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00:00I feel like it's this one.
00:02I've no need of a wing, man.
00:05Commander Lightfeather will give you your briefing.
00:08Alright, so you have to find Commander Lightfeather.
00:13Hmph. A little wet under the wing for our unit.
00:17The commander will soon straighten you out.
00:20So it's the last one I pick?
00:22Yup, I guess.
00:23Are you kidding me?
00:26Oh, man.
00:27War on!
00:32At ease! At ease!
00:36I am Commander Lightfeather, leader of the finest aerial communication regiment, this side of the Chionza.
00:44I love it.
00:45Seat your purpose, ground walker. I don't have all days.
00:54Because we deliver communications across dangerous enemy territory with only our superior wits and aerial agility to protect us.
01:03Even our skills have their limits.
01:08We've lost several experienced flyers recently.
01:12They knew the risks, but still...
01:15Damn shame.
01:18Intelligence is in short supply, but we know our enemies flanked us on the west side.
01:23Got one rooftop away.
01:25We're avoiding the whole area.
01:27I won't lose one more beak to the blighter.
01:32If you pass that way, beware the sign of the featherless wings.
01:37From that rooftop, none return.
01:43Well, okay.
01:50One inspiration gained.
01:52I'm inspired by that pigeon.
01:54Alright, now we have to head to the roof of the Open Hand Temple.
02:02Oh, we gotta walk there, or?
02:04Yeah, it's right across the street.
02:06Oh, okay.
02:11Don't know how to get on the roof.
02:20Come on, camera.
02:24Oh.
02:28I don't see no ladder.
02:32Do you, brother?
02:33What's inside?
02:35Nope.
02:35Oh, oh.
02:35Go this.
02:36No.
02:37Not right now, I don't.
02:39Okay.
02:39Then you might have to go outside and hop up.
02:44Hmm.
02:45How can I do this at will?
02:47Nope.
02:47Bonus action.
02:48Long rest.
02:51What do you mean I can't get in this bathtub?
02:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:58See it on the map?
02:59Yup.
03:00I was almost there.
03:02There's a ladder that leads up to, I think, the bell tower.
03:08Can't zoom up that high.
03:12Might be the only way I can get up there.
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:22Looks, looks to be it for me.
03:26Can I...
03:27I lose half my hit points if I jump down?
03:34What if, do we have any spells, like a flight?
03:38Oh, yeah.
03:39Wait.
03:39God damn it.
03:40What?
03:44I can fly.
03:45I have Feather Fall.
03:46I have Feather Fall.
03:47I have two of those.
03:47You should've did that.
03:49Yeah, but I can fly as a free action just for being half mutant.
03:53Like, it's completely free.
03:57This will work?
04:00Can I see a step?
04:02Yep.
04:03Alright.
04:06Um.
04:07Yeah.
04:09I can fly.
04:12Where's Shadowheart?
04:13She's up there.
04:15Oh.
04:16I just had turned my camera.
04:21Aww.
04:22It's still...
04:22It'll still deal damage to me.
04:25Do we need them up there with us?
04:27No.
04:28Oh, okay.
04:29Just us is good.
04:32Aww.
04:33Yeah, I know.
04:34It looks...
04:35Special.
04:36Talking.
04:39What?
04:41Oh.
04:44Good job.
04:47You have the animal thing going.
04:48You do it.
04:53No.
05:04Hmm.
05:06You're the barbarian here.
05:07Do what you need to.
05:15One need to guess, pigeon meat is my second favourite.
05:25importance is relative a letter may be important to one a growling belly may be more important to
05:35another but let's not get bogged down in semantics i believe you were just leaving weren't you
05:57i hate this game are you inspired i should be nlsl was remember i said i was inspired by pigeon
06:09oh we got this i just gotta get 15 are you what is this game brother hey i still got
06:19the potion too i
06:20can only show this is horse doo-doo how very dare you how very dare you indeed
06:38wow
06:46there's that back for you very uncalled for
06:54oh we can't loot it now yep now i guess when was our last save
07:00we could just run back here if you wanted to god that sucks dude so it was right before you
07:06talked
07:07to the pigeons it's when i say yeah yep it's still easy enough that's stupid as shit
07:17you want me to drink the potion and talk to it i don't even care i can't believe i couldn't
07:22get 15
07:25you got 13 and my minus one and then my thermology or whatever does nothing
07:33like what the hell is the point of the hat
07:38it's supposed to gain advantage on intimidation and performance checks and it did nothing
07:44that it's what gives you the second die but that didn't help at all
07:50no it didn't
07:56we're just gonna skip through
08:04all right let's go
08:11what are you doing i was i was looking at something i'm sorry oh no you're fine
08:19all right across the street yeah i was looking at a cloak
08:24at the start of combat i bought it for somebody in the party
08:28cloak activates granting enemies disadvantage on attack rolls that target the wearer
08:33and it lasts until the wearer takes damage that's good on any one of us because all of us can
08:38wear it
08:43but we all have cloaks so
08:50so nope it would be good on you it'd be good on shadow heart
08:55i don't even care about that bitch all right so do you want it instead of you damage melee enemies
09:01when they hit you and what does it do so you know how your reckless attacks makes you easier to
09:12hit
09:12but you uh hit easier supposedly advantage yeah you can pretty much cancel that out if you want to just
09:21send it to me i'll look at it later
09:42what do you i want to soul break her so bad i did just save so go for it no
09:49i don't want to have to wait again for that
09:59um yeah you notice the truss and guards a shiny ring and stack of letters at its feet
10:11one neat guess pigeon meat is my second favorite
10:19importance is relative a letter may be important to one a growling belly may be more important to
10:28another
10:31but let's not get bogged down in semantics i believe you were just leaving weren't you
10:46i'm plus 13 on all which one do you want
10:49uh
10:53i don't even care because mine went to crap
10:58don't even care
11:14another aviary you say well that does sound quite interesting the brood here is getting a little thin
11:23perhaps while i'm seeking out this new feast hall i'll pay a few visits around town
11:30i might have sussed some interesting items i'd rather like to get my paws upon if i find anything
11:38interesting i might even be willing to barter right tara away
11:49interesting
11:52oh
11:55bundle of letters
12:01all right
12:02uh
12:04uh
12:11she's still attached
12:18you can't be serious game
12:21oh are you gonna take damage it would have it would took five if i had jumped a second ago
12:26for some reason
12:30what
12:33that's not even that far are you kidding me i'll take six points
12:40what is why
12:46sometimes this game makes no sense with this jumping damage
12:55not enough space how fat am i
13:00chonky boy
13:02i shouldn't have to jump to jump to jump to jump to jump
13:12and there's not enough space to jump on that wagon
13:16can i jump on this one not enough space dude
13:32eight points of damage what the all right give me a moment
13:38i'm sending you an item are you already down no i'll find a way you watch
13:45all right i'm sending you an arrow of teleportation
13:48you can shoot it and you'll appear where you shoot it
14:06trick transportation not teleportation
14:12all right good attach shadow heart that was dumb as hell
14:19she's trying
14:24at least i saw her wiggle
14:29nope
14:47i'm just looking bro i clicked where you're at and ended up on the wall behind me
14:57where's the way out over here i had to clean doors i had to jump over the wall to get
15:04in last time
15:19see your struggle makes me never want a small character
15:20see your struggle makes me never want a small character
15:35it's honestly not really worth it no even if it's funny as heck
15:42the fact that you can't jump to places and stuff it's yup
15:46that and not being a strength character too because strength does affect your jump distance
15:52yeah but there's so come on game so many times
15:56oh no we have to talk to him not the pigeon
15:59all right
16:03if you happen to stumble across those letters do bring them by there'd be a tip in it for you
16:09to be your dick
16:11yeah he opens the mail and puts his dick in
16:30yes
16:31yes fine just give me the letters still sealed thank the gods
16:38you've no idea the kindness you've done me what a relief
16:50that was a piddly amount
16:55yeah remember what the one guy gave us
16:57yeah a lot
17:00yeah dude
17:02all right so that is complete
17:05now companion or personal quests
17:09is personal story no oh well technically yes then not that we'll do companion
17:16no one of them is linked to the personal quest so it's
17:21all that's left okay shadow hearts
17:27sure and i'm gonna look it up
17:58all right
17:59all right teleport to the south rivington
18:09all right
18:12over by the requisition barn
18:15somewhere is a guy named droger
18:19drogo's droger wearing a black outfit
18:43sure it's not bobby
18:49okay
19:16hmm
19:23this person's name is tina two thumbs
19:34this is just an empty building you have a failed survival she survived oh it's dirt mountain
19:42that's what i thought
19:43it was fruit and potion of invisibility with some gold
19:57okay
20:00oh oh what is
20:06i don't want to go in this camp
20:09oh you found it i found him yeah
20:13okay there's a camp here that is a different area
20:16technically
20:19okay okay so maybe we'll hit that after yeah old rusty door and it's locked
20:27it's a windmill thing
20:32or something
20:39yeah we'll hit that in the gerd camp after we talk to him
20:44do you want me to wait for you or just talk to them
20:48it don't matter you can talk to them if you want
20:52i took you for one of them
20:54that mustache
20:56the refugees that is
20:58you're a recent arrival for sure still bearing dust from the road
21:03but you have something they lack
21:05dignity
21:07yeah these wretches have nowhere to call home nothing to live off what they carry
21:12and nobody to help them but themselves
21:15and me
21:16of course
21:19charity is a luxury
21:22fickle occasional gestures from guilty hearts
21:24that lower lip hair
21:25i run a business
21:27you'd be shocked by the sort of things they bring with them
21:30gold and jewels they can't easily exchange
21:33heirlooms rarities sentimental items
21:38even cremation earns
21:40alas you can't eat grandmother's ashes
21:43nor can you easily trade a golden candelabra for a bowl of soup
21:47that is where i come in
21:49liquidity
21:51their heirlooms for my gold
21:54what a dick
21:56he's the pawn stars guy
21:58oh cool
22:09i think you have to talk to him to shadow hearts your partner
22:13oh
22:22oh my god
22:25there's a dwarf and thrower
22:28what
22:30yeah he's selling a dwarf and thrower
22:32and i
22:35it's a dnd thing
22:37a dwarf throwing this warhammer deals an extra d8 bludgeoning damage if the target is large
22:43huge or gargantuan creature strike deals an additional 2 to 16 damage
22:50and homing weapon this weapon will return to its owner when thrown
22:54uh-uh
22:55uh-uh
22:57dwarves are particularly fond of those
23:01zack ever use that
23:03no he's never played a dwarf in his life
23:06oh wow
23:12he's played a dragon turtle
23:14all right get your ass over here
23:26game come on
23:28come on
23:30dude really
23:31i was holding the mouse button to move and it was like i was stuck i had to click
23:43i need a quick word
23:45i just lost the wager thanks to you
23:48who are you oh someone who bets that you'd never be foolish enough to actually show your face in this
23:54city again but here you are and the gold in my purse is soon to take flight
24:02okay
24:08there have been whispers about you sister about your faith your loyalty your company
24:16whoa
24:17i can't help but feel the strangest twinge of disgust as i look upon you
24:24is it true
24:26has our lady forsaken you
24:39sure i know the truth she approves i know my parents still live
24:45tell me where they are and i have no quarrel with you
24:48i'm afraid the quarrel is unavoidable thanks to you
24:53now i must report your reappearance if you are intent on bringing matters to a head
24:57and seek out the house of grief in the lower city
25:02though if i was you i'd be very tempted to just forget it all and disappear
25:07yeah you have some form of doing so after all
25:14interesting interesting
25:16yeah he had dwarven thrower i did send you a glaive if you wanted to look at it it's only
25:21rare
25:28it should be near the bottom
25:32oh yeah that actually looks neat
25:35it's not as good as your weapon or the old one you were using yeah
25:39they do have a lot of cool weapons oh actually it's the same rarity as the one you used to
25:44use okay
25:50yeah
25:50yeah i think they did good with the weapons agreed
25:55all right so we have to hit lower city
26:01do we all right quests i'm bringing the quest really
26:07house of grief in the lower city of baldur's gate that's where we're going yeah not to the camp up
26:14the hill
26:15oh yeah sorry you gotta remember dude i tried to stay up while they only got four hours to sleep
26:20i don't give a fuck i'm still gonna ask like a fucking neanderdall neanderdall ball sack
26:30you are the barbarian
26:34the place that's locked is like literally right to the left see it up here like through this field
26:42yeah
26:48all right open that shit up why why the game
26:54it's that old who see one door you could have probably chopped it apart
26:59he wanted me over there
27:03let me just
27:06oh it's sturdy you have to do a certain amount oh oh oh like that
27:13there's a hatch it's a new area
27:20abandoned windmill okay is that a person don't move oh my god
27:30they sleep i'm yeah i'm i moved my camera to look at them oh no dude brain star
27:41is it alt yeah final warning there's a ball
27:52where's the final warning oh
28:02okay okay whatever i'm gonna click on them okay
28:08oh no
28:13ew
28:17oh
28:22what
28:27why is it why is it fortunate what is it what
28:33um what do you want to do uh try this one see what he says
28:39what it is this one has only just transformed it is weak vulnerable
28:45it's potential life for harvesting go on kill it absorb its power just like you did before
29:01oh
29:04um
29:07i clicked attack before it wakes up
29:09what no i've had so little time
29:24i'm out of the way
29:41finish him brother
29:49the creature was born recently
29:52it's mind is still fresh
29:55you can absorb its potential if you consume it
29:59eat it
30:00eat it
30:06did you do it not yet
30:09okay i'm just a little alien
30:15used to be a flaming fist
30:19all right
30:22uh
30:23so it just gave me the mind flayer brain
30:32all right it also gave me a really good ring that i'm gonna use
30:39and i'm sending you my old one
30:41ring of absolute force
30:44all right i'm gonna
30:47eat some spaghetti
30:51yeah
30:54oh it just it gave me a worm
30:57okay
30:57okay i thought it was short animation
31:00that's what i thought too
31:08oh okay
31:11he didn't pay off his debt
31:12you
31:12it's good
31:12it's a little bit
31:13no
31:13it's not