00:00Now five seconds should be good.
00:02You're dead, kid.
00:05Five.
00:14Four.
00:19Three.
00:23Two.
00:28One.
00:30One.
00:32And good luck in prison.
00:56Weak spot, bad wrist.
00:58Hairline fracture that never healed.
01:07This one's perfect.
01:08I'll take it.
01:10I'd love to stay and chat, but...
01:12You shot me out of the lever, the lever.
01:16My copy's just about to land.
01:18I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
01:31Sir, you were born with supervision.
01:35I know.
01:36And you used that power to create LVMX, a company which now owns nearly every luxury brand on the face
01:42of the earth.
01:43Is there a question in there somewhere?
01:47Sir, Maple Valley is the most prestigious high school in the country, but it's still a high school. You don't
01:53need it.
01:54But I do need Kelly.
02:03We've been dating long distance forever. I'm going to surprise her today and finally reveal who I really am.
02:10She'll be shocked, sir.
02:12Especially when she finds out I used my connections to get her social media idol, Ava Shaw, to transfer to
02:17this school.
02:22Sir, at least go change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion.
02:25I can't. I'd miss homeroom.
02:30And here's the Strait of Messina.
02:32After using my powers so much today, I can't get them to turn off.
02:35Where Odysseus was forced to choose to travel between seats.
02:44Which one is Kelly's locker?
02:46Here it is.
02:46Let her see her.
02:57This is ours.
03:12AVA Shaw
03:14i can't believe she's in our school she's one of the hottest dancers in the world
03:19miss shaw will not be taking selfies today
03:29ava shaw i currently have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes gullwing and i also have 400
03:36million followers across all my socials
03:41i'm michael i have a 0.0 i don't drive although i'm pretty good at skateboarding and i have no
03:46followers on any social media not exactly who i was expecting but okay i guess you're my new
03:54boyfriend boyfriend what's wrong i thought my messages were clear a serious boyfriend will
04:02be good for my image we just have to be seen in public a few times
04:09you're the fake boyfriend i hired right i think you got the wrong guy i already have a girlfriend
04:15that watches for her
04:20you were supposed to have a fake boyfriend waiting for me
04:24i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
04:40sorry about that wait you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
04:48what why would you say that no listen in 10 minutes if you don't see the nurse you will die
04:55promise me you'll go see the nurse first off i have the biggest online doctors in the world on speed
05:01dial i'm not going to see a school nurse second you're kind of weird huh just promise me you need
05:07to get your throat checked go now fine okay
05:13what a weirdo i guess it won't hurt though have dr schuyler cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
05:31kelly what's going on
05:36michael what what are you doing here i wanted to surprise you
05:41michael you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about
05:47you wait this the poor townie boy you slommed with geez you find that uniform in a dumpster
05:54who's this guy this guy is barry dawes i'm a big deal around here bro oh this is sweet did
06:03you save
06:04up every last penny to buy this cheap knockoff to impress your little girlfriend kelly meanwhile i'm
06:08hosting a party welcoming ava shaw to school tonight how would you like to hang out with your idol
06:15it's been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
06:22okay ava say ah what the
06:28hold still
06:41you're lucky another minute longer and it would have killed you he was right
06:45but how i need to find that boy kelly is this really who you want barry just got me facetime
06:52with
06:52my idol ava shaw she has no idea i'm the one who got ava to transfer here in the first
06:58place
07:00meanwhile you got me a cheap knockoff watch barry is legit and you're a poverty case
07:14you wouldn't know legit if it bit you on your plastic ass
07:20oh and by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
07:34you're hilarious little buddy i almost want you to stick around to make me laugh more
07:44we're not from the same world michael
07:52you're right we're not
07:58i really thought i knew her there you are
08:09you were right oh my god thank you but how did you know about the spider
08:15it's a little hard to explain but i have x-ray vision
08:21no really i was born with it really really
08:28so what color is my bra
08:37a gentleman never looks sure you're so weird
08:42what happened with your girlfriend
08:45former girlfriend she just broke up with me
08:52helping the school loser could hurt your reputation
08:55i'm one of the most famous teenagers in the world i think i'll be fine
09:12did she break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
09:16big talk coming from someone who has to pay for her boyfriend
09:21speaking of which i'll do it
09:24do what be your trophy boyfriend looks like you could use the affection and it looks like you could
09:28use the money pays ten thousand dollars an hour that's quite a bit under what i'm used to but in
09:34total
09:39there's this welcome eva house party tonight it'll be our first appearance together
09:44and hey don't be weird and talk about that x-ray vision stuff okay
09:50your bra's red and quite scandalous for school
09:58don't be late
10:02beat it
10:03beat it loser this party is only for the school's elite not dorks with friggin pokemon watches
10:14what a jerk hey that was a really cool watch tell you what want to trade
10:20that's a rolex thanks
10:34whoa
10:37oh sorry i'm underdressed my wardrobe is being sent over as soon as my private jane refuels
10:42sure
10:44so i just found out that the head of lvmx is actually going to show up here tonight
10:49yep that would be me so tonight has to go perfect that means if anybody messes with me or my
10:56boyfriend
10:57i will personally use my money power and influence to destroy their lives on a molecular level
11:17oh my god barry i can't believe that you're hosting the welcome party for ava shaw
11:22she's a major influencer and my dad's a luxury brand vp of course i'd host it my dad's probably
11:28the reason she transferred here in the first place this is so cool i can pitch my makeup line to
11:34her
11:34if she promotes it i'll make millions
11:40what the hell is he doing here
11:47hey this is an exclusive party get out or i'll throw you out
11:51he looks like a homeless who found one of our uniforms in a dumpster
11:55he looks like someone who my dad would hire to clean up our dog's crap
12:00you're trespassing michael no i'm not i'm ava shaw's plus one
12:10boy you really stepped in it now ava shaw brought you
12:14yep hey everyone shut up this freaks claims he's ava shaw's plus one
12:30ava shaw wouldn't let this scumbag within 10 feet of her he's probably like her stalker
12:41you break into her house and steal this
12:44what else you've been stealing her clothes her panties
12:48you're disgusting pervert michael you idiot do you have any idea what ava will do when she finds
12:55out you're pretending to be her boyfriend she will crush you ava shaw is a boss you piss her off
13:02and
13:02with one post she'll ruin your life in that case you probably don't want to piss her off by like
13:11i don't know insulting her date that's it we need this gomer out of here before ava shows up
13:20make an example of him
13:27buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with ava she would never ever ever in a million
13:33years date a pathetic piece of human waste like you ava's not going to like you calling her boyfriend
13:38human waste you're so delusional if i'm delusional how'd i get her purse
13:55really you got another fake purse so you could pretend it's ava's that's not just pathetic that's
14:01psychotic be careful with that why did you have to work extra shifts at mickey d's to afford it
14:11will ava be so mad if we destroy this cheap piece of crap knockoff purse come on kelly
14:18everyone knows ava buys her curses at walmart don't get it dirty
14:25you know what i think you should wash it
14:33in the toilet you do realize what ava will do to you if you destroy her purse right
14:40it's not her purse you're not her boyfriend you're just a creepy poor pervert
14:45she's just outside you can ask her i have a better idea
14:56this is what we think of you and your stupid lies michael
15:00kelly done
15:14i tried
15:22where do you think you're going white trash
15:26i think it's time ava shaw sees what maple billy does to the lower classes when they mess with her
15:34you put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
15:52last chance let me go oh i'm gonna enjoy this you really are
16:07you'll see why in three
16:11two
16:16one what are you doing
16:31do you have any idea who he is what happens next is all on real short
16:36what happens next is all x
16:37so
16:37you
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