00:00Driving Academy?
00:01This is the driving school.
00:02Yes.
00:03Hi, I'm just wondering if you can help me learn to drive better.
00:07And who's been learning with?
00:09I've been teaching myself in my little red and yellow car.
00:13And my mum says that I drive her up the wall all the time.
00:16So I'm a good driver.
00:18Oh right, and where do you live?
00:20At home.
00:21What do you do drive?
00:22I don't know, I just know that it's near the shop.
00:25That's how I find my way home from school.
00:28How old are you?
00:30I'm three nearly six.
00:32But I think I'm a dead good driver.
00:34But if I can learn how to drive better,
00:37just means that I can drive away from me Uncle Barry.
00:41I think you've got to wait until you're 17.
00:44Oh, don't say that.
00:45You're not old enough, love.
00:47I can just put like some stilts on me legs.
00:50No, you're not old enough.
00:51I am.
00:52You're not.
00:53I am.
00:54I don't like the girl now because I'm very, very busy.
00:56Don't leave me.
00:58If I get a car, I'll be able to knock my mum down.
01:05I'm sure a lot of people would like to knock the mums down because they were still 17.
01:10I'd do it now if I had a car.
01:14Why don't you just come and pick me up and then I'll get in the car and then when my
01:19mum gets out of the bed then we'll be able to knock her down.
01:22You don't know where you live.
01:24I do.
01:25I'm in my house.
01:25I can't help you.
01:27You can.
01:28Can't.
01:28You just think you can.
01:30But you need a little bit of positivity about yourself and then you can help me.
01:35I'm very positive but it's the government and they say you can't learn until you're 17.
01:41Oh.
01:43Flipping heck.
01:44All right then.
01:45I'll say goodbye.
01:46Oh don't leave me.
01:48My mum's.
01:48Got to.
01:49I'm very, very busy.
01:50Get busier with me.
01:52Not like that.
01:53I mean.
01:53Bye bye.
01:53I mean driving.
01:56Gone.
01:58Hello?
01:58Is this the driving school?
02:00It is the driving school.
02:01It's not a start.
02:02I'm just wondering if you can help me.
02:04I need to learn how to drive better than I already can.
02:08Yeah?
02:08Where about do you live?
02:10At home.
02:10I'm a good driver.
02:12That's good.
02:13Okay.
02:13Where about do you live in Newcastle?
02:14I live at my house.
02:16What's the area called?
02:17My bedroom area.
02:20Where?
02:20My bedroom area.
02:22That's where we are now.
02:23So do you think you'll be able to help me?
02:26Because hopefully one day I'll be able to drive dead fast and run my mum over.
02:31Because she's a lazy pig.
02:32I'll speak to you later.
02:33I'm driving so I'll give you a call back.
02:35Okay?
02:35Are you going to help me drive?
02:37Yes I will.
02:38Definitely.
02:39Yeah.
02:40What car have you got?
02:41It's not even interesting.
02:44Is this the driving school?
02:46It is yeah.
02:47I'm just wondering if you can help me.
02:49Yeah.
02:49Basically I need to learn how to drive.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I've already got experience in driving.
02:55Yeah.
02:55But now I just need to go that one step further.
02:59So I can drive faster.
03:00And hopefully run my mum over.
03:04Maybe.
03:04Maybe she shouldn't be driving.
03:05That's the case.
03:06Thanks anyway.
03:07Well I will be driving.
03:08That's alright.
03:09Do you think you can help me?
03:11No.
03:11Not today thanks.
03:12Why not today?
03:14Not today.
03:15Don't want to help me run my mum over.
03:17Bye bye.
03:17laughs
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