Kramer’s Face Becomes the Case on Seinfeld

Jackie Chiles wants nothing more to do with Kramer after the “mountain of misfortune and humiliation” he’s already caused him — until Kramer mentions a possible lawsuit against the tobacco companies.

Suddenly, Jackie is interested. Very interested. After learning the warning label said nothing about damage to Kramer’s appearance, he takes one look at his client’s “sallow, unattractive, disgusting” face and declares, “Your face is my case.”

Kramer celebrates the good news with a huge smile — and a mouthful of stained yellow teeth.