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Kramer wants a little taste of suburban life, so naturally he installs a screen door on his apartment. Then the neighborhood kids show up.

After they cover his door with shaving cream and silly string, Kramer decides it’s time for revenge. He rigs up a water hose, puts George in charge of the faucet and gives him one very important instruction: When you hear “Hoochie Mama!” — let it rip on Seinfeld.

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00:01Look what they did. Look what they did to my house.
00:03I turned my back for two seconds and they put shaving cream all over the door.
00:07Yeah, I see you!
00:09I'm gonna teach these kids a lesson.
00:11Where's that hose I put under your sink?
00:13Hose under my sink? I love you, Kramer.
00:16I love you too, buddy.
00:17And George.
00:18I don't want to hear it, Kramer.
00:18Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to turn this water on full blast.
00:22What signal? What signal?
00:23I don't know. I'll yell, uh, hoochie mama.
00:26All right, if I do it, will you buy a computer?
00:28On the signal, George. On the signal.
00:30Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.
00:31I love you, Costanza.
00:33Robert, you shut up! Now! Now, George!
00:35Turn on the faucet!
00:36George, turn on the faucet!
00:38Pussy mama!
00:40Pussy mama!
00:42Pussy mama!

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