00:00My parents are just as crazy as your parents.
00:02How can you compare your parents to my parents?
00:04My father has never thrown anything out, ever.
00:09My father wears his sneakers in the pool.
00:13Sneakers!
00:14My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.
00:20Listen carefully.
00:24My mother has never laughed, ever.
00:27Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee.
00:32Never went ha.
00:35Smirk?
00:35Maybe.
00:37And I'm moving back in there.
00:38I told you I'd lend you the money for the rent.
00:40No, no, no, no.
00:41Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex.
00:43It just completely changes the relationship.
00:49All right, I'm ready.
00:51You know, I still don't understand.
00:52Why do you want to move back in with your parents?
00:55I don't want to.
00:56I'm out of money.
00:57I got...
