00:00So, Leo, you're gay, right?
00:03You knew I liked Jackson and pursued me, pretending you're straight.
00:09Admit it.
00:10Since you love men so much, I called this bar's finest just for you.
00:15Take good care of him.
00:17Help, Jackson!
00:23I'll fucking kill you.
00:25Christine, look, I did it.
00:28You said if I won the championship, you'd go out with me.
00:32Leo, I'm sorry. I don't think I can.
00:37Why? We had a deal.
00:39Please.
00:40The head cheerleader only goes out with the captain of the football team.
00:43Jackson scored the game winner. You had nothing to do with it.
00:47I could be captain, too, you know?
00:51Face it! You're a piss-poor scholar student!
00:54Jason's dad is the governor! You can't compete!
00:57Jason's the star. He's the one I want. Leave me alone.
01:05Need a hand, co-captain?
01:07Fuck off! Show's over!
01:14Ah, don't pout.
01:16She doesn't want you.
01:18But I do.
01:21I happen to like my co-captain a whole lot.
01:30That's enough.
01:31Next season, I'm going to be captain.
01:32I'm taking your place.
01:38How is he so cute when he's mad?
01:40I'm going to be captain.
02:03Cocky asshole.
02:03What does Christine even see in him?
02:09Fine, he's jacked. I'll give him that.
02:26Jason!
02:29Explain! How the hell did you flop calculus?
02:33An F? No way. Dude's a fucking beast.
02:37Always a perfect 4.0 GPA, even if he's at practice all day and parties all night.
02:41Just an off day. That's all.
02:44Jackson, you're our ace.
02:45If you fail again, the board will use it against us.
02:49They'll gut our budget next year.
02:51Without that money, half this team walks.
02:54Relax, coach. It won't come to that.
02:56Attitude Jackson!
02:58Fail that class again, and you won't be the captain anymore.
03:01Leo will take over.
03:05Me?
03:08Yes, coach!
03:12If I make captain, Christine will be impressed.
03:28Let's make a deal, co-captain.
03:30Jackson! What the fuck? Let go of me!
03:33If you tutor me, I'll get you Christine.
03:36No way. Christine said if I'm the captain, she's mine. I don't need your help.
03:40Don't be so naive, co-captain.
03:42When a girl's not into you, she'll always find an excuse.
03:44Get over yourself, dumbass!
03:48Cute moan, you little bottom.
03:50Asshole!
03:57There's something pressing into my thigh.
03:59Something hard.
04:02You're hard?
04:03It's a totally normal physical reaction to friction.
04:06That's all.
04:09So, Leo?
04:10You heard coach.
04:11If I fail, they'll cut our budget next year.
04:13And from what I heard, the team pays your tuition and housing, no?
04:17If I flunked this class, you could lose your spot at Maple High.
04:21Fine. Deal.
04:29Wow. Okay.
04:31The football team's most inseparable duo.
04:34Can't even sleep without each other?
04:35Sign away, boys.
04:48Can't wait to live together, roomie.
04:56Agreement of mutual aid, calculus, and love coaching?
05:00What is this?
05:01Knowing you, I put our deal in writing.
05:03I'll help you get an A, and you'll do everything in your power to help me get Christine.
05:11Yes, Mr. Leo.
05:15Get it?
05:16You can't just plug in the limit here, Lahodoro's rule.
05:21Take the derivative of the numeral and dominate it separately, let it approach zero.
05:39Hey, that one's mine.
05:42Yours is over there.
05:51Um, you're too close.
05:57What is wrong with you?
05:58Back off!
06:00Don't be so jumpy.
06:01This is love coaching, co-captain.
06:03This, how is this coaching?
06:05Sharing a drink?
06:06In dating psychology, that's an indirect kiss.
06:10It's a test on the other person.
06:12How much will they let down their guard?
06:17Although, co-captain, that was quite the response.
06:23Uh-oh.
06:24Did that work on you?
06:28I-
06:29No!
06:29What response?
06:31I don't know what you're talking about.
06:32That's what you call teaching?
06:34That's too sloppy.
06:35How am I supposed to learn anything?
06:37You're going to write me a proper, rigorous sumibus.
06:43Lesson number one.
06:44Become a bad boy.
06:45Girls like a guy with an edge.
06:47Nerdy glasses and a hoodie?
06:49No.
06:50That won't work for Christine.
06:51Girls want a guy like me.
06:52A bad boy.
06:53Cocky.
06:55Give me a break.
06:56That's just called being a fuckboy.
06:57Only stupid girls fall for that.
06:58Trust me.
06:58It works.
06:59Now, lesson number two.
07:00Engineer the necessary physical contact.
07:02As for lesson number three, the grand confession.
07:04Just get some flowers and a crowd.
07:07Where are you going?
07:08You're not done.
07:08What the hell was lesson number two?
07:10Necessary physical contact?
07:11How does that work?
07:13I'm beat.
07:14Gonna go wash up.
07:20Leo, grab me a towel from the locker.
07:23Pain in the ass.
07:30Jason, towel!
07:37Jackson!
07:39What the fuck?
07:42Necessary physical contact.
07:44Lesson number two.
07:46You're fucking insane!
07:48I'm a hands-on teacher.
07:50That's necessary physical contact.
07:52Got it?
07:54Damn it.
07:55My heart's leaping out my chest.
07:57That's just harassment.
08:00Really?
08:01Funny.
08:01Seems like harassment works just fine on my co-captain.
08:05Bullshit.
08:08What's wrong with you, Leo?
08:09Jason's a guy.
08:10So what if he touched you?
08:11Don't freak out.
08:13No, no, no.
08:14It's just, he grabbed out of nowhere.
08:16I was surprised.
08:17That's all.
08:18Right, right.
08:19That just means his love coaching works.
08:21I'm learning from a pro.
08:27Nah, I didn't have to worry.
08:29The love coaching is working great on our co-captain.
08:33No.
08:34None of these feel bad, boy.
08:36Not cool at all.
08:39He just threw that on.
08:41How does he look so good?
08:43What?
08:44Why are you looking at me like that?
08:46Oh, uh, you coming to the victory party tonight?
08:49Nah.
08:51Boring.
08:53Can I borrow this jacket?
08:55Sure.
08:59These two?
09:00How do I look?
09:02You look great.
09:03Awesome.
09:04Hope Christine likes it, too.
09:07You and Christine, you have a date?
09:09No.
09:11She's just going to be at the party.
09:12See ya.
09:16Thought you weren't going.
09:17Changed my mind.
09:18Suddenly in the mood.
09:21So impulsive.
09:25Look!
09:26Jason's here!
09:27He never shows up to victory parties?
09:29Duh.
09:29He's totally here for Christine.
09:32My makeover actually worked?
09:41Jason!
09:42You actually came?
09:43I got bored.
09:44Might as well check it out.
09:45Just checking it out, huh?
09:47Admit it, you're here for Christine.
09:52Wait.
09:53Jason's into Christine, too?
09:54Well, fuck me.
09:56Dumbass.
09:57He got it twisted again.
09:59Okay, okay.
10:01Leave us alone.
10:01Let's go in.
10:02Ooh, leave us alone.
10:04Ha!
10:04Spill it, you two.
10:06She didn't even notice me.
10:08What?
10:09You heard the little rumor
10:10that I'm into Christine?
10:13Don't tell me you're jealous of her.
10:16Shut the fuck up!
10:17You egomaniac!
10:18We have a chance to win.
10:27Jason, save you a spot.
10:34All right, all right, everybody's here.
10:36Let's play Spin the Bottle.
10:38Y'all know the rules.
10:39Whoever spins has to kiss
10:41whoever the bottle lands on.
10:43Woo!
11:06Leo's turn now!
11:15Whoa!
11:18Uh, which one is it?
11:20Christine or Jason?
11:22Uh, that doesn't count.
11:24It stopped in the middle.
11:25I'll spin again.
11:25No cheating.
11:26Leo, pick one of them.
11:36Man up, bro!
11:38Who do you think you'll pick?
11:39He's crazy about Christine.
11:40Duh!
11:41Kiss her!
11:42My first kiss
11:43with the girl of my dreams.
11:45Christine,
11:47is that okay?
11:49No, no, no!
11:52No, no!
11:54No, no!
12:01Whoa!
12:11Jason!
12:12Justin, why did you do that?
12:15Oh my God, Justin likes Christine.
12:17That's why he kissed Leo, so Leo can't kiss her.
12:20That makes sense.
12:21No wonder Jake hasn't showed up tonight.
12:23Okay, stop it, you guys.
12:27Shit.
12:36So, you like Christine too, right?
12:40Don't listen to their nonsense.
12:41Then, why?
12:43Why'd you stop me from kissing her?
12:46I didn't mean to.
12:47No, no, you weren't even going to come.
12:49I said Christine would be here, and suddenly you wanted in.
12:52Enough!
12:53I said, I don't like her!
12:55Then who do you love, huh?
12:57You want to know who I like?
12:58It's you!
12:59Of course it's you!
13:05What?
13:06I mean, I like your type.
13:08The dumber type.
13:09Christine's too smart, not my thing.
13:11No.
13:12Something's off with you.
13:14Do I really have to spell it out?
13:17I'm trying to help, co-captain.
13:19You asked me to help you get Christine?
13:20She looked disgusted right before you tried to kiss her.
13:23What?
13:24If your first kiss was just because of peer pressure, she'd hate you.
13:26I did that to save you.
13:27I wasn't trying to take advantage of her.
13:29It was just the rules.
13:33Okay, okay, noted.
13:35Let's go back.
13:35We've got practice tomorrow.
13:45Nice!
13:46That's our ace duo.
13:48You two finally quit feuding.
13:50I guess sharing a room's good for you.
13:53Hey, since Jackson's obsessed with you, I bet his phone passcode is your birthday.
13:58Let's try it!
13:59I'm dying to know.
14:01I wonder what secrets are in his phone.
14:03Fine.
14:04As you wish.
14:05But which one's Jason's?
14:12Jason's phone's black.
14:13He said he hates phone cases.
14:20What?
14:21Whose fucking phone is this?
14:28Oh my god.
14:29I get it now.
14:30Liam's gay!
14:33And this one's Jackson's.
14:35Jackson is obsessed with you.
14:36Look, the anime girl looks just like you.
14:42So the one with the gay-ass photo is Leo's?
14:45Ew, he's in love with Jackson!
14:47If Leo's gay, why is he still pursuing me even after I turned him down?
14:50Duh!
14:51He's a gay guy on the football team.
14:53The straight teammates would kill him if they found out.
14:55Especially because he wants Jason.
14:57Exactly.
14:58Classic closet failure.
14:59Leo's using you as his beard.
15:03That explains everything.
15:04So, that's why Jason stepped in when Leo tried to go.
15:08and tried to kiss me at the party.
15:09He was trying to tell me Leo's gay.
15:12They're coming.
15:18Hey, Christine.
15:19Thanks.
15:26Leo!
15:26Come on.
15:27Let's hit the shower.
15:28Can't.
15:28Practice was brutal.
15:30I need ice.
15:30Fine.
15:31I'll go find you after I shower.
15:45It's not my phone.
15:46If Leo sees that, he'll freak out.
15:49Shit.
16:01Jesus.
16:02What the hell?
16:03You scared me.
16:06I grabbed the wrong phone.
16:09So, why are you so nervous?
16:19I'm not.
16:20Yeah, right.
16:21I saw it when the screen lit up.
16:26You saw?
16:28Yep.
16:30Does he know I've been into him?
16:34It was a picture of you with someone.
16:36Got a crush.
16:38Ooh, the suspense.
16:40Let me see.
16:40Maybe your co-captain can help you out.
16:47Leo, knock it off.
16:48The floor's slippery.
16:51Come on.
16:52Don't be lame.
16:52Let me see.
16:53Let me see.
16:55Oh.
17:09Well, couldn't wait to kiss me again, co-captain.
17:16Easy.
17:18That sounds like Leo, right?
17:21Yeah, that's definitely Leo.
17:23And I think I heard another guy in there, too.
17:25I told you, he's gay.
17:27Leo, are you in there?
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