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00:00Well, you can bet that the Million Dollar Man would not very well like being bankrupt, Jeff.
00:06He wouldn't like being bankrupt, but that's the win to win.
00:08Get ready, McMahon, because you're gonna see women dropping left and right as soon as this roll comes off.
00:16Take a look at those tights.
00:18The deaf women ain't excited, McMahon.
00:20I don't know about that.
00:22Ravishing Rude better be excited, I'll tell you that, because his opponent, Koto Beware, will electrify this crowd.
00:29Here comes the Birdman, Koto Beware.
00:37All right, the Birdman, yes, indeed.
00:40And this should be a pretty interesting matchup here, because Koko uses a lot of high-flying tactics in that
00:47ring.
00:48Ravishing Rick Rude likewise as an accomplished wrestler.
00:51Great matchup here, McMahon, I'm interested in this one.
00:54Yes, indeed, and Frank, he's gonna have a ringside seat.
00:57Koko Beware spring off against Ravishing Rick Rude.
01:02What a matchup this is going to be, and we shall have this matchup when we return.
01:09Ravishing Rick Rude going to work on Koko Beware outside the ring.
01:14Come on, ref, get in there.
01:15Whoa, and Koko caught Rude, he caught him twice, three times.
01:19Koko the Birdman is ready for this matchup.
01:22Slugfest going on, I'm surprised Koko would resort to that.
01:25Well, I think Rude forced him into it.
01:28Now Koko off the ropes.
01:30Aha, beautiful maneuver.
01:32Giddy.
01:33Set and drop kick.
01:36And I'll tell you, nobody but nobody does that standing drop kick any better than Koko Beware,
01:41and the Ravishing Rick Rude is very upset right now.
01:45Frankie is cool, calm, and collected.
01:48Frankie better watch out.
01:49He's laughing at the barbecue, him, before the night's over.
01:52It's not a very nice thing, they say.
01:54Of course, there's not too much meat on Frankie's bones, anyway.
01:58Koko, ready to lock up again with Ravishing Rick Rude.
02:01Rude sort of manhandling Koko right now.
02:05Hammering away on the Birdman, Birdman retaliating quite nicely.
02:09Koko, oh, come on, ref.
02:11Right over the referee's back.
02:13That was not, that was a brilliant move by Rude.
02:16The ref got in between, he saw the opening and shot the right hand in there.
02:21Ravishing Rick Rude hammering away on the back of the neck moments ago now.
02:24K. News, more back work.
02:26That was a little bit lower down to the kidney area.
02:28That'll definitely slow Koko down and keep him from those aerial tactics,
02:32which is what Rude's gotta do.
02:34Rude, a tremendous competitor.
02:35If he has an upper hand, he wants to keep it.
02:38He won't lift you up one pin.
02:40Does not believe in the word fair play whatsoever.
02:43Boy, I like Rude's trunks. Those are classic.
02:46Really? Oh, I love them.
02:48That is Rick Rude.
02:50This could very well be a mistake.
02:53He might not be either.
02:54He's got Koko down.
02:56He's got Koko hurt.
02:57He can take his time now and set him up.
02:59I don't think so.
03:00Koko, that is what he's doing now.
03:02Suplexed by Ravishing Rick Rude.
03:03Nicely done.
03:04What's happening here?
03:05Rude going to the outside.
03:06Looks like he's going up to the top.
03:08This is dangerous for both contestants.
03:10Ravishing Rick Rude.
03:12All the way up to the top, Rude.
03:14Ow, why did Koko be where?
03:16I've never seen Rude do that before.
03:17Wow, look at that.
03:19He throws a kiss right at you, McMahon.
03:21Right at the camera.
03:22That's kind of nice, huh?
03:23You should feel pretty good about it.
03:25Bobby Heaton obviously feels good about what his man's doing to Koko.
03:29Ravishing Rick Rude over with Koko now.
03:32And the throat is up against that throat before he breaks the hole.
03:36Look at Frankie looking at Koko.
03:38What do you think is going through his mind?
03:40I don't know.
03:41Do you think Frankie's an inspiration to Koko?
03:44Imagine somebody being inspired by a parrot.
03:48Bobby DeBret Heaton is looking over at the parrot right now.
03:52Drop, Rick!
03:54I don't often see Rick Rude do that, but it was nicely done.
03:57Yeah, that's right.
03:58I told you Rick Rude's an accomplished, well-conditioned athlete, wrestler,
04:02and he loves the pose, you know?
04:04You know, this guy, he reminds me of me.
04:08The winner of the Jesse the Body Award.
04:12I used to get up in the air like that.
04:14Whoa, and Rude missed on that one.
04:16Koko hooked that top rope.
04:19Koko beware with a brilliant maneuver going downstairs now,
04:22trying to set up Ravishing Rick Rude.
04:24To the ropes, back body, look at that!
04:27Whoa, and he hurt Rude's leg with that.
04:29Rude overextended, landed on that knee.
04:32To the rope, Koko beware.
04:34And Rude got out of the way, and Koko clotheslined himself on that top rope.
04:39And Rude, I believe, he may be setting up for the Rude Awakening at any time.
04:44I don't think so.
04:45Koko beware.
04:46Wait a minute, yes, here it comes.
04:48My, what a neck breaker.
04:51Ravishing Rick Rude calls that the Rude Awakening.
04:54And it gets Koko, can't believe it.
04:57Ravishing Rick Rude victorious,
04:59we move out for a Saturday Night Spain event as we continue.