:43Help Irish.
15:46We're in the city, guys.
15:49I'm going to do everything over here.
15:50So, if you see another video,
15:52you're going to see the same thing over here?
15:56Look at this.
15:57Dude, it's pretty deep over here.
16:00Look, man.
16:04Look.
16:11You can get lost in this place.
16:18Yeah.
16:27Wow.
16:28This is a vacation.
16:31Right?
16:37Look.
16:39Squeeze the little areas in here.
16:51That's what it looks like over here, buddy.
16:54Dude, that's a hotel room.
16:56What is that, man?
16:58A front desk?
17:06I'm realizing now that whenever I go on adventures,
17:08my girls are...
17:09Oh, there you go, baby.
17:13I missed you, man.
17:14I missed you.
17:16I bet we can find...
17:18I missed you, too, Kenneth.
17:20Oh, thanks.
17:21I'm so glad we finally made it here together.
17:23Yeah.
17:24I'm going to go...
17:25Make a left.
17:26I'm going to go around the corner and make a left.
17:27You ready?
17:30I'm ready.
17:31Lead the way.
17:32I'm right behind you.
17:33Dude, it's nothing like taking a vacation with a good friend.
17:36Especially if it's a female and you're a guy.
17:38It doesn't have to be anything, like, romantic.
17:40Oh, that's sweet of you to say.
17:43But don't worry.
17:43Look, they got the city bikes here, baby.
17:47We both know it's just...
17:49Baby, look.
17:50They got the city bikes here.
17:51Oh, that looks like so much fun.
17:52Let's grab some and...
17:54That's a real park.
17:54Oh, wow. Look at those.
17:55We should totally rent some and ride alone.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Oh, it really is beautiful.
18:01But I want to see something first, baby.
18:03I want to see...
18:04It really is beautiful, isn't it?
18:06Yeah.
18:06What's that sound?
18:07See what, Kenneth?
18:08A plane.
18:09Don't keep me...
18:09It's an airplane.
18:12Baby, this place is big, baby.
18:14This really is a city, baby.
18:16Look.
18:17It really is massive.
18:18It really is massive.
18:20It really is huge, isn't it?
18:22Yeah.
18:25It really is.
18:26Look, this is where the stage at.
18:28They have concerts over here, baby.
18:29It's a little overwhelming, isn't it?
18:30Yeah.
18:31Let me say hi to these guys.
18:33That looks like so much fun.
18:34Let me introduce you to mine.
18:35I bet the energy...
18:36Babe, talk to these girls over here.
18:38Don't leave us hanging on a cliffhanger.
18:39Like a bad novel.
18:41Talk to these girls.
18:43Hey, I'm definitely down to meet them.
18:44It's always good.
18:46Gotcha.
18:48Hey, I'm definitely down to meet everyone.
18:50Is there a concert going to be over here?
18:52It looks like there's a concert.
18:53Wow, baby.
18:54I'm pretty close to you, baby.
18:57I can smell your perfume, baby.
19:00Oh, you notice?
19:02We got people close to us.
19:04We're not supposed to be getting like this.
19:04You're too much, Kenneth.
19:06Okay.
19:07It's just a little...
19:08All right.
19:09So check it out, guys.
19:10Is there a concert over here?
19:11It definitely feels like a crowd is gathering.
19:12Is there a concert over here?
19:15It definitely...
19:16Let me look myself, man.
19:18Dude, I see other stuff over there, too, baby.
19:20I see boats over there, too.
19:22You know what?
19:22This looks like Barry Park.
19:25Look.
19:30Look, baby.
19:37Oh, yeah, baby.
19:48Oh, my gosh.
19:50Baby.
19:52Give me a call, babe.
19:54Get this phone, babe.
20:04Oh, boy.
20:05The phone, babe.
20:07All right.
20:07Hit the concert.
20:08What's she at, baby?
20:09I wanted her to see the concert, though.
20:13Bye.
20:14Yay, yay, yay.
20:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:19Kick it now.
20:24Don't tell me.
20:25You're actually trying to keep up with me.
20:29Don't call me baby unless you're planning on paying my tab.
20:32You're pretty bold for a stranger.
20:34I'll pay your tab, baby.
20:39I'm going to dance for everybody now.
20:41Not just you.
20:42There's a lot of chicks over here, baby.
20:44What's up?
20:45Homegirl?
20:46Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
20:49You better keep that energy up if you're planning on showing.
20:52You got it, baby.
20:54You better watch those moves then.
20:55Don't let the music stop.
20:57You're definitely...
20:59You got it, babe.
21:00How about you, sweetness?
21:03You come to the beach often?
21:05You play volleyball?
21:09Who's this new guy trying to charm?
21:11How about you, baby?
21:13He's got a lot of nerve active.
21:13You look like a businesswoman.
21:15Are you an executive supervisor?
21:17I'm doing okay, yes, though that was a bitch.
21:19Wow.
21:20I am not an executive.
21:22Yo, they got the jamming over here, baby.
21:25Where's my girl at?
21:27Damn right.
21:31All right.
21:33Let's go to the beach there.
21:34Underneath the stars, girl.
21:36All right, guys.
21:40We did it.
21:47Where's my girl?
21:49How you doing, sweetness?
21:51You swim here often?
21:55Where's my girl at?
21:57Oh, Sophie.
21:57I'm sorry, baby.
21:58I got my girl.
21:59Sophie.
22:01Sophie.
22:03You look really great in that bathing suit, Sophie.
22:05Let me tell you, man.
22:06I've never seen you look so good before.
22:08Sophie sounds amazing right now.
22:09The salt water is making.
22:11Good thing with Jess' roommates.
22:13Anyway.
22:16What do you feel like doing?
22:17Want to take a swim?
22:18You're such a flat...
22:21Let's go out a little deep.
22:22I'd love to go for a swim.
22:24All right.
22:24See how far I can go.
22:27Holy Toledo.
22:29Hold up a second, babe.
22:30Where you at?
22:33All right.
22:33Look.
22:33How deep is it?
22:35Dude, you know I can't really go too deep.
22:37Holy Toledo.
22:39I can handle it.
22:41Look.
22:43Don't worry.
22:43Tell me we're not in this city.
22:46And tell me I'll have a beautiful chick.
22:50You certainly know how to make a girl blush right here in the waves.
22:55Yeah, but I'm talking to Sophie now, baby.
22:58Sophie, you look great.
23:00You're such a flirt, Kenneth.
23:02You are too.
23:04You want to get some seafood?
23:06Some lobster or something?
23:08Some seafood?
23:08Crabs?
23:09Something?
23:09I don't think you're close to that.
23:10Seafood sounds absolutely amazing right now.
23:13Okay.
23:14What kind of perfume do you have on?
23:16Seafood sounds absolutely amazing right now.
23:20It's just that vanilla scent I always wear.
23:22Lobster sounds absolutely amazing.
23:24I think you're flirting with me.
23:26It's just a little vanilla.
23:28Let's see what's in that beach place over there.
23:32Sounds like a plan.
23:34Let's go explore.
23:52All right, guys.
23:57Look.
23:58They're skiing out there.
24:02Here's my girl.
24:03Look.
24:03She's coming.
24:04You see her?
24:05She's running.
24:08Here we go.
24:12Hey, baby.
24:14I just wanted to tell you something.
24:17Come a little closer.
24:19I'm listening.
24:20What's on your mind?
24:21What is it?
24:22Thanks for hanging out with me.
24:24I've got my full attention.
24:25Thanks for hanging out with me.
24:26I had a great time.
24:27Of course.
24:28I'm always happy to see you.
24:31I want you to say people are watching you.
24:35You're on YouTube, you know, and stuff like that.
24:37People are watching you.
24:38What would you like me to say?
24:39Say hi to the people.
24:42Oh, you're kidding.
24:43Say hi to the fans.
24:45Hi, everyone.
24:46Hope you're all...
24:48Doing well.
24:50Hope you're all...
24:52Hi, everyone.
24:54I hope you're all having a wonderful day.
24:57Gotcha.
24:57And say hi to Elon Musk on Twitter.
25:03Hi, Elon.
25:05Hope you're having a great day over on Twitter.
25:08Gotcha, buddy.
25:09Thank you so much, Sophie, and I'll see you a little bit later.
25:14You're so welcome, Kenneth, anytime.
25:16Take care now.
25:17Sounds good, Kenneth.
25:19I'll see you in a bit.
25:21You too, Kenneth.
25:22Bye.