00:00I want you.
00:01Um, to f*** me.
00:04I know you've wanted me to since the second you met me.
00:08Hey, that's this.
00:18He is Shay Coleman, the hottest guy in school.
00:24You could have died there, Miss Kennedy Clark.
00:26He knows who I am?
00:30Captain, you know this nerd?
00:31Yeah.
00:33She's with me.
00:38Can you get off me?
00:41Oh, okay, I have to get to the biggest party on campus.
00:44You're welcome.
00:44I don't care about the biggest party on campus, alright?
00:47Do you not remember the plans that we have?
00:50Did you ask me out, Kenny?
00:52No, no, I did not ask you out, okay?
00:55You're supposed to work on our polyscience project tonight.
00:58Oh, that's where I know you from.
01:01Oh!
01:02What the f*** is your problem?
01:06Wait, why do you look familiar?
01:08Well, I'm your poly project science partner.
01:14Oh my god, it is you.
01:17Were you in the library this whole time?
01:19I can't believe you actually thought we would go.
01:22Pathetic.
01:23But you were the ones that planned it.
01:26On a Friday night?
01:27You bought that?
01:29Okay, great, so you weren't gonna show up.
01:31Great, thanks for letting me know.
01:33Okay, it was a harmless prank.
01:36You know what?
01:37Ugh!
01:40Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:44No one's ever done that to me before.
01:46She's got some balls.
01:49There you go, just a little harmless prank.
01:51Alright, um, that's enough.
01:53Freshman.
01:55Ahhh!
01:56Ah!
01:57What the f***?
02:03What the f***?
02:04What the f***?
02:04It's me!
02:05I gotta save her.
02:07Oh my god, my makeup!
02:09Where are my glasses?
02:12What the f***?
02:14Say, I'm gonna kill you!
02:17You okay?
02:18Now I have to do the project all on myself.
02:21Steve, come on, there's no way you're still thinking about school
02:24Come on, I got you
02:36That's for being
02:42Fair
02:44You know, for being the most boring person in the freshman class, you're a lot of fun
02:48Yeah, and for you being the most, quote-unquote, hottest guy in the school, you're not all that
02:55Really?
02:56Yeah
02:57Yeah, I don't buy that
03:09What the?
03:10Let go of Kennedy or I'm sticking this bottle up your ass
03:17Oh, great
03:18There's my brother, right when I don't need him
03:20No, I'm being serious
03:22I'm giving you three seconds to get the f*** away from her
03:27Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?
03:29You mad that I took Captain from you?
03:31Or are you mad that I'm taking your girl?
03:33So first Shay, and now Gage, too?
03:36Why are all the hottest men obsessed with this nerd?
03:39Ew
03:40All right, that's it
04:06I hate both of you!
04:22No!
04:22Yes! Wait!
04:25No!
04:26Do you know what they did to me?
04:28No! You don't, okay? Because you were too busy drinking!
04:31Oh, Tom, I wasn't trying-
04:32No! You broke my glasses!
04:35I'm sorry!
04:36No, no! I hate you! Okay?
04:37I'm so glad that no one knows that we're related!
04:40I hate it!
04:45My brother's always been the poster child of our family.
04:49Smart, athletic, extremely handsome.
04:52And I was just... there.
05:04Oh my god, Gage, I told you I'm-
05:08I'm not.
05:10Wrong guy, Clark.
05:12Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:13Hey, well, why the f*** did my door work?
05:16Yeah, it was pretty hard to find.
05:17I had to ask like 30 people and...
05:20Everyone thinks I'm obsessed with you now or something.
05:25Yeah, I am. And I'm starting to think so too.
05:27No.
05:32I'm engaged.
05:33You wanna talk?
05:38Well, why do you even care?
05:42Him and I never really saw eye to eye.
05:44You know, he's been to me, you know, ever since I took over the Catholic position.
05:48He's a terrible guy.
05:49Dad, stay away from me.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51Not again.
05:52If he finds out that I'm Gage's sister, he's gonna use me to get back at him.
05:56Right, okay.
05:58Uh...
05:59Wait, you should go.
06:00What?
06:01No.
06:01You haven't even asked me why I came here.
06:03Hey, why did you- why did you come here?
06:05I came to apologize for tonight.
06:08And I, um...
06:10I fixed this for you.
06:12Mm.
06:13What?
06:15Wait, actually, like, they were snapped in half though.
06:18How did you-
06:19Damn.
06:20I fixed my break.
06:22That's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
06:25What if he's actually nice?
06:29And I'm not the dumb jock that you think I am.
06:33Yeah?
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:35Check out project slides.
06:38Check out.
06:40Alright, let's see.
06:46There's no way you did this.
06:49You're right.
06:52Check out slide six.
06:57Okay, I dig.
06:58There's some long-ass references to find this.
07:01Wow.
07:04Shea Coleman.
07:06You were such a nerd.
07:08I'm a nerd?
07:09Mm-hmm.
07:09Excuse me?
07:11I'm not a nerd.
07:11I'm a captain of the football team.
07:13Oh, I am.
07:14It's great.
07:15Call me.
07:16Okay.
07:16Stop.
07:17Call me a nerd again.
07:18Stop.
07:21Call me a nerd again.
07:22No.
07:24Stop.
07:25I can't do it again.
07:28I can't do it again.
07:31Your boyfriend's gone.
07:35He's not my boyfriend.
07:37I can't do it again.
07:42The best part is coming.
07:44Download now for free.
07:45Oh, I am the a GMT-Sportsbound.
07:46Oh, I'm wants a fool.
07:46Run away.
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