00:00Look, I... I'm so sorry, Kate.
00:03I just wanted to give you the perfect night.
00:05I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
00:08The perfect night?
00:09So they did it.
00:10Last night.
00:12While I was wounded and hurt.
00:14You finally got what you wanted, Jason.
00:16You slept with the girl of your dreams after you broke my heart.
00:19Your perfect little crash test dummy.
00:21You left a condom in me, Jason.
00:24I don't know about you, but my idea of a perfect night
00:27doesn't end with a doctor trying to remove a condom
00:30that you lost inside of me.
00:32It's so humiliating.
00:34I thought you said you had experience, Jason,
00:36but you clearly had no idea what you were doing.
00:39At least he wore one with you.
00:40With me, it was just... take the pill, Tessa.
00:44Look, I know. I know. I'm an asshole, okay?
00:46This should have never happened.
00:48I practiced, even. It went really well with her.
00:50You slept with someone to practice?
00:57Who?
00:58There's nobody important, okay?
01:01It was just somebody easy.
01:02Somebody that I could practice with to make our night perfect.
01:06Look, you are the only thing that matters.
01:08That really matters.
01:09It's only you.
01:13A nobody.
01:15That's all I was to you?
01:17Wait here.
01:18I'll get your prescription, okay?
01:20Okay.
01:31Tessa?
01:34Who the hell eavesdrops like that, you creep?
01:37Why are you even at the hospital?
01:38Did that fat nerd get you pregnant?
01:41Did you get an STD?
01:43I'm here because you hit me with your car.
01:46Why are we at the OBGYN?
01:47Did you get an STD?
01:48Or is it something even more ridiculous?
01:50Shut up.
01:51What did you hear?
01:52What do you think?
01:56If you can't take being lied about, then stop lying about me.
02:00Tessa?
02:01I know you're in love with Jason.
02:04I bet you followed us to the hospital.
02:06Since you heard everything, can you finally accept the truth?
02:11You gave your virginity away to some random guy.
02:15Do you think that Jason would ever choose you over me?
02:20I gave my virginity away to some random guy.
02:26Why don't you ask him who took his virginity?
02:29What are you talking about?
02:30Jason?
02:33Jason, you're here.
02:35Tessa keeps accusing me of getting an STD just because you saw me coming out of the OBGYN room.
02:40She won't believe anything I tell her no matter how much I try to explain it.
02:43You were such a liar.
02:44You went for a routine checkup.
02:46Look, just because you're cheap and you like to sleep around doesn't mean that she does.
02:53No.
02:54Tessa, I...
02:55Look, I didn't mean that, okay?
02:57I'm cheap because I like to sleep around.
03:01Who are you to judge me, Jason?
03:03You of all people know who the hell I lost my virginity to.
03:06You're just too much of a coward to say who it was.
03:13Are you talking about Miles?
03:15It's getting sad, Tessa.
03:17You're gonna keep running around telling everyone you slept with Miles just for the attention?
03:22Did you think anyone actually believed you?
03:24A guy like him doesn't hook up with charity cases.
03:29Just admit you made it all up.
03:31It's embarrassing.
03:38How many times do I have to say it?
03:48I'm the guy that Tessa lost her virginity to.
03:50And if anyone says anything else, she or he should prove it.
03:57That's right.
03:59Stop lying, Palmer.
04:00We both know you didn't sleep together.
04:02You're just saying that because you have some...
04:03Some...
04:05Deal or something.
04:05I'm only denying it because you can't handle the fact that I found someone better.
04:13Okay.
04:14Prove you slept with her, Miles.
04:18Tessa has a birthmark on her body.
04:20If you can tell us where it is, I'll believe you're really together.
04:30He wouldn't know because he never touched it.
04:33I did.
04:34It's on her.
04:35On her inner thigh.
04:37It's heart-shaped.
04:39What happens next?
04:41Download Real Short.
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