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00:00Alright guys, I'm going to do a quadruple feature DVD opening consisting of the 2007, I think, DVD of The
00:13Pursuit of Happiness, the 2005 DVD of The Great Muppet Caper,
00:232003 DVD, J.J. the Jet Playing Good Friends Forever, and the 2005 DVD of J.J. the Jet Playing
00:32Imagination Station.
00:33I'm going to start off with The Pursuit of Happiness.
01:13I'm going to start off with The Pursuit of Happiness.
01:21I'm going to start off with The Pursuit of Happiness.
01:34I'm going to ask M.J. to marry me.
01:36A man has to put his wife before himself. Can you do that, Peter?
01:41Yeah. You think I can?
01:45We have some new information. This is your uncle's actual killer. We lost his trail two days ago.
01:56This man killed my uncle, and he's still out there!
02:02Everybody needs help sometimes, Peter. Even Spider-Man.
02:09Revenge is like a poison. It can take us over. And before you know it, it can turn you into
02:17something ugly.
02:20The suit. Where'd this come from? The power. It feels good.
02:31You should lose yourself to it.
02:36Whoa. Spider, love him, love him!
02:38Remember Ben Parker?
02:40What does it matter to you anyway?
02:41Everything!
02:47Do you want to push me away?
02:50Why would I want to push you away? I love you.
02:53You hear this is coming, Pete?
02:54I didn't kill your father!
02:59What's happened to you?
03:05We've all done terrible things to each other.
03:07We have to forgive each other.
03:09Or everything we ever were will mean nothing.
03:12I need your help.
03:14I have to stop it.
03:22This could be the end of Spider-Man.
03:44This could be the end of Spider-Man.
03:52your file shares no kills
03:54but to become a double hole
03:57it takes two
04:01how do you die
04:03your contact not well
04:05you needn't worry
04:07the second is
04:10yes
04:12considerably
04:17the man was a chief
04:19private banker to the world of terrorists
04:21which would explain how he could set up
04:23a high stakes poker game at Casino Royale
04:25in Montenegro
04:28if he loses this game
04:29he'll have nowhere to run
04:30you're the best player in the service
04:33the treasury has agreed to stake you in the game
04:36but if you lose
04:38our government
04:39will have directly financed terrorism
04:42I will be keeping my eye on our government's money
04:45and off your perfectly formed house
04:48you noticed
04:51I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire
04:55it doesn't bother you killing those people
04:58well I wouldn't be ready if my job ever did
05:03how's our girl
05:03melted your cold heart yet
05:08Kate get the girl out
05:09you're not going to let me in there
05:11you've got your armor back on
05:13I have no armor left
05:20you've stripped it from me
05:25whatever is left of me
05:29whatever I am
05:33I'm yours
05:36the only question remains
05:40will you yield
05:42in time
05:43I'm yours
05:45they all
05:47mean
05:47oh
05:47yeah
05:47yeah
06:48Just tell me, did you sleep with her?
06:51Okay, I slept with her.
06:53Are you happy now?
06:56Come on, you've got to begin.
07:00Two women with the same problem.
07:03I was thinking of going on holiday.
07:04Where do I want to go?
07:05I find myself depressed at Christmas.
07:08Have come up with the same solution.
07:11Exchange.
07:12Switch houses, cars.
07:14Everything.
07:15I need you to answer this.
07:17Are there any men in your town?
07:21Perfect.
07:23Wish me luck.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Next.
07:25From Nancy Meyers.
07:27Nashing through the snow.
07:28This can't be it.
07:30It's just down the line.
07:31Do you think you can make it from me?
07:35The director of Something's Gotta Give.
07:37And what women want.
07:38Oh, hello.
07:39Do you know where Rose Hill Cottage is?
07:41Stay down there.
07:41And then just keep going.
07:43Way down there?
07:44Way down.
07:45Just stuck the end of the lane.
07:47Jingle bells, jingle bells.
07:49Jingle all the way.
07:51Take a change of address.
07:53I'm here.
07:55Change your life.
07:57Hi.
07:58Hello.
07:59Can I call you?
08:01Sure.
08:02I'm leaving in nine days, and that makes this complicated.
08:06Okay.
08:07No.
08:12And that doesn't make things complicated.
08:14You know what I really want to do?
08:17I want to eat carbs without wanting to kill myself.
08:20Someone's having a party tonight?
08:22Oh, yeah.
08:23Kate Winslet.
08:24You radiate good.
08:26Which is apparently a really big turn.
08:28Exactly.
08:30You love me.
08:32This is nice.
08:33I'll have to kiss you.
08:35Jack Black.
08:36It's Christmas Eve, and we're going out there.
08:38We're going to celebrate being young and being wild.
08:42The holiday.
08:43Excuse me.
08:45Okay.
08:46Uh-uh.
08:46No, I did not just graze your boot.
08:48Uh-uh.
08:49I believe in him.
08:50I believe in him.
08:52I believe in you.
08:57Okay.
14:23All right.
17:24huge adventure. We basically are
17:26in New York City, the ocean,
17:29and the jungle.
17:31The villain in our film
17:32is the wildebeest movie by William Shatner.
17:35Bring us out.
17:37He's done a fantastic job
17:38at really sounding evil.
17:40No longer will we win
17:42the bottom of the chain.
17:45The Wild is coming
17:46to theaters soon.
17:48Next up, Tim Allen stars
17:50in Disney's new movie, The Shaggy Dog.
17:52Of course, you probably remember Tim Allen
17:54from the Santa Claus movies.
17:56Only this time, he doesn't turn into Old St. Nick.
17:58He turns into, well,
18:00a shaggy dog.
18:01Oh, he bit me.
18:04Shit.
18:05And the sufferers get to sit down with Tim
18:07to talk about the movie.
18:09So, Tim, can you tell us who you play in the movie?
18:11I'm a dog, man. I'm Shaggy Dog.
18:13What would you say is the hardest part about being a dog?
18:15Dogs are constantly distracted by
18:18odors.
18:22Fire, fire, fire.
18:24Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
18:25And the surfers get to hang out
18:26with some of the animals from the movie.
18:28This is cool.
18:29So, what tricks did this dog do in the movie?
18:35He's had to type on a computer.
18:37How do you teach a dog
18:38to type on a computer?
18:40We taught him to hold a pencil on his mouth.
18:42And we taught him to put his head down
18:44and his head up.
18:45Put the head up.
18:46Head down.
18:46That's quite a zoom on set.
18:48The Shaggy Dog is coming to theaters soon.
18:51Soul Surfers, there you have it.
18:53Your movie surfers speak beat.
18:54And remember to catch more of Disney's movie surfers
18:56on Disney Channel,
18:57where we go behind the scenes
18:58of the latest Disney movies coming to theaters.
19:05Now available to own on DVD.
19:17For the first time ever on DVD.
19:20The names you know.
19:24The pieces you love.
19:29The characters on this program are weird and peculiar.
19:33And Skewiger's 4-discsperimenter
19:35are finally coming to DVD.
19:42All right, everybody.
19:43Let's do it.
19:44The Muppet Show Season 1 Special Edition Box Set.
19:47Remember, friends, whenever big news breaks,
19:49you certainly won't hear it here.
19:51Bring home all 24 groundbreaking episodes
19:55completely restored and remastered
19:57out of all-new 4-discsets
19:59stuffed with extras.
20:00Oh, I can see you all in a great mood tonight.
20:03But what I ruined it was your act.
20:06See what you were never meant to see.
20:08The hilarious pitch reel
20:09that propelled the Muppets into prime time.
20:15Forgive me for being so forward,
20:17but I'm a liberated pig.
20:19There's only one Muppet Show.
20:21And there's only one DVD set
20:23you need to add to your collection.
20:25Because there's only one great Gonzo.
20:27Only one.
20:28I had goodness for that.
20:30The Muppet Show Season 1 Special Edition Box Set.
20:33Now on DVD.
20:35You can get one of the kids
20:37watching this show.
20:39We're watching the same show?
21:08Disney presents an all-new Muppet movie.
21:11I just found this road to Emerald City.
21:14The Muppet's Wizard of Oz
21:15is now on Disney DVD.
21:18Dorothy, the Lion, the Tin Fing,
21:20and the Scarecrow.
21:21Oh, this is the last straw.
21:22Now I see one right here.
21:24Hey, fuck it up.
21:25Are on a quest to make
21:26their wildest dreams come true.
21:28We're out of the way to meet
21:29the Wizard of Oz.
21:30He's gonna make me a superstar singer.
21:33He's gonna give me a brain.
21:34Yeah, he'll probably give me
21:35lots of money.
21:36With never-before-seen footage,
21:38Oz was never like this.
21:40If she finds out
21:41you want the silver shoes,
21:42she'll hunt you down
21:43and pry them off
21:43your cold-dead carcass.
21:46Join Ashanti,
21:47Queen Latifah,
21:48David Allen Greer,
21:49and Quentin Tarantino.
21:50You diggin' it?
21:51In a timeless tale.
21:53Take me to meet your wizard.
21:54Then we'll take you
21:55down a whole new road.
21:56Hello, backwards.
21:57I can see my rear end.
21:59I must be working out, huh?
22:01Your wizard
22:02is gonna grant
22:03some wishes.
22:05You really wanna grant
22:06my wish, wizard?
22:07Send me home.
22:08The Muppets Wizard of Oz,
22:11now on Disney DVD.
22:13There!
22:14Great.
22:14What'd I miss?
22:16Ah!
22:17Ah!
22:18Ah!
22:19Ah!
22:19Ah!
22:20Ah!
22:24Ah!
22:27Ah!
22:28Ah!
22:30Ah!
22:38Ah!
22:41Ah!
22:44Ah!
22:46Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
24:00This is, this, I'm done at this DVD, I'm now, so it's a triple feature.
24:06I'll do the JG, the Jetplane Imagination Station one later.
24:11Okay, that's all for today.
24:13Bye.