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Kramer fully commits to his latest alter ego as a “Juilliard-trained dermatologist” when he examines Mr. Kruger on Seinfeld. Between alarming mole commentary and hilariously unhelpful medical notes, Kramer delivers one of his most absurd fake-professional performances.

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00:00How long have you been doing this, Dr. Van Nostrand?
00:03Oh, long, long time.
00:05Yes, I've seen moles so big they have their own moles.
00:10Freckles that cover two men.
00:13So how am I looking?
00:14Oh, so far so good.
00:18You...
00:19I really owe you one.
00:26George, we got a problem.
00:28What?
00:28Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder, very suspicious.
00:32So tell him you're concerned about it, he should see somebody else.
00:35George, why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
00:41Because you're not a dermatologist.
00:43Nobody thinks I am, and I'm not going to betray that trust.
00:47Here's what I want to do.
00:48I think I can get a section, then I'll go down to the left.
00:50What, what, what, a section?
00:51Yeah, if I can grab my slicer, and if he holds still, I think that...
00:54No, you're taking a deli slicer to my boss.
00:57It'll be ultra-thin, he'll barely feel it.
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