- 22 dakika önce
Başrollerini dönemin en üretken isimlerinden Aydemir Akbaş ve Zerrin Egeliler’in paylaştığı film, absürt bir mizah anlayışıyla örülüdür.
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00:00:00Come on over, it's fifty lira.
00:00:05Thanks.
00:00:11Yes.
00:00:15Look handsome, you have a problem.
00:00:20A short woman's heart was bruised.
00:00:23Whether you call her a brunette or a blonde,
00:00:28Or should I say dove?
00:00:38You had recently met face-to-face.
00:00:42Should I say in two days, or in two months?
00:00:47In two years, you say?
00:00:49He's right next to you, but you can't see him?
00:00:55Come on over, it's fifty lira.
00:01:01Again.
00:01:03Yes.
00:01:04Come on over, it's fifty lira.
00:01:09Thanks.
00:01:15Yes.
00:01:20Look handsome, you have a problem.
00:01:24A short woman's heart was bruised.
00:01:27Should I call her a brunette?
00:01:29Oh my goodness, should I say blonde?
00:01:32Or should I say dove?
00:01:43You had recently met face-to-face.
00:01:47In two days, you might ask.
00:01:49Should I say from two months?
00:01:51In two years, you say?
00:01:54He/She is near you,
00:01:56Can't you see me now?
00:01:59Come on over, it's fifty lira.
00:02:06Again.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:10Ugh.
00:02:13Again?
00:02:14Hi.
00:02:15Let's take another look.
00:02:18Four hundred, five hundred and fifty.
00:02:21Oh dear.
00:02:23All in all, five hundred and fifty lira.
00:02:25Judging by the man's appearance and clothing,
00:02:28I turned the corner, my wallet soaking wet.
00:02:31Oh dear, what a waste of all our efforts.
00:02:34TRUE.
00:02:36If I traveled around selling goods, I would earn more than that.
00:02:40You need to get involved in bigger projects.
00:02:42Like what?
00:02:43Like what?
00:02:54Where is this guy?
00:02:58Where is this guy?
00:03:13Come on girl, come here.
00:03:15Nur darling, don't rush.
00:03:23Come on, I've lost my patience.
00:03:27Okay, okay.
00:03:32Come on.
00:03:33Come on.
00:03:38Come on.
00:03:49Come on.
00:03:51Come on.
00:03:54Come on.
00:04:01We can do it without taking them off, darling.
00:04:05Yes, I squeezed it.
00:04:34Come on, I'll take care of it, come on.
00:04:48What do you mean, where are you?
00:04:55Three o'clock in the hour?
00:04:56Why are you stupid?
00:04:59It's four o'clock.
00:05:10Mine has stopped.
00:05:13My brain has shut down.
00:05:15If all my plans continue like this, I'm going to become a Polakos.
00:05:37Translation and Subtitles by M.K.
00:05:48Translation and Subtitles by M.K.
00:06:03Translation and Subtitles by M.K.
00:06:09Please, what do you want?
00:06:13Which is your cheapest meal?
00:06:15Roof unit.
00:06:16What is it like?
00:06:18Meat dish. I'll bring it.
00:06:21How much?
00:06:22Two hundred and twenty-five lira.
00:06:25Could you bring me a plate of yogurt and some bread?
00:06:29Are you kidding me?
00:06:31This is a tourist restaurant.
00:06:33Let's go for a walk. Come on.
00:06:34Stop dragging it out.
00:06:36Do you have no compassion, no mercy?
00:06:40This world is cruel and wicked.
00:06:50One minute.
00:06:52Give me to him if he wants me.
00:06:54Add the account to my account.
00:06:55But madam...
00:06:57Please.
00:06:58It's just a meal.
00:06:59Please, let's eat together.
00:07:00Thank you.
00:07:01Actually, I'm not a delinquent or anything like that.
00:07:04I work day and night.
00:07:06I'm earning the worst amount, too.
00:07:07Alright.
00:07:10I'm saving them, sir.
00:07:11I'm in a lot of trouble.
00:07:14Brother.
00:07:18Oh dear.
00:07:21Oh dear.
00:07:23Oh dear.
00:07:24Find me.
00:07:25Find me.
00:07:27Oh dear.
00:07:28Oh dear.
00:07:30Enough.
00:07:32Enough.
00:07:44Oh dear.
00:07:48Hi brother.
00:07:52Hello.
00:07:54Hello.
00:07:54Hello.
00:07:54Selfless and devoted.
00:07:57My brother.
00:07:59Welcome.
00:08:02If he doesn't have surgery, they'll amputate his leg.
00:08:05But the surgery requires twenty thousand lira.
00:08:11No.
00:08:14I won't cut it.
00:08:15Rather than living with one leg.
00:08:18Even death.
00:08:34The situation is quite bad.
00:08:36Immediate intervention is needed.
00:08:38You're lucky I'm a doctor.
00:08:42Moreover, this disease is caused by a contractor.
00:08:44Allah.
00:08:46Take this card.
00:08:48Come to Hüseyin Paşa Hospital tomorrow morning.
00:08:51Hello.
00:08:52We will make the necessary preparations.
00:08:54We'll take him to surgery this afternoon.
00:08:57Don't worry, you'll get over it.
00:08:59I must go now.
00:09:00See you tomorrow.
00:09:20I'm expecting Hüseyin Pasha tomorrow morning.
00:09:23Oh, you're such idiots!
00:09:25You'll be a con artist, and I'll see what happens.
00:09:28Out of forty million people, he went and found a doctor.
00:09:32And he's also a complete idiot with legs and feet.
00:09:34I am waiting for Hüseyin Pasha.
00:09:49I am waiting for Hüseyin Pasha.
00:09:56I am waiting for Hüseyin Pasha.
00:09:56What's it to you if your mouth is on that side?
00:09:58You focus on your wealth.
00:10:00He won't get this money.
00:10:02And it's been like this for five years.
00:10:04Not to his dead wife, Cella.
00:10:07You will dress in a way that will make his wife wiser.
00:10:10So you'll be a refined, ladylike woman.
00:10:13His biggest passion is fish.
00:10:15He and his wife used to go fishing.
00:10:17The thing he valued most was family honor.
00:10:19Look outside now!
00:10:21We'll find out!
00:10:23At what age was this different?
00:10:26Seventy!
00:10:28Well...
00:10:29...The job is done!
00:10:50...The job is done!
00:11:06Quit!
00:11:07How did you get here?
00:11:07Thank you, madam!
00:11:10Are there any fish?
00:11:11Huh!
00:11:12Are there any fish?
00:11:14Yes, madam!
00:11:16And there are many of them!
00:11:19You might not like this, but my biggest passion is fish.
00:11:23But I have no conviction, I can't hold on.
00:11:26Hold mine.
00:11:28Who's holding on?
00:11:29Wherever you want, Istanbul is surrounded by sea.
00:11:39Excuse me, but who am I encouraging this with, Deniz?
00:11:44Mujella.
00:11:45Oh, still, still, still!
00:11:50Yes, it's quite an unusual name, isn't it?
00:11:54My deceased wife's name was also Mujella.
00:11:59What a coincidence, madam, fifty steps?
00:12:02Really?
00:12:03It's a truly strange and meaningful coincidence.
00:12:07Yes, enjoy your meal.
00:12:11Ms. Mücella, how about we have dinner together?
00:12:16Why not?
00:12:17But in my house.
00:12:21Is Mücella your brother?
00:12:33triggersin?
00:12:40They were my home one day.
00:12:41Mücella haflıca advancing runway tuoğ nível 2 Air của
00:12:47balance sheet.
00:12:47Müc ruinedosedur Leben.
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00:35:29Let's make some cough suppressants.
00:35:31So what are we going to do about politics, huh?
00:35:36You couldn't even make five cents in the whole day, huh?
00:35:40Moreover, I was struck by lightning.
00:35:42I was completely shocked when I got slapped.
00:35:46Thank God he was a merciful man.
00:35:48What if you had reported it to the police?
00:35:51We will not die of ignorance.
00:35:54And all of this when my daughter feels love
00:35:56I will have no choice but to kill myself.
00:36:01I am fed up.
00:36:02I'm tired of living like a person with two minds.
00:36:05This is also a whining
00:36:06The landlord called this morning about the rental.
00:36:12Sevgi's school tuition is due too.
00:36:21Come on, stop the nonsense and go get a job.
00:36:24It's not just about minor things like that.
00:36:26It's a business that will swindle you out of a lot of money.
00:36:29If we drown, we'll drown in the big sea.
00:36:31So it's not about the dinner table, it's about work.
00:36:34Huh?
00:36:35Hehehehehe!
00:36:57I found it!
00:36:59I found it, my dear!
00:37:00I found it!
00:37:03I found it!
00:37:03What did you find?
00:37:04Zetia?
00:37:06No way!
00:37:08A walnut with a donkey's load of money.
00:37:11Judging by appearances
00:37:12It's a bird that can be sent very easily.
00:37:15I'll find it!
00:37:17I create!
00:37:19I create!
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00:37:59Ha! I found a woman. She's really rich!
00:38:05What kind of person is he/she?
00:38:08You're gambling!
00:38:09Help! Help!
00:38:12Help!
00:38:16Help!
00:38:19Help!
00:38:20Help!
00:38:22If there's no one to save you!
00:38:24I see Kırtaran!
00:38:26Cleanse me!
00:38:27Death is inevitable, I can see it!
00:38:29Cleanse me!
00:38:30Death is inevitable, I can see it!
00:38:33The swift!
00:38:34I'm so angry!
00:38:34The swift!
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00:55:18Two souls.
00:55:36Now you're going to cry so much that you'll jump a whole square meter when the car comes.
00:55:42When the car hits the lion, I'll press the button for the witness statement, so you'll be the witness, okay?
00:55:46You jump, I'll be the witness.
00:55:49You jump, I'll be the witness.
00:55:51Look, we've already passed the most dangerous part of that rak'ah.
00:55:54I asked no questions, I'm a witness.
00:56:01Okay, okay, we're always the ones doing the dangerous jobs.
00:56:04That's right, that rakat.
00:56:05You jump over inside so I can go through.
00:56:07I need to find it on Canan Street.
00:56:09Schist!
00:56:10Schist!
00:56:11Schist!
00:56:12Schist!
00:56:19Are they going to defraud the university in the upper echelons?
00:56:22Let me think about it and then I'll be right back.
00:56:24I still can't understand why you get the idea of love from school, madam.
00:56:28...he's the best student in our school.
00:56:31That would be a shame.
00:56:34I am not in a position to pay the school fees, sir.
00:56:39I don't want to be like that either.
00:56:41I was destroying all my opportunities.
00:56:44That's not working, sir.
00:56:46I wish our school had an end...
00:56:48...if only we didn't have to let go of such a valuable student.
00:56:52For you to think that way about my daughter...
00:56:54...my greatest gain.
00:56:56Thank you.
00:57:02Didn't my father leave behind an inheritance that would be enough for even his grandchildren?
00:57:06What happened suddenly?
00:57:09I don't want anything from you, Mom.
00:57:11What happened?
00:57:12Find a way to let me finish school.
00:57:16My daughter.
00:57:17Look, I...
00:57:22Sir.
00:57:24Good day, Ms. Midire.
00:57:27What did you say?
00:57:28Has my love's school tuition been paid?
00:57:31What did you say?
00:57:34Did you say short-lived?
00:57:37Thank you.
00:57:39Thank you very much.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:42I'm setting it up for the exam.
00:57:43Come on.
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