00:00Jerry, it's fantastic. I love the people over there. They're treating me so great.
00:04You know, they think I'm handicapped. They gave me this incredible office, a great view.
00:08Hold on, they think you're handicapped?
00:10Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, because of the cane. You should see the bathroom they gave me.
00:14How can you do this?
00:16Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.
00:22Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage.
00:26There was a guy that worked at the Yankees, no arms. He got more work done than I did.
00:30Made more money. He had a wife, a family. Drove a better car than I did.
00:35He drove a car with no arms?
00:38All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true.
00:41He hated me anyway.
00:43You know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
00:47I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet.
00:50I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.
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