00:00Good afternoon, head and stag.
00:01Hi, I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:05My mate Ben, it's his birthday and I want to do something special for him.
00:10Alright, okay, what is it you like to do?
00:13I don't know, he said do something different.
00:16So I don't know, I'm hoping that he can give me some ideas.
00:20Right, okay, where is it you're looking to go?
00:22To his house.
00:23Alright, do you not want to go like out to the city?
00:27What, without my mum? Will you look after me?
00:31How much will it cost me?
00:35How old are you?
00:37I'm 36.
00:39Oh, bless.
00:40I think when you're a bit older, come back and I'll organise it for you.
00:43Why when I'm older do you not do party games?
00:46No, sorry.
00:48What do you do?
00:49I can't discuss that with you, it's a bit naughty.
00:52Do you like do food fights and stuff like that?
00:56I've done a food fight before so that's nothing strange to me.
01:02Do you do things with different people?
01:05Yeah.
01:06Do you colour in the faces and stuff like that?
01:08Yeah, we do, yeah.
01:10That's what my mate Ben would love.
01:13What else do you do?
01:15Who else do you do?
01:17My name's Tim.
01:18Tim.
01:19Yeah.
01:21What else do you do because this is going to be the best birthday?
01:24Oh, she's gone.
01:26I'm ringing the bell.
01:27Good afternoon, Head & Stag.
01:29How about you again?
01:29Did I just speak to you?
01:31Sorry?
01:31I was just speaking to a lady trying to sort out my mate Ben's birthday and the phone went
01:37dead.
01:37My name's Tim.
01:39What is it that you're organising?
01:40A birthday party.
01:42What is it that you're looking for?
01:44I don't know.
01:44I just wanted some ideas and then the lady just, she went off the line.
01:48We are a Head & Stag company so what sort of activities is it that you're looking for?
01:53We're just wondering if we could like colour in his face and maybe have a food fight and
01:59stuff like that.
02:00You want to have a food fight with your friend at his birthday party?
02:03Yeah, he would love that.
02:06It's not something we organise.
02:09What do you do then?
02:12We organise activities for Head & Stag groups.
02:16What's that?
02:16When you get married we'll have like a going away party.
02:19He's not getting married but if we could just do some stuff anyway that would be funny
02:24wouldn't it?
02:25Yeah, it would be.
02:27Who's laughing in the background?
02:29They're on end of their phone calls.
02:31They're laughing at someone else.
02:32You're such a rubbish liar.
02:36Do you think we could do something for my mate Ben?
02:40Yeah.
02:40How old's Ben going to be?
02:41Six nearly nine.
02:43We don't organise activities for under-18s unfortunately.
02:46What do you do for over-18s?
02:49Usually involves a lot of drink and that's a lot.
02:51I can drink.
02:52I have about six or seven fruit shoots a day.
02:56That's more than I can handle.
02:58That's because I'm a professional fruit shoot drinker and you're not my friend.
03:04You are?
03:04I drink fruit shoots through my eyeball.
03:07That's how serious I am about it.
03:09I can't drink through my eyes.
03:11I can have a black colouring and an orange different eyes at the same time.
03:16You'll see what me Uncle Barry can do.
03:18If I told you you wouldn't eat a Mars bar the same again.
03:21Have you got strippers?
03:23Yes, I do have strippers.
03:25Are you a stripper?
03:26I'm not a stripper, no.
03:27Oh.
03:28That would have been good for my mate Ben.
03:30It wouldn't be allowed I'm afraid.
03:32You're not 18.
03:33Everyone's got access to the internet and we've all seen things that we shouldn't have.
03:39I mean if that's something that you wanted to organise yourself.
03:42I'm not getting my boobs out for Ben.
03:44Why don't you do it?
03:45Just get one boob out quickly.
03:47I'm not going to get a boob out for you.
03:49Half price.
03:50You can find people on the internet that will do that for you.
03:53I found you.
03:54What about the two ladies in the background?
03:56They definitely won't get a boob out for you.
03:58Oh, that's a shame.
04:00This could have been the best party ever.
04:02Sorry about that.
04:03You don't have to apologise.
04:04We could have just all ended up in Damo or something like that.
04:08We could have gone to the Wacky Warehouse and I could have pushed you down a slide.
04:12But you're not interested are you?
04:14Where have you gone?
04:16If she's getting her boob out for someone else I'm going to go mad.
04:21That's it.
04:21She's gone.
04:22What?
04:25That was just included the opposite.
04:26That number is the �стрsell.
04:26So, I made my own little two singing.
04:26Achtour you really have to mention of this weird circle one more like you.
04:27We still talk all along.
04:27They can get a look for me by saying.
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