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00:00Shouldn't go wanderin' in dark alleys. Very dangerous hobby.
00:06Catch people, kill. Scurry away, Gupuk, before I crush ya.
00:14Filled my perception.
00:16Arm can be anywhere you like. Nose, kneecaps, fingernails.
00:38I forgot I have this going.
00:40Another one come to take our coin and clog our halls. Fine, I'll show you in. Nine fingers will give
00:48you orders.
00:48Oh. It's the gang.
00:51Nine toads?
00:55Hmm.
00:57Alright, so that's something we can do after we find more traitors.
01:12I discovered a waypoint. Nice, nice.
01:16Something's on my mind.
01:17Oh my god. Sometimes clicking to walk sucks.
01:21I know what you mean, yeah.
01:27You can hold left mouse button and just drag your cursor.
01:31I know.
01:34I was just testing to see if I could.
01:37What the...
01:38What the fuck?
01:40Get over here.
01:41I'm trying to get to you, I have been.
01:44Alright, so come back up the steps.
01:46You can...
01:47Oh no, it's fine.
01:50Yep.
01:51So if you come up this way, you can come right through this alleyway and see what I see.
02:01Yes, a murder.
02:04Could that be that lady?
02:08Sham?
02:09Sham?
02:10Didn't see it happen more, thank my gods.
02:12City's arms are some proper...
02:14They didn't see it.
02:16Why did it...
02:17Did you skip that?
02:18No, I didn't.
02:19That was it.
02:21It didn't read at all.
02:24That's odd.
02:24It did for me.
02:25Please, get up.
02:31You want me to try something or no?
02:34Oh, I can talk to the kid.
02:36I got lost.
02:37And then, when I found mommy and daddy again...
02:41They wouldn't get up.
02:43I think that's stupid.
02:44I don't know for no way.
02:47I'm so sorry.
02:50Wait, what if this is the chick?
02:53You know what I mean?
02:55Yeah.
02:55Alright, give me a sec.
02:56I can.
03:16Wait..
03:16Well, that was at one time use.
03:18Wait, can I use it again?
03:20I can...
03:26bitch. Neither respond. Yeah, I wonder if this is the killer, the kid.
03:46You are taken by an unnatural, unbidden bliss. You could fall down laughing at any moment.
03:57The kid's gonna need a family no matter what happens.
04:01Let's see if we can find off. I'm more confident.
04:04But yeah, what I was saying is I wonder if she's morphed into that child to be like,
04:09oh yes, my parents. Right.
04:13Dude, another dragonborn. He's green. He's a level one druid.
04:19Hell yeah.
04:22Perception successful. Fake wall.
04:28Uh, we'd have to break it. I cannot lockpick it. I cannot lockpick a wall.
04:35I broke it.
04:38I wasn't looking. Okay, sweet. Let's go.
04:44What are you doing? Sneaking in. Why not?
04:50It's a mansion. I'm just gonna shut that back. Wait, what? What was that?
04:57Why did we gain experience? There's a... What is that?
05:07It's something that shouldn't be here either.
05:13Necromancy book?
05:17You ready to get this shit going? Yeah.
05:22I'm just gonna attack.
05:36Critical miss.
05:39Alright, so...
05:41They have yellow.
05:44That's because you're not in combat yet.
05:47Oh, there's one right here. I should hit him in the back, shouldn't I?
05:52Yeah. Do you need me to move?
05:54No, he's in here with me.
05:57Oh, shit.
05:59Alright, now, uh, Lazo and Shadowheart can still do stuff.
06:05This is still not there, huh?
06:14Alright, let's see here. What do I want to do with her?
06:23See if I can fucking kill him.
06:30No, it's my, my go again.
06:40Oh, grab Shadowheart, make her do something.
06:43Oh, yeah.
06:49What?
06:56Really?
06:57Really?
07:00No, I just still got my basic attack with her.
07:10No.
07:15Oops.
07:27It's back to Shadowheart.
07:29She's got her basic, I think.
07:35She can't...
07:37Night jump.
07:42Yeah, you guys were blocking me.
07:46I really can't hit anyone.
07:51Okay.
07:52Okay.
07:54Oh.
07:56Cool.
07:58Alright.
08:02Ouch.
08:05Hmm.
08:08Um, do you want me to black hole them into one spot and you can throw shit at them?
08:14Sure.
08:14Sure.
08:14Uh, never mind.
08:16It's, uh, short rest.
08:19Apologies.
08:20I lied.
08:21Strike you down.
08:24Nope.
08:25Oh my god.
08:33Damn it.
08:55Uh, I'm duped.
09:00Wow.
09:01Oh my god.
09:02Necrotic damage.
09:04Holy shit.
09:07He farted at me.
09:08Oh my god.
09:13Yeah, that...
09:13Is that the only one that...
09:17Yeah, I think that's the only guy that can do poison.
09:20Right?
09:24Yeah, I think that's kind of his whole thing.
09:35Damn it.
09:38...
09:41Hmm.
09:49Twenty-one points?
09:52Yeah, I'm getting pooped on.
09:54Well...
09:55We were...
09:55We were gonna long rest soon anyway, so...
09:58I'm frightened.
10:00Great.
10:00That sucks.
10:08Should I kill this one, or do you think...
10:10Oh, if it moves, it'll get hit by Booming Blade.
10:15So, if you can, try to target another one.
10:18But get out of Cloud Kill if you can.
10:21To attack any other one, I kind of have to.
10:25Oh my god, dude.
10:27If you would have stayed in it, you would have just kept taking damage.
10:36Oh, that was awesome.
10:38Yeah, he's so hurt.
10:43Yeah, if you got a rage, it might be a good idea.
10:46I don't think I do.
10:48Alright, that's still good. We're still fine.
10:51That was really delayed. Was it delayed for you?
10:54Yeah.
10:57Okay.
11:02Alright, I'm not sure if I can attack because I'm frightened.
11:05Need a throw?
11:07That's exactly what I was getting at.
11:12If not, whatever.
11:39I didn't mean to do that.
11:42God damn it.
11:45Don't you love when you fucking do that?
11:47Mm-hmm.
11:49I'm actually kind of really annoyed that happened because it's a lot of...
11:52Do you have your attacks still?
11:54No.
11:54No.
11:55Alright, so no attacks.
11:57Give me a moment.
11:58So I'm just...
11:58Give me a moment.
11:58I have my...
12:01Um...
12:01The...
12:02The...
12:03Actions, but I'm gonna use a potion.
12:07Right?
12:08Yeah, you can heal.
12:09I'll just...
12:11Just...
12:11Looking at some of the stuff I can...
12:13God.
12:14I'm actually really annoyed that happened.
12:21Like, it's so annoying when you misclick.
12:25I gave you 27 hit points.
12:28Don't you agree though?
12:29It's so irritating.
12:36585...
12:36No one's really low except for this one.
12:39What even is that fucker?
12:42He's a mummy or some shit.
12:44But...
12:45So actually with Shadowheart, he's technically an undead.
12:49So if you have your, um...
12:51I don't know.
12:52An undead...
12:53With her, it can actually hit everybody in here.
12:59We'll see if the turn ever ends.
13:02Sorry, I was deciding what to do.
13:07Not enough movement.
13:09Damn it.
13:12So...
13:12Like that.
13:19I'm watching you.
13:43I'm watching you.
13:45Wow.
13:47Ow.
13:52Ooh.
13:57Yeah, it would be your...
14:00Divine thing, is what you would use.
14:05To...
14:06Turn undead.
14:07I'm not sure.
14:10I'm gonna inspect her and see what it's called.
14:36I'm gonna inspect her and see what it's called.
14:40Honor spell book.
14:43It would use your channel divinity.
14:46So, up by your action and bonus action, if you click your channel divinity thing, it'll bring up actions you
14:53can do with it.
14:54So it should bring up your turn undead if you have it.
14:57Oh.
14:59That's...
15:01Yeah, that.
15:03Okay.
15:10And now they're gonna run as far away they can for three turns.
15:17You just took four of them out of combat, brother.
15:25Did you get that?
15:27No!
15:29Blazell did though, right?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yeah, she did.
15:36Nice.
15:37Nice.
15:38Sadly, now he's not turned.
15:40Yeah.
15:45Dammit, Blazell.
15:47I can help her up.
15:50Okay.
15:51Let's do what you need to, brother.
16:04Alright.
16:05Wonder if the gods are watching me.
16:09Hmm.
16:09Hmm.
16:32She's still got a bonus action.
16:35Get her over here.
16:39Can't really do anything.
16:47Oh.
16:48Bastard, dude.
16:50And then he runs.
16:52Oh, he's turned.
16:53I'm not gonna do this.
16:55I did do not react!
16:58What the f-
16:59Wha-
17:15Do I heal you, or?
17:17If you help her, you'll technically heal her.
17:19You'll give her a hit point plus four.
17:21So you don't have to.
17:23Where are you?
17:23Unless it's the AOE heal.
17:24I'm rating next to everybody.
17:25Oh, I can do an AOE heal.
17:27You want me to?
17:27Then yeah, do that.
17:30Oh, fuck yes, dude.
17:36Um, maybe Burt.
17:38Uh, okay.
17:45Just cause he does have a legendary sword.
17:49Ow.
17:52Alright.
17:58You wanna eliminate that one?
18:01Oh, I can Giant's Rage.
18:02I could've swore it was not lit up before.
18:06Should I even bother?
18:09Uh, yeah.
18:09The dude's still got 139 hit points.
18:13I might kick this guy and go for the boss.
18:16What do you think?
18:17Oh, I can't now.
18:18Fuck.
18:19Yeah.
18:19Cause that was your bonus action.
18:24Alright.
18:27Please don't hit her.
18:31I see that he even got that other one.
18:34Yeah, but I missed this one.
18:46Alright, are you out of action?
18:47Okay, yeah.
18:48I was just waiting to see if...
18:52Disadvantage.
18:53Alright.
18:54So I can't shoot him.
18:56So I'll try to kill this dude.
19:02I can only be used once per turn.
19:05Damn.
19:06At least now I know.
19:50I have to kill him.
19:51Yeah.
19:51You're just like...
19:57Shield blown?
19:59Oh, you knocked him prone.
20:00If you can...
20:01I think you can hit him a lot easier when he's prone.
20:0499.
20:08critical 17 I don't want to be in that dust yeah it does a lot of damage oh my
20:20all right dude my cells down so it's that one I can get you at this you want me to
20:30um yeah sure
20:46I let me pick her up I can't because it'll provoke wait don't move I was going to use an
20:55item there
20:56you go now you can do what you want wait a second
21:03not enough resource action really why not
21:14all right no it's I can't it ran away I can't get her
21:20odd and I can't throw so I'm just gonna heal that's fine
21:28don't waste a step it's fucking weird dude
21:36no he doesn't what all I've lost scrolls will revivify too so yeah
21:48uh it's because I turned invisible oh you pitch
21:53am I still invisible am I still hidden
21:57you want me to get her up if you can while also getting out of the cloud kill
22:03if not just leave her down keeping her up is what matters more
22:07I could dash and then do it and then get out
22:10uh can you dash as a bonus action
22:14cause that's the only way
22:15then no
22:17then get out of the cloud kill or throw a potion
22:20oh yeah that's
22:22cause
22:27you can throw a potion while also like
22:31did that not hit her
22:35you saw that right I did
22:38it's all over the ground on her
22:42I'm so confused dude
22:45yeah that's uh that's definitely odd
22:50oh there's
22:51there's two
22:52one was
22:55one uh was feared still
22:58no it's the boss and two of them
23:01she can stay down for now
23:03actually no I got two actions I can get her up
23:09I'm gonna do this first
23:12I missed
23:13okay why'd I do that
23:17get her up
23:23he can't apparently
23:25weird
23:27maybe it's the cloud
23:28oh maybe in the cloud kill yeah
23:30right see some sick
23:31oh
23:34you like that
23:41nobody puts baby in the corner
23:43but us
23:46haha he's blinded too so you're gonna have an easier time hitting him
23:52don't know for how long
23:53two turns
23:54I'm so so stunned for two turns
23:57so it's just those two
24:00heck yeah
24:01but you saved
24:03yeah that's why I said he shit
24:05haha
24:07oh I can't
24:08see that one bylazel is kinda her
24:15I can't do shit as this
24:18bitch
24:25yeah
24:29shadowheart's so useful
24:31no dude
24:33oh
24:40I'm in chaos
24:41it's because my potion of speed wore off
24:44it's just you
24:46yeah hit him
24:48he's
24:49yeah man
24:55I just want to see his health
25:00he's immune to bludgeoning damage now
25:04I didn't
25:05he wasn't before was he
25:06I can't remember
25:08because I kicked
25:09I kicked him over there
25:12what the hell was that
25:13wait
25:13I don't
25:14didn't
25:14didn't she die
25:15she went down
25:17and
25:18I'm confused
25:19what is going on
25:20with the game
25:21dude
25:24I don't know
25:25wait
25:25that was cool
25:26I could have swore I clicked
25:27her mace
25:29what
25:32I'm
25:33I guess not
25:34I'm tired
25:36cool
25:36it's the one behind you
25:37that's going next
25:39hey
25:40that works
25:46on the move
25:47these guys are
25:49a little bit higher than us though
25:51so
25:51yeah
25:51haha
25:54alright
25:54now I'll get to go
25:56don't worry about the guy behind you
25:57yet
26:00I'll just hold my actions
26:04nice
26:05nice
26:05I'm going to kick us up
26:07you ready
26:08do it up
26:08do it up
26:11these goddamn androids in my chat
26:14alright
26:15you want me to damage him
26:17or try and go for the kill by Lazelle
26:19probably the kill
26:20this guy has
26:21this guy has
26:22very rare stuff
26:24got to kill
26:25alright
26:26because now we can just focus
26:27what should I do
26:31aha
26:32he's blinded
26:33have fun brother
26:38what does the blind even do
26:43blind
26:47oh so you guys have an advantage to hit him
26:49hell yeah
26:51oh yeah
26:52disadvantage
26:53to hit
27:01yes
27:01good job brother
27:04we need to get out of this cloud kill
27:08um no
27:09hack on
27:10get out of it
27:12I love this game
27:14don't come in here
27:15it'll kill you
27:16whatever it takes
27:18yeah just wait till we die
27:21it'll be easier
27:31corpse rose
27:35if you have it
27:36yeah revive the companion
27:38with shadow heart
27:40if not
27:40I got
27:41four scrolls
27:42of revivify
27:43on me
27:44and that would be under
27:49you looking for scrolls
27:50or you looking for her spell
27:51her spell
27:52it'd be a higher level spell
28:01because I know if you click the spell slot things at the top
28:04you can sort by level of spell
28:05uh-huh
28:08oh
28:09ooh
28:10revivify is
28:13not usable
28:15alright
28:15so go on my corpse
28:17there's four scrolls of revivify
28:18unless you have someone new you want to use
28:22let's get going
28:23what does it look like
28:24it's a golden motherfucking scroll
28:27I have a lot of golden scrolls
28:30but probably not
28:31it's a rolled up scroll
28:33oh it's rolled
28:35it's a rolled up scroll
28:36yeah and I don't see any on you
28:37so
28:38you're gonna have to take the
28:39four off of me
28:40and use two
28:45oh
28:46yeah it's literally a rolled up scroll
28:49it's very gold
28:50yeah so you're gonna use it
28:52click me
28:53and then you're gonna have to
28:54click a spot to spawn me
28:55same with Klauzel
29:05alright
29:06thank you
29:16damn I can't put her outside
29:18damn I can't put her outside
29:20oh crap
29:25it does suck you
29:27um walked into the dust
29:31yeah
29:36hi Iris
29:40yeah his stuff is pretty rare looking
29:44one day I'll catch a break
29:47oh
29:47we gotta
29:49oh sorry
29:51it's fine
29:52it's the keys I looted off of
29:53porch
29:55torch
29:55of
29:58revocation
30:00silver chalice
30:02scroll up
30:03flesh to stone
30:04and
30:07accusation
30:08records
30:10if it's orange or gold
30:12take it
30:12cause that's quest items
30:15you know how it's got like an outline
30:17around it
30:18yeah it's
30:19the torch
30:23it's
30:23it's a very rare
30:24but it has
30:25I don't know
30:27is that just cause it's a rare level
30:29right there
30:30I'm guessing
30:31I would have to assume so
30:32you wanna come look
30:33you tell me
30:35I found something
30:35really good for Shadowheart
30:37by the way
30:38it'll make her spells hit
30:40a lot easier
30:42it's a hood
30:43whatever comes
30:43I'm ready
30:45did you send it to her
30:48yeah that torch
30:49we're gonna need
30:49it's a
30:50quest item
30:52and no I did not
30:55you can take that scroll though
30:57I'm on Shadowheart
30:58waiting
30:59alright
31:00sending it to her
31:02okay
31:06and then do you want the
31:08clothing he was wearing
31:09just cause it's clothing
31:10it's something you can wear
31:11sure
31:13I sent it
31:14but uh
31:15his armor's better than mine
31:17so I'm wearing it
31:18hell yeah
31:19by one point
31:21I'm still taking it
31:24it looks
31:25really cool though
31:33yeah
31:34was it the Veil of Mourning
31:37for Shadowheart
31:38no
31:40it was a white
31:42it was a
31:43very white
31:44purple shirt
31:44yeah
31:45it's not really
31:47that good for you
31:48what you got
31:48is probably better
31:50so it was the Veil of Mourning
31:52yes
31:53sorry
31:54okay
31:54I know Veil makes you think
31:56a hood or a Veil
31:57yeah
31:58you could probably sell it
31:59mine
32:02while I'm raging
32:03generates two turns
32:04of wrath
32:06yeah that's definitely
32:07better
32:07okay let's just see
32:08how I look in it
32:10not great
32:15not as good
32:16as it looks
32:17in the picture
32:20am I right
32:22very
32:23I still hear creatures
32:25do you hear that
32:25don't waste a step
32:29yeah I do
32:31is that out here
32:33I think
32:33it could be upstairs
32:34oh I get
32:36you're right
32:37all right
32:38I'm gonna have a long rest
32:40okay
32:41so it's gonna drag you to camp
32:42oh nope
32:43never mind
32:44I just went to camp instead
32:47okay
32:47so I'm gonna click
32:49end the day though
32:49all right
32:50I'm gonna go
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