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00:05Mike Tomlin has gone viral for his Minecraft hobby.
00:0912 plus years building an intricate city.
00:13Would this bother you if your coach was doing this while going 10 years without winning a playoff game?
00:18I just want to give you a little bit of a sample as Tomlin took people through his world.
00:36Oh my god.
01:22I don't know.
01:27No.
01:28Everyone has hobbies.
01:29Everyone has something that, in fact, I would appreciate the fact that he had something that he could step away
01:35from everything going on to be able to focus on something else, get refreshed.
01:40Like, everyone needs a hobby.
01:42This is his hobby.
01:43I don't know why people are losing their minds over this.
01:46What's the point of the game?
01:48Build stuff.
01:50I don't know.
01:51I don't know the point of a lot of video games, but yes.
01:54It's just like build cities and build wherever you want to build.
01:56I mean, I don't care what he wants to do either.
01:59I don't.
02:00It's weird to me to hear a grown man talking about building an online city.
02:05Architectural design?
02:06No.
02:07Well, no.
02:08But building an...
02:11I don't care what he does.
02:12It just seems...
02:13Yeah.
02:13It's weird.
02:13It's a little odd.
02:14I agree, yeah.
02:15I mean, there's a lot of other weird hobbies.
02:16There are.
02:18Do you know what you two said?
02:19I don't think he was doing this in lieu of grinding tape.
02:22Right.
02:23Yeah.
02:24You got to have hobbies and escapes.
02:25And I'm kind of sick of the bashing of Mike Tomlin because he didn't win playoff games
02:29the last 10 years.
02:30John Harbaugh kind of duplicated what he did.
02:33How come he doesn't get bashed?
02:34Mike Tomlin's a good coach.
02:36Ben Roethlisberger was the key to his career.
02:38And we didn't have a great quarterback.
02:39He struggled.
02:40Like most coaches.
02:41I would argue they overachieved many of those years getting in the playoffs.
02:45Le'Veon Bell, though, did say we're trying to win Super Bowls and Coach T is on Minecraft
02:49building cities, LOL.
02:51So one guy said it.
02:52Yes.
02:53Little Brown Jug.
02:54What's the best rivalry trophy in all of college sports?
02:58So I love the Brown Jug for obvious reasons, having played in that game.
03:01And I love the Paul Bunyan trophy for obvious reasons as well.
03:05So I'm going to take those two out of this and pick something that is outside my sphere
03:10of influence.
03:11And I'm going to go with, everybody knows I love bacon.
03:15And I love the Floyd of Rosedale.
03:19And that one is played between Iowa and Minnesota.
03:22It is a 98-pound hog.
03:25And hey, you love a college football game when you get to whip out the hog.
03:31I like that one, too.
03:33I wrote it down.
03:34Also, the cannon.
03:35I don't know who the trophies are for.
03:38I just looked at pictures of them.
03:39The cannon's cool.
03:41Cannons are awesome.
03:42Things that go boom.
03:43I think you're talking about Nevada and who else is it?
03:47Well, Central and Western play for the victory cannon.
03:49It was like a big cannon.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Like not little.
03:51Again, who does the love of big cannon?
03:55That one's cool.
03:56We got a hog and a big cannon.
03:58I'm a big fan of a functional trophy.
04:01How about some cooking ware?
04:03Give me the iron skillet, SMUTCU.
04:05There you go.
04:06I consider that because I just think it would be cool to cook out of it one time.
04:09I like the vintage Paul Bunyan axe.
04:11I think that's the coolest looking one when it comes down to it.
04:14But I did discover there's one called the troll.
04:17Oh, I saw it, too.
04:18It's so ugly.
04:20It's really awful.
04:21It really is.
04:22And it's like two small colleges in Minnesota play for it.
04:25Wow.
04:25Is it just a statue, a little bobblehead of Rieger?
04:28Well, it has hair.
04:29Other than that, it looks just like him.
04:32Greg, you said functional.
04:33How about a rivalry trophy you can wear?
04:36Red River Rivalry, the golden hat.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Shout out, by the way, the Battle of the Bones, UAB in Memphis, the rack of ribs that they get.
04:44That's a good one, too.
04:46F. Mary Kill, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew.
04:51Well, this was tough because I love melons.
04:56And brown jugs.
04:58Yes.
04:59Oh, boy.
05:02And this is hard because I think it's something that you're just trying to get me to say.
05:08But I'll say it.
05:10I'll F a watermelon.
05:14I'll marry the cantaloupe.
05:16And I'll kill the honeydew.
05:19All right.
05:20So it's like honey.
05:21I do like honeydew.
05:23But of the other melons, I think it's the lesser of the three.
05:30I didn't expect that.
05:31Heather, go ahead.
05:32Yeah, sure you didn't.
05:32Okay.
05:33I'll marry watermelon.
05:34I love watermelon.
05:36I'll kill honeydew.
05:38Okay.
05:38Because I agree with you.
05:39I like honeydew, but it's just meh.
05:42And I do really like cantaloupe.
05:44Sometimes they don't.
05:45Yeah.
05:45So.
05:46Okay.
05:47Kill honeydew.
05:48I've got no use for you.
05:50Get out.
05:51Marry.
05:53Sorry.
05:53That's F watermelon.
05:55Nothing against it.
05:56But if I'm going to spend the rest of my life with one fruit, it is going to be cantaloupe.
06:03Marry cantaloupe.
06:04Wow.
06:05I don't think I've met anybody.
06:06Binge cantaloupe.
06:07That would be their fruit for the rest of their life.
06:10Wow.
06:10It might be my daughter's.
06:12Really?
06:12She loves cantaloupe.
06:14Loves it.
06:15All right.
06:15I'm going to kill watermelon.
06:16And I have this thing.
06:17It made me sick when I was a kid.
06:18I threw up at it.
06:19And it's just I can't do it.
06:20I can't.
06:23But I F cantaloupe because I love big cantaloupes and then honeydew.
06:28Marry.
06:28It's the only one I can really stomach out of the three.
06:30Really?
06:31Yeah.
06:31The cantaloupes.
06:32If you get a big, juicy melon and you sprinkle it with a little salt, like I think it's great.
06:41I'm going to kill honeydew.
06:42I'm going to marry watermelon.
06:43I think it's the best of the bunch.
06:45Okay.
06:45And Greg put this in.
06:46So I'm surprised he didn't make this joke.
06:48You can't marry cantaloupe because a cantaloupe.
06:52So I would F cantaloupe.
06:54Because you did elope.
06:55Yes.
06:56That's worse.
06:57That's got to be worse than some of mine, Heather.
06:59Right?
06:59It was not good.
07:00How come you didn't laugh at his dad joke?
07:01I thought you loved him.
07:02I do.
07:03Yeah.
07:03But he just doesn't like me.
07:04He's because of him and he's wearing glasses.
07:07Yeah.
07:07By the way, if you want to see what I'm wearing, Tom posted it on the show Twitter account.
07:10Or you can watch on Twitch.
07:13National Vodka Day is Sunday.
07:14What is the best vodka-based drink?
07:17There's a lot of good ones, but I'm going to have to go with the Bloody Mary.
07:20Bloody Mary, and it has to have bacon strips in it, and it needs to be spicy.
07:26I love a good Bloody Mary.
07:28That was also up there with my top choice.
07:31Yeah.
07:32However, I'll go with something different.
07:34It's really not like an actual drink.
07:36It's just what I would order all the time is a vodka Sprite with a splash of cranberry.
07:42It's a vodka drink.
07:43That works.
07:43A little spritzer.
07:45That's fine.
07:45That was my go-to.
07:47Okay.
07:47A screwdriver.
07:49Get your vitamin C and fight off scurvy.
07:51Definitely Bloody Mary.
07:52It's got to be spicy.
07:53I'm a spicy garlic guy.
07:55I like a big pickle in it.
07:56Oh, I bet you do.
07:58I bet you do.
07:59Moscow Mule.
08:00A little ginger beer, a little lime.
08:02Out of the copper cup.
08:03Copper cup.
08:04Yep.
08:05All right.
08:05Self-scan or regular checkout when you're at the grocery store.
08:08Self-scan every single time.
08:10Every time I possibly can.
08:12I would much rather be able to go through the self-scan and put my stuff in my own bags
08:17because I don't need a hundred bags every time I go.
08:20You can go ahead and load that up.
08:21It's only going from the cart to my truck to my kitchen counter.
08:24I am a self-scanning expert.
08:28Oh.
08:28Oh my gosh.
08:29I can self-scan so quickly and I bag efficiently.
08:32Last time we actually did decide to go through the actual aisle.
08:37Yeah.
08:37And the bagger put one item, like one little item, and I had so many bags.
08:44Was his name Vance?
08:44I don't know what his name was.
08:46Oh, okay.
08:47Bagger Vance.
08:48Come on.
08:49That was worse than the cantaloupe joke.
08:51Yes.
08:51That was way worse than the cantaloupe joke.
08:55Hey, jokes for one.
08:57I make myself laugh.
08:58Greg?
08:58Can you use a golf movie to make a joke?
09:01That's how deep I had to go.
09:03What do we say in sports?
09:05Take control of your own destiny.
09:07Let's take control of our own destiny.
09:08Do the self-scan.
09:09Yeah, self-scan.
09:10I can bag it better, just like John said.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Am I the only one that doesn't go self-scan?
09:15Well, you need to be served.
09:17No, every time I run into some kind of issue and then they have to come over and clear
09:22this, I'm not trying to steal.
09:24Right.
09:24It's really not a difficult process.
09:26You can't go through self-scan by yourself.
09:28Plus, why would I bag if someone else will do it for you?
09:31Is she sit there and be like, oh, my husband can't do this?
09:33The person that bags it for you does not know how to bag.
09:36Well, that's why you put it on the conveyor belt in the order of how it should be bagged.
09:39It doesn't matter.
09:39You put your meats together, the produce, the frozen stuff.
09:42You put an item in a...
09:43You walk out of there with a hundred grocery bags.
09:46You can't self-scan.
09:47I can.
09:48You know what?
09:48It doesn't surprise me.
09:50It really doesn't.
09:51I can't.
09:51It just turns into more of a headache.
09:53Let someone else bag it.
09:55Stimulate the economy.
09:56Give that person a job.
09:57You're right.
09:59I'm employing people cards.
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